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[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-told-my-friend-why-hes-such-a-fuck-up-in-life-and-he-started-crying.74991

YEAH WHAT A WEIRD REACTION

He dressed him down for 40 minutes 

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13830927/

Hey look slayven is so fucking dumb he doesn't even get south park

Slayven is Dwayne McDuffie worst nightmare.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13830927/

Hey look slayven is so fucking dumb he doesn't even get south park

Literally an example of the same behavior criticized earlier in the thread

Worse still, I think some folks intentionally ignore the point being made entirely.

For example, the Chipotlaway gag (video for reference): https://vimeo.com/241424126

The actual gag is what Kyle alludes to, which is the behaviour of buying stuff to solve problems caused by our own behaviour instead of changing our behaviour to stop the problem, because we don't want to sacrifice anything.

To most people, though, all the joke says is "HAHA, Chipotle gives people bloody diarrhea!" and everything else is ignored, because the crassness of the joke is apparently the point of it, and anything else just gets in the way of the funny stuff.

"HAHA, Token is the token black character!"

[Boredfrom]

Maybe Slayven can understand satire if someone mentions Faceless and “it was sarcasm” defense.

[tummyfat]

They burned a cross on the black family’s lawn. They said it was a lower case T but it looked just like a cross. How is that satire?

[paprikastaude]

Blaming South Park and video games for social problems. They are truly becoming 90s conservatives Though they forgot to blame the awful influence of that aggressive Marylin Manson music. 

There's some stupid trumpsters, but going by online reactions, even the last ones understood that South Park is blatantly insulting them by the end of last year. Meanwhile, reee is still believing that this show is promoting some Trump-cult. So much for being the smart ones - Holy shit, I forgot how much they hate that show, those PC cartoons must have really hit home. It hasn't even been that good past season 10 to deserve this much salt, but here we are.

[Boredfrom]

There's some stupid trumpsters, but going by online reactions, even the last ones understood that South Park is blatantly insulting them by the end of last year. Meanwhile, reee is still calling the show pro-Trump, because they are too dumb to look beyond "they made fun of me too = they are nazis". Holy shit, I forgot how much they hate that show.

Because is not about pissing Trumptards but getting validated by pop culture products. The fact that South Park recognizes that Trump is a scumbag makes it “worse” because they don’t totally subscribe to the “correct ideology” and are a bunch of “cowards” for not taking sides.

South Park can be shitty and preachy, but is not that different from self righteous Trumptard and Reee usual bitching.

[Assimilate]

It hasn't even been that good past season 10 to deserve this much salt, but here we are.

it's been at it's best in the last 10 years, not sure what the fuck you watch.

since 2016 the last 2 seasons have sucked though and this one doesn't look to be much better.

[headwalk]

south park has completely changed from the fun boundary pushing show i enjoyed watching as a kid when it was only the uptight puritanical older generation who hated it, to now that i'm an adult and it's become a platform for problematic viewpoints which is doing more harm than good.

[Leadbelly]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13830927/

Hey look slayven is so fucking dumb he doesn't even get south park

It hits too close to home I imagine. They think instinctively that they're the butt of the joke and so watch it at a distance looking for things wrong with it.

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13740880/

Why fight? I'd rather they make love.

 

Gross, reported

I feel vindicated. Resetera should make me a mod.

[Uncle]

It feels like it's been a long time since they just made episodes where stuff happens

Like Cartman wants to go to a birthday party at Casa Bonita but can't go unless someone else can't make it, so he tricks Butters into believing there's been a zombie outbreak, and Butters stays in a shelter for a couple days and comes out into a junkyard where he "rebuilds society" and thinks he's going to have to procreate with the garbage lady until he gets set straight, which leads to everyone finding out and Cartman's desperate attempt to enjoy Casa Bonita before he is dragged out

It's not about a recent movie, or politics, or Uber or Costco or Black Lives Matter or Louis CK, it's just some entertaining stuff happening

[agrajag]

Or when Cartman cryogenically freezes himself because he can't wait for the Wii to come out and wakes up in the future in which the planet is ravaged by two warring atheist factions, one of which is sea otters.

That was the best South Park. When they get too topical it makes the show very dated. I do like the occasional lampooning of an insane celebrity though.

[BikeJesus]

I’m not going to tell Asians how to think and feel but I can and will side eye them for getting surgeries that render their eyes non-Asian to reflect Caucasian eyes and their sheer amount of Asian women that wind up with white men.

My gf is Chinese, parents from China, they don't speak any English. You know why Chinese girls don't want to be with Chinese guys? Because the guys in Chinese culture have everything done for them by their mothers. Their girlfriends are then expected to take over the mother role. Obviously this doesn't apply to all of them, but it is in the culture.

Calling them racist for not wanting to be a part of that shit makes you sound dumber than usual.

[BikeJesus]

They burned a cross on the black family’s lawn. They said it was a lower case T but it looked just like a cross. How is that satire?

Can't tell if this is serious or not. The joke is the rednecks are so dumb they put up a T for 'Time to leave'.

[TVC15]

Cindi, feel free to share more of your thoughts on Asians. Aside from the ending, most of book 1 takes place in Japan.

[Himu]

Cindi, feel free to share more of your thoughts on Asians. Aside from the ending, most of book 1 takes place in Japan.

Huh?

[TVC15]

Cindi, feel free to share more of your thoughts on Asians. Aside from the ending, most of book 1 takes place in Japan.

Huh?

Jeez, you need to pay better attention to what’s going on around here. Book 1 of the trilogy of novels I’m working on based on some of the fantasy scenarios you’ve inspired.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/popular-pokemon-youtuber-is-an-alt-right-propaganda-machine.74896/

Pokemon GO to the polls! Yasss queeen slay!

Some guy on youtube who talks about pokemon supports Trump  pokemon is for children!

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/popular-pokemon-youtuber-is-an-alt-right-propaganda-machine.74896/

Pokemon GO to the polls! Yasss queeen slay!

Some guy on youtube who talks about pokemon supports Trump  pokemon is for children!

One guy said something reasonable, but don’t worry, they got him.

Nah, but he didn’t deserve the dogpile for his opinion.

[tummyfat]

They burned a cross on the black family’s lawn. They said it was a lower case T but it looked just like a cross. How is that satire?

Can't tell if this is serious or not. The joke is the rednecks are so dumb they put up a T for 'Time to leave'.

I was making fun of Slayven, chill

[Assimilate]

It feels like it's been a long time since they just made episodes where stuff happens

Like Cartman wants to go to a birthday party at Casa Bonita but can't go unless someone else can't make it, so he tricks Butters into believing there's been a zombie outbreak, and Butters stays in a shelter for a couple days and comes out into a junkyard where he "rebuilds society" and thinks he's going to have to procreate with the garbage lady until he gets set straight, which leads to everyone finding out and Cartman's desperate attempt to enjoy Casa Bonita before he is dragged out

It's not about a recent movie, or politics, or Uber or Costco or Black Lives Matter or Louis CK, it's just some entertaining stuff happening

But they kind of went back to that in the last two seasons and it was terrible. I actually enjoyed the long narrative structure they had going for a while there. It had a great build up, it was relevant, and the payoffs were awesome. I know they got frustrated with Trump winning while they were writing a Hilary win in but I still thought it was the right way to go for the show during this period.

I was never into early South Park. I thought the show was stupid in the beginning. It didn't get good until the mid 2000s I think.

[thisismyusername]

Cindi, feel free to share more of your thoughts on Asians. Aside from the ending, most of book 1 takes place in Japan.

Huh?

Jeez, you need to pay better attention to what’s going on around here. Book 1 of the trilogy of novels I’m working on based on some of the fantasy scenarios you’ve inspired.

Do you want to play Lucky Hit?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13834454/

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13816552/

Soooooooooooooooo, the only training mods seems to get on resetera is using the word 'actioned' instead of moderation or modding, etc. But not training on how to actually mod a website.

[EightBitNate]

That’s because being moderate is equivalent to being a Nazi.

[BikeJesus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-poll-more-see-trump-win-likely-46-as-biden-leads-crowded-democratic-field.74906

Holy shit, they hate it when someone makes a thread that can be seen as positive about Trump. Just going hard at the OP.

"You sure on a mission this morning."

"I'm starting to think this OP has an agenda."

Those are the first two posts! But it doesn't stop there.

OP tries to defend themself:

"I’ve done multiple threads about the midterms and encouraging voter registration. There’s room for both. I read a poll I found interesting, so I posted it."

But no, not good enough:

"Ehh you’re doing a bit more than that. Who do you want to be President there anyways buddy? Are you good with the current one or want someone different. That answer will go a long way to show what you are truly trying to do here."

"Hey don’t go ignoring me. Who are you wanting as President? Do you like who it currrently is or who you rather have someone else, and if so, who?"

OP: "I’m a huge democrat lol, check my thread history if you’re confused by today"

"Which democrat do you want to run in 2020 and what are the qualities that you like about them?

What are the qualities that you think the democratic party should embrace more?"

OP is being interrogated for making the thread. They assume it was in bad faith. Every fucker harassing the OP should be removed from the forum.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Russian bots arguing with Russian bots.

It's pretty awesome.

[Kara]

(she's Chinese)

[counterhit]

Furries are either degenerate communists or genocidal nazis. Nothing in between.

[Bore Expert]

Sweetnicole could probably kick all our asses.

[Mr. Nobody]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/13830927/

Hey look slayven is so fucking dumb he doesn't even get south park

This is pathetic 

[benjipwns]

that Slayven satire

[Vertigo]

The Astrobot shilling on Reeee is something to behold.

[tummyfat]

No debate is more insufferable than the transwomen in sports one

Ketket and Excelspreadsheeor feel very strongly about it.

[Momo]

Things I will never do - give anything slayven says a second thought

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/need-help-re-mentally-ill-ex-friend-who-has-made-threats-to-kill-in-october.1466903/

I would seek advice from at least two other Internet forums before contacting the police.

 

[VomKriege]

What’s the evidence that the high probability assigned to a Hillary win was incorrect?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-poll-more-see-trump-win-likely-46-as-biden-leads-crowded-democratic-field.74906/page-2#post-13816400

[Transhuman]

If I was going to start killing people i'd at least wait until after November 16 so us diehard Steve McQueen fans can watch "Widows" and find out if McQueen will bat another one out of the park to becone the new great American Director. I mean if you go around killing people before November 17, so that even people who booked OPENING-NIGHT tickets never got to know the strength of his legacy, you're a real jerk is all i'm saying.

[benjipwns]

What’s the evidence that the high probability assigned to a Hillary win was incorrect?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-poll-more-see-trump-win-likely-46-as-biden-leads-crowded-democratic-field.74906/page-2#post-13816400

Ehh you’re doing a bit more than that. Who do you want to be President there anyways buddy? Are you good with the current one or want someone different. That answer will go a long way to show what you are truly trying to do here

Hey don’t go ignoring me. Who are you wanting as President? Do you like who it currrently is or who you rather have someone else, and if so, who?

Which democrat do you want to run in 2020 and what are the qualities that you like about them?

What are the qualities that you think the democratic party should embrace more?

Doubtful he answers but also curious on this

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

can we kill whitey already and get it over with?

Those sneaky asians. Death by snoo snoo.

[kingv]

That Asian dating thread.  Good thing ResetERA's here to tell Asian women what to think and feel.

I’m not going to tell Asians how to think and feel but I can and will side eye them for getting surgeries that render their eyes non-Asian to reflect Caucasian eyes and their sheer amount of Asian women that wind up with white men.

Yeah they have a huge problem with being stupid.  That's not on white people.

I...huh?

It's a valid criticism.  The eyelid surgeries, the extreme disproportionate amount of asian women patronizing men of their own race and dating white men -- it's not a stereotype. Of all the asian women I knew growing up, they all dated or married white men.   But that thread seems to implicate white people as promoting that 'problem.'  Nothing to do with white people.  That's on them.  They have to figure out what's going on with themselves that they do that.

Oh ok. Right. White dudes are gonna do what they need to do.

The problem subsists within Asian culture, its obsession with honor and what’s best, and its predisposition to value whiteness. Like from outlooking in many treat it as a transaction. Like you want to marry white because your culture deems it superior and you get a familial boost because your children will be white or at least half white.

Well, white dudes aren't really doing anything.  I read a statistic the other day (I can find the source**) that only 1 in 10 white people marry outside of their race.  This isn't 'white dudes doing what they need to do', at all.  If this is a 'problem' at all, it is entirely an asian women 'problem'.  For the life of me, I can't understand why they have a complex about this, but that's only something they can fix.  That thread reminded me of the GAF thread on that Talib Kweli video where he explained that "white supremacy" has imposed 'imperialist' beauty standards on asians and the usual GAF circlejerk over how white people are subverting the beauty standards in places like Japan and Korea.  Like, get real here.     That they get reconstructive surgery on their eyes and center their media and fashion around white people, and that their women condescend to the males in their race and disproportionately prefer to date whites is not a 'problem' white people can ever address  (to the extent that this is considered a 'problem' for them).

**http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2017/05/18/1-trends-and-patterns-in-intermarriage/

The best thing about that 1 in 10 stat is that REee would totally trash white people for not marrying outside of their race too.

Honestly, if about 60% of Asians are marrying wypipo that’s actually about right demographically. Wypipo are about 60% of the country, so if you are the supreme not racist person,  you should have equal chance to marry someone of any race, right?

[Propagandhim]

That Asian dating thread.  Good thing ResetERA's here to tell Asian women what to think and feel.

I’m not going to tell Asians how to think and feel but I can and will side eye them for getting surgeries that render their eyes non-Asian to reflect Caucasian eyes and their sheer amount of Asian women that wind up with white men.

Yeah they have a huge problem with being stupid.  That's not on white people.

I...huh?

It's a valid criticism.  The eyelid surgeries, the extreme disproportionate amount of asian women patronizing men of their own race and dating white men -- it's not a stereotype. Of all the asian women I knew growing up, they all dated or married white men.   But that thread seems to implicate white people as promoting that 'problem.'  Nothing to do with white people.  That's on them.  They have to figure out what's going on with themselves that they do that.

Oh ok. Right. White dudes are gonna do what they need to do.

The problem subsists within Asian culture, its obsession with honor and what’s best, and its predisposition to value whiteness. Like from outlooking in many treat it as a transaction. Like you want to marry white because your culture deems it superior and you get a familial boost because your children will be white or at least half white.

Well, white dudes aren't really doing anything.  I read a statistic the other day (I can find the source**) that only 1 in 10 white people marry outside of their race.  This isn't 'white dudes doing what they need to do', at all.  If this is a 'problem' at all, it is entirely an asian women 'problem'.  For the life of me, I can't understand why they have a complex about this, but that's only something they can fix.  That thread reminded me of the GAF thread on that Talib Kweli video where he explained that "white supremacy" has imposed 'imperialist' beauty standards on asians and the usual GAF circlejerk over how white people are subverting the beauty standards in places like Japan and Korea.  Like, get real here.     That they get reconstructive surgery on their eyes and center their media and fashion around white people, and that their women condescend to the males in their race and disproportionately prefer to date whites is not a 'problem' white people can ever address  (to the extent that this is considered a 'problem' for them).

**http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2017/05/18/1-trends-and-patterns-in-intermarriage/

The best thing about that 1 in 10 stat is that REee would totally trash white people for not marrying outside of their race too.

Honestly, if about 60% of Asians are marrying wypipo that’s actually about right demographically. Wypipo are about 60% of the country, so if you are the supreme not racist person,  you should have equal chance to marry someone of any race, right?

What bothers them is that, in regards to the asian intermarriage statistic - it's disproportionately asian women with white men and little else, whereas everyone else represents more of a spread.   

[kingv]

At least someone likes white people


 

[porkbun]

Sweetnicole could probably kick all our asses.

I've seen pictures of them, and that would be a resounding "nope".  Standard schlubby out of shape gamer with longer hair (still greasy though) and shitty make up job.

[kingv]

Based on her avatar I’m expecting sweet Nicole to be super sexy.

[agrajag]

Why you hatin on white ppl Cindi

[Nabbis]

Why you hatin on white ppl Cindi

They look like toilet seats.

[kingv]

Being into Asian women
 

Being into Asian men

[I'm a Puppy!]

I too have a thing for small penises....wait.

[Straight Edge]

Everything I know about Black/Asian race relations comes from album covers

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I too have a thing for small penises....wait.

Personally, if I was sticking things in my orifices I'd rather avoid painful stretching and / or tearing.
Thats just me though.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/explosive-diarrhea-just-before-heading-to-work-fuck.75098/

So, I'm about to leave for work. I'm still at home waiting for my wife. I took a shower 30 minutes ago. We are about to go in 2 minutes, literally.

And just two minutes ago, a pain in my stomach. I rushed to be bathroom. Explosive diarrhea. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore.

But now I have to go to work with a filthy ass.

Don't see what the problem is- he's used to walking around with a filthy ass.

christ Fernando.

the time it took you to post this thread, you could have dealt with your hygiene issue.

nope, gotta post. and gross us all out. well done.

 

[Brehvolution]

That is why they make toilet paper.

Coming from the same dude that sells blood for money to buy nintendo games.

[agrajag]

Isn't that the same guy who would purposely shit himself and mow the lawn and walk around covered in his own shit and sweat all day?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

People don't have explosive diarrhea all the time?

[Mr. Nobody]

Why you hatin on white ppl Cindi

They look like toilet seats.

And are equally full of shit. 

[thetylerrob]

Only people that.... dont eat Taco Bell™

 

[EightBitNate]

The Astrobot shilling on Reeee is something to behold.

I’d honestly buy it but who the fuck even owns a PSVR

[daemon]

Why you hatin on white ppl Cindi

They look like toilet seats.

That's a shitty analogy