"Where are you girl?"
"I'm with some dude in a hotel room. Staying for free! And he bought the tickets
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"
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"I figured out this AMAZING lifehack. You chat with a stranger, he pays for your ticket and hotel and all you have to do is to fuck him. No Feelings!"
"He's not your BF?
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"Noooo fucking loser wants to cuddle
. Anyway I'm totally going to monetize this, how does "FLYHOTELGIRL" sound"
"Girl, that makes you an escort! He better pay more for your ass than just the tickets and hotel"
"A what? What is a Descord?"
"Here, an ESCORT: *Wikipedia link* "
"FUCK!"