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[Raist]

I'm confused. Is reetateeta implying that being gay and wanting to have kids is 100% mutually exclusive?

Yikes.

[thisismyusername]

Not Ubisofts fault you forced Alexios to be gay when he wasn't. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/ag2ugv/spoiler_the_dlc_ending_rant/

Then, there is, what is for me, the worst part. I’m a lesbian. I was happy to be able to play a character like myself the same way guys or straight women who play games do. Ubisoft made a big fucking deal of being able to choose your character’s sexual orientation. It was part of their marketing campaign. They used what is clearly a lie to sell the game. Lesbians don’t fall in love with men, we don’t have sex with men (except for closeted women who do what they must to survive), we don’t cuddle with men, don’t pine away for men, and don’t long for them when they leave. I’ve had male friends move or die, and I miss them terribly. But! I do it because we were friends and you miss friends.

I know a lot of people who are here won’t get this or care because of the demographics and social leanings of gamers.[/u] What Ubisoft did was dangerous because these tropes about lesbians enter our real lives. When entertainment media do this to lesbian characters, it reinforces the myth that all we need is a good man to see the light, that we are secretly longing for a man, or that we can be turned. That type of thing gets us killed, injured, and sexually harassed. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that and been hounded by men when I tell them I’m not interested in them sexually and why. They cite movies, celebrities who claim to be lesbians for attention but end up with men, books, television shows, and movies as “proof” that we can be changed. When I still rebuffed their advances, sometimes these men escalated it to verbal assault, spitting, and putting their hands on me while calling me a dyke or other slurs. I’m glad Ubisoft gave them a game to cite, now. By the way, I don’t live in some hick town in the Bible Belt. I live in Manhattan, one of the most liberal cities in the world.

Lesbians across the world are subject to what is known as “corrective rape” in order to make us straight. I know another lesbian who was raped for this very reason. It wasn’t a corrective rape ordered by the government or at the behest of a tyrannical religious family, but by regular guys they knew from around. They joked, “You’re straight now, bitch.” Entertainment media contribute to this and Ubisoft joined them.

Ubisoft’s games are played around the world by young impressionable men who’ll take this and add this to their memory bank. I wouldn’t have bought the game if I knew this was going to play out this way because I don’t finance my own oppression or that of others. I don’t finance my own humiliation or that of other groups. Ubisoft, by flat out lying, made me an accomplice to compulsory heterosexuality and dangerous media tropes.

GaYz DoN't ExIsT. As you retardedly retort, Stufte.

You really don't have a pot to piss in when it comes to this beyond your daughter. If she's like "who gives a shit?" Cool. But there's valid reasons to complain about this and it's something, you a 100% straight-man will not understand.

[joeboy101]

That is my best benji joke, I better see about 50 likes on that post in short order you fucks

I had liked. Now I unliked.

[stufte]

https://www.vg247.com/2019/01/15/assassins-creed-odyssey-legacy-first-blade-part-2-ignores-gay-characters/

viDeOGaMe JoURnAlISm

Bisexual characters don't exist.

That's not what what your wife said.

 

[Uncle]

That is my best benji joke, I better see about 50 likes on that post in short order you fucks

I gave you a like, but it's a pity like so I hope you feel bad

It's fine it's still worth about 50 Cauliflower likes on the exchange, most people don't even check the context

[Cauliflower Of Love]

the joke is that she'd rather eat pussy than your cock.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

because she's bi.

[stufte]

https://www.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/ag2ugv/spoiler_the_dlc_ending_rant/

Then, there is, what is for me, the worst part. I’m a lesbian. I was happy to be able to play a character like myself the same way guys or straight women who play games do. Ubisoft made a big fucking deal of being able to choose your character’s sexual orientation. It was part of their marketing campaign. They used what is clearly a lie to sell the game. Lesbians don’t fall in love with men, we don’t have sex with men (except for closeted women who do what they must to survive), we don’t cuddle with men, don’t pine away for men, and don’t long for them when they leave. I’ve had male friends move or die, and I miss them terribly. But! I do it because we were friends and you miss friends.

I know a lot of people who are here won’t get this or care because of the demographics and social leanings of gamers.[/u] What Ubisoft did was dangerous because these tropes about lesbians enter our real lives. When entertainment media do this to lesbian characters, it reinforces the myth that all we need is a good man to see the light, that we are secretly longing for a man, or that we can be turned. That type of thing gets us killed, injured, and sexually harassed. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that and been hounded by men when I tell them I’m not interested in them sexually and why. They cite movies, celebrities who claim to be lesbians for attention but end up with men, books, television shows, and movies as “proof” that we can be changed. When I still rebuffed their advances, sometimes these men escalated it to verbal assault, spitting, and putting their hands on me while calling me a dyke or other slurs. I’m glad Ubisoft gave them a game to cite, now. By the way, I don’t live in some hick town in the Bible Belt. I live in Manhattan, one of the most liberal cities in the world.

Lesbians across the world are subject to what is known as “corrective rape” in order to make us straight. I know another lesbian who was raped for this very reason. It wasn’t a corrective rape ordered by the government or at the behest of a tyrannical religious family, but by regular guys they knew from around. They joked, “You’re straight now, bitch.” Entertainment media contribute to this and Ubisoft joined them.

Ubisoft’s games are played around the world by young impressionable men who’ll take this and add this to their memory bank. I wouldn’t have bought the game if I knew this was going to play out this way because I don’t finance my own oppression or that of others. I don’t finance my own humiliation or that of other groups. Ubisoft, by flat out lying, made me an accomplice to compulsory heterosexuality and dangerous media tropes.

GaYz DoN't ExIsT. As you retardedly retort, Stufte.

You really don't have a pot to piss in when it comes to this beyond your daughter. If she's like "who gives a shit?" Cool. But there's valid reasons to complain about this and it's something, you a 100% straight-man will not understand.

Shut up nerd, you're just mad that your digital boytoy is sullied by a child.

[thisismyusername]

Shut up nerd, you're just mad that your digital boytoy is sullied by a child.

If this is the best you can retort, it's clear why you're nothing more than a mobile game artist now a days.

[stufte]

Shut up nerd, you're just mad that your digital boytoy is sullied by a child.

If this is the best you can retort, it's clear why you're nothing more than a mobile game artist now a days.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Also the bold is bullshit. Only in you and Ubisoft's head-cannon is that true. And that's ONLY because they forced the choice. Before this DLC I could play with a total Disregard women, acquire men . thought-train and be 100% gay.

But is murdering dudes across greece and buttsex really #thebestamancanget?

Its pretty clear he re-examined his choices of toxic masculinity, settled down, had kids and bought a Gillette Mach 5 Turbo Fusion

[Cauliflower Of Love]

leave stufte alone!

he doesnt know his wife is gettting stuffted

[thisismyusername]

But is murdering dudes across greece and buttsex really #thebestamancanget?

Yes, especially since it lead to the downfall of Greece/Rome/etc. anyway.

Shut up nerd, you're just mad that your digital boytoy is sullied by a child.

If this is the best you can retort, it's clear why you're nothing more than a mobile game artist now a days.

 

Ok, good to know that you in your straight ivory tower have completely no clue why people would be up in arms about this. No wonder the games industry is completely -tier now a days. Forced SJW without understanding why some SJW complaints would want to be given. 100%.

[Mr. Nobody]

This AGDQ drama

Soooo this guy flies this chick out to AGDQ and agrees to lets her stay in his room under the impression that he'll get to fuck, she changes her mind once they get there, he kicks her out, she reports him to AGDQ staff for sexual harrassment, he gets permabanned, he then cancels her plane ticket back ( ) and proceeds to have a meltdown on Twitter while the girl herself get banned for 2 years for trying to get in with a fake ticket.

About right?

[stufte]

This AGDQ drama

Soooo this guy flies this chick out to AGDQ and agrees to lets her stay in his room under the impression that he'll get to fuck, she changes her mind once they get there, he kicks her out, she reports him to AGDQ staff for sexual harrassment, he gets permabanned, he then cancels her plane ticket back ( ) and proceeds to have a meltdown on Twitter while the girl herself get banned for 2 years for trying to get in with a fake ticket.

About right?

That sums it up, yep.

AGDQ never disappoints in the drama dept.

[VomKriege]

This AGDQ drama

Soooo this guy flies this chick out to AGDQ and agrees to lets her stay in his room under the impression that he'll get to fuck, she changes her mind once they get there, he kicks her out, she reports him to AGDQ staff for sexual harrassment, he gets permabanned, he then cancels her plane ticket back ( ) and proceeds to have a meltdown on Twitter while the girl herself get banned for 2 years for trying to get in with a fake ticket.

About right?

I think so, you just forgot a bit I read but didn't check too close about how he snitched her to the organizers to ingratiate himself with his ex, presumably after she gave him the cold shoulder.

Speedrunning, not even once.

[thisismyusername]

Bisexual characters don't exist.

Sure, but if I've been playing Alexios completely gay, it's fucking dumb to force a kid onto him. For one, I turned down their romance option, for the other, I had no intention of screwing a woman as Alexios in-game.

So, yes, it's a valid complaint, Stufte. I figured you with your daughter would understand this better.

Alexios isn't gay though, even if you play him that way. He's bi. He has a kid. It's part of the story.

My Kassandra only slept with the super horny old lady and that was it. I turned down every other advance.

I mean I get the complaint... Though the writing could justify it, maybe. Pressure to reproduce and have an heir, regardless of one's preferences or tastes in the matter, certainly was and is a thing. People on Era spoke of "forced romance" but that is what it was in that pseudo historical setting. Perhaps the dialogue can acknowledge that if you don't show interest in the mandatory mate. Perhaps I'm giving Ubi too much credit here, I'm speculating.

This is way more thought than Ubisoft and stufte has clearly given it. But this would be way better than "lol tough shit you played a gay character, they're now forced-bi! Dealwithitnerd.gif "

[stufte]

Bisexual characters don't exist.

Sure, but if I've been playing Alexios completely gay, it's fucking dumb to force a kid onto him. For one, I turned down their romance option, for the other, I had no intention of screwing a woman as Alexios in-game.

So, yes, it's a valid complaint, Stufte. I figured you with your daughter would understand this better.

Alexios isn't gay though, even if you play him that way. He's bi. He has a kid. It's part of the story.

My Kassandra only slept with the super horny old lady and that was it. I turned down every other advance.

I mean I get the complaint... Though the writing could justify it, maybe. Pressure to reproduce and have an heir, regardless of one's preferences or tastes in the matter, certainly was and is a thing. People on Era spoke of "forced romance" but that is what it was in that pseudo historical setting. Perhaps the dialogue can acknowledge that if you don't show interest in the mandatory mate. Perhaps I'm giving Ubi too much credit here, I'm speculating.

This is way more thought than Ubisoft and stufte has clearly given it. But this would be way better than "lol tough shit you played a gay character, they're now forced-bi! Dealwithitnerd.gif "

What do you have against bisexual people, huh?

[Mr. Nobody]

This AGDQ drama

Soooo this guy flies this chick out to AGDQ and agrees to lets her stay in his room under the impression that he'll get to fuck, she changes her mind once they get there, he kicks her out, she reports him to AGDQ staff for sexual harrassment, he gets permabanned, he then cancels her plane ticket back ( ) and proceeds to have a meltdown on Twitter while the girl herself get banned for 2 years for trying to get in with a fake ticket.

About right?

I think so, you just forgot a bit I read but didn't check too close about how he snitched her to the organizers to ingratiate himself with his ex, presumably after she gave him the cold shoulder.

Speedrunning, not even once.

 

Between this and Trump organizing a fast food buffet for Clemson as a result of the shutdown, I'm done for the day 

[stufte]

The world is tipping more and more towards the idiocracy timeline.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The world is tipping more and more towards the idiocracy timeline.

I just watched the AG confirmation and it was all the republicans being "i love how corrupt you can be".

[stufte]

Way to kill the page, Phil.

[winik]

https://www.vg247.com/2019/01/15/assassins-creed-odyssey-legacy-first-blade-part-2-ignores-gay-characters/

viDeOGaMe JoURnAlISm

Bisexual characters don't exist.

even if you played kassandra completely gay, there's a very key plot reason as to why she'd want to get pregnant. and there's more or less one way to do that in ancient greece.

Right? You can't have genetic memories to tap into if your ancestors don't procreate. 

Even so, it's their story, it's fucking DLC that these spergs don't have to play to keep their gay headcannon Kassandra gay for as long as they live.

This is a valid complaint if were going by that reddit post. Gay people like representation and are now angered because ubisoft spit in our faces. So spergy. Also sweaty the need for descendants was removed in origins, where the animus can tap directly into the persons DNA. It was a mummy in origins and blood on a spear in odyssey. They did this in the dumbest fucking possible way too, its a forced romance. If the PC is supposed to pass on their genes like pythagoras, then they should have done it like pythagoras. One and done, no romance fuckshit. Or even because this a game where pieces of eden were creating actual minotaurs and shit have some like fucking sci fi artificial insemination. There was no need to do it this way and ubisoft done fucked up.

[Rufus]

Wow, not shunning RE on principle, regardless of the topic? What total rubes.

[stufte]

https://www.vg247.com/2019/01/15/assassins-creed-odyssey-legacy-first-blade-part-2-ignores-gay-characters/

viDeOGaMe JoURnAlISm

Bisexual characters don't exist.

even if you played kassandra completely gay, there's a very key plot reason as to why she'd want to get pregnant. and there's more or less one way to do that in ancient greece.

Right? You can't have genetic memories to tap into if your ancestors don't procreate. 

Even so, it's their story, it's fucking DLC that these spergs don't have to play to keep their gay headcannon Kassandra gay for as long as they live.

This is a valid complaint if were going by that reddit post. Gay people like representation and are now angered because ubisoft spit in our faces. So spergy. Also sweaty the need for descendants was removed in origins, where the animus can tap directly into the persons DNA. It was a mummy in origins and blood on a spear in odyssey. They did this in the dumbest fucking possible way too, its a forced romance. If the PC is supposed to pass on their genes like pythagoras, then they should have done it like pythagoras. One and done, no romance fuckshit. Or even because this a game where pieces of eden were creating actual minotaurs and shit have some like fucking sci fi artificial insemination. There was no need to do it this way and ubisoft done fucked up.

I disagree. I think it's super dumb to get upset or angered about, it's a pretend character in a pretend Greece. Just skip the DLC and your character will be forever baby-free.

Also, I'm not sweaty currently, but I do sweat from time to time.

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"spit in our faces" lol.

[close]

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Can someone explain why Ubisoft got David Cage to write the story for the Assassin's Creed dlc?

[winik]

https://www.vg247.com/2019/01/15/assassins-creed-odyssey-legacy-first-blade-part-2-ignores-gay-characters/

viDeOGaMe JoURnAlISm

Bisexual characters don't exist.

even if you played kassandra completely gay, there's a very key plot reason as to why she'd want to get pregnant. and there's more or less one way to do that in ancient greece.

Right? You can't have genetic memories to tap into if your ancestors don't procreate. 

Even so, it's their story, it's fucking DLC that these spergs don't have to play to keep their gay headcannon Kassandra gay for as long as they live.

This is a valid complaint if were going by that reddit post. Gay people like representation and are now angered because ubisoft spit in our faces. So spergy. Also sweaty the need for descendants was removed in origins, where the animus can tap directly into the persons DNA. It was a mummy in origins and blood on a spear in odyssey. They did this in the dumbest fucking possible way too, its a forced romance. If the PC is supposed to pass on their genes like pythagoras, then they should have done it like pythagoras. One and done, no romance fuckshit. Or even because this a game where pieces of eden were creating actual minotaurs and shit have some like fucking sci fi artificial insemination. There was no need to do it this way and ubisoft done fucked up.

I disagree. I think it's super dumb to get upset or angered about, it's a pretend character in a pretend Greece. Just skip the DLC and your character will be forever baby-free.

Also, I'm not sweaty currently, but I do sweat from time to time.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

"spit in our faces" lol.

[close]

Well again gay people like representation as its so rare so my enjoyment of the game was enhanced by having alexios get dicked down by errybody. If you give a carrot then take it away people are gonna get mad. The dlc shouldn't have been written this way, because it does take something away from gay people. Lets not pretend like media representation is some unimportant thing mmmk?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

yes, spit.

[close]

[stufte]

https://www.vg247.com/2019/01/15/assassins-creed-odyssey-legacy-first-blade-part-2-ignores-gay-characters/

viDeOGaMe JoURnAlISm

Bisexual characters don't exist.

even if you played kassandra completely gay, there's a very key plot reason as to why she'd want to get pregnant. and there's more or less one way to do that in ancient greece.

Right? You can't have genetic memories to tap into if your ancestors don't procreate. 

Even so, it's their story, it's fucking DLC that these spergs don't have to play to keep their gay headcannon Kassandra gay for as long as they live.

This is a valid complaint if were going by that reddit post. Gay people like representation and are now angered because ubisoft spit in our faces. So spergy. Also sweaty the need for descendants was removed in origins, where the animus can tap directly into the persons DNA. It was a mummy in origins and blood on a spear in odyssey. They did this in the dumbest fucking possible way too, its a forced romance. If the PC is supposed to pass on their genes like pythagoras, then they should have done it like pythagoras. One and done, no romance fuckshit. Or even because this a game where pieces of eden were creating actual minotaurs and shit have some like fucking sci fi artificial insemination. There was no need to do it this way and ubisoft done fucked up.

I disagree. I think it's super dumb to get upset or angered about, it's a pretend character in a pretend Greece. Just skip the DLC and your character will be forever baby-free.

Also, I'm not sweaty currently, but I do sweat from time to time.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

"spit in our faces" lol.

[close]

Well again gay people like representation as its so rare so my enjoyment of the game was enhanced by having alexios get dicked down by errybody. If you give a carrot then take it away people are gonna get mad. The dlc shouldn't have been written this way, because it does take something away from gay people. Lets not pretend like media representation is some unimportant thing mmmk?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

yes, spit.

[close]

I want historically accurate video games, but I'm not gonna get upset about Battlefield 5 or COD WWII (or ASSCREED even) having unrealistic shit in it. It's just not that big a deal, and if this kind of thing upsets you, maybe go out more? Get dicked down IRL? 

[Uncle]

The proper way to produce an heir and continue the story while also remaining cognizant of modern sensibility is to have the player character be raped

This way it

- becomes a powerful statement about rape culture
- emphasizes that in contrast to the main story this was not your character's choice and thus not "out of character for them"
- shows the negative repercussions of cultures where abortion is not an option
- allows the player to experience this event for themselves and thus empathize with other victims
- demonstrates how men can be mistreated sexually too

[Jansen]

Not Ubisofts fault you forced Alexios to be gay when he wasn't. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/ag2ugv/spoiler_the_dlc_ending_rant/

Then, there is, what is for me, the worst part. I’m a lesbian. I was happy to be able to play a character like myself the same way guys or straight women who play games do. Ubisoft made a big fucking deal of being able to choose your character’s sexual orientation. It was part of their marketing campaign. They used what is clearly a lie to sell the game. Lesbians don’t fall in love with men, we don’t have sex with men (except for closeted women who do what they must to survive), we don’t cuddle with men, don’t pine away for men, and don’t long for them when they leave. I’ve had male friends move or die, and I miss them terribly. But! I do it because we were friends and you miss friends.

I know a lot of people who are here won’t get this or care because of the demographics and social leanings of gamers.[/u] What Ubisoft did was dangerous because these tropes about lesbians enter our real lives. When entertainment media do this to lesbian characters, it reinforces the myth that all we need is a good man to see the light, that we are secretly longing for a man, or that we can be turned. That type of thing gets us killed, injured, and sexually harassed. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that and been hounded by men when I tell them I’m not interested in them sexually and why. They cite movies, celebrities who claim to be lesbians for attention but end up with men, books, television shows, and movies as “proof” that we can be changed. When I still rebuffed their advances, sometimes these men escalated it to verbal assault, spitting, and putting their hands on me while calling me a dyke or other slurs. I’m glad Ubisoft gave them a game to cite, now. By the way, I don’t live in some hick town in the Bible Belt. I live in Manhattan, one of the most liberal cities in the world.

Lesbians across the world are subject to what is known as “corrective rape” in order to make us straight. I know another lesbian who was raped for this very reason. It wasn’t a corrective rape ordered by the government or at the behest of a tyrannical religious family, but by regular guys they knew from around. They joked, “You’re straight now, bitch.” Entertainment media contribute to this and Ubisoft joined them.

Ubisoft’s games are played around the world by young impressionable men who’ll take this and add this to their memory bank. I wouldn’t have bought the game if I knew this was going to play out this way because I don’t finance my own oppression or that of others. I don’t finance my own humiliation or that of other groups. Ubisoft, by flat out lying, made me an accomplice to compulsory heterosexuality and dangerous media tropes.

GaYz DoN't ExIsT. As you retardedly retort, Stufte.

You really don't have a pot to piss in when it comes to this beyond your daughter. If she's like "who gives a shit?" Cool. But there's valid reasons to complain about this and it's something, you a 100% straight-man will not understand.

MAXIMUM CAREPOSTING

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The proper way to produce an heir and continue the story while also remaining cognizant of modern sensibility is to have the player character be raped

This way it

- becomes a powerful statement about rape culture
- emphasizes that in contrast to the main story this was not your character's choice and thus not "out of character for them"
- shows the negative repercussions of cultures where abortion is not an option
- allows the player to experience this event for themselves and thus empathize with other victims
- demonstrates how men can be mistreated sexually too

yikes

[Uncle]

 

[clothedmacuser]

42

https://www.resetera.com/posts/16900519

BTW, it's not Douglas Adams quote.

118

https://www.resetera.com/posts/16898198

[tummyfat]

Gillette were too scared of a social justice mob to put a negative stereotype of a non white male in their ad.

 

But finally, a razor woke enough for me

[Jenkem]

the kree is the most insufferable poster on era.

fuck at least other morons give content to laugh at.

[HaughtyFrank]

Gillette were too scared of a social justice mob to put a negative stereotype of a non white male in their ad.

 

But finally, a razor woke enough for me

Muslims usually don't get clean shaves so that was a good out for Gilette

[Boredfrom]

I dont exactly care beyond "lol Ubisoft" and RE getting angry because a marketing campaign lie to them in their pandering, but is still shitty. There is some ways they could justify this in story but that would require good writing (or not giving a fuck about believability... then again is AssCreed). AssCreed story is not exactly good enough to think this is a plot point they wanted to tell and not just "Marketing forgot to remind us  about that bullet point".

[Jansen]

42

https://www.resetera.com/posts/16900519

BTW, it's not Douglas Adams quote.

118

https://www.resetera.com/posts/16898198

https://www.resetera.com/posts/16892835

User Warned: Personal attacks against another member

The kree has amunity tho

[PogiJones]

 


Guess they decided to tell me it was "resolved" and that the user was warned, but then remembered The Kree is a Protected User and decided to not actually warn him.

EDIT: Sent another report, they put up the warning now. Think he can keep himself from doing it again?

To be fair to them, here's what they said:

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

the kree is the most insufferable poster on era.

fuck at least other morons give content to laugh at.

I dunno, he's clearly a massive cock mongler, but it's pretty funny he's taken it on himself to be Official Era Postcount Monitor, a job nobody wants, needs, cares about, or is even needed because it's built into the forum anyway.

Maybe 5 to 10 years of dutifully replicating default database functionality will get him to declaring avatars pixel dimensions or post word counts, and he'll finally earn the respect a human doing a browser plugins really deserves.

[Jansen]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

 

Now it's showing up

 User Warned: Please stop making posts just to shame members for their post counts

I love the "please stop"

[Uncle]

It's so meek

[Uncle]

This is how you know you fucked up

https://twitter.com/DollarShaveClub/status/1084917538713067520

IrishNinja is upset 

gross - y'all coulda just sat there & ate your food. unsubbing

They're nobly fighting back against this counter-counterattack on masculinity

does that mean what I assume it means?
In that case... fuck them, and fuck those youtubers running adds for them

If anyone here is a Dollar Shave Club member and thinking of cancelling because of that (IrishNinja), you can get the exact same blades directly from their supplier, Dorco. Don't forget to check for coupon codes.

[clothedmacuser]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

 

Now it's showing up


User Warned: Please stop making posts just to shame members for their post counts

The Kree like 





Mods like



Please don't make us be accountable

He'll just keep doing it.  We know the mods are bitches

 

[HaughtyFrank]

This is how you know you fucked up

https://twitter.com/DollarShaveClub/status/1084917538713067520

IrishNinja is upset 

gross - y'all coulda just sat there & ate your food. unsubbing

They're nobly fighting back against this counter-counterattack on masculinity

does that mean what I assume it means?
In that case... fuck them, and fuck those youtubers running adds for them

If anyone here is a Dollar Shave Club member and thinking of cancelling because of that (IrishNinja), you can get the exact same blades directly from their supplier, Dorco. Don't forget to check for coupon codes.

Also saw some member proudly announcing how he'll buy some Gilette razors. People are getting played like fiddles.

[clothedmacuser]

This is how you know you fucked up

https://twitter.com/DollarShaveClub/status/1084917538713067520

IrishNinja is upset 

gross - y'all coulda just sat there & ate your food. unsubbing

They're nobly fighting back against this counter-counterattack on masculinity

does that mean what I assume it means?
In that case... fuck them, and fuck those youtubers running adds for them

If anyone here is a Dollar Shave Club member and thinking of cancelling because of that (IrishNinja), you can get the exact same blades directly from their supplier, Dorco. Don't forget to check for coupon codes.

Someone remind them that Uniliver owns Dollar Shave Club




and you would also have to boycott all the podcasts they advertise on.  All of Earwolf for one.

[EmilioEstevez]

The amount of posts you have, it's easy to ignore you because you haven't been here long enough to have a credible opinion on this particular subject.

Don't bother lying and saying you've been lurking for months because I won't believe you.

18 posts in a year.

Remember to check.

Seven posts in a year.

94 posts since October 2017. Please cry more

Why the fuck am I talking to someone with sixty posts since last November. Nevermind.

He's got less than 140 posts in a year. That's not the kind of poster you take seriously. He's here to be stupid.

64 posts since October of last year.


Seems legit.

If I win I'm buying this forum and deleting every account with less than 100 posts since last year.

42 posts since October of last year, parroting the same tired ass argument that always, always, always misses the point.


You fucking trolls aren't even trying to hide anymore.

You literally just got here yesterday and you're less than ten posts deep. What do you think you know about this forum?

No avatar and 22 posts since October of last year.

50 posts since October of last year and no avatar. That's a troll's alternate account. It's not going to be good.

120 posts since October. Do the math.

Less than 30 posts since October and no avatar. It's someone's chickenshit alt account.

Nah, it's someone with 60 posts and no avatar saying "LOL corruption is awesome." That's trolling.

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How come you don't have an avatar?

Where's your avatar? You should have an avatar.

Good to know that the lack of an avatar isn't keeping people from recognizing the source of common stupidity around here.

[skullstorm]

Aww shit I should post something problematic with my avatarless account on Ree so The Kree could ultra shame me for only having two posts, maybe he could make the "2" bolded or something to really draw attention to my alt-rightness

[PogiJones]

Liked just for the amount of pettiness required to wade through his terrible post history to compile that quote wall

[Uncle]

Also saw some member proudly announcing how he'll buy some Gilette razors. People are getting played like fiddles.

Especially since P&G tends to donate most heavily to republicans

[Joe Molotov]

The amount of posts you have, it's easy to ignore you because you haven't been here long enough to have a credible opinion on this particular subject.

Don't bother lying and saying you've been lurking for months because I won't believe you.

18 posts in a year.

Remember to check.

Seven posts in a year.

94 posts since October 2017. Please cry more

Why the fuck am I talking to someone with sixty posts since last November. Nevermind.

He's got less than 140 posts in a year. That's not the kind of poster you take seriously. He's here to be stupid.

64 posts since October of last year.


Seems legit.

If I win I'm buying this forum and deleting every account with less than 100 posts since last year.

42 posts since October of last year, parroting the same tired ass argument that always, always, always misses the point.


You fucking trolls aren't even trying to hide anymore.

You literally just got here yesterday and you're less than ten posts deep. What do you think you know about this forum?

No avatar and 22 posts since October of last year.

50 posts since October of last year and no avatar. That's a troll's alternate account. It's not going to be good.

120 posts since October. Do the math.

Less than 30 posts since October and no avatar. It's someone's chickenshit alt account.

Nah, it's someone with 60 posts and no avatar saying "LOL corruption is awesome." That's trolling.

42

118

91

250

104

15

14

54

How come you don't have an avatar?

Where's your avatar? You should have an avatar.

Good to know that the lack of an avatar isn't keeping people from recognizing the source of common stupidity around here.

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[El Babua]

Corporate pandering? Yes.

But the reason the Gillette ad is good is because it triggers the cons

[Boredfrom]

Corporate pandering? Yes.

But the reason the Gillette ad is good is because it triggers the cons

 So?

Everything triggers the cons...

[stufte]

About to have a baby forced upon me. I don't even want any more kids. 😫

[Uncle]

Corporate pandering? Yes.

But the reason the Gillette ad is good is because it triggers the cons

Also great seeing it trigger the pros too, getting mad over people using the same boycott tactics they do all the time

free tickets to see the carnival of stupid are always hard to pass up

[skullstorm]

If I win I'm buying this forum and deleting every account with less than 100 posts since last year.

This one's my favorite, here let me use an appropriate yet problematic emote to sum up my feels: 

[agrajag]

bro gillette could take out a special during super bowl halftime show and call me a giant dad for 30 minutes and I would still use them before I use dollar shave club

 

[nachobro]

never used dollar shave but harry's is great

[agrajag]

never used dollar shave but harry's is great

you might as well shave with a butter knife

[nudemacusers]

Dollar shave club is for low effort millennial hashtag wastmen who need experiences comglomerated and #hacked prior to participation. just buy a merkur DE, cheap derby blades (or feather if you’re a weeb and need as much ‘made in Japan’ as possible), a boar brush and shaving soap. Done, and when one of these manufacturers eventually does something #problematic you can just swap components instead of having a lifestyle crisis on the internet about it.