Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 788766 times)

Mandark · « **Reply #1620 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:40:55 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 16, 2019, 07:58:21 PM

i consider idpol whining the key characteristic of wank xaddy life. the anticapitalism of the movement is secondary, cultural before marxism as it were... angela nagle and paglia are def wank dad in my view. zizek flirts with it, but i think he's more of an irreverent shitposter (filler if he really loved lacan, hegel, hotdogs and blow) than someone who genuinely believes it a duty to rail against intersectional social movements and sentiment. i cant think of an example right away, but i swear ive seen a couple wank dads comment on material inequality before.

I think there are some other characteristics which distinguish the IDW phenomenon from general anti-SJW politics.

I'm too tired to be coherent right now but the short version is all wank dads are reactionaries, but not all reactionaries are wank dads.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1621 on:** July 17, 2019, 03:23:57 AM »

https://amgreatness.com/2019/07/15/giant dad-elegy/

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There is a category of lowly man
Intoxicated by his own brand
Of valiant salvation for
Those lowly outcasts, meek, cash-poor
This worm sees in minorities
A proxy for his purity
The perfect opportunity
To show his deep immunity
To any selfish, racist cause
Like enforcing domestic laws
Those can be altered as niceness dictates
Anything to root out hate!
Root out the immigrant’s opposition!
Commence the liberal inquisition!
Those redneck fools deserve to languish
The worm blames sloth for all their anguish
Heritage nation, consumed by vice!
You just need to be more nice!
The global south deigns to redeem you
Be grateful, for they generate revenue
For the masters you’ve failed to serve
Those men, the worms, who pose to conserve
Those values you have clearly lost
This is the Capitalist Pentecost
Submit to the modernist’s spirit of avarice
Defer now to the mocha-skinned Lazarus
Know this, you are more rich than him
If not in cash, then in your white skin
The worm is possessed by cool-kid perception
Considers himself a great exception
To all those evil, racist whites
Whose recalcitrance impedes his rights
To trample on their spirit more
To profit from the endless wars
And from the labor multiplied
And from the masses demoralized
Who still turn to the worm for guidance because
For America, he professes love
Not for her people (those, he hates)
They are but low-life reprobates
But for what nation she could be
If she increased her liberty
And turned her unscathed, generous face
Toward parasites that “earn their place”
And spread her ample, gentle thighs
For those who come and tribalize
And offered her abundant breast
To those who maybe pass a test
And even those who don’t, you see
Deserve a similar amnesty
For their natural state is to conserve
Just like the posture of the worm
Unscrupulous venality
A winning slave morality

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1151197719483973632

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/american-greatness-publishes-anti-cuck-poem/

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I didn’t realize that American Greatness publishes poetry until Tuesday, when they published an anti-cuck poem that, like anti-cuck prose, speaks of bizarre racial fears and fantasies best worked out with a therapist (“And spread her ample, gentle thighs / For those who come and tribalize”). The best thing that can be said for it is that the author had the sense to publish it pseudonymously. The verse is clearly aimed at David French, who is the target of racialist attacks, it’s worth remembering, because he committed the unpardonable sin of adopting a black child from Africa. For whatever reason, though, he’s not mentioned by name. Instead, in what I suppose passes for cleverness among people who publish anti-cuck poetry, David’s photo was initially the shared image for the piece on social media. And this from the publication that imagines itself an intellectually serious tribune of Trumpism.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #1622 on:** July 17, 2019, 06:31:28 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 16, 2019, 10:48:42 PM

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 16, 2019, 10:10:19 PM
Crash course of this zizek dude. I participated in this topic despite legitimately not knowing most of what Dirty P ever said outside of what I hear but I see Zizek memed a lot and I'm curious what the dude even believes.

Till I forget later, that is. But indulge me, y'all.
That Jacques Lacan was literally God brought to Earth.

pretty much; he like marx but likes french psychoanalysis and german idealism even more and knows what to say to keep in vogue

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1623 on:** July 17, 2019, 11:12:36 AM »

Is there money in giant dad poetry?

Oblivion · « **Reply #1624 on:** July 17, 2019, 09:36:46 PM »

the comments are absolutely shredding rubin

agrajag · « **Reply #1625 on:** July 17, 2019, 09:40:42 PM »

Rubin is more of a Wank Son

agrajag · « **Reply #1626 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:36:20 PM »

your boy Et was a Rubin stan

Oblivion · « **Reply #1627 on:** July 17, 2019, 11:57:03 PM »

watching a good portion of this interview, and i didn't know much about this lady aside from her being portrayed as some wacky new age hippie, but she's actually very intelligent and quite eloquent.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1628 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on July 17, 2019, 09:36:46 PM

the comments are absolutely shredding rubin

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Solfu Q
Solfu Q
10 hours ago
To be fair, even a person who needs a drool bucket could probably point out how much of a dimwit dave rubin is

Nintex · « **Reply #1629 on:** July 18, 2019, 02:25:07 PM »

Marianne is totally taking over the troll vote from that hack Andrew Yang.

agrajag · « **Reply #1630 on:** July 19, 2019, 01:33:52 AM »

for those who don't feel like watching the entire Dubin video

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1631 on:** July 19, 2019, 02:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 18, 2019, 02:25:07 PM

Marianne is totally taking over the troll vote from that hack Andrew Yang.

Yang is good for pushing some important issues

Kara · « **Reply #1632 on:** July 19, 2019, 10:35:23 AM »

His bonus episode on Age of Napoleon is pretty good.

Kara · « **Reply #1633 on:** July 19, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »

Oh yeah, the unintentionally

part of the Yang interview was when Virgil called the looming automation revolution "the Great Replacement" (a white genocide thing) when Yang calls it "the Great Displacement" in his book.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1634 on:** July 19, 2019, 02:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2019, 11:24:22 AM

Oh yeah, the unintentionally part of the Yang interview was when Virgil called the looming automation revolution "the Great Replacement" (a white genocide thing) when Yang calls it "the Great Displacement" in his book.

Automation could make the Luddites look like a kindergartener outing

curly · « **Reply #1635 on:** July 19, 2019, 05:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2019, 09:14:57 AM

Virgil just brings a lot of wonk energy and points to the table, but his analysis ends in "....and that's why you need to vote for Bernie Sanders!" every fucking time. Matt's the only one worth saving. would listen to a Mike Duncan style solo podcast with him just ranting.

Matt is as much of a #bernout as any of them, in the latest free ep he went on a ten minute rant about how Bernie was the only hope and Warren was a complete tool of the establishment and Virgil was the only one who called him on some of his bullshit.

Kara · « **Reply #1636 on:** July 19, 2019, 05:04:38 PM »

BTW, idk if Virgil has heard the whispers about him, but I'm not sure he should be calling himself a piece of shit when he was in his early 20s so flippantly on air like he did in that interview.

curly · « **Reply #1637 on:** July 19, 2019, 05:18:57 PM »

Also calling out the wealthy on a dais is proletarian, doing it while testifying to congress is bourgeois or something?

Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2019, 05:04:38 PM

BTW, idk if Virgil has heard the whispers about him, but I'm not sure he should be calling himself a piece of shit when he was in his early 20s so flippantly on air like he did in that interview.

I saw turing police say something about that and I don't know if he's really a credible source but when you consider the history of DSA-adjacent people...

Kara · « **Reply #1638 on:** July 20, 2019, 12:23:58 AM »

Quote from: curly on July 19, 2019, 05:18:57 PM

I saw turing police say something about that and I don't know if he's really a credible source but when you consider the history of DSA-adjacent people...

He gets fed a lot of stuff about that, generally speaking.

But in the case of Virgil he got #MeToo'd when it hit Weird Twitter.

agrajag · « **Reply #1639 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:21:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/AwwesomeAndrew/status/1153023610954670081

benjipwns · « **Reply #1640 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:39:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/AbigayleDavis7/status/1153065441763500032

benjipwns · « **Reply #1641 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:40:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/RyBoy87/status/1153118103062102016

benjipwns · « **Reply #1642 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:41:59 PM »

HAHA JOKES ON ALL YOU

https://twitter.com/AwwesomeAndrew/status/1153054876299120641

oh god of course eugenics fan movie blob has to make it all worse

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1153097123463749632

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1643 on:** July 21, 2019, 11:20:33 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 20, 2019, 12:21:00 AM

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1152166952682577921

team filler · « **Reply #1644 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:01:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1153125907248214017

team filler · « **Reply #1645 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:06:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/adrianmp1/status/1152956855611809793

El Babua · « **Reply #1646 on:** July 22, 2019, 07:48:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/nickusen/status/1152932176729690112?

Oblivion · « **Reply #1647 on:** July 22, 2019, 09:56:47 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 22, 2019, 01:06:28 PM

https://twitter.com/adrianmp1/status/1152956855611809793

is my math bad or is that not how bar graphs or percentages work?

team filler · « **Reply #1648 on:** July 22, 2019, 09:57:33 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #1649 on:** July 22, 2019, 10:05:58 PM »

Anti-Semites don't use math unless it's to tattoo numbers on people.

team filler · « **Reply #1650 on:** July 22, 2019, 10:07:49 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #1651 on:** July 22, 2019, 11:01:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/BeuwenDragon/status/1153192506374254592

agrajag · « **Reply #1652 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:29:38 PM »

found benji on Twitter

https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1153702343277514752

agrajag · « **Reply #1653 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:46:36 PM »

leave it to Creepy Stost to actually snuff out Benji's real Twitter

Kara · « **Reply #1654 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:48:30 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:41:49 PM

Benji's real Twitter is just a bunch of lame jokes he wrote between 2014 and 2017 that got no likes

That's my Twitter.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Except 2009 to 2017.

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Rufus · « **Reply #1655 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:51:39 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:49:49 PM

I used the benjipwnsian method of just looking up the handle he uses everywhere

https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/318552795873701888

Kara · « **Reply #1656 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:56:50 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:51:32 PM

wait, are you that tax man guy or whatever? I was trying to figure out which bore member it was. I thought the content was pretty smart, like recursivelyenumerable tier.

That's not me but I did suggest that they use that handle. (Assuming we're talking about the same person.)

Kara · « **Reply #1657 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:58:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/200935871518744576

Kara · « **Reply #1658 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:09:50 PM »

It's a good Mayakovsky poem.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1659 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:14:02 PM »

Well his video game sales videos haven‘t performed super well, I guess that would be a good choice to get some sweet ad money.

BIONIC · « **Reply #1660 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:35:44 PM »

Benji chasing that ~~big conservative~~ small libertarian money

benjipwns · « **Reply #1661 on:** July 23, 2019, 10:56:42 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:41:49 PM

Benji's real Twitter is just a bunch of lame jokes he wrote between 2014 and 2017 that got no likes

Nobody else will realize you specifically used the time period in which I had no tweets except the one to messofanego but I did.

All my tweets had thousands of likes but people took them away obviously over the last six years. Especially as their accounts were vaporized.

Look at the one time I had a tweet thread, it's not even setup as an actual thread because that kind of functionality didn't exist at the time:
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/50381444614328320
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/50381800136118273
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/50382227133054976

Check out this sweet ass link that still works that I tweeted about in 2010: https://comicsalliance.com/the-30-most-amazingly-terrible-vhs-boxes-of-all-time/

Speaking of possible Wank Dad content, check out this hot IMAO tweet I retweeted that once was popular but now actually has degraded to one like and 18 legacy retweets:
https://twitter.com/IMAO_/status/328826869522435

Lame jokes?

https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/21006479094
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/16995088873
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/15476517978

Also can our Germans help:
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/11499891574

I should absolutely delete these tweets from 2010 where I halfheartedly argued with people I knew about politics, especially since two of them no longer have accounts and it looks like I'm arguing with Twitter writ large instead. Also I'm stupid.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1662 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:02:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1153749119468482566

send her stost

benjipwns · « **Reply #1663 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:06:56 PM »

one day for like half an hour I was considering trying to start Twitter beef with @BenjiSales just to see how long it would take for someone on The Bire to mention it but I figured he'd just block me

Kara · « **Reply #1664 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:08:49 PM »

Yeah, he seems like a blocker.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1665 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:10:00 PM »

maybe I can start leaving passive aggressive YouTube comments that slowly start getting more and more specific in their direct personal aggression

Kara · « **Reply #1666 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:13:34 PM »

Even I delete YouTube comments and the only person I muted on Twitter was an old friend who turned into a white nationalist and can probably dox me so I can't unfollow or block.

agrajag · « **Reply #1667 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 23, 2019, 11:08:49 PM

Yeah, he seems like a blocker.

I'm a serial muter

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1668 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:15:44 PM »

propose a collaboration and merge our two great benji houses

benjipwns · « **Reply #1669 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:19:07 PM »

seeing my tweets at the RedEye dopes, it's funny that they would actually reply to me and I got DMed thanks for stuff by both TV's Andy Levy and Bill Schultz (sadly they didn't send actual DM thanks if you know what i mean) and one time they used a random video I linked, now I just feel like tweeting at "famous" people would get you blocked more than anything

unless like it's a PR account for a fast food franchise or something

it's prolly like that crack in the microwave guy said, now you can't even call stost a bitch

Quote from: Kara on July 23, 2019, 11:13:34 PM

Even I delete YouTube comments and the only person I muted on Twitter was an old friend who turned into a white nationalist and can probably dox me so I can't unfollow or block.

I reply to people who ask questions on my stupid YouTube videos

Kara · « **Reply #1670 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:19:28 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on July 23, 2019, 11:15:23 PM

Quote from: Kara on July 23, 2019, 11:08:49 PM
Yeah, he seems like a blocker.

I'm a serial muter

Better way to go imo. Well aside from the serial muting, we're all liberals here who can agree about the importance of free speech.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1671 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:21:42 PM »

telling some dope that my Parks and Rec clip that has a million views is from Parks and Rec makes me feel like an ~~adult~~ boomer using the internet

reminds me that:

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 11:15:12 PM

You work on that string of YouTube comments, I'm going to see if we can get your post in the politics thread submitted to Quillette .

you can let them know I've been published on multiple popular websites by being the first and only person to upload a clip from Parks and Rec for a long time that's never been copyright struck

Kara · « **Reply #1672 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:23:57 PM »

One time a folk pop musician tried to own me with Tolkien lore etymology.

A former Labour MP also gave a cheeky reply when I asked how anyone couldn't have voted for them in the ConDem election.

Old Twitter was great.

Kara · « **Reply #1673 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:25:33 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 23, 2019, 11:21:42 PM

telling some dope that my Parks and Rec clip that has a million views is from Parks and Rec makes me feel like an ~~adult~~ boomer using the internet

I do silly one sentence descriptions for my videos and sometimes people don't get that they're silly.

Still proud of "Most unheard song on Armenian radio."

benjipwns · « **Reply #1674 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:27:11 PM »

In like 2008 or so I tweeted a link to some stupid local news column with some snarky comment and the writer told me to submit my complaints to his editor

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also a long long long time ago i had an obscure rarely updated personal blog more about tinkering with the software on a subdomain of a subdomain of a video game related website and did the same exact thing with some other stupid column that made no sense and the writer posted like ten comments angry at me after he posted a big long reply and i said essentially whatever the 2001 version of "lol calm down" was

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agrajag · « **Reply #1675 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:35:53 PM »

I'm currently blocked on Twitter by Fox News commentator Rochelle Ritchie and Dave Rubin

benjipwns · « **Reply #1676 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:40:25 PM »

this is what i always associate with when blogs were like what twitter kinda was a few years ago before Trump personally introduced the world to it and you suddenly got to read stories about what retweets and follows were

why does this fifteen year old clip seem like it's from 1985 or something? but this was only uploaded six years ago, not earlier? what's with the tracking on this wtf?

why is this like the only contemporary clip on youtubes about this too instead of about the movie or interviewing Rather now

i remember one where they show a bunch of a footage of a handwriting expert for like five minutes, then the dude says "well, i can't tell who it is or not" and Rather just sorta stares at him

Mandark · « **Reply #1677 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:42:49 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 23, 2019, 11:27:11 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
also a long long long time ago i had an obscure rarely updated personal blog more about tinkering with the software on a subdomain of a subdomain of a video game related website and did the same exact thing with some other stupid column that made no sense and the writer posted like ten comments angry at me after he posted a big long reply and i said essentially whatever the 2001 version of "lol calm down" was
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Quote from: Mandark on July 09, 2018, 07:55:59 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on July 09, 2018, 07:49:06 PM
i basically just dunked on his extreme Whig view of history

I always read these stories as you being an unreliable narrator.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1678 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:46:28 PM »

i actually don't blame em other than they were a little overly upset that a random blog called them stupid, back in the day i imagine local opinion columnists were desperate to interact with anyone they knew actually read their article, now they can just read the 40 racist Facebook posts by people using their actual names and not follow the one trackback

benjipwns · « **Reply #1679 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:50:32 PM »

I made a lot of bad mistakes on the internet in the early part of the 21st century, once I posted a comment on a student newspaper opinion column about how W. Bush was protecting us and the editor asked me to write an expanded column on the point and I stupidly did using the phrase "security theater" and it's forever attached to my real name except for the fact that they've changed the website five hundred times so it's gone and you'd have to look into the print archives to find it

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 788766 times)