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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4020 on: April 29, 2020, 03:17:28 PM »
Remember when people thought Elon Musk was going to fix all the world's problems? :neogaf
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4021 on: April 29, 2020, 03:18:04 PM »
"open the country" yells the billionaire who has to report to shareholders that he isn't making money today. probably a coincidence on the timing.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4022 on: April 29, 2020, 03:18:30 PM »
I mean if he does create Cat Girls I will give him mad praise.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4023 on: April 29, 2020, 03:28:06 PM »
I'd settle for him to call some rando a pedo and claim his stock is selling for $420 again.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4024 on: April 29, 2020, 04:01:24 PM »
I hope the pedo settled for a ticket to be first on Mars. Win-win

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4025 on: April 29, 2020, 04:10:34 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4029 on: April 30, 2020, 01:18:37 AM »
wank dad  :nope

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4031 on: April 30, 2020, 12:22:10 PM »
You can't use the general life expectancy to measure the years left for an elderly person. An 81 year-old non-smoking grandmother has a life expectancy of about 90.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4032 on: April 30, 2020, 12:23:29 PM »
Ya also the NHS has done a study that on average casualties are losing 10 years of life expectancy IRC. 

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4033 on: April 30, 2020, 12:26:51 PM »
Ya also the NHS has done a study that on average casualties are losing 10 years of life expectancy IRC.


I posted that in the Rona thread. I think it was 11 and 13 for men and women, respectively.

Also, the US skews younger in its deaths.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4034 on: April 30, 2020, 12:27:19 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4035 on: April 30, 2020, 02:47:58 PM »
Has Jerry Seinfeld ever done anything to gain him wank status? I saw a hilarious post about him becoming Joe Rogan's Luigi somewhere earlier and wanted to find and post it.

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« Reply #4036 on: April 30, 2020, 02:49:07 PM »
Has Jerry Seinfeld ever done anything to gain him wank status? I saw a hilarious post about him becoming Joe Rogan's Luigi somewhere earlier and wanted to find and post it.

Only thing I can think of is Seinfield's rants about doing comedy shows on college campuses.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4037 on: April 30, 2020, 02:53:16 PM »
Has Jerry Springer done anything to become a wank dad? He should provide a stage for various wank dads to duke it out on stage.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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« Reply #4039 on: April 30, 2020, 06:38:57 PM »
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gonna crush logic into a fine powder and snort it off the ass of reason until i OD from too much wisdom   :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4042 on: May 01, 2020, 01:13:17 AM »


Wank wank wank
This youtube channel sure does fit the bill. Might peruse around there tomorrow.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4043 on: May 01, 2020, 11:17:11 AM »
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1256074030697689088
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4044 on: May 01, 2020, 02:33:05 PM »
I'm watching an Australian YouTuber that grows veg in his garden he looks kinda like Alex Jones but he seems like a decent guy lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4045 on: May 01, 2020, 04:04:06 PM »
It's still funny to me that jones would rather grift and jive instead of keeping his wife and kids.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4047 on: May 02, 2020, 10:40:39 AM »
Would it cure the corona?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4048 on: May 02, 2020, 11:20:46 AM »
:nope "cheesy beans on toast"

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4049 on: May 02, 2020, 02:11:40 PM »
British "cuisine" :neogaf
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4050 on: May 02, 2020, 02:25:52 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4052 on: May 02, 2020, 10:22:29 PM »
Nice limey taco you got there Paul.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4053 on: May 03, 2020, 12:11:26 AM »
Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery:

https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1256751723198189571

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4054 on: May 03, 2020, 12:45:26 AM »

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« Reply #4055 on: May 03, 2020, 12:52:39 AM »
Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery

Wholeheartedly endorsed.

COVID19 truthers are a lot closer to the spirit of the IDW and its dopey autodidacticism than the openly partisan commentators the thread's been dunking on since Admiral Peterson's fleet was scattered at the Battle of the Benzos.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4056 on: May 03, 2020, 12:57:44 AM »
My heuristic to determining whether something is Wank Dad material: could I imagine etoilet being into it?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4057 on: May 03, 2020, 01:36:38 AM »
Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery

Wholeheartedly endorsed.

COVID19 truthers are a lot closer to the spirit of the IDW and its dopey autodidacticism than the openly partisan commentators the thread's been dunking on since Admiral Peterson's fleet was scattered at the Battle of the Benzos.

This is an endorsement of Bill Mitchell tweets. Ban is over folks.  :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4059 on: May 03, 2020, 02:39:07 AM »
But do remember, young ladies, that you need to settle now but you're still responsible and not a victim if you end up in an abusive relationship.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4062 on: May 03, 2020, 11:40:58 AM »
whats this dudes story is he just a clown 24/7?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4063 on: May 03, 2020, 12:18:38 PM »
whats this dudes story is he just a clown 24/7?

He is a businessman who was "an executive recruiter" (head hunting I guess) beforehand & who was raptured by Trump's announcement he was running for 2016. He became incredibly active on Twitter in support of his campaign, claiming polls were all wrong and that anecdotal physical evidence such as the attendance at rallies was proof Trump was on a winning path and was hitting that mythical cord in the People. It got so extreme he was clowned on by some media outlets (BuzzFeed ? IIRC) until the General Election happened and he was vindicated beyond his wildest dreams. Some study from MIT on Twitter's effectiveness as a campaign tool ranked him as the 26th most influential account for Trump, above the NYT and several traditional medias.

He founded his own radio show, asked followers to crowdfund his move to Washington DC but instead used the 14k$ to install himself in Miami. He's still riding Trump's dick no matter what and coopted crypto-QAnon beliefs (it's hard even for him to keep saying Trump is a genius and doing a great job if you don't inject some covert long game he's playing). In a sense he's the purest form of a MAGA grifter because his career as a political ideologue is entirely Trump based.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4065 on: May 03, 2020, 10:40:14 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4067 on: May 04, 2020, 04:56:36 PM »
I think we should follow the butterfly effect:


The nuke to the hurricane could have prevented COVID.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4068 on: May 04, 2020, 04:57:04 PM »
https://twitter.com/foxalive555/status/1257249528509534209
https://twitter.com/foxalive555/status/1257250298101448704

yes yes I know straight-up PUA redpill stuff isn't exactly the same as wank daddery but I had to post this somewhere.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4069 on: May 04, 2020, 05:10:35 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4070 on: May 04, 2020, 05:14:18 PM »
Is it tho ? Some of the greatest wank dads certainly leaned on PUA shit, there's obviously some overlap here.

And  :kobeyuck at that Amanda Palmer patreon message.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4071 on: May 04, 2020, 05:16:00 PM »
Is it tho ? Some of the greatest wank dads certainly leaned on PUA shit, there's obviously some overlap here.

oh they're obviously related, but they're still distinct SKUs.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4073 on: May 04, 2020, 05:29:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4074 on: May 04, 2020, 05:40:43 PM »
bill dying of the rona is the best possible way to have his saga end :neogaf  :heyman :point

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4076 on: May 04, 2020, 05:51:08 PM »
"coordinated campaign to wreck our reviews"

shows the average is still four stars

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« Reply #4077 on: May 04, 2020, 06:04:44 PM »
"coordinated campaign to wreck our reviews"

shows the average is still four stars

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4078 on: May 04, 2020, 06:11:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

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Probably not but maybe an actual doctor will educate him while there.
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Either that or he needs to be in top shape for his new job as *checks notes* FBI Director.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4079 on: May 04, 2020, 06:20:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

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Probably not but maybe an actual doctor will educate him while there.
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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257426398442074118