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Oblivion

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4260 on: May 20, 2020, 01:27:36 AM »


Crazy that this was the last video for Jordan Peterson.

he ain't coming back, people.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4261 on: May 20, 2020, 01:42:38 AM »
I need J Beep to come back. He's still the Wank Daddy God to me. What about his next book? He said he was working on it and needed an illustrator!

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« Reply #4262 on: May 20, 2020, 01:51:19 AM »
She continues to post her grifty diet shit on Instagram daily.

well she is her father's daughter, afterall

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« Reply #4263 on: May 20, 2020, 02:17:44 AM »
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. But the book—dedicated in part to "those who hope I fail"—is just as much about pointed revelation ("Some people laugh when I tell them I am twenty-two and have never had sex," begins the chapter "Why I'm a Virgin")

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« Reply #4265 on: May 20, 2020, 10:45:07 AM »
Bork ban this nerd pls

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« Reply #4266 on: May 20, 2020, 11:34:01 AM »
Turns out trying to make your company the defacto center for all podcasting is more valuable then some random 3 minute ditty about heartbreak. Who knew?


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« Reply #4267 on: May 20, 2020, 12:23:42 PM »
maybe this is it
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. But the book—dedicated in part to "those who hope I fail"—is just as much about pointed revelation ("Some people laugh when I tell them I am twenty-two and have never had sex," begins the chapter "Why I'm a Virgin")


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4268 on: May 20, 2020, 01:26:02 PM »
Turns out trying to make your company the defacto center for all podcasting is more valuable then some random 3 minute ditty about heartbreak. Who knew?

And with that, Jay-Z stop being a turd and allow Blueprint tracks back on YouTube (you got a team of hawks taking them down constantly for several years now?  :yuck) and end Tidal exclusivity.

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« Reply #4269 on: May 20, 2020, 04:21:02 PM »
Angela Nagle and Michael Tracey wrote an article about how Bernie lost because of the Maoist ultraleft if some of you who enjoy torturing yourselves want to read it, personally I will not be doing so

jakefromstatefarm

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« Reply #4270 on: May 20, 2020, 05:39:18 PM »
polytheists. famous for keeping their pantheons neat and orderly

jakefromstatefarm

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« Reply #4271 on: May 20, 2020, 06:20:58 PM »
i looked it up. afaict it has the same function as mindfulness culture

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4272 on: May 20, 2020, 07:47:11 PM »
Stop appropriating daddy witch culture!
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« Reply #4273 on: May 21, 2020, 02:03:03 AM »
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Momo

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4274 on: May 21, 2020, 02:41:54 AM »


dont attack my wank bae  :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf :shaking :existential

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« Reply #4276 on: May 21, 2020, 08:06:10 AM »
Angela Nagle and Michael Tracey wrote an article about how Bernie lost because of the Maoist ultraleft if some of you who enjoy torturing yourselves want to read it, personally I will not be doing so

I read it.  Summary: Bernie got woke, went broke.

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« Reply #4277 on: May 21, 2020, 12:19:23 PM »
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« Reply #4278 on: May 21, 2020, 04:57:14 PM »
Nagle, Tracey, and Stoller have all discovered the reasons Bernie Sanders lost also dovetail perfectly with their own politics. What are the odds???

An especially amazing coincidence since Sanders was able to put together a much, much larger and influential coalition than the "Trustbusting + Sinophobia" platform has been able to muster so far.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4279 on: May 21, 2020, 05:04:53 PM »
Is wank dad really about politics or people with platforms saying dumbshit? I'd hate to have to take Bob Chipman eating an absolute unit of McDonalds somewhere else :fbm

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« Reply #4280 on: May 21, 2020, 05:05:02 PM »
we live in wank world now  :karen
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« Reply #4281 on: May 21, 2020, 05:06:28 PM »
we live in wank world now  :karen
I mean we are in lockdown  :dsp

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« Reply #4282 on: May 21, 2020, 05:07:20 PM »
Avoiding partisan politics on a surface level while fighting very hard in the culture war is one of the hallmarks of the wank dads.

A sitting US Senator should definitely not count, until they start tweeting daily on evolutionary psychology and what it tells us about gender.

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« Reply #4283 on: May 21, 2020, 05:16:23 PM »
I don't follow Matty Y so I can only assume the rate of his Slatepitches are increasing when other people tweet about them. Same thing with Greenwald.

It's like one of those astrophysics things where you can't observe the phenomenon directly. Light bending around a black hole, etc.

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« Reply #4284 on: May 21, 2020, 05:16:24 PM »
Is wank dad really about politics or people with platforms saying dumbshit? I'd hate to have to take Bob Chipman eating an absolute unit of McDonalds somewhere else :fbm

What is Mr. Chipman's view on skull shapes?
I cannot speak for Mr. Roberts skull preferences, I can however convey his interest in casual genocide

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4285 on: May 21, 2020, 05:18:24 PM »
Lmao I haven't gone to bob's twitter in a while, I'm afraid of the lockdown levels of wankery going on there

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« Reply #4286 on: May 21, 2020, 05:21:24 PM »
just want him back  :bobby


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« Reply #4288 on: May 21, 2020, 05:23:23 PM »
I dunno if he's linked up with any of the other IDW members, but that @primalpoly guy is absolutely wank dad material.

Never came up here, though.

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« Reply #4289 on: May 21, 2020, 05:40:16 PM »
I think my favorite moviebob moments are when he sucks up hard to bread tubers only for them to reply dunking on him and he can't help but be hurt guy replying too much.
he seems to be quoting lindsay ellis, sexy cyborg and some indie game chick all the time now, they are the only people I haven't seen dunk on him. Eventually they will realise what is going on and drive him back to McDonalds. Jack from RLM is the only person that seems to genuinely like him lmao

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« Reply #4290 on: May 21, 2020, 06:37:34 PM »
Placement agency owners vs. ICE?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4291 on: May 21, 2020, 06:45:36 PM »
Is wank dad really about politics or people with platforms saying dumbshit? I'd hate to have to take Bob Chipman eating an absolute unit of McDonalds somewhere else :fbm
I would say the traits are, in order of importance: unearned arrogance, reactionary thought, a loyal following, and the milking thereof for adulation or money.

Reactionary thought, because in Bore canon Jordan Peterson is the ur-Wank Dad that all other Wank Dads are measured against. Politics preferred, because it's the ultimate skub, but it could be about anything. Not least since anything can be politicized.

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« Reply #4292 on: May 21, 2020, 06:50:53 PM »
Can we consider Warren a wank mom? Or is being an actual politician with a career in it disqualify you from the wank handle?

Most wank people don't have actual jobs other than being professional saying-stuff-on-the-internet people.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4293 on: May 21, 2020, 08:14:55 PM »
Eh I mean it's not like she was the one committing these sins. I don't really have any hate for the offspring of the sinners. Not like she is supporting whatever her parents did.

Or are we pointing out that she benefited financially. Cause yeah. I don't know what to do about that.

jakefromstatefarm

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« Reply #4294 on: May 21, 2020, 08:19:30 PM »
she’s categorically denying any wrongdoing.

peep the replies. the main person pulling receipts explicitly details a couple cases where people have fessed up and tried to deal with evil in their family history. the point is that op is plugging their ears to all this. well, that and twitter getting their priors confirmed about blue check liberalism

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« Reply #4295 on: May 21, 2020, 08:22:16 PM »
she’s categorically denying any wrongdoing.

peep the replies. the main person pulling receipts explicitly details a couple cases where people have fessed up and tried to deal with evil in their family history. the point is that op is plugging their ears to all this. well, that and twitter getting their priors confirmed about blue check liberalism

Ah I see. I skimmed over the tweets.



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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4298 on: May 22, 2020, 01:04:27 AM »
Can we consider Warren a wank mom? Or is being an actual politician with a career in it disqualify you from the wank handle?

Most wank people don't have actual jobs other than being professional saying-stuff-on-the-internet people.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4302 on: May 22, 2020, 05:38:50 AM »
I wasn't really trying to call him out, wanted a link to confirm because I'm disgusted by how health orgs have handled this boogaloo, thank you for providing.

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« Reply #4303 on: May 22, 2020, 11:00:08 AM »
These are the same people who told you to not wear masks. Personally I always take the cautious route with the kuroner, it's baffling how these people keep putting out definite statements when they know sweet fuckall.


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« Reply #4305 on: May 22, 2020, 01:39:50 PM »
Biden doesn't have a pass, he has a subscription  8)
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« Reply #4306 on: May 22, 2020, 01:42:48 PM »
biden invented the n word, check his track record!  :biden don't believe it, go vote for the other nicca  :biden
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4307 on: May 22, 2020, 02:02:43 PM »
Joe Biden is somehow worse than Hilary, how is this possible?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4308 on: May 22, 2020, 03:14:14 PM »
https://twitter.com/majorityfm/status/1263903824416309251

Sam Seder did a 4 parter with the Costco guy.  :lol

Oblivion

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« Reply #4309 on: May 22, 2020, 07:35:20 PM »
I dunno if he's linked up with any of the other IDW members, but that @primalpoly guy is absolutely wank dad material.

Never came up here, though.

i've seen that dude pop up occasionally over the months but i never posted him here cause i eventually got blocked for some reason

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« Reply #4310 on: May 22, 2020, 07:53:31 PM »
One reason I'd excuse say a Senator, or most any politician, from the Wank Dad legions is because even though they fit the Wank Dad status of commenting on something they are not qualified to comment on, it's generally asked of them, whereas a Wank Dad will present this unasked and do so at extensive length as if it makes up for their lack of qualifications and experience.

Also, the Wank Dad tends to force all subjects into a few repeated ones. They aren't really into "politics" so much as certain subjects and they try to force all political subjects into them. This isn't because of a messaging goal, which a politician would have, it's because of their own obsessions. Similarly, their solutions tend to be similarly limited and related entirely to what they do know such as Peterson solving Marxism through remaking your life through based psychology and Soviet medicine. Or Film Robert's desire to stop the unwashed from denying his promised future by literally having Mario stomp on them all. Or Stefan Molyneaux also solving the problem of Marxism through the mass breeding of white people.

Where I might discount Roberto is that unlike Peterson and Molyneaux, nobody is saying "wow, you're right, tell me more" (The Escapist has told him the exact opposite in fact) and thus erasing the first condition I presented.

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« Reply #4311 on: May 22, 2020, 09:01:38 PM »
Angela Nagle and Michael Tracey wrote an article about how Bernie lost because of the Maoist ultraleft if some of you who enjoy torturing yourselves want to read it, personally I will not be doing so

I read it.  Summary: Bernie got woke, went broke.

well i certainly didn't expect that

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« Reply #4312 on: May 22, 2020, 10:06:10 PM »
libertarians are inherently wank daddish

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« Reply #4313 on: May 22, 2020, 11:54:41 PM »


Are you ready for the wankiest wank?

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« Reply #4314 on: May 23, 2020, 12:22:40 AM »
just two gusanos chillin  :juche
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« Reply #4315 on: May 23, 2020, 01:55:26 AM »
That's my wank bro  :ohyeah

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4316 on: May 23, 2020, 03:29:12 AM »
Did you ever wonder how Ben Shapiro would write black characters in a fiction ? It's as good as you would expect.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/what-we-learned-from-ben-shapiros-61013395/

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"He was the star player of the school's team. No one knew his real name."
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They did another episode recently to keep on reading Shapiro's novel from 2016 and the following chapters have :
- An Al Sharpton expy in cahoots with a Detroit crack dealer to send a 8 year old black kid provoke a cop into shooting him.
- The wife of the protagonist action general escaping a kidnapping attempt by the Cartel.
- Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction were buried in the desert or transferred to Syria. Did you really believe the best intelligence agencies in the world could have that wrong ?

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Also the President is not taking the calls of and berating Texas state governor Bubba Davis that only want to implement measures for the safety of its constituents.
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By sending troops to the border but, you know, still... 
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- Bubba Davis is a John Galt type & a trustfund baby who only ran as governor because the Environmentalists funded by the Saudis were trying to regulate oil drilling and it would have bankrupted his company.

- Several of the American heroes are "a bear of a man" and apparently the only "short" people are shifty Arab and Russian types.
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« Reply #4318 on: May 23, 2020, 01:39:41 PM »
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« Reply #4319 on: May 23, 2020, 01:44:23 PM »
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1264031987943247873
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