Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 811340 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #5520 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:16:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1294411978954493952

RIP. Flew too close to the sun.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1294412608049745921

Mandark · « **Reply #5521 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:17:38 PM »

and it seems to me/that you lived your life/like a grifter in the wind

Nintex · « **Reply #5522 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:18:13 PM »

He will be back as Mill Bitchell

EightBitNate · « **Reply #5523 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:23:35 PM »

But what was the original ban for?

VomKriege · « **Reply #5524 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 14, 2020, 07:17:38 PM

and it seems to me/that you lived your life/like a grifter in the wind

I've said things you people wouldn't believe. Russian bots on fire off the shoulder of Parler. I watched fake COVID tests glitter in the dark near the White House. All those tweets will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to ban.

Mandark · « **Reply #5525 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:26:47 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on August 14, 2020, 07:23:35 PM

But what was the original ban for?

The classic "arrested for resisting arrest."

Kara · « **Reply #5526 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:28:58 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 14, 2020, 07:20:19 PM

When Germany raises funds for its war through public bonds and doesn't repay the bonds after the war, that's effectively a tax!

I like your creative way of interpreting expropriation, we need that kind of ingenuity in the socialist movement.

It's not disingenuous to ask what happened to a country where Chartalism held away (which was the German Empire). Austrian School guys also conspicuously don't dwell too much on what happened with Austria-Hungary. (Again, to my knowledge, the less time I spend reading Austrian School guys the better.)

VomKriege · « **Reply #5527 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:36:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/Joelmpetlin/status/1294378635231662080

And yet he's out there spinning like a derviche for some of them.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5528 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:39:11 PM »

Benji’s got a good thread to remember Bill with.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1252717799413370880

Nintex · « **Reply #5529 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:42:47 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 14, 2020, 07:39:11 PM

Benji’s got a good thread to remember Bill with.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1252717799413370880

Not only that, Ash (@AshBCoffin) retweeted this post of his

https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1294104884887851011

team filler · « **Reply #5530 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:53:10 PM »

holo...

Rufus · « **Reply #5531 on:** August 14, 2020, 08:04:18 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 14, 2020, 07:36:37 PM

twitter.com/Joelmpetlin/status/1294378635231662080

And yet he's out there spinning like a derviche for some of them.

At the end of the day, you want your plumber to win the national plumbing cup.

Tripon · « **Reply #5532 on:** August 14, 2020, 08:11:07 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 14, 2020, 07:36:37 PM

https://twitter.com/Joelmpetlin/status/1294378635231662080

And yet he's out there spinning like a derviche for some of them.

Ben Shapiro forgetting about Joe the Plumber.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #5533 on:** August 14, 2020, 08:17:05 PM »

Quote from: riotous on August 14, 2020, 08:05:24 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

That can't be real...

Bill’s not the brightest.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1050124864919617539

Tripon · « **Reply #5534 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:43:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/AnandWrites/status/1294378740965945344

I'm putting my foot down that this is a wank post.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5535 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:38:03 AM »

Bill Mitchell: “If you were a hotdog and you were really hungry, would you eat yourself?”

team filler · « **Reply #5536 on:** August 15, 2020, 02:30:37 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #5537 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:51:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/UweBollocks/status/1294627328824422401

Tripon · « **Reply #5538 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:54:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1294361206560612353

We need a smooth brain emote.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5539 on:** August 15, 2020, 02:12:32 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 15, 2020, 12:51:23 PM

https://twitter.com/UweBollocks/status/1294627328824422401

Billy who loved tweeting.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5540 on:** August 15, 2020, 02:44:34 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 15, 2020, 02:22:29 PM

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1294680730283454464

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https://twitter.com/MonValleyAF/status/1294683115730993152
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Jokes so bad I made them several days ago.

Quote from: VomKriege on July 31, 2020, 04:59:39 PM

Quote from: james on July 31, 2020, 04:48:41 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 31, 2020, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: james on July 31, 2020, 03:34:06 PM
....do they not realize there are black hispanics...?

African-Americans come from Africa.

What about the ones who come from Jamaica

Zion-Americans.

Tripon · « **Reply #5541 on:** August 15, 2020, 02:45:34 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 15, 2020, 02:44:34 PM

Quote from: shosta on August 15, 2020, 02:22:29 PM
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1294680730283454464

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https://twitter.com/MonValleyAF/status/1294683115730993152
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Jokes so bad I made them several days ago.

Quote from: VomKriege on July 31, 2020, 04:59:39 PM
Quote from: james on July 31, 2020, 04:48:41 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 31, 2020, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: james on July 31, 2020, 03:34:06 PM
....do they not realize there are black hispanics...?

African-Americans come from Africa.

What about the ones who come from Jamaica

Zion-Americans.

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1294680307992604673

Dinesh is really bad at this.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5542 on:** August 15, 2020, 02:56:15 PM »

You know me, I don't see race. Now let me dig into her genealogy tree to explain to you in intricate, convoluted detail why she's not really black enough.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5543 on:** August 15, 2020, 04:31:26 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 15, 2020, 10:12:50 AM

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1294309741229875200

this clown used to write for think progress

VomKriege · « **Reply #5544 on:** August 15, 2020, 04:32:19 PM »

Declining returns on postage ? Just increase the population by 200% ! What do you mean costs and infrastructure weight would increase alongside revenue ?

Tripon · « **Reply #5545 on:** August 15, 2020, 06:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 15, 2020, 06:04:44 PM

Are we getting CPAC next year?

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1294361206560612353

Depends on getting federal liability waivers.

Still nuts that CPAC knew that COVID was in the area and still held their event way back in March.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5546 on:** August 15, 2020, 07:16:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/thomaschattwill/status/1294343527426666497
https://twitter.com/thomaschattwill/status/1294395767713669121

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5547 on:** August 15, 2020, 08:10:39 PM »

I'm not mad, actually I'm laughing!

Nintex · « **Reply #5548 on:** August 16, 2020, 07:15:34 AM »

Quote from: shosta on August 16, 2020, 03:32:16 AM

Just noticed Twitter finally let people restrict their replies to people the account follows... it's a sad day for posters 😞

Twitter is ruining everything, clowns

EchoRin · « **Reply #5549 on:** August 16, 2020, 08:19:20 AM »

This likely will only apply to people who aren't interested in the public back and forth. Like say X has 50 or so twitter people they follow (possibly mostly their friends), but aren't interested in randos showing up, they would then use that feature.

But if you are someone that particularly thrives on getting reactions for the sake of itself or for the sake of popularity, you ain't going to use that feature. Basically it makes no sense for anyone who isn't trying to use Twitter in a more private and personal way. You will just stick to blocking individual accounts.

Oblivion · « **Reply #5550 on:** August 16, 2020, 08:23:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1294672614980493315

VomKriege · « **Reply #5551 on:** August 16, 2020, 12:36:11 PM »

That's a solid cutout.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5552 on:** August 16, 2020, 12:38:53 PM »

Is that the Serbian hospital where he's currently being placed into another medically-induced coma?

Nintex · « **Reply #5553 on:** August 16, 2020, 12:52:47 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #5554 on:** August 16, 2020, 01:16:14 PM »

Do they actually think the all meat diet works?

VomKriege · « **Reply #5555 on:** August 16, 2020, 01:17:11 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 16, 2020, 01:16:14 PM

Do they actually think the all meat diet works?

Does it matter ?

VomKriege · « **Reply #5556 on:** August 16, 2020, 02:55:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295027713145806848

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295021989174947841

Rufus · « **Reply #5557 on:** August 16, 2020, 03:03:17 PM »

The fact that this frenulum has so many cheerleaders is the truly depressing part.

Nintex · « **Reply #5558 on:** August 16, 2020, 03:04:47 PM »

Quote

Why are private bathrooms, both in our homes and in commercial establishments, so much cleaner and less smelly than public bathrooms? Could it be because they are privately owned? Here, in miniature, is a test case of private versus public ownership, ie capitalism v. socialism

This is one of the all time greats

VomKriege · « **Reply #5559 on:** August 16, 2020, 03:10:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 16, 2020, 03:04:44 PM

that tweet about bathrooms is heroin for a wank junkie like me. straight into my fucking veins, dinesh!

He's got an USPS rant going on that is all wank too.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5560 on:** August 16, 2020, 03:16:32 PM »

Don't force your nanny-state prevention about prison rape on me, I'll let the invisible hand decides thank you very much.

Edit :

"When you're in a confinement center it's a real Empire Strikes Back moment" *adjusts gold watch*

Tripon · « **Reply #5561 on:** August 16, 2020, 03:48:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295021989174947841

Mandark · « **Reply #5562 on:** August 16, 2020, 03:48:48 PM »

top of the page

Mandark · « **Reply #5563 on:** August 16, 2020, 04:55:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1294824335421693954

curly · « **Reply #5564 on:** August 16, 2020, 04:58:17 PM »

That evo psych crossover

Oblivion · « **Reply #5565 on:** August 16, 2020, 05:36:37 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 16, 2020, 02:55:21 PM

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295027713145806848

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295021989174947841

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295022884637888513

Oblivion · « **Reply #5566 on:** August 16, 2020, 06:21:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/EricRWeinstein/status/1294347198302322688

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5567 on:** August 16, 2020, 06:26:08 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 16, 2020, 06:21:46 PM

https://twitter.com/EricRWeinstein/status/1294347198302322688

F

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5568 on:** August 16, 2020, 06:34:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295021989174947841

VomKriege · « **Reply #5569 on:** August 17, 2020, 12:26:17 AM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1294021145272954889

Can we extend the experiment to abstinence before marriage ?

Quote from: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/08/dinesh-dsouza-is-making-a-comeback/567233/

The cultural left in this country is responsible for causing 9/11 … Some leading figures in this group are Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, George Soros, Michael Moore, Bill Moyers, and Noam Chomsky. Moreover the cultural left includes organizations such as the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Organization for Women, People for the American Way, Planned Parenthood, Human Rights Watch, and moveon.org.

Guess not.

naff · « **Reply #5570 on:** August 17, 2020, 01:06:17 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 16, 2020, 06:34:15 PM

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295021989174947841

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1295021989174947841

Transhuman · « **Reply #5571 on:** August 17, 2020, 01:22:44 AM »

Quote

Under D’Souza’s editorship, the paper published a “lighthearted interview” with a former member of the Ku Klux Klan, accompanied by a staged photo of a black man hanging from a tree; an article about affirmative action entitled “Dis Sho’ Ain’t No Jive, Bro,” written in Ebonics; and the names of members of the Gay Student Alliance. In his memoir, Stress Test, former Treasury secretary Tim Geithner, who attended Dartmouth at the same time as D’Souza, recalls running into him at a coffee shop and asking him “how it felt to be such a dick.”

D’Souza allows that some of his behavior may have been “sophomoric.” But, as the leader of the young conservative counter-Establishment, he got national attention. “Here I am. I’m 20 years old, 21, and I find myself being written about in The New York Times and Newsweek,” D’Souza recalls.

D'spuza isn't a wank dad, he's an Alex Jones. Whats the point in listening to someone who doesn't believe what they say? Who just produces twitter hottakes to clickbait e-tards into buying books?

kingv · « **Reply #5572 on:** August 17, 2020, 04:45:55 AM »

The man has a posters heart though. I’ll give him that.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5573 on:** August 17, 2020, 05:36:18 AM »

A shitposter's heart-shaped cavity is what he's got

Nintex · « **Reply #5574 on:** August 17, 2020, 06:09:35 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5575 on:** August 17, 2020, 09:22:25 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 17, 2020, 12:26:17 AM

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1294021145272954889

Can we extend the experiment to abstinence before marriage ?

Quote from: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/08/dinesh-dsouza-is-making-a-comeback/567233/
The cultural left in this country is responsible for causing 9/11 … Some leading figures in this group are Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, George Soros, Michael Moore, Bill Moyers, and Noam Chomsky. Moreover the cultural left includes organizations such as the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Organization for Women, People for the American Way, Planned Parenthood, Human Rights Watch, and moveon.org.

Guess not.

But isn't having your parents buy you a car socialism?

Transhuman · « **Reply #5576 on:** August 17, 2020, 09:59:41 AM »

I don't think young people want lower taxes for billionaires.

naff · « **Reply #5577 on:** August 17, 2020, 06:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 17, 2020, 05:31:37 PM

only the worst, dumbest parts of left discourse make it this far

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1295457067831119872

FDR WAS A PART OF THE PMC SNAKE!

naff · « **Reply #5578 on:** August 17, 2020, 06:59:15 PM »

tbh, i really don't get that iglesias tweet but seeing "pmc" in reference to educated upper classes bred to effectively manage us just makes me think of mgs. who/what ivy league profs is he referencing as being concerned about these people "infiltrating" political movements?

curly · « **Reply #5579 on:** August 17, 2020, 08:10:34 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/nikhil_palsingh/status/1295088241964724224

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 811340 times)