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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7260 on: November 14, 2021, 03:34:07 PM »
Bernie should lean in and get Musk to sell all his stocks and companies and live under a bridge just to 'own the libs'.

With that said, I doubt Bernie is even tweeting himself.

1) 20% capital gains tax on 300 billion dollars will still leave him enough to get by without living under a bridge i'm sure.
2) Sanders didn't even come at Elon personally, he just asked the billionaires to pay their fair share, which is hardly a firebrand thrown to incite class warfare  ::)
I taught tio bernie everything he knows tbh  :pimp
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7261 on: November 14, 2021, 08:09:18 PM »


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« Reply #7264 on: November 17, 2021, 03:25:30 PM »
Where the fuck can I get one of these from? :dobbs

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« Reply #7265 on: November 17, 2021, 03:28:36 PM »
Wherever you buy your commemorative Trump silverware.
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« Reply #7266 on: November 17, 2021, 03:32:33 PM »

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« Reply #7269 on: November 17, 2021, 05:35:26 PM »
I'd love to see Jorp try and whip some liberal ass tbh :girlaff
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« Reply #7270 on: November 18, 2021, 09:26:40 AM »
Yes.
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« Reply #7272 on: November 19, 2021, 05:32:06 PM »
suck my dick Michael you fat bastard :nothot
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« Reply #7274 on: November 24, 2021, 04:28:09 AM »
That facile transition directly from “I’m gonna help put out fires” and “I’m gonna have a gun and defend myself” - what absolutely disingenuous horse shit.

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« Reply #7276 on: November 26, 2021, 08:02:24 PM »


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« Reply #7279 on: December 01, 2021, 09:29:13 AM »
lazy santas don't want to work anymore!
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« Reply #7280 on: December 01, 2021, 11:11:54 AM »
why doesn't biden do it, think of all the kids he could sniff :biden
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« Reply #7284 on: December 01, 2021, 11:50:18 PM »
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« Reply #7285 on: December 02, 2021, 09:36:00 AM »
Nebraska is landlocked, Omaha doesn't even have any beaches.
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« Reply #7286 on: December 02, 2021, 12:41:50 PM »
:gbcry :usacry



"We had great interaction with the liberals it's now a very boring place to be Twitter"

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« Reply #7288 on: December 04, 2021, 01:21:01 AM »
The Zodiac can hoop.  :o

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« Reply #7289 on: December 04, 2021, 06:47:06 AM »
It's Ted's secret weapon for the upcoming election. His hooping skills and the vanity and hubris of two old men.
"You know Donald, you don't trust the vote, but we still gotta have a Texas primary, so why not do a hoop? Or are you afraid to hoop me old man?"  :letsfukk
"Frankly I'm the greatest hooper, I hoop like nobody else hoops, I'm wearing the Tai-con-do black belt, I will hoop with you whenever lyin' Ted" :trumps

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"You know Mr. President, forget about the 250% inflation, $200 gas, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Taiwan and the fact that we don't have chickens anymore.... some say that you are just not fit for office. Let's hoop here and now and let the American people see who is fit for office." :letsfukk
"Look Jack, you ain't fooling anybody with your hoopin act. I was the hooping champion back in the 1970's I drove up with the Corvette and all the lasses came to see me hoop. If I can hoop black kids than I can hoop your Canadian ass" :biden

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« Reply #7290 on: December 04, 2021, 06:44:14 PM »
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« Reply #7291 on: December 04, 2021, 09:46:25 PM »
buh bye, fredo!  :dobbs
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7295 on: December 07, 2021, 12:29:53 AM »
Fired CNN host Chris Cuomo is set to sue the network if it balks at paying him at least $18 million to cover what’s left on his contract, sources told The Post on Monday.

Cuomo, 51, has hired lawyers and is preparing to file the lawsuit over the remainder of the four-year contract he signed last year — after a bitter back-and-forth about what the network knew of his secret efforts to aid his embattled brother, then-Gov. Andrew Cuomo, said sources familiar with the matter.

His contract was reportedly worth $6 million annually, leaving between $18 million and $20 million that he would be owed, sources said, adding that Chris Cuomo would also likely seek damages.

But CNN has “no intention of paying [Chris] Cuomo a penny,” an insider said.

“If he gets a settlement, there would be uproar,” the source added.

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« Reply #7296 on: December 07, 2021, 05:29:40 AM »
Pay the man what he is owed CNN.

This story is at least worth that, if not more.  :ufup
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« Reply #7297 on: December 07, 2021, 06:23:52 PM »
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1468270850596089857

Even the man who literally benefits most from the current system is against it :titus
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7298 on: December 07, 2021, 07:08:49 PM »
How does one become a "wank dad"?

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« Reply #7299 on: December 08, 2021, 01:20:10 AM »
In my opinion become a go-to expert on all things, especially politics, and the more that are outside your actual field and the less you actually study them the better. It used to be the "Intellectual Dark Web" (Jordan Peterson, Bret Weinstein, etc.) but that's fallen out of favor even among themselves and as they diminished the thread for me kinda just became blatantly ignorant pundits that somehow have large followings in general.

I have no idea what Nintex's criteria are.

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« Reply #7300 on: December 08, 2021, 02:30:40 AM »
oh,  i always thought it was supposed to describe the people posting in the thread   :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7301 on: December 08, 2021, 02:35:08 AM »
But doctor, I am Pagliacci

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« Reply #7302 on: December 08, 2021, 10:33:46 AM »
In my opinion become a go-to expert on all things, especially politics, and the more that are outside your actual field and the less you actually study them the better. It used to be the "Intellectual Dark Web" (Jordan Peterson, Bret Weinstein, etc.) but that's fallen out of favor even among themselves and as they diminished the thread for me kinda just became blatantly ignorant pundits that somehow have large followings in general.

I have no idea what Nintex's criteria are.
In general I agree with your opinion but there's a wank dad spectrum, not everyone is wank dad all the time, sometimes people just act wank dad.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7303 on: December 08, 2021, 06:00:22 PM »
Here's two wank dads in their natural habitat

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1468704702275670019
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« Reply #7304 on: December 08, 2021, 08:17:24 PM »
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« Reply #7306 on: December 11, 2021, 12:59:08 PM »
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NO SAMANTHA???WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SAMANTHA?
Guess we finally figured out what Twitter account Trump is using. :trumps

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« Reply #7307 on: December 11, 2021, 05:43:58 PM »
It's amazing that Howard University gave this unhinged woman with no academic background a tenured faculty position:
There were certain interpretive differences between my work and the 1619 Project on this point – for example, Hannah-Jones understated the extent to which antislavery motives shaped Lincoln’s support for the measure, which he saw as a pathway to wean the country away from the brutal plantation system. But the historical evidence of Lincoln’s deep connections to colonization was clear, and at least on that point the 1619 Project got it right.

That is, until Hannah-Jones realized that the historian she was citing was also an outspoken critic of other aspects of the 1619 Project.

“What are the credentials, exactly of Phil Magness?” Hannah-Jones fumed in another now-deleted comment after she realized that I had offered a less-than-favorable assessment of her project’s other historical claims, and particularly its error-riddled essay on the economics of slavery by Matthew Desmond. Her fury intensified in January 2020 after Alex Lichtenstein published a lengthy defense of the 1619 Project against his historian critics, attempting to invoke his authority as the editor of the American Historical Review to arbitrate the disputes over its claims about slavery in the Revolutionary through Civil War eras. At the time I pointed out that Lichtenstein – a 20th century historian – was not an expert in the antebellum United States, and was thus not qualified to assume the role of historical judge and jury on specialist claims about that era. Hannah-Jones snapped back, “Lol. You aren’t a specialist in that era either yet that didn’t stop you.”

Setting aside the fact that only a few weeks prior Hannah-Jones herself had been explicitly touting my work on Lincoln’s colonization projects to justify her own claims in the 1619 Project, I’ll simply note that I’ve authored over two dozen scholarly works on slavery and the Civil War era. This includes my aforementioned book, the chapter on colonization in the Essential Civil War Curriculum, as well as multiple peer-reviewed articles on slavery in the U.S. and broader Atlantic world. Hannah-Jones, by contrast, has no known original scholarship to her name of any kind on slavery or this period of American history.

At first, I chalked this bizarre exchange up to Hannah-Jones’s increasingly unprofessional approach to defending the 1619 Project. Instead of responding to substantive and factual critiques of her work, Hannah-Jones began directing personal abuse and insults at her critics.

When James McPherson offered his own less-than-flattering take on Hannah-Jones’s work in November 2019, she responded dismissively: “Who considers him preeminent? I don’t.” McPherson is a Pulitzer Prize-winning historian of the Civil War, and author of what is widely considered the standard single-volume treatment of the subject, Battle Cry of Freedom. In December 2019, McPherson joined distinguished scholars Gordon Wood, Sean Wilentz, Victoria Bynum, and James Oakes in questioning Hannah-Jones’s attempts to recast the American Revolution as a fight to preserve slavery. Rather than answer them, she dismissed the group as a whole by labeling them “white historians.”

Hannah-Jones saved her most brazenly abusive attacks though for African-American critics of the 1619 Project, such as Columbia University professor John McWhorter and journalist Coleman Hughes. When McWhorter, Hughes, and other African-American scholars launched a competitor 1776 Project in February 2020 through the Robert Woodson Center, Hannah-Jones lashed out on Twitter by posting photos of herself making derogatory gestures at her black interlocutors. Although she later deleted the tweets at the apparent request of her employer, Hannah-Jones made Hughes in particular a focus of her continued verbal abuse. “That Ivy League education certainly didn’t do you any favors,” she wrote in another comment to Hughes in August 2020. “Next time screenshot me and don’t quote text me because I’d rather not read your drivel. I tried to find something to quote tweet in that profoundly mediocre 1776 Project essay you wrote, but alas, nothing was worthy.”

It comes with little surprise, then, that my own experiences with Hannah-Jones followed a similar course after she realized that I was the author of the works on black colonization that she had previously been citing. Rather than engage with the evidence surrounding the disputed claims of her work, Hannah-Jones’s first impulse is to insult, attack, and dismiss the critic as “unqualified” to evaluate her work. Only historians that she cherry-picks to affirm her preconceived position, such as the University of South Carolina’s Woody Holton, are permitted under her credential-touting games.

Except in the case of Lincoln and colonization, Hannah-Jones even went so far as to modify her previous historical claims in order to avoid having to cite and credit a 1619 Project critic. As a result, I have the unusual distinction of having fallen from Hannah-Jones’ grace after she previously invoked my scholarship to support her work back in 2019. When an extended version of the 1619 Project came out in book form in November 2021, Hannah-Jones had not only excised substantial portions of her previous arguments about Lincoln – she cast about and found a new source to justify her revised interpretation on Lincoln.

The 1619 Project book now states only that Lincoln supported “colonization schemes as late as 1862,” and further implies that Lincoln abandoned the program after he issued the Emancipation Proclamation on January 1, 1863. Hannah-Jones’s new source for this revised claim appeared in footnote 38 of her essay: a 2016 popular press book entitled Stamped From the Beginning by Critical Race Theory activist Ibram X. Kendi.

Hannah-Jones’s new version of Lincoln’s colonization initiative is unambiguously wrong as a matter of history. One of the many discoveries I made while researching this subject was a colonization agreement that Lincoln signed on June 15, 1863 with the colonial government of British Honduras, or modern-day Belize. This document resides in the National Archives of Belize where I discovered it in 2011, and was previously unknown to any historian.

But as a broader matter of principle, Hannah-Jones’s behavior illustrates the absence of basic scholarly integrity from her approach to writing history. Rather than following the evidence where it leads, Hannah-Jones picks and chooses bits and pieces of her arguments from a secondary literature based on whether it conforms to her preconceived political narrative. She approaches citations as a tool by which she can reward other scholars who affirm that narrative. And if a previously-cited scholar runs afoul of Hannah-Jones, she is perfectly willing to alter the “history” presented in the 1619 Project in ways that excise the offending work and replace it with a completely different narrative – provided that its author flatters Hannah-Jones’s own personal politics and ambitions in the process.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7309 on: December 20, 2021, 01:37:20 AM »
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« Reply #7310 on: December 24, 2021, 01:02:25 AM »

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« Reply #7312 on: December 27, 2021, 07:21:41 PM »
Right-wing personality Candace Owens is urging her fans to consume a quack medical cure known for turning users’ skin blue.

In an Instagram video posted on Thursday, Owens praised the use of colloidal silver as a daily supplement, a treatment that comes with no valid medical use and plenty of health risks.

“Yes, colloidal silver!” Owens said in the video. “I take colloidal silver every single day, I love colloidal silver. That is a great one. That is another one that people probably know nothing about.”
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« Reply #7317 on: December 31, 2021, 04:37:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1469726338328277009

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