Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5282078 times)

Jansen · « **Reply #4560 on:** March 21, 2019, 11:31:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/unoillnino/status/1108863933706715136

Lol that's how it works

https://www.resetera.com/threads/valkyria-chronicles-4-is-one-year-old-today.106736/#post-19078548

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4561 on:** March 21, 2019, 11:40:56 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #4562 on:** March 21, 2019, 11:43:23 PM »

Stadia talk

benjipwns · « **Reply #4563 on:** March 21, 2019, 11:45:11 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on March 21, 2019, 11:23:34 PM

I think one thing you guys are ignoring about the success of netflix - and the potential success of stadia - is that its not just the carrot of netflix being one sub, a wide variety of content within that sub without any hidden extras, and that sub works on any of the devices you already own and you can access it in any way you feel like entirely at your own conveinence.

Hosting and servicing games has a totally different cost model to it compared to movies or TV shows or music. And in any case, they don't operate against the primary platform and market first. That's the problem of Stadia and that OnLive had before. They can't affordably be the first run for the industry once the subsidies go away. Netflix isn't even close to being the primary funding method for movies or TV shows and it probably will never be without significant changes to the cost model. Companies starting their own streaming services aren't even close to daring put all their costs on it, they aren't even approaching it with serious loss leaders.

Netflix operates on top of the pre-existing development model. On their first-runs they fund it, they don't change the model.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4564 on:** March 21, 2019, 11:50:30 PM »

TL;DR of the entire argument is whenever they get to streaming movies being the primary first-run market, then we can talk about games.

Potato · « **Reply #4565 on:** March 21, 2019, 11:57:24 PM »

OMG! Can you fuckers get back to posting Reeeee stupidity instead of this shit. My lunch break is getting kinda boring and I need some comedy to get me through my Friday.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4566 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:00:54 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 21, 2019, 11:45:11 PM

Hosting and servicing games has a totally different cost model to it compared to movies or TV shows or music. And in any case, they don't operate against the primary platform and market first. That's the problem of Stadia and that OnLive had before. They can't affordably be the first run for the industry once the subsidies go away. Netflix isn't even close to being the primary funding method for movies or TV shows and it probably will never be without significant changes to the cost model. Companies starting their own streaming services aren't even close to daring put all their costs on it, they aren't even approaching it with serious loss leaders.

Netflix operates on top of the pre-existing development model. On their first-runs they fund it, they don't change the model.

I agree in the sense that its content and pricing that will determine its success, not tech stuff which non nerds DGAF about, and given nothing about content or pricing has really been revealed yet...

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4567 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:02:15 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/psa-when-eating-yogurt-dont-forget-to-scoop-the-container-with-your-finger-oh-and-also-lick-the-lid.106911/post-19100274

Not sure FernandoRocker is someone I'm going to take #lifehacks from....

thetylerrob · « **Reply #4568 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:03:39 AM »

I like my coffee

with a little bit of Cream and 2 Stadia packets.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4569 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:06:27 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/only-10-of-purchases-on-steam-are-done-with-via-credit-card-paypal-paysafe.106838/post-19088169

User warned: trolling inflammatory accusation and conspiracy theories

This just makes me think something I've long suspected: Steam is being used to launder cash. That's why there are so many garbage asset flip things on Steam.

So the ResetERA.com mods are part of it?

Also it'd be way easier to launder the cash through all the crap you can buy like the trading cards. Valve even has made changes to the marketplace because it was being used like this.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4570 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:08:05 AM »

Of course the bank would just screw you when you go to deposit all the laundered cash through the ATM.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4571 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:08:38 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pewdiepie-fans-release-ransomware.106803/post-19083158

era continue to believe that pewdiepie is IRL Cobra Commander or Ernst Stavro Blofeld or some shit

benjipwns · « **Reply #4572 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:33:39 AM »

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Hope legal action is taken.
Can't stand this guy and his trash fanbase
Guy's influence managed to get 50 innocent people killed. He's not going to jail over this, he's never going for jail over anything unless he's explicitly complicit.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4573 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:33:59 AM »

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What I wouldn't give to go full Negan on one of these little racist, sexist dipwads.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #4574 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:34:01 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 22, 2019, 12:06:27 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/only-10-of-purchases-on-steam-are-done-with-via-credit-card-paypal-paysafe.106838/post-19088169
User warned: trolling inflammatory accusation and conspiracy theories

This just makes me think something I've long suspected: Steam is being used to launder cash. That's why there are so many garbage asset flip things on Steam.
So the ResetERA.com mods are part of it?

Also it'd be way easier to launder the cash through all the crap you can buy like the trading cards. Valve even has made changes to the marketplace because it was being used like this.

Why do you think Frank Cali got shot on his doorstep the other week, Benji? Its because Steam is being muscled out of the money laundering space by Epic. Gabe is pissed.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4575 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:36:05 AM »

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Manson didn't tell anyone to murder actors, either.

yeah he did, that was the whole problem he ran into

benjipwns · « **Reply #4576 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:37:07 AM »

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This meme has gone too far.

Reminds me, My brother who is in the 6th grade said that last week they had to do presentations for history class and every kid in his class said " and remember to subscribe to PewDiePie " at the end of their presentations -___-
That is scarier than an episode of Black Mirror.

‘Like and subscribe’ should be the epitaph of the 21st century.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4577 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:38:36 AM »

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He should really start adressing his 'fans' on this, since he's in Europe, not the US. Even if Youtube doesn't do anything, that doesn't mean Swedish law or EU law will do the same.

In fact, I am kind of curious how he's been dealing with the Christchurch attack as it is. Buuuut I don't really want to go and check either.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4578 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:39:52 AM »

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Maybe, but it also has to do with his love of incel nazis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4579 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:41:37 AM »

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Don’t cross that shit out because it’s totally true. His fans trying to keep him the most subscribed channel on YT is very much a race war and all about keeping the white man on top. It’s disgusting.

man, race wars have gotten lame

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4580 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:44:00 AM »

Quote from: Momo on March 21, 2019, 11:43:23 PM

Stadia talk

This thread is about Stevia now.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4581 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:45:26 AM »

Quote from: riotous on March 22, 2019, 12:41:10 AM

Are people blaming PDP outside of Resetera?

Yes, but I'd probably have to describe many of those places to you as the ResetERA.com of [Z].

benjipwns · « **Reply #4582 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:48:32 AM »

Here's a food substitute appropriate for The Bire, that I remember the stories about through the products of the fine Frito-Lay people:

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Lay's WOW Chips were fat-free potato chips produced by Frito-Lay containing Olestra. They were first introduced in 1998, and were marketed using the Lay's, Ruffles, Doritos, and Tostitos brands. Although initially popular, charting sales of $400 million in their first year, they subsequently dropped to $200 million by 2000. As Olestra caused "abdominal cramping, diarrhea, fecal incontinence ["anal leakage"], and other gastrointestinal symptoms" in some customers,[1] warnings were required to be included on the packaging, with the WOW bag bearing a warning that read, "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients. Vitamins A, D, E, and K have been added."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #4583 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:52:56 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on March 22, 2019, 12:08:38 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pewdiepie-fans-release-ransomware.106803/post-19083158

era continue to believe that pewdiepie is IRL Cobra Commander or Ernst Stavro Blofeld or some shit

PewDiePie: “It was all me, ResetEra. It’s always been me, the author of all your pain.”

benjipwns · « **Reply #4584 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:55:04 AM »

That's the undercurrent of these threads I love, they seem to really think if PewDiePie is stopped that the internet will be cleansed of bad things. Yet that image of incel nazis on Twitter they keep posting are all people who had careers before PewDiePie discovered them and followed them.

remy · « **Reply #4585 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:55:19 AM »

Quote from: ResetBanBot on March 21, 2019, 09:56:16 PM

Every other form of media streaming can be buffered, video game streams cannot be buffered.

learn about GGPO and rollback based netcode dickhead

remy · « **Reply #4586 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:00:21 AM »

It's simple, Fellow Bore Members, if you wish to end white terrorism, just kill the Pewdiepie

Bore Expert · « **Reply #4587 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:03:27 AM »

The only thing I hate more than white devils, is yall not posting links to the quotes fam

Momo · « **Reply #4588 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:05:45 AM »

Quote from: riotous on March 22, 2019, 12:41:10 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on March 22, 2019, 12:38:36 AM
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He should really start adressing his 'fans' on this, since he's in Europe, not the US. Even if Youtube doesn't do anything, that doesn't mean Swedish law or EU law will do the same.

In fact, I am kind of curious how he's been dealing with the Christchurch attack as it is. Buuuut I don't really want to go and check either.

Are people blaming PDP outside of Resetera?

yes, the usual lame ass media sources. They also started calling Joe Rogan far right

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4589 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:07:57 AM »

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to like and subscribe *brofist*

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4590 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:12:50 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-threat-of-climate-change-is-not-a-mastubatory-aid-for-your-nihilism-misanthropy.106859/post-19091337

stealth era really is full of miserable cunts thread? stealth era really is full of miserable cunts thread.

I look forward to it being locked for having run its course and become unproductive before it reaches 3 pages.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4591 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:13:34 AM »

Quote from: remy on March 22, 2019, 01:00:21 AM

It's simple, Fellow Bore Members, if you wish to end white terrorism, just kill the Pewdiepie

PewDiePie... PewDiePie... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man acting like an *idiot* gets all of my press? This internet needs an enema!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4592 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:21:03 AM »

Riotous and benji should just jerk each other off to get rid of that tension.

I‘d watch

headwalk · « **Reply #4593 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:25:34 AM »

reeotous

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4594 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:30:39 AM »

Reeotus and benjisales aka the Obliterator should just jerk each other off to get rid of that tension.

I‘d watch

Transhuman · « **Reply #4595 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:31:22 AM »

Stadia could potentially work for single-player or PvP turn-based games, but i'm extremely sceptical of it's usefulness for shooters.

Also i'm team riotous because he uses his doxxing powers for good

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #4596 on:** March 22, 2019, 03:45:23 AM »

Damn riotious got dunked on.

Momo · « **Reply #4597 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:04:05 AM »

You guys are forever dragging riot operating system

Transhuman · « **Reply #4598 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:04:24 AM »

pLUS HE'S GORGEOUS

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #4599 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:09:41 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-threat-of-climate-change-is-not-a-mastubatory-aid-for-your-nihilism-misanthropy.106859/post-19103665

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I'll cosign this. I'm so sick of the nihilistic bullshit that gets spouted here.
The centrist “don’t be so negative” bull shit doesn’t bother you more? 🤔

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4600 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:14:48 AM »

What makes a man turn centrist? Lust for gold? Power?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4601 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:16:16 AM »

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This place is a competition for 'funniest' non sequitur or nerdy cultural reference first, genuine discussion forum second.

That is our job.

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It’s a video game board.

citation needed

BIONIC · « **Reply #4602 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:26:42 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on March 21, 2019, 10:36:27 PM

Quote from: nachobro on March 21, 2019, 08:54:45 PM
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Cameron gave nerds a scifi with an alien moon where 9ft tall cat people can psionically link to dragons, before flying them through floating mountains to fight gunships and mechs. The nerds - along with the rest of mainstream audiences, all went to see it multiple times.

Then it became the highest grossing film of all time and a symbol of mainstream culture, and nerds no longer wanted to be associated with it. Titanic, having been dethroned, then was welcomed with newfound appreciation after 12 years of being shat on by nerds for the same reason.

Internet dudes don't want to be lumped in with mainstream audiences.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-you-name-a-single-character-from-the-movie-avatar.106856/post-19093930

what a take good to know sculli is still going full retardo

Eh he's an asshole about it but he is right.

I remember getting my VHS copy of titanic at midnight. NO SHAME

Yeah, nerds totally don’t like being associated with hugely successful movies like Terminator 1/2 and Aliens because they’re popular

You’re both dumbfucks. Keep sucking on that blue cat alien dick

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4603 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:30:50 AM »

Talking about Avatar in 2019.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4604 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:36:19 AM »

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I'm gonna go subscribe to T-Series

I don‘t use the word hero lightly...

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #4605 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:37:57 AM »

Imagine getting rustled over throwaway end this world comments.

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The threat of climate change is not a mastubatory aid for your nihilism/misanthropy

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4606 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:45:37 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pewdiepie-fans-release-ransomware.106803/post-19089528

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No. Ignoring them won't make them go away, and YouTube/Google is never going to ban his channel. The only way to end it is to get T-Series' numbers much higher. They need to lose, by a large margin or it will never end.

They crossed the streams.

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Climate change can't come soon enough. Society is pretty rotten to the core and social media just exacerbates how shitty we are as a species.

Momo · « **Reply #4607 on:** March 22, 2019, 04:48:15 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 22, 2019, 04:36:19 AM

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I'm gonna go subscribe to T-Series

I don‘t use the word hero lightly...

It's treason then.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4608 on:** March 22, 2019, 05:00:08 AM »

Remember when SmokyDave promised flaccid dick pics when his neogaf ban was lifted and he got access to his PMs and yet never delivered?

Momo · « **Reply #4609 on:** March 22, 2019, 05:09:31 AM »

Man i miss GG, they were the best group

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #4610 on:** March 22, 2019, 05:33:26 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 22, 2019, 04:45:37 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pewdiepie-fans-release-ransomware.106803/post-19089528
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No. Ignoring them won't make them go away, and YouTube/Google is never going to ban his channel. The only way to end it is to get T-Series' numbers much higher. They need to lose, by a large margin or it will never end.

They crossed the streams.
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Climate change can't come soon enough. Society is pretty rotten to the core and social media just exacerbates how shitty we are as a species.

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User Warned: Post count shaming.
BetterKnowledge said:
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Imagine saying this because someone wrote a computer virus
Imagine having three posts and making this your fourth.

Momo · « **Reply #4611 on:** March 22, 2019, 05:54:19 AM »

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It's because "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" has become a white supremacist sign.

This galaxy brain

VomKriege · « **Reply #4612 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:17:18 AM »

His fans trying to keep him the most subscribed channel on YT is very much a race war and all about keeping the white man on top. It’s disgusting.

ResetBanBot · « **Reply #4613 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:19:00 AM »

Quote from: remy on March 22, 2019, 12:55:19 AM

Quote from: ResetBanBot on March 21, 2019, 09:56:16 PM
Every other form of media streaming can be buffered, video game streams cannot be buffered.
learn about GGPO and rollback based netcode dickhead

GGPO and rollback based netcode is about making competitive multiplayer fair, it does not simulate a smooth experience at all, in fact it makes it worse. Nevermind this will never happen because it would require developers to support this complicated functionality in games, especially where it's technically impossible such as multiplayer games.

Why do you insist on making things up? Do not speak to me about things you do not understand, plebeian.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4614 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:21:58 AM »

My house is getting painted and I am loitering in a McDonald‘s. Help me brehs.

At least there is no daycare nearby.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #4615 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:26:37 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 22, 2019, 05:00:08 AM

Remember when SmokyDave promised flaccid dick pics when his neogaf ban was lifted and he got access to his PMs and yet never delivered?

Damn this six month strong erection

Momo · « **Reply #4616 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:27:09 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 22, 2019, 06:21:58 AM

My house is getting painted and I am loitering in a McDonald‘s. Help me brehs.

At least there is no daycare nearby.

Get on insta live and start fighting the bums by the dumpster. I'll tip/superchat you or whatever

VomKriege · « **Reply #4617 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:27:18 AM »

March 2019 : Alt right juggernaut The Bire Hate Machine™, just minutes of shooting their doxxing ray and causing a disturbance in the Force as if millions of NPC were shaking in anger, suddenly self destructs after an argument about obscure technical speculations regarding the half assed Google effort to enter gaming with Stadia.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4618 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:30:02 AM »

Quote from: Momo on March 22, 2019, 06:27:09 AM

Quote from: KennyLoggins on March 22, 2019, 06:21:58 AM
My house is getting painted and I am loitering in a McDonald‘s. Help me brehs.

At least there is no daycare nearby.
Get on insta live and start fighting the bums by the dumpster. I'll tip/superchat you or whatever

I have been here for 2 hours and at least 5 people have been sitting here for longer than an hour. I am just mooching free wifi, but the others are just sitting there. Probably high on spice.

remy · « **Reply #4619 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:38:08 AM »

Quote from: ResetBanBot on March 22, 2019, 06:19:00 AM

Quote from: remy on March 22, 2019, 12:55:19 AM
Quote from: ResetBanBot on March 21, 2019, 09:56:16 PM
Every other form of media streaming can be buffered, video game streams cannot be buffered.
learn about GGPO and rollback based netcode dickhead
GGPO and rollback based netcode is about making competitive multiplayer fair, it does not simulate a smooth experience at all, in fact it makes it worse.

Err... On what planet is rollback not smooth? Have you ever played a fighting game with decent netcode online?

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Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5282078 times)