River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[paprikastaude]

Developers are jumping over backwards to get their characters in Smash, and Atlus is butting in no effort!

They haven't even put their own amazing XENOBLADE™ characters in it before this scam!

[james]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-those-that-need-it-the-best-time-to-use-the-restroom-during-avengers-endgame-light-spoiler.113372/

 

DO NOT CLICK THIS THREAD.

These assholes just spoiled me.

Thanks to this thread, I know know that Pepper Potts is in the movie.

Fucking hell my week is ruined.

[BisMarckie]

After skimming the Waypoint review, I don‘t think Klepek mentioned anything about how the game plays. 

Only how he killed some kids in game because the game told him to. Kind of proud of him that he didn‘t go to the just following orders nazi allegory and how it relates to Trump‘s America.

[Crumb]

Who the fuck cares about another thirdpersonpostapocalypticopenworldshootthex game #36678.

[BisMarckie]

Why the fuck does KSweeley create 20 threads a day with way too long thread titles which forces everyone to look at his ugly mug.

[Joe Molotov]

That Days Gone review thread is awesome. You got "70 is a great score, what's the big deal" vs "It might still be good, you should (pay $60 to) decide for yourself!" vs "It's your moral duty to buy this game, otherwise you're putting the devs out of a job" vs "Waypoint is run by rapists". The takes don't come any hotter, folks.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Who the fuck cares about another thirdpersonpostapocalypticopenworldshootthex game #36678.

LoudNinja, Nib95, thuway, Memento, and Equanimity, off the top of my head would be people who were definitely hyped

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-your-opinion-what-is-the-best-animated-movie.110355/page-3#post-19691890

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/any-one-else-finds-dark-souls-2-3-to-be-boring.113531/page-2#post-20181932

 

Hypothetically speaking, the only yawn produced during a Dark Souls 2/3 session is by your significant other after watching you play for 6 straight hours, and before you command them to bring you a beer and a sandwich.



Hypothetically speaking, of course. Because of course you don't have a SO.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Cause oddly enough it happened quite often that someone got themselves banned while signed up for a high profile OT in the last few months lol.

it_is_a_mystery.gif

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://twitter.com/MTLSaiyan/status/1121418314876694529

1...2..3.. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Nuitangg]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/post-20178748

 

It's Klepek trying too hard to make people forget about his rasist and rape jokes by becoming a true moral compass. Just ignore him.
 

 

[Crumb]

Who the fuck cares about another thirdpersonpostapocalypticopenworldshootthex game #36678.

LoudNinja, Nib95, thuway, Memento, and Equanimity, off the top of my head would be people who were definitely hyped

What a damn shill I hope that dude gets compensated from Sony cause all that effort for nothing.

[tiesto]

The Persona 5 chick is a dancer clearly. She’s wearing a leotard.


Fucking get over yourselves you fucking sexless prudes. 

It must be a waking nightmare in the summer to see all kinds of girls some as young as 16, displaying their cleveage and other skin for you you fucks.

You're assuming the average REer complaining about this shit goes outside...

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-those-that-need-it-the-best-time-to-use-the-restroom-during-avengers-endgame-light-spoiler.113372/

 

DO NOT CLICK THIS THREAD.

These assholes just spoiled me.

Thanks to this thread, I know know that Pepper Potts is in the movie.

Fucking hell my week is ruined.

Does Tony pepper her pots? (Spoiler tag your answer)

[Don Rumata]

After skimming the Waypoint review, I don‘t think Klepek mentioned anything about how the game plays. 

Only how he killed some kids in game because the game told him to. Kind of proud of him that he didn‘t go to the just following orders nazi allegory and how it relates to Trump‘s America.

It had been a while since i read a videogame review, but i can't believe my fucking eyes, reading garbage like this, opening up his:

One of the first things I did in Days Gone was climb on a roof, and bash a child to death with a stray slab of wood. The meter charting my progress to the next level went up a tiny bit.
Advertisement

The kid was a zombie, I guess—in Days Gone, they’re “freaks”—but this is, or was, unmistakably a kid. Five, maybe six years old? I don’t know their name, I don’t know how they got this way. All I know is the game said to clear the roof, and provided no options for me to deal with the situation other than coldly bashing in their skull. And so I swung away.

If i didn't know better, i'd swear this was a fucking parody review.
A soccer mom think piece, wrapped in dollar-store-pretentious-prose giftwrap.

[Joe Molotov]

After skimming the Waypoint review, I don‘t think Klepek mentioned anything about how the game plays. 

Only how he killed some kids in game because the game told him to. Kind of proud of him that he didn‘t go to the just following orders nazi allegory and how it relates to Trump‘s America.

It had been a while since i read a videogame review, but i can't believe my fucking eyes, reading garbage like this, opening up his:

One of the first things I did in Days Gone was climb on a roof, and bash a child to death with a stray slab of wood. The meter charting my progress to the next level went up a tiny bit.
Advertisement

The kid was a zombie, I guess—in Days Gone, they’re “freaks”—but this is, or was, unmistakably a kid. Five, maybe six years old? I don’t know their name, I don’t know how they got this way. All I know is the game said to clear the roof, and provided no options for me to deal with the situation other than coldly bashing in their skull. And so I swung away.

If i didn't know better, i'd swear this was a fucking parody review.
A soccer mom think piece, wrapped in dollar-store-pretentious-prose giftwrap.

This could easily be adapted into the script for a CSI spin-off episode, where they catch the killer who was also a videogamer.

"The kid was a zombie, I guess. Five, maybe six years old? I didn't know their name. I just knew that I had to kill. The videogames told me to kill. They told me I was leveling up. And so I swung away..." *ominous music* *Ted Danson furrows his brow*

[HaughtyFrank]

"I don't know their name, I don't know how they got this way"

I look forward to Klepek consistently applying this critic to every work of fiction.

[bork]

One of the first things I did in Days Gone was climb on a roof, and bash a child to death with a stray slab of wood. The meter charting my progress to the next level went up a tiny bit.
Advertisement

The kid was a zombie, I guess—in Days Gone, they’re “freaks”—but this is, or was, unmistakably a kid. Five, maybe six years old? I don’t know their name, I don’t know how they got this way. All I know is the game said to clear the roof, and provided no options for me to deal with the situation other than coldly bashing in their skull. And so I swung away.

\

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/most-literal-tear-inducing-movie-scenes-for-you.113377/post-20154231

ITT:

• The Lord Of The Rings
• Speed Racer
• Pokemon
• Terminator 2
• Avengers: Endgame
• Rocky IV
• I Am Legend
• Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 1 and 2
• Into The Spiderverse

in addition to all of the expected recent disney outputs.

Which is to say it seems a lot of era are extremely easily emotionally manipulated.

[paprikastaude]

https://twitter.com/MTLSaiyan/status/1121418314876694529

1...2..3.. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was going to ask why they aren't celebrating that a game about rednecks/white trash is a flop. But never forget that shilling defeats wokeness.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-those-that-need-it-the-best-time-to-use-the-restroom-during-avengers-endgame-light-spoiler.113372/

 

lol people really got that weak of a bladder huh?

give it a rest

Is this seriously how you respond to someone who literally mentions a medical issue?

I purposely don't buy drinks at the theater because of having to go to the bathroom so often.


Sorry if this thing that has no impact on your life bothers you.

 

[Bore Expert]

"I don't know their name, I don't know how they got this way"

That’s what evilore said about amirox
 

[bork]

https://twitter.com/MTLSaiyan/status/1121418314876694529

1...2..3.. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did they just kind of steal the Elena model from Uncharted and throw it into the game? 

[SmokyDave]

After skimming the Waypoint review, I don‘t think Klepek mentioned anything about how the game plays. 

Only how he killed some kids in game because the game told him to. Kind of proud of him that he didn‘t go to the just following orders nazi allegory and how it relates to Trump‘s America.

It had been a while since i read a videogame review, but i can't believe my fucking eyes, reading garbage like this, opening up his:

One of the first things I did in Days Gone was climb on a roof, and bash a child to death with a stray slab of wood. The meter charting my progress to the next level went up a tiny bit.
Advertisement

The kid was a zombie, I guess—in Days Gone, they’re “freaks”—but this is, or was, unmistakably a kid. Five, maybe six years old? I don’t know their name, I don’t know how they got this way. All I know is the game said to clear the roof, and provided no options for me to deal with the situation other than coldly bashing in their skull. And so I swung away.

If i didn't know better, i'd swear this was a fucking parody review.
A soccer mom think piece, wrapped in dollar-store-pretentious-prose giftwrap.

I get it--Waypoint takes stuff super seriously in a way not everyone cares about. That's fine!

[Boredfrom]

One of the first things I did in Days Gone was climb on a roof, and bash a child to death with a stray slab of wood. The meter charting my progress to the next level went up a tiny bit.
Advertisement

The kid was a zombie, I guess—in Days Gone, they’re “freaks”—but this is, or was, unmistakably a kid. Five, maybe six years old? I don’t know their name, I don’t know how they got this way. All I know is the game said to clear the roof, and provided no options for me to deal with the situation other than coldly bashing in their skull. And so I swung away.

\
(Image removed from quote.)

Holy fuck, is a zombie game Patrick!

[james]

Days Gone is a prime example of why people should just leave video game development up to Nintendo.

[HaughtyFrank]

Oh no, the horror! A Black celeb almost got treated like rich White people do, America is changing for the worst and the justice system is now down to 99% accuracy.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/judge-accuses-kim-foxxs-office-of-double-standard-after-jussie-smollett-case.113501/post-20185319

Powdered Egg fighting the good fight against a *checks* black woman.



Wonder if he'll edit it

[Nintex]

Either

A) Hold your piss for 3 hours

B) Piss, don't drink anything for 3 hours until the movie is done

Both skills a 4 year old has.

[Boredfrom]

These guys don’t ever bother to read the article.   

[D3RANG3D]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[porkbun]

Either

A) Hold your piss for 3 hours

B) Piss, don't drink anything for 3 hours until the movie is done

Both skills a 4 year old has.

Or C) go to the bathroom and miss 5 minutes of a 3 hour movie you're going to see multiple times anyway

[stufte]

HAHAH, Days Gone was developed by the same studio that created the masterpiece Bubsy 3D.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

To be fair, they also created the amazing Siphon Filter games.

[close]

[james]

Either

A) Hold your piss for 3 hours

B) Piss, don't drink anything for 3 hours until the movie is done

Both skills a 4 year old has.

Or C) go to the bathroom and miss 5 minutes of a 3 hour movie you're going to see multiple times anyway

Or D for depends

[Nintex]

Or E) empty your bladder in the seat in front of you

[james]

Or F wait until the movie is playing on the airplane so you can pause the movie and choose between the 3 lavatories in the rear of the aircraft

[team filler]

just kill yourself

[Joe Molotov]

Just drink your piss ASAP and finish in the cup.

[bork]

Either

A) Hold your piss for 3 hours

B) Piss, don't drink anything for 3 hours until the movie is done

Both skills a 4 year old has.

Or C) go to the bathroom and miss 5 minutes of a 3 hour movie you're going to see multiple times anyway

Or D for depends

(Image removed from quote.)

Marvel already ahead of the game:

[Joe Molotov]

Stop nighttime leakage and get fisted by The Hulk at the same time.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Not made for 30+ year old men though. Which is the majority of ResetEra

surely america has kids as fat as grown men by now?

the real answer is to dehydrate by thinking about how this is the last time you will see some of your friends, and crying all your spare moisture away
(until the soft reboot in 10 years time where they get deaged CGIed)

[Mr Gilhaney]

Not made for 30+ year old men though. Which is the majority of ResetEra

only in the biological sense

[james]

Not made for 30+ year old men though. Which is the majority of ResetEra

only in the biological sense

Hi, we no longer support transphobic content like this here, thanks.

[Averon]

Has anyone on Ree or GAF ever called out Loud Ninja for his blatant shilling? Guy's been doing it for years, even well before GAF imploded. There's no way the mods then or now does not know how much of a shill he is.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Not made for 30+ year old men though. Which is the majority of ResetEra

only in the biological sense

Hi, we no longer support transphobic content like this here, thanks.

dude i love dick chicks, at least the asian ones where you cant actually tell (not the throw a quick wig on and call it a day sweet nicole style).

[10centtacos]

Has anyone on Ree or GAF ever called out Loud Ninja for his blatant shilling? Guy's been doing it for years, even well before GAF imploded. There's no way the mods then or now does not know how much of a shill he is.

I think most people ignore him because he’s a harmless nincompoop. He can barely put together a coherent sentence and mostly stays in his lane.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-5-scramble-the-phantom-strikers-announced-ps4-switch-musou-atlus-x-koei-tecmo.113489/page-38#post-20189479

Fingers crossed it's a good one! Musou can certainly be hit or miss but there's an opportunity for a great game here so I hope they capitalize on it!

Funnily enough me and [USER=3750]Ketkat[/USER] were ruminating earlier in the week about the possibility it would be a Musou and how appropriate Mementos would be for the theme before quickly laughing off the possibility it would actually be a Musou.

I was really gambling it would be Stadium.

Trans mod and member being excited about getting a game from a developer routinely engaged in trans-erasure.

Oof yikes not a good look chief 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Has anyone on Ree or GAF ever called out Loud Ninja for his blatant shilling? Guy's been doing it for years, even well before GAF imploded. There's no way the mods then or now does not know how much of a shill he is.

lmao, literally the reason theres that READ STAFF POST is because of people straight calling him out by name

But all the loudninja threads...... Bundy's excitement.... where did all go so wrong..

Kinda bullshit that you got a warning for this post.

You can't call out people essentially doing free astroturfing and PR? Really? After all the thread and the post and the deflections? And not just with this game either.

I don't get why that's ok because in all those PR hype threads LoudNinja posted any negative discussion was frowned upon for no reasons and the mods gave no warnings.

🚮

I agree, this happens quite often and i see no warning as well for those people.

I wish people stop doing this its annoying like people cant be excited for a game here.

If you spend all that time hyping a game, talk about any positive coverage and downplaying any negative, and saying that people are going to 'eat crow' in the review thread you should probably expect to eat some of your own if those reviews don't go your way.

I think if you vested long enough in making sure you posted news about a game like 2 seconds after sony make a blog post about it then you probably care a lot about the game and how well it does.

All those loud ninja threads had me fooled

Well that is his job.

 

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/LoudNinja/status/177612487305342976

Really makes you think.

[stufte]

https://twitter.com/LoudNinja/status/177612487305342976

Really makes you think.

Iam14andthisisdeep

[thisismyusername]

Who the fuck cares about another thirdpersonpostapocalypticopenworldshootthex game #36678.

LoudNinja, Nib95, thuway, Memento, and Equanimity, off the top of my head would be people who were definitely hyped

Paid Sony shills hype up a mediocre Sony game. What else is new!?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dunno about Nibs, he's caught in the cross-fire of my bold, but I don't give a shit.

[close]

[who is ted danson?]

Isn't Nib a doctor or some shit?

phd in shilling

[Ghoul]

mummy uses my bed wetting down to genes, not the fact I'm retort it.

[thisismyusername]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

What, is DOA6 getting a side tournament at Evo?

[NegativeCrepe]

WOW they are really banning people for calling out a shill, lmao the guy isn't even verafied and got dat protection

[BIONIC]

https://twitter.com/LoudNinja/status/177612487305342976

Really makes you think.

Iam14andthisisdeep

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[james]

Who the fuck cares about another thirdpersonpostapocalypticopenworldshootthex game #36678.

LoudNinja, Nib95, thuway, Memento, and Equanimity, off the top of my head would be people who were definitely hyped

Paid Sony shills hype up a mediocre Sony game. What else is new!?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dunno about Nibs, he's caught in the cross-fire of my bold, but I don't give a shit.

[close]

Considering all Sony games are mediocre, the shilling is obvious.

Since releasing the PSone in 1994, Sony has had one quality game: Gran Turismo 3. Everything else has been middling to bad.

[Ghoul]

https://twitter.com/LoudNinja/status/177612487305342976

Really makes you think.

you either live to shill, or long enough to be shilled upon.

hi sensei George 

Sensei got suspended

 

[thisismyusername]

WOW they are really banning people for calling out a shill, lmao the guy isn't even verafied and got dat protection

Jokes on them, I'm not on *autist*.

[Ghoul]

suddenly mr. gilhaney's tour through asia got way more interesting in retrospect

I once interviewed 2 guys on the same day who had just both recently worked together (not uncommon since contracts end and groups of people are all looking for the same kinds of jobs all of a sudden.)

First was a white guy none of us liked, he was kind of creepy.  Second was a Thai guy who we all really liked, who also nudge-nudge wink-wink told us that white guy "likes to go on trips to Thailand by himself if you know what I mean" which was funny because the guy actually told us he'd just gotten back from a 2 week trip to Thailand (although failing to mention he went by himself lol, we all assumed he went with his wife or something).

His ladyboy fucks him

WOW they are really banning people for calling out a shill, lmao the guy isn't even verafied and got dat protection

Jokes on them, I'm not on *one who incoherently screeches*.

ONLY IN THE BEDROOM AM I RIGHT?