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« Reply #33720 on: July 31, 2019, 05:15:59 PM »
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The poor animals :brazilcry

These people are fucking delusional- there is nothing healthy about being overweight.  It's hard to shed the pounds, yeah- doesn't matter.  Stop being in denial and start working to do something about it.  Otherwise you deserve to be called a lazy, fat fuck.
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The worst part is they’re now involving other sentient life. These people shouldn’t be allowed to have pets. Imagine them talking this way about their own children.

Bring any overweight pet to a vet-- I guarantee they are going to warn them how dangerous it is for an animal to be overweight.  Our dog gained like a pound once and we were told to get that weight off ASAP (Was actually super easy to do, thankfully).

But I guess you would have to get off the couch and go waddle outside to get to a vet and that's not going to happen with these idiots.  Do they even WALK their dogs?  :-\

by the way, that pic with the fat Labrador has a happy ending

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And the kid even got a proper haircut

Kid's still a ginger, though.
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« Reply #33721 on: July 31, 2019, 05:16:54 PM »
BMI works if you’re proportioned normally.  For example my mom is 5’1” and my dad is 6’2”.  I’m 5’9” with a tall persons torso and a midgets 28” inseam.  The absolute lowest I can weigh is 200lbs when BMI says I should be 160lb.  That said, fat acceptance is definitely on the crazy side but BMI isn’t perfect either.  :trumps

200lbs is fat, fatty

Not for my body type!  :expert

We can’t all be built like your 105lb “18” y/o girlfriends

5'9 shorty.

You're fat and short, and let me guess, bald?

Hah my hair is like my fifth best feature, it’s so thick my barber charges me double.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33722 on: July 31, 2019, 05:20:10 PM »
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The poor animals :brazilcry

These people are fucking delusional- there is nothing healthy about being overweight.  It's hard to shed the pounds, yeah- doesn't matter.  Stop being in denial and start working to do something about it.  Otherwise you deserve to be called a lazy, fat fuck.
 :ufup

The worst part is they’re now involving other sentient life. These people shouldn’t be allowed to have pets. Imagine them talking this way about their own children.

seriously. at least the person answering the question stressed the importance of exercise. it might be my own prejudice talking here but i'm pretty sure the person asking the question was just looking for validation to feed their dog the same shitty food they eat themselves

and imagining them talking about their children that way wasn't particularly hard tbh  :-\

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33723 on: July 31, 2019, 05:20:39 PM »
BMI works if you’re proportioned normally.  For example my mom is 5’1” and my dad is 6’2”.  I’m 5’9” with a tall persons torso and a midgets 28” inseam.  The absolute lowest I can weigh is 200lbs when BMI says I should be 160lb.  That said, fat acceptance is definitely on the crazy side but BMI isn’t perfect either.  :trumps

200lbs is fat, fatty

Not for my body type!  :expert

We can’t all be built like your 105lb “18” y/o girlfriends

5'9 shorty.

You're fat and short, and let me guess, bald?

Hah my hair is like my fifth best feature, it’s so thick my barber charges me double.

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« Reply #33724 on: July 31, 2019, 05:26:52 PM »
People who get worked up about how pretend people are drawn are fucking raisin brains with nothing else good in their lives.

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« Reply #33725 on: July 31, 2019, 05:30:46 PM »
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The poor animals :brazilcry

These people are fucking delusional- there is nothing healthy about being overweight.  It's hard to shed the pounds, yeah- doesn't matter.  Stop being in denial and start working to do something about it.  Otherwise you deserve to be called a lazy, fat fuck.
 :ufup

The worst part is they’re now involving other sentient life. These people shouldn’t be allowed to have pets. Imagine them talking this way about their own children.

seriously. at least the person answering the question stressed the importance of exercise. it might be my own prejudice talking here but i'm pretty sure the person asking the question was just looking for validation to feed their dog the same shitty food they eat themselves

and imagining them talking about their children that way wasn't particularly hard tbh  :-\

The responder is still like, take your pet to a health at every size vet, basically a vet that agrees that pets should be able to eat whatever they want with no repercussion.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33727 on: July 31, 2019, 05:34:35 PM »
People who get worked up about how pretend people are drawn are fucking raisin brains with nothing else good in their lives.

https://twitter.com/rmoondreamer/status/1156513520323878914

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« Reply #33728 on: July 31, 2019, 05:39:30 PM »
Check out this character with PLENTY of room for organs!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33729 on: July 31, 2019, 05:40:14 PM »
People who get worked up about how pretend people are drawn are fucking raisin brains with nothing else good in their lives.

https://twitter.com/rmoondreamer/status/1156513520323878914

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« Reply #33730 on: July 31, 2019, 05:40:42 PM »
People who get worked up about how pretend people are drawn are fucking raisin brains with nothing else good in their lives.

https://twitter.com/rmoondreamer/status/1156513520323878914

 :neogaf



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33731 on: July 31, 2019, 05:44:35 PM »


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« Reply #33732 on: July 31, 2019, 05:47:42 PM »
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gotta have room in there for the enlarged heart that is going to kill them eventually.

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« Reply #33733 on: July 31, 2019, 05:58:59 PM »
where :clap are :clap :the :clap organs



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33734 on: July 31, 2019, 06:00:35 PM »
Relevant to Cindy's interests:


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« Reply #33735 on: July 31, 2019, 06:02:38 PM »
Scrolling and seeing a lot of fatness, time to sleep I guess

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« Reply #33737 on: July 31, 2019, 06:04:26 PM »
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« Reply #33738 on: July 31, 2019, 06:05:46 PM »
Relevant to Cindy's interests:

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Enjoy Zou. This is when the New World gets bananas and becomes top tier One Piece. Enjoy the ride. :jeb
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« Reply #33739 on: July 31, 2019, 06:10:25 PM »
that is some ugly ass art lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33740 on: July 31, 2019, 06:10:34 PM »
Life on the modern internet :

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I was going to post the pic of his debasement dinner with trump, but about half a dozen people beat me to it.

Only half a dozen ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot6-you-have-to-go-forwards-to-go-back.129453/post-23226122
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33741 on: July 31, 2019, 06:12:32 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33742 on: July 31, 2019, 06:14:56 PM »
FAT = WATER STORED IN THE FACE



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33744 on: July 31, 2019, 07:10:03 PM »
https://twitter.com/confusedophan/status/1156107226244927488

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-god-the-proportions-in-one-piece-are-all-messed-up.132198/post-23218037

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One piece is one of the ugliest fucking shows ever

You nerds might like it but be honest with yourselves

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Come on man the art is terrible

Im not even a One Piece fanboy, but is clear that Oda is anything but bad artist.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33745 on: July 31, 2019, 07:18:26 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33746 on: July 31, 2019, 07:18:57 PM »
big boned
big organed (overflowing organs?)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33747 on: July 31, 2019, 07:29:16 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33749 on: July 31, 2019, 07:35:16 PM »
Relevant to Cindy's interests:

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Nice value grouping.  ::)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33750 on: July 31, 2019, 07:37:02 PM »
lose hate not weight :dead

girl you gonna die at 40
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33751 on: July 31, 2019, 07:37:22 PM »
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they shuffle this large group of extremely winded people into the auditorium, get them seated, then shout "surprise actually this is an intervention" and they raise the curtain to reveal a hundred treadmills, whose distance counters slowly lower keys from the ceiling which will unlock the exit doors
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33752 on: July 31, 2019, 07:39:45 PM »
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1155629224440545282

Benji, if I send you a question, will you read it on youtube?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33753 on: July 31, 2019, 07:48:31 PM »
Yes. My answers will consistently break records.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33754 on: July 31, 2019, 07:54:03 PM »
Benji should have kept the fetish mask. Sale figures were finally sexy
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33755 on: July 31, 2019, 08:09:38 PM »
The passive aggressive implied slander of Benji-sales is disgraceful :bolo.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33756 on: July 31, 2019, 08:47:59 PM »
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« Reply #33757 on: July 31, 2019, 09:52:51 PM »
Lose hate not weight has to be the most primed statement without having the why not both gif directly after it

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33758 on: July 31, 2019, 10:51:38 PM »
Maybe it's just me, but my favorite organ is the butt.






I'm about 90% ready to start fat shaming but i need to watch the QT movie now.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33759 on: July 31, 2019, 10:57:59 PM »
My favourite organ is the face

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33760 on: August 01, 2019, 12:08:01 AM »


:lol Pathetic.

Edit:

If you can’t read the image it says:

We Know That:

- dieting is rooted in shame and self-blame
- dieting is damaging to our overall health and well-being, not health promoting
- diets just don’t work long term
- weight stigma is a form of oppression, and all forms of oppression are interconnected
- size diversity is a biological reality and deserves to be celebrated
- there are kinder, more sustainable ways to take care of our bodies
- there is an incredible community in Body Trust
- Body Trust is your birthright

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« Reply #33763 on: August 01, 2019, 12:17:42 AM »
Lol that fucker has never watched gundam or watched apocalypse now or something lmao
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33764 on: August 01, 2019, 12:22:59 AM »
weight stigma is a form of oppression
all forms of oppression are interconnected
??:??:??:??
PROFAT !
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« Reply #33765 on: August 01, 2019, 12:23:08 AM »
Lmao



:dead



:sabu :neogaf
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33766 on: August 01, 2019, 12:28:17 AM »
Maybe sarcasm ?

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Look there's clearly a lot of people who dislike Bernie, including me obviously, but everyone likes Warren. So why try to force Bernie down everyone's throats when there's already a perfect candidate that everyone likes?

:rollsafe

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-presidential-democratic-primary-debates-3-4-ot-july-30-31-2019.132091/post-23236779

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Bernie is too old and appeals to the same type of person as Warren. Anyway Bernie has too big an ego to be VP. Let him stay in the Senate wagging his fingers at people while Warren kicks as as President.
People don't care about Warren. She's a nobody and Trump's bitch.
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« Reply #33767 on: August 01, 2019, 12:30:26 AM »
Anyone who supports Bernie or Warren and roots against the other is a flat out biased fool especially after watching last night. They both support many of the same policies and very much allies. Anyone with sense would consider either one a victory.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33768 on: August 01, 2019, 12:31:24 AM »
Anyone who supports Bernie or Warren and roots against the other is a flat out biased fool especially watching last night. They both support many of the same policies and very much allies. Anyone with sense would consider either one a victory.

I’m curious who you’re rooting for

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« Reply #33769 on: August 01, 2019, 12:32:27 AM »
Anyone who supports Bernie or Warren and roots against the other is a flat out biased fool especially watching last night. They both support many of the same policies and very much allies. Anyone with sense would consider either one a victory.

I’m curious who you’re rooting for

Gabbard, Warren, Sanders. Either one. I’ll vote for Biden if he wins the nom. I will never vote for Kamala.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33770 on: August 01, 2019, 12:35:40 AM »
Anyone who supports Bernie or Warren and roots against the other is a flat out biased fool especially watching last night. They both support many of the same policies and very much allies. Anyone with sense would consider either one a victory.

I’m curious who you’re rooting for

Gabbard, Warren, Sanders. Either one. I’ll vote for Biden if he wins the nom. I will never vote for Kamala.

Oh I misread your post. I thought I read you were against Sanders/Warren, and I know you hate Harris, so I was wondering if you even liked anyone lmao

Yeah anyone who says they’re staunchly different is a doofus

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« Reply #33771 on: August 01, 2019, 12:45:20 AM »
Maybe it's just me, but my favorite organ is the butt.

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I'm about 90% ready to start fat shaming but i need to watch the QT movie now.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33774 on: August 01, 2019, 01:37:42 AM »
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You're getting put up in a hotel free of charge and you have the fucking audacity to say you're going to be homeless.

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Some mod just saved your ass

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33775 on: August 01, 2019, 01:43:14 AM »
Active member of hate site thebore.com FUME5 downplays homelessness, shocking.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33776 on: August 01, 2019, 01:47:59 AM »
:neogaf at OP not taking the L and digging deeper.

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It’s honestly a really cheap motel as my family can’t afford to have me stay somewhere nice. I believe it has a TV but I don’t think it’s one with an HDMI output.

No HDMI on the TV !?  :foxx Oh the humanity !

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I'm honestly afraid (...) The hotel is in a part of town that’s not so great and I’ve never stayed in one alone.

KEEP ON DOUBLING DOWN, MAN ! IT IS THE ERA WAY !
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33777 on: August 01, 2019, 01:56:10 AM »
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