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Kara

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33900 on: August 01, 2019, 03:10:27 PM »
Also the way people post on that forum is prime 00's gold. I need to start reading anime boards.

https://animebase.me/threads/forum-warriors-forum-user-personalities.766590/


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33902 on: August 01, 2019, 03:12:41 PM »
I think Cindi should keep posting fat acceptance memes, but only if she’s fair and balanced and also posts an equal amount of pro-ana memes.

Ana?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33903 on: August 01, 2019, 03:13:08 PM »
Anx :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33904 on: August 01, 2019, 03:14:43 PM »
Also the way people post on that forum is prime 00's gold. I need to start reading anime boards.

https://animebase.me/threads/forum-warriors-forum-user-personalities.766590/

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33905 on: August 01, 2019, 03:15:10 PM »
thats an illegal amount of money

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leigh alexander DEEP CUT

I mean who the fuck even knows anymore, it could be true I guess. But even with MS habit of throwing silly money at what they want I have a hard time believing it. Press seem to think he's getting 10-20m or so a year. A 150m$ / year deal sounds absurd.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33906 on: August 01, 2019, 03:18:50 PM »
one step away from posting michelle obama's cock

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33907 on: August 01, 2019, 03:19:19 PM »
thats an illegal amount of money

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VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33908 on: August 01, 2019, 03:19:36 PM »
Another successful cancellation by Era, BTW !
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33909 on: August 01, 2019, 03:19:56 PM »
I think Cindi should keep posting fat acceptance memes, but only if she’s fair and balanced and also posts an equal amount of pro-ana memes.

Ana?

Anorexia. EG: For Anorexia -> Pro-Ano.

Himu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33910 on: August 01, 2019, 03:20:12 PM »
𝓪nal

Love the specialized a.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33911 on: August 01, 2019, 03:24:51 PM »
women is a most dangerous creation (exept nice ones)...they are teh best actors...

women are more evil then satan.....they do teh dirtiest things human mind can't imagine..

they are teh reasons for breaking friendships amongst friends and reason why many families gets destroyed...and why societies ethically collapsed

i hope i won't fall with these category of women ...plz god give me a woman according to teh nature of my heart...


What is this :lol :dead
same guy after a weird derail about itachi fanboying
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nikkka u been saying u raped ur gf like days ago...and now u say raping is haram???.....now make up a mind or go trol somewhere else !!!!!!!!...


So uh mr rape clarifies in another thread:
https://animebase.me/threads/whats-teh-wierdest-syrangest-thing-that-happened-to-u-in-ur-life.769447/
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Yesterday I wanted to have *** with my girlfriend but she said that she has a migraine and wasn't in the mood but I was really horny so I forced myself on her. (my girlfriend loves rough *** so this isn't the first time I forced myself on her)

Anyway after I finished she was crying and was saying that I raped her. She said she was going to go to the police but I told her that if she goes to the police then I will show her the video clips of her performing oral *** on her 8 year old brother.

Anyway we agreed to just forget the whole incident.

Be honest that's your account bro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33912 on: August 01, 2019, 03:35:46 PM »
UHOH

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I saw a study saying if your parents are overweight there is a bigger chance you get autism as well.

I think there is much about it that people still don't know.


I have met some but I don't know if I can tell any differences between them and everyone else.

And there's another study saying if your parents are morons there is an excellent chance of you being one as well.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33913 on: August 01, 2019, 03:36:29 PM »
Animebase : more interesting than Neogaf in 2019.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33914 on: August 01, 2019, 03:40:01 PM »
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But maybe people would hide wounds and then turn into zombies or people would not trust anyone and shoot people who are innocent.

The only place that would survive would be the US cus they have guns.
Which is fine.

https://animebase.me/threads/if-a-zombie-apocalypse-were-to-occur-how-many-people-could-you-trust.769378/post-21952666
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33915 on: August 01, 2019, 03:42:58 PM »
I love how no one is phased by the minamoto guy and his indecipherable nonsense :lol
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33916 on: August 01, 2019, 03:46:07 PM »
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When I was a kid black people thought they were going to be huge. This one girl became corrupted with "you know" and fell for only black people. Later in life this beautiful chick ended up being a narcissist over her fantasies about black men. It's a real shame because it lowers the self esteem thinking black people are hung and white people are puny.

Being 29 years old I can see too many issues at my age. Some gang banger thought it was funny to think that two guys can pleasure a girl more easily with his buds, which is false because it would be uncomfortable and painful for the girl.

https://animebase.me/threads/internet-degeneracy-and-porn.768938/post-21944975

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You're so funny. I actually laughed out loud reading this. You definitely need to met some nice, black guys. Lot of them in my area. And good company. Wait, isn't the point of having coitus for girls feeling some sting of pain? You wouldn't go for the smallest genital if you had a choice to go for an upgrade, would you?

https://animebase.me/threads/internet-degeneracy-and-porn.768938/post-21950520

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33917 on: August 01, 2019, 03:47:56 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33918 on: August 01, 2019, 03:55:01 PM »
UHOH

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I saw a study saying if your parents are overweight there is a bigger chance you get autism as well.

I think there is much about it that people still don't know.


I have met some but I don't know if I can tell any differences between them and everyone else.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33919 on: August 01, 2019, 03:56:27 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ninja-leaves-twitch-now-streaming-on-mixer-exclusively.132387/post-23253965

Thanks Hobbes.  :lol

932 millions sounds legit.
Spending 1 billion on the trending thing of the day is very on-brand for Microsoft and probably true.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33920 on: August 01, 2019, 03:58:16 PM »
cihndee's captures are better than all that furry anime shit.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33921 on: August 01, 2019, 04:02:09 PM »
mods help
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33923 on: August 01, 2019, 04:17:41 PM »
http://web.archive.org/web/20190717000135/https://www.soule.lgbt/how-the-fat-activist-movement-could-be-killing-black-queer-women/

the internet machine is now making me happen upon this stuff
albeit through shitpost reddit

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33924 on: August 01, 2019, 04:25:55 PM »

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33925 on: August 01, 2019, 04:41:27 PM »
Why is that a wayback link?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33926 on: August 01, 2019, 04:43:46 PM »
What in the absolute fuck is anime base even

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« Reply #33927 on: August 01, 2019, 04:45:29 PM »
Why is that a wayback link?

because that's how it was where I found it

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33928 on: August 01, 2019, 04:51:35 PM »
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/trump%E2%80%99s-new-tariff-proposals-include-a-25-tax-on-video-game-consoles.1482745/post-254339176
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And Trump’s hats are made in America, it was third-party knock off’s that were made in China. Piracy shocker, I know.

 :smug checkmate liberals

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33929 on: August 01, 2019, 04:53:23 PM »
if there's one thing i think we all can agree on it's that the apostrophe isn't hard to use and it's infuriating when people pretending to be smart misuse it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33931 on: August 01, 2019, 05:46:26 PM »
He also posted this

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When I was in college I used to date a girl who I thought "was the one" you know as in the one i'll end up marrying and having kids with? She was the best girlfriend I have ever had and one of the reasons why I loved her was because she would let me have 𝓪nal *** with her. (studies have shown that only a few women ever attempt 𝓪nal *** and only a few actually enjoy it)

Fast forward three years and at this point my girlfriends asshole is almost as big as a chocolate chip cookie! (As to be expected since she only had 𝓪nal *** with me and never let me have vaginal *** with her)

I was getting really tired of having 𝓪nal *** with her. It was fun at first but now it has run its course. I started to miss the distinct beauty of the vagina and I wondered what it would be like to explore my girlfriends lady garden.

One day I got fed up with having 𝓪nal *** with her and I practically begged her let me have vaginal *** with her. She started crying and I was really confused and I asked her "whats wrong? why are you acting this way? are you a virgin? are you afraid that it will hurt?"

My girlfriend then lifted up her skirt, removed her underwear and revealed that she had a penis...

Anyway this was 2 years ago and now after years of therapy and cocaine, I am now in a happy and healthy relationship with a woman that is 100% a women.

Come on, he's full of shit
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33932 on: August 01, 2019, 05:50:00 PM »
ah this GTA Online sees biggest player numbers since release following launch of Casino thread is providing good schadenfreude.

Not quite a CDPR, or KCD thread, but an ok amount.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33933 on: August 01, 2019, 05:51:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1156791059940282368

Hi, Takes/banbot. We know you're taking from Bork-man, at least credit where it's due.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33934 on: August 01, 2019, 06:21:17 PM »
giving credit for reading forum posts :lol

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« Reply #33935 on: August 01, 2019, 06:23:52 PM »
Rest of the world, do y’all really want China to be the big dog of the world? America kinda sucks at it, but at least we give you guys Marvel movies, so we have that compared to China. We also have Keanu Reaves, y’all seem weirdly thirsty for that boy recently.

Peak era

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33936 on: August 01, 2019, 06:35:30 PM »
Totalitarian state does totalitarian thing

Progressives and liberals are shocked their worldview is crushed
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33937 on: August 01, 2019, 06:39:21 PM »
Isn't Keanu Canadian

Also not a Reaves

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Ryan Reaves is also a Canadian
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33938 on: August 01, 2019, 06:43:11 PM »
VGK :rejoice

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33939 on: August 01, 2019, 06:57:33 PM »
Resetera : religious people are destroying the planet. They're anti science and support Trump

*china enforces religious ban *

Resetera

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33940 on: August 01, 2019, 07:04:54 PM »
Rest of the world, do y’all really want China to be the big dog of the world? America kinda sucks at it, but at least we give you guys Marvel movies, so we have that compared to China. We also have Keanu Reaves, y’all seem weirdly thirsty for that boy recently.

Peak era

 :lol a ROC tweet in the OP

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33941 on: August 01, 2019, 07:08:43 PM »
Shugga banned again right after he got back off a 5 day ban, but for what?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33942 on: August 01, 2019, 07:12:36 PM »
Shugga banned again right after he got back off a 5 day ban, but for what?
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Hey, dozens of millions of americans are okay with rape and pedophilia because their champion did it, crunch is pretty mild in comparison
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User banned (1 week): inflammatory community generalizations and commentary + long history of infractions
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kojima-is-crunching-to-meet-death-strandings-release-date.132353/post-23248796

 :noooo

Can't even bring up child rape in a thread about videogame crunch. What is RE turning into

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33943 on: August 01, 2019, 07:15:31 PM »
America once again leading the way against authoritarian China by hitting them with tariffs

:bow Trump the Master :bow2

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33944 on: August 01, 2019, 07:17:30 PM »
Everytime i hit the refresh button, my browser flashes a millisecond of that fucking furry image from the top of the page and it scares me because I forget it's there.  I want to fucking kill you Philip

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33946 on: August 01, 2019, 07:25:21 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/22-percent-of-millennials-say-they-have-“no-friends-vox.132458/

 This is going to be amazing :rejoice

All of my close friends moved out of the country for new jobs. I'm too old to go make new ones anyhow.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33947 on: August 01, 2019, 07:32:17 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/22-percent-of-millennials-say-they-have-“no-friends-vox.132458/

 This is going to be amazing :rejoice

All of my close friends moved out of the country for new jobs. I'm too old to go make new ones anyhow.

You aren’t even a millennial :bolo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33948 on: August 01, 2019, 07:32:51 PM »
Having people who love and care about you is overrated

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33949 on: August 01, 2019, 07:41:04 PM »
Quote from: StrangerDanger, post: 23262026, member: 46004
The internet says i can't make friends with women because they will friend zone me.
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Quote from: kittens, post: 23262284, member: 12022
Screens and capitalism are eating away at our social connections. We're losing the experience, skills, and practices that help us make community.
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Most of my few friends are from work and unfortunately my closest friend (also whom I have a crush on) is leaving tomorrow. We'll still be in contact, but still sucks I won't get to see her everyday.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33951 on: August 01, 2019, 08:36:45 PM »
It's hard to be positive when you could reduce the US to zero emissions and it would only slow it down due to other nations.

But let's be real. When it comes to the point that we HAVE to reduce global CO2 emissions, the US will just reduce everyone else to zero by bombs or computer attacks.

 :mindblown

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33952 on: August 01, 2019, 09:43:19 PM »
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When even Biden does better than you on climate its bad,

of all the things to shit on when it come to biden.....

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33954 on: August 01, 2019, 09:59:18 PM »
giving credit for reading forum posts :lol

Might as well get more terrible posters here. :trumps


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33957 on: August 01, 2019, 10:07:50 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/today-i-realized-my-dream-car-model-and-color-i-was-saving-up-to-buy-is-no-longer-available-for-purchase.132442/

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33958 on: August 01, 2019, 10:08:49 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #33959 on: August 01, 2019, 10:10:59 PM »
... wut

I also don’t get the Hitler youth thing ???
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