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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53100 on: November 14, 2019, 09:28:19 AM »
Shenmue fans need to step up to the plate over the next few days and show the nindendies what some real wild boyz look like  :rash

We're so used to disappointment that it'll be just another day.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53101 on: November 14, 2019, 11:08:23 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53102 on: November 14, 2019, 11:10:48 AM »
what does "winning the war" mean? do they think they'll stop the game from coming out? :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53103 on: November 14, 2019, 11:22:17 AM »
 :miyamoto
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53104 on: November 14, 2019, 11:23:23 AM »
Walking advert minions :heh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53105 on: November 14, 2019, 11:28:14 AM »
#GameFreakLied


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53106 on: November 14, 2019, 11:43:07 AM »
Counterpoint: Japan made Pokemon Sword and Shield. We must keep fighting until they are driven out.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53107 on: November 14, 2019, 11:56:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Liu311/status/1195006155036061696

Normal people

I see this as the classic "boycott Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" situation- all of these guys are going to buy this game tomorrow or have already pre-purchased/pre-loaded it.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53108 on: November 14, 2019, 12:00:13 PM »
Keeping all these factors in mind? How is Japan not, objectively, the best country in the world?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53109 on: November 14, 2019, 12:00:34 PM »
How is Japan, Objectively, Not the Best Country in the World?

B. It cannot have been directly involved in an armed conflict within the past 30-40 years.

lucky that clause is there that precludes all the countries that aren't permabanned from having an actual military for war crime atrocity reasons, eh?

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« Reply #53110 on: November 14, 2019, 12:02:40 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-feminist-a-short-story-by-tony-tulathimutte.152903/

The short story is actually pretty horrible and I gave in 4 paragraphs in. Thread should be good tho.
I thought the story was OK, but the real entertainment comes from watching them try and understand a story that wasn't written by Disney. It's like watching a dog do a jigsaw.

which is weird, because the scenario portrayed of nobody wanting to fuck them even though they profess all the right talking points and just becoming a toxic fucking online asshole is a lot more relatable to they/them than being just one of the most special people on earth and being adulated for using their special skills is

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« Reply #53111 on: November 14, 2019, 12:04:10 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-lost-my-best-friend-and-the-first-woman-i-properly-loved.152989/

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I just want to preface this by saying that I'm not looking for sympathy, I'm very aware of how I was wrong in this situation, what I should have done and what I should do now. This is a situation I've been dealing with for the past 14 months or so, and haven't been able to speak to anyone about it. Literally never breathed a word of it to anyone, and I just need to let some stuff off my chest. This will probably be a long read, and may not make sense in parts, I'm very emotional right now and I'm just rattling stuff off as it comes to me. There's also probably more to this story, but a lot of what seems relevant to me may not be to someone on the outside, so I'll probably leave a bunch of stuff out.

Over a year ago now I started a new job. Nothing exciting, for a pretty small company looking to expand. The day I started, 2 other new people started along side me. One of this was a girl, we'll call her Sarah. I thought Sarah was cute, but I was in a relationship and she was married so I never thought of her as anything other than a colleague. We never spoke outside of work and I never thought of her outside of work unless it was for work reasons, but in work we got along really really well. We shared a desk and were basically in our own team, so we spoke to each other much more than we spoke to anyone else in the office. Around Halloween last year, I started developing a bit of a crush on her and started thinking about her a bit more, but nothing serious. I never even entertained the idea of doing anything about it or it leading to anything, because again we were both in long term relationships, and I just assumed it would pass eventually as crushes usually do.

Then the Christmas office party happened. The whole office went for dinner and drinks, management paid for everything. Later in the evening everyone was pretty drunk but all still in good spirits. At one point Sarah grabbed me by the hand and dragged me up to dance. There was a guy in a corner of the bar playing an acoustic guitar set, so we went over to him and started dancing. At one point she turned away from me to watch the guy play, so I just sort of stood there behind her drinking my pint. I'm not sure exactly when it started, but at a point I noticed that she had backed up into me and was rubbing her butt against my crotch. I sort of just froze, I didn't know what to do. I couldn't tell if she realised she was doing it or if she was just that drunk, but then she reached around and grabbed my hand and put it around her waist. I was shocked and again just sort of froze not really knowing what to do, then she turned around and pulled me in and kissed me. I kissed her back for a second or two then pulled away and said we shouldn't be doing this. She just looked up at me and gave me this smile that I can still see today and from that moment I was lost. I kissed her back. We spent most of the night kissing, in the bar, outside, in the lobby of her apartment building. She went upstairs to her apartment and I went home and that was that.

The next day I woke up to a message from her. We'd exchanged numbers pretty soon after we started working together but had never messaged each other before, it was really just in case of work stuff. We messaged for a bit about what had happened. I felt guilty and was really apologetic, but she seemed fine with it. Very much a "We were drunk, we only kissed, it's not a big deal, we're fine". I was relieved to hear her say that because she was the one that was married, so if she didn't think it was a big deal then that made me feel a bit better. That said, I'd never kissed anyone else in the entire 8 years I was with my partner, so I still felt guilty about that. I never told her, but about a week later I broke up with her. Not because of the kiss, the was more of a symptom than a cause. Things weren't great between us for a long time so I decided it was time to end it. I moved out and that was pretty much that.

Since that first message after the Christmas party, we began messaging constantly. All day every day, sometimes even in work while we were sitting next to each other. Around 2 weeks after the Christmas party, Sarah decided that she wanted to try and organise another round of drinks as there was a local beer market happening. I, sort of jokingly, suggested that it might be more fun if just the two of us went and she agreed. So the plan was for us to go for a few drinks on Friday after work, just the two of us. On Thursday, she came in to work and was clearly sick. Her daughter had just gotten over the chicken pox, and as Sarah had never had them as a child, she seemed to have picked them up. No spots or anything yet, just feverish and stuff. She worked from home on Friday and while she still wanted to go for drinks, didn't want to go out into a public place with chicken pox in case she spread them around so I suggested I grab a bottle of wine and call round to her apartment (Her husband had flown to a different city that day to spend Christmas with his mum, Sarah was due to join him the next day).

Round at her apartment we spent hours chatting, went through a couple of bottles of wine, and ended up kissing again. I think we both knew it was going to happen and we both wanted it to happen, but were just scared because of the obvious messiness of the situation. I decided I should go, because even though I wanted to kiss her I still felt guilty about it. About 5 minutes after I left she messaged me telling me how wet she was. I was, again, shocked but it was also incredibly hot. I told her that it sucked that I had to wait until I had to get home to masturbate and she replied saying she didn't have to wait and was about to start. After that, things really escalated between us.

We messaged constantly over the Christmas break, and when she came back and we were both in work, things started really heating up between us. We'd make excuses to go out for drinks at least once a week, a couple of times a week I'd drive her up to her daughters daycare and drop her off. Both were just excuses to sit and make out. We started sending each other sexually explicit texts in work. She'd go into the bathroom, take a photo of herself topless then wait until she was back at the desk before sending it to me just so she could see my reaction. We talked about sex constantly, what we wanted to do to each other, the fantasises we had about each other. We'd send nudes, videos of ourselves masturbating, mutual masturbation over video call when we could. We'd go into the bathrooms of the office, literally about 8ft away from our desk, to make out. One day we went for a walk to the shop on our lunch, and about halfway through the walk when no one was around she opened her coat to reveal that she wasn't wearing a top or bra underneath. It was all incredibly hot, and very exciting and everything was great for a few months.

Eventually, I started to realise that I was properly falling in love with her. I didn't know at the time if she felt the same, I had always gotten the vibe that from her this was purely sexual. But, it became clear over time that she had feelings for me too. Maybe not love, but she openly admitted that she had really strong feelings for me past just a crush. We talked constantly, openly about everything. I talked to her about things that even my partner of 8 years didn't know. We made each other laugh constantly, we just completely got each other. To use her words, we just really clicked" She'd talk to me about her husband, and occasionally mention things like him saying that the only reason they were still married was because they had a kid together. She talked about how she loved him, but she had loved other people in the past more than she loves him. I tried to not ask her too much about her relationship with her husband, both because I didn't feel like it was appropriate and also because I just didn't want to talk to the girl I was falling in love with about her husband. But from what she did say about him I always got the impression that they married because she fell pregnant and they felt like that was the right thing to do. Her especially, she comes from a background where having a child outside of marriage is very much looked down upon.

She tried to call things off a few times, not so much because she felt guilty, but because she was scared of her husband finding out. But, we always ended up back seeing each other again after a day or two. We just couldn't keep away from each other, made more difficult by the fact we spent 40 hours a week sitting next to each other. A couple of months ago, she made it clear that she really wanted to stop. I'd gotten her a card for a specific occasion, and her husband found it. He already knew I existed, and I think he was already a little jealous and suspicious of me, but he found the card and the note I'd written in it and called her out on it. There was nothing sexual or even romantic in the card, but the fact that I'd gotten her a card at all was enough for him challenge her. She denied that anything was happening, but then made it clear to me that things had to stop. I obviously didn't want to because at this point I was completely in love with her, but I understood. We still messaged as friends, but pretty much everything else had stopped. We still flirted, and on a couple of occasions we sexted but nothing physical happened between us since.

About 2 months ago now, she left the company we worked at. She got a much better job and although I was pretty down that I wasn't going to be seeing her every day, I was stoked for her getting a better position for much higher pay. Between leaving our company and starting a new one, there was about a one month gap where she was out of work. The day after she left, I called round to her apartment during my lunch hour and we chatted for ages about her leaving, what it mean, how it made us feel. It ended with me trying to kiss her, and her asking me not to. I can't really explain why I did. In the moment, I know she wanted me to kiss her, but she didn't at the same time. It's hard to explain. I know she wanted me to kiss her though, she hasn't outright denied that. Around 2 weeks ago, we were meeting up a lot. Her husbands mother was over and staying with them for a few week, her husband still had work during the day so she was looking for any excuse to leave the house. We went for pints, spent entire days together (I took PTO from work) and things were nice. One day she messaged me in the evening saying she felt really lonely after leaving me that day, and I felt the same. I know I was still in love with her, those feelings went away, and I was starting to feel that she still felt the same way about me.

Last Friday we went out as a group for drinks. A couple of people from the office, her and one other guy who had left for another company a couple of weeks prior. It was a good night, nothing happened, everyone just chatted and went home early enough. The next day we were messaging as normal, until some time in the late afternoon. I sent her a message and she didn't reply to it all evening. I didn't think much of it at the time, but when she still hadn't replied the next morning I thought that was weird. Normally she messages me pretty much as soon as she gets up. I set her a message in the afternoon asking if everything was ok, and she read it but didn't reply. I sent her another message that evening wishing her good luck in her new job (which she was starting the next day), and the next morning she still hadn't replied. At this point I was getting genuinely worried that something had happened to her. I sent her another message (Around 7:30am on Monday morning, the last message I'd received from her was around 3pm on Saturday) just saying "Please let me know you're ok". The reply I got was like being hit by a truck.

"My husband has read all our chats, I've fucked up the one thing I truly cared about. I can't be a part of this friendship any more, I'm sorry. Please stay away, I really mean it".

I immediately replied asking if I could call her so we could talk and she just replied "no". I sent another couple off messages since then, to no reply. I couldn't deal with that. Over the past year, aside from falling in love with her and all that other stuff, she had become my best friend. The person I could speak to about anything at any time, and to go from messaging constantly every day to just complete silence just broke me. It feels like she's died or something. I sent her one last message last night. I've since deleted it, so I'm paraphrasing, but I basically said "I'm having a really hard time dealing with this. I can't just go from messaging you every day and seeing you all the time to losing you completely over night. If you think that trying to work things out with your husband is what's really best for you then I obviously want you to do that, and I I know you don't owe me anything, but I need more closure than that. It's too hard for me to just pretend you don't exist all of a sudden. Please just say anything to me, tell me how you're doing, how your new jobs is. Just something" to which she replied "I'm sorry you feel that way, try to find your own way to move past this and don't message me again".

So that's where I'm at now. I don't know what to do. I feel like my life has been ripped from me. Even though I never really had her, I've lost the woman I love in the space of a day. From constant messaging and chatting every day, to her telling me never to message her again. Again, I get why, but that doesn't make it any easier. It's like I'm going through a break up with something I wasn't in a relationship with. When she said things had to stop, that really sucked but I was ok with it because I still got to be friends with her, and hang out with her and talk to her. I was moving on in my own way, I was still in love with her but I was getting better at pushing that aside and just being friends. But now, I don't even have that. I've completely lost her. When she sent me that message on Monday, I just walked out of work and didn't go back until today. I spent the last 2 days drinking heavily, crying and having panic attacks. I'm back in work today, but I can't stop thinking about her. It's taking all my strength not to just call her and try to talk to her. Aside from the whole infidelity thing, I don't think I've done anything "wrong" in the sense that I haven't done anything to make her angry at me. I think that's the hardest part, those last 2 blunt messages. I can't read tone over text, so I've no idea if she's sad when she's sending them, or angry, or indifferent. I don't know anything. That's what's killing me. I feel like if I knew she was hurting over this too, that would make it easier for me, but in my head I just keep thinking she's angry and me and that makes it impossible to stop thinking about. I just want to try and smooth things over with her, but in the last message I sent her (Before she replied saying "don't message her again") I promised her it would be the last message I ever send her unless she wanted to speak to me, and I don't want to break that promise.

If you took the time to read all that, then I seriously thank you. I don't need anyone to say anything, I just needed to get everything off my chest to try and start moving on from all this.

Brace yourselves lads.

this is honestly one of the worst dear penthouse letters i have ever read

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53112 on: November 14, 2019, 12:05:36 PM »
what does "winning the war" mean? do they think they'll stop the game from coming out? :lol

they're only buying one regular copy of each of the games, not the steelbook, take that nintendo

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« Reply #53113 on: November 14, 2019, 12:11:18 PM »
Pokemon Sword and Shield is the most appalling offense and betrayal perpetrated by the Japanese since Pearl Harbor.  :bolo
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« Reply #53114 on: November 14, 2019, 12:28:40 PM »
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I showed my gf the post that I quoted. She had a good laugh. And she's trans.

This is typical ERA toxicity, where everything is black and white. I got shit on in another topic for being anti-lgbt while being part of that group. I got shit on by people for being anti-that, hating that, while these people fight for better Switch Icons in their spare time.... the same night I was part of a demonstration in my city. It's just ridiculous. I will watch the Globes. With my gf. With our friends. With other trans folk. And we will have great night. So that's that. I'm out.
I don't believe any of this.

Also;
 - there's no such thing as purity tests
 - #cancelculture doesn't exist
 - we've always been at war with eurasia

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« Reply #53115 on: November 14, 2019, 12:29:37 PM »
He destroyed a marriage, falls in love with her and never got any pussy. What a loser.
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« Reply #53116 on: November 14, 2019, 12:45:39 PM »
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I showed my gf the post that I quoted. She had a good laugh. And she's trans.

This is typical ERA toxicity, where everything is black and white. I got shit on in another topic for being anti-lgbt while being part of that group. I got shit on by people for being anti-that, hating that, while these people fight for better Switch Icons in their spare time.... the same night I was part of a demonstration in my city. It's just ridiculous. I will watch the Globes. With my gf. With our friends. With other trans folk. And we will have great night. So that's that. I'm out.
I don't believe any of this.

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 - #cancelculture doesn't exist
 - we've always been at war with eurasia

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The ol' "I'm black and" posts.

It's funny how identity suddenly doesn't matter to them when someone goes against the grain

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53117 on: November 14, 2019, 12:47:13 PM »


that ricky gervais 'one joke' and the inherent transphobia of making a joke at someone who is trans expense. Not ABOUT their identity. That they are the target of a joke. Period.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53118 on: November 14, 2019, 12:48:53 PM »
The true black people are fat white women on twitter who act like they’re Malcolm x every one knows that  :pimp
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« Reply #53119 on: November 14, 2019, 12:54:06 PM »
and im just gonna come right out and say in the year of fucking epstein if you're sat there thinking gervais doesn't have any material that isn't just going to be about you and your special interest group... woo.

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« Reply #53120 on: November 14, 2019, 01:07:17 PM »
I skimmed through, but OP got mad at a married woman's husband because he got "jealous" when OP got caught sending an 'innocent' card.

This was after months of emotional cheating, sending nudes, masturbating to each other, public exhibitionism on the way to lunch etc.

 :neogaf

Don't forget the usual REEE/GAF move of continuing to pursue someone after they clearly told you no because of the feels.

Like no shit, she's gonna choose her husband and kid over some doofus she worked with for a year and fooled around with a few times after getting shitfaced drunk.

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« Reply #53121 on: November 14, 2019, 01:08:05 PM »
Double post

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« Reply #53122 on: November 14, 2019, 01:49:02 PM »
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When PC Principal asks Heather to leave, he is accused of being a transphobe, which suggests that trans women are quick to call someone a transphobe when met with any kind of criticism—an unfair claim for the show to make.

Perhaps they're levying that criticism at a very particular kind of subset of that group, that I'm sure nobody here has ever encountered.

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« Reply #53123 on: November 14, 2019, 01:57:52 PM »
I skimmed through, but OP got mad at a married woman's husband because he got "jealous" when OP got caught sending an 'innocent' card.

This was after months of emotional cheating, sending nudes, masturbating to each other, public exhibitionism on the way to lunch etc.

 :neogaf

Don't forget the usual REEE/GAF move of continuing to pursue someone after they clearly told you no because of the feels.

Like no shit, she's gonna choose her husband and kid over some doofus she worked with for a year and fooled around with a few times after getting shitfaced drunk.
I don't believe the husband found out story. I think she found some other dude at the new job she told him not to worry about.  :hmm
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« Reply #53124 on: November 14, 2019, 02:02:44 PM »
OK Boomer

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« Reply #53125 on: November 14, 2019, 02:05:34 PM »
I skimmed through, but OP got mad at a married woman's husband because he got "jealous" when OP got caught sending an 'innocent' card.

This was after months of emotional cheating, sending nudes, masturbating to each other, public exhibitionism on the way to lunch etc.

 :neogaf

Don't forget the usual REEE/GAF move of continuing to pursue someone after they clearly told you no because of the feels.

Like no shit, she's gonna choose her husband and kid over some doofus she worked with for a year and fooled around with a few times after getting shitfaced drunk.
I don't believe the husband found out story. I think she found some other dude at the new job she told him not to worry about.  :hmm

Probably most of the story is bullshit.  Just waaaaaaaay too many details.  Like there's no way the husband wouldn't know that the wife is constantly texting some other guy and offices are gossipy as fuck, they coiuldn't sit there and jack/jill off in the office every day without management saying something.  Plus shit like making out with her at the daycare's parking lot?  Yeah right.  More than likely he tried drunkenly groping her at the Christmas party, she said no, and he and kept being creepy to the point that she had to quit.

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« Reply #53126 on: November 14, 2019, 02:09:47 PM »
The best part of the story is he leaves her apartment she texts him to say she so wet.
But rain man over here can’t take the fucking hint so drives home to have a a wank. Autistic much?

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« Reply #53127 on: November 14, 2019, 02:12:35 PM »
The emotional side of the affair is way more damaging than the fucking part anyway.

If he was on here, sure filler would have been spamming the poor guy for the vids and pics.

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« Reply #53128 on: November 14, 2019, 02:15:55 PM »
Cheebo and MuteKi are such petty pieces of shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-sword-and-shield-review-thread-read-staff-post.152612/page-74#post-26457078

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This meme is not funny, and never has been. Its used to bully people who just happen to like things the other person doesn't like.

Not to mention it comes from a Youtube channel with a very problematic history with racism and sexism. Please don't spam that awful meme here.

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« Reply #53129 on: November 14, 2019, 02:18:23 PM »
I think cheebo is one of the worst posters on reset change my mind

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« Reply #53130 on: November 14, 2019, 02:22:02 PM »
I think cheebo is one of the worst posters on reset change my mind

I think Cheebo needs some serious help, nobody can be this invested into the culture war surrounding Star Wars that is mainly taking place in his own head.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53131 on: November 14, 2019, 02:28:08 PM »
Cheebo and MuteKi are such petty pieces of shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-sword-and-shield-review-thread-read-staff-post.152612/page-74#post-26457078

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This meme is not funny, and never has been. Its used to bully people who just happen to like things the other person doesn't like.

Not to mention it comes from a Youtube channel with a very problematic history with racism and sexism. Please don't spam that awful meme here.

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RLM is pure trash and very problematic. Era is above posting memes from them. We aren't 4chan.

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4chan, notorious for posting RLM memes

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« Reply #53132 on: November 14, 2019, 02:28:47 PM »
30 minute warning before X019 starts.

I hope you bois like Sea of thieves because boy is there a lot of thieving on these here seas!
Also some third party games coming to Xbox that weren't on Xbox before.
An acquisition that's going to spawn a 40 page thread on REE and last but not least a new Rare IP that's actually maybe not so new.

All that and more coming up in 30.

So grab a cuppa, text your wet office gal you're going to masturbate at home instead, ignore politics for an hour and ENJOY!

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« Reply #53133 on: November 14, 2019, 02:35:54 PM »
Keeping all these factors in mind? How is Japan not, objectively, the best country in the world?
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Ummm, censored porn?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53134 on: November 14, 2019, 02:38:03 PM »


that ricky gervais 'one joke' and the inherent transphobia of making a joke at someone who is trans expense. Not ABOUT their identity. That they are the target of a joke. Period.

everyone who laughed is on hobbes list now. they will pay.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53135 on: November 14, 2019, 02:41:25 PM »
I skimmed through, but OP got mad at a married woman's husband because he got "jealous" when OP got caught sending an 'innocent' card.

This was after months of emotional cheating, sending nudes, masturbating to each other, public exhibitionism on the way to lunch etc.

 :neogaf

Don't forget the usual REEE/GAF move of continuing to pursue someone after they clearly told you no because of the feels.

Like no shit, she's gonna choose her husband and kid over some doofus she worked with for a year and fooled around with a few times after getting shitfaced drunk.
I don't believe the husband found out story. I think she found some other dude at the new job she told him not to worry about.  :hmm

Probably most of the story is bullshit.  Just waaaaaaaay too many details.  Like there's no way the husband wouldn't know that the wife is constantly texting some other guy and offices are gossipy as fuck, they coiuldn't sit there and jack/jill off in the office every day without management saying something.  Plus shit like making out with her at the daycare's parking lot? Yeah right.  More than likely he tried drunkenly groping her at the Christmas party, she said no, and he and kept being creepy to the point that she had to quit.
This whole thing was just DigitalOP's wank fantasy while he was waiting outside the child care centre wasn't it?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53136 on: November 14, 2019, 02:43:09 PM »
The OP requested a self ban  :maf

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53137 on: November 14, 2019, 02:46:35 PM »
Resetera is a caring community.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53138 on: November 14, 2019, 02:49:25 PM »
I think cheebo is one of the worst posters on reset change my mind

I think Cheebo needs some serious help, nobody can be this invested into the culture war surrounding Star Wars that is mainly taking place in his own head.

I dunno why RE woke brigade cares so much about it to support Cheebo rants. In that regard, why are woke journos so interested in people bitching about Pokémon, Star Wars Battlefront didn’t get the same treatment.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53139 on: November 14, 2019, 02:49:27 PM »
Cheebo and MuteKi are such petty pieces of shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-sword-and-shield-review-thread-read-staff-post.152612/page-74#post-26457078

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This meme is not funny, and never has been. Its used to bully people who just happen to like things the other person doesn't like.

Not to mention it comes from a Youtube channel with a very problematic history with racism and sexism. Please don't spam that awful meme here.
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« Reply #53140 on: November 14, 2019, 02:58:42 PM »
X019 2 minute warning!
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53141 on: November 14, 2019, 03:03:23 PM »
I'm sorry to report the brands are at it again
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53142 on: November 14, 2019, 03:04:05 PM »

Quote from: Cheebo
RLM is pure trash and very problematic. Era is above posting memes from them. We aren't 4chan.


4Chan has a number of actively participating industry professionals and videogame insiders who leak details of upcoming games  :success

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« Reply #53143 on: November 14, 2019, 03:06:47 PM »
FACT CHECK: They do not have vERAfied industry veterans like Krejlooc or Hobbes. :ufup

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53144 on: November 14, 2019, 03:10:04 PM »
I skimmed through, but OP got mad at a married woman's husband because he got "jealous" when OP got caught sending an 'innocent' card.

This was after months of emotional cheating, sending nudes, masturbating to each other, public exhibitionism on the way to lunch etc.

 :neogaf

Don't forget the usual REEE/GAF move of continuing to pursue someone after they clearly told you no because of the feels.

Like no shit, she's gonna choose her husband and kid over some doofus she worked with for a year and fooled around with a few times after getting shitfaced drunk.
I don't believe the husband found out story. I think she found some other dude at the new job she told him not to worry about.  :hmm

Probably most of the story is bullshit.  Just waaaaaaaay too many details.  Like there's no way the husband wouldn't know that the wife is constantly texting some other guy and offices are gossipy as fuck, they coiuldn't sit there and jack/jill off in the office every day without management saying something.  Plus shit like making out with her at the daycare's parking lot? Yeah right.  More than likely he tried drunkenly groping her at the Christmas party, she said no, and he and kept being creepy to the point that she had to quit.
This whole thing was just DigitalOP's wank fantasy while he was waiting outside the child care centre wasn't it?

Talking about DigitalOP

Where did he go? Was he an enzom alt after all?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53145 on: November 14, 2019, 03:17:10 PM »

Quote from: Cheebo
RLM is pure trash and very problematic. Era is above posting memes from them. We aren't 4chan.


4Chan has a number of actively participating industry professionals and videogame insiders who leak details of upcoming games  :success

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughgh those insiders are probably gamers unlike ree's upstanding industry insiders

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53146 on: November 14, 2019, 03:20:58 PM »
If I need to guess, is more convenient for leakers you post on 4chan given how hard Gaf destroyed their leakers.

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« Reply #53147 on: November 14, 2019, 03:25:48 PM »
Everyone knows they should leak to Nintex so he can put it in the bloodstream of the internet  :dice
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53148 on: November 14, 2019, 03:40:13 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/south-park-mocks-trans-athlete-with-a-transphobic-episode.153068/

I’m surprised South Park isn’t already on the banned list of content they don’t support.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53149 on: November 14, 2019, 03:47:20 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/south-park-mocks-trans-athlete-with-a-transphobic-episode.153068/

I’m surprised South Park isn’t already on the banned list of content they don’t support.

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Gonna take a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild guess;

the user who on page 1 points out none of the people frothing at the mouth about transphobia actually watched the episode gets 'actioned'.

the stack of people quoting him going "WELL? AND? YOUR POINT?" get nothing

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« Reply #53150 on: November 14, 2019, 03:52:41 PM »
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Depends on what is meanr dirty tricks. Anything that is not illegal or against the law should be utilized. Definitely stretch what the law allows you to do.

But I want them to do this after they have a stronger hold on government. Once they do then they should be doing all to consolidate their power. Gerrymander states in their favor, pack the courts, change filibuster and get DC/PR statehoods. Stack the deck in your favor.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-democrats-continue-to-take-the-high-road-and-play-fair-or-should-they-use-every-dirty-trick-they-can.153103/

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53151 on: November 14, 2019, 04:02:20 PM »
A 16 year old asian boy shot some people at a California school this morning



Shosta hasnt been online all day

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« Reply #53152 on: November 14, 2019, 04:11:12 PM »
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Trey and Matt used edgy comedy to spread their shitty libertarian views.

You know who else uses edgy comedy to spread their shitty libertarian views right here on the Bire?

Thats right, shosta.

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« Reply #53153 on: November 14, 2019, 04:20:27 PM »
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I miss the good pop stars like Al B. Sure! and Jody Watley

Mobiln just turned me into a soapy naked 13yr old singing in the shower before school.
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« Reply #53154 on: November 14, 2019, 04:20:37 PM »
Are people really out here watching the Season 23 of South Park, going "Oh dear, well this time they've gone too far!"  :foodcourt
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HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #53155 on: November 14, 2019, 04:25:52 PM »
Wasn't it conservatives who used to be mad south park?

Ghoul

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« Reply #53156 on: November 14, 2019, 04:26:12 PM »
Never thought shosta would turn the gun on himself before Hobbes but here we are.

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« Reply #53157 on: November 14, 2019, 04:36:02 PM »
ERA legit never recovered from the debut of the PC Principal character a few years back. Sensitive snowflakes ahoy!

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« Reply #53158 on: November 14, 2019, 04:39:11 PM »
It's strange how Ree suddenly discovered and realized South Park's "problematic" content after it introduced the character PC Principal. Before that, they were just fine watching SP with no issues. It wasn't until PC Principal appeared that Ree and many in leftwing circles started to have a problem with the show.

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« Reply #53159 on: November 14, 2019, 04:41:27 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uninvited-vs-unannounced-am-i-in-the-wrong.153112/

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I had a huge fight with my boyfriend last night because he wasn’t understanding the difference between the two.

We had a fight Sunday night, but made up Monday morning. We had plans to go watch Doc Sleep together & meet up at 3pm since the movie was 3:15. If anything, we’d get food after.

Prior to that, he asked what time we should meet up since he comes over to my house from time to time to hook up. He wondered if he should come over earlier. I said no, I’m not in the mood as I had a huge headache and nausea, plus I had a phone interview that was going to happen around 12pm so my main priority was to ace the phone interview and then hopefully land the in person interview. Not to mention, we just came out of a huge argument, the last thing I wanna do is sleep with you after making up.

He proceeds to then ask me what my interview time was. Me being me, I didn’t answer him & he said “if you don’t answer me, I’ll just show up at your house”

For starters, I laughed it off for many reasons.
1) Nobody I know in their right mind would show up at one’s house uninvited - but apparently it’s a thing that he and his friends does as his friends have showed up at his house uninvited and unannounced to try to break us up.

2) while we spoke about him coming over Monday, I said the original plan was still up in the air as I still live with my parents. So ideally my parents would have to be somewhere else for him to even show up at my house.

Again he texts me around 9:15am and said “ok I’m gonna go get ready now”. Again I laughed it off because I mentioned I’m not in the mood and I’m not feeling well. Despite what I said, he took it upon himself to show up at my building door at 10:35~ & when I found out he was on his way to me, it was already too late to tell him to turn back and go home. If anything, I figured we’d spend time as a couple and do non sex things.

Nonetheless, he shows up and my father was busy doing laundry and had intentions of coming back home after and relax as it’s his only day off. I couldn’t tell my boyfriend to go home because I’d feel bad for him wasting $2.75 & it’s not like we can go anywhere(leave the house) because I’m still waiting for the phone interview so I was basically stuck with finding an excuse to tell my dad to not come home for another 4 hours.

My boyfriend feels that I should’ve told him not to come through. I feel that I didn’t need to dumb it down and say it explicitly as I never invited him to begin with. With me saying “hey, let’s meet at 3 in front of
  • theater”, I personally feel that’s clear enough to know that I only intend to meet at the theater, nothing else. It wasn’t a indirect message for you to show up at my house. Also with me saying “I’m not in the mood”, isn’t that equally a sign that I don’t want sex?


*he does have Era. He might see it. He might comment on it. He might get mad. Who knows*

TLDR: Boyfriend thinks it’s okay to show up at my house uninvited despite me telling him I wasn’t in the mood for sex & he felt that I should’ve told him explicitly “no don’t come through”

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I am 24. Him and his friends are roughly 26/27.

 :neogaf
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