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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2019, 01:17:10 PM »
STREAMING GARBAGE FOR GAME STREAMER GARBAGE

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2019, 01:18:27 PM »
reliance on youtube :zzz
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2019, 01:19:48 PM »
Well that's impressive. (Instant Access from YT video)
I bet it would be faster on pornhub

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2019, 01:20:52 PM »
that is pretty nifty
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2019, 01:22:04 PM »
so it's onlive again, for the 18th time?

Zzzz.

streaming sucks, blame physics.

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2019, 01:22:55 PM »
what a shit looking dpad

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2019, 01:24:03 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

'google how do i solve this puzzle????!'

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2019, 01:27:25 PM »
looking forward to google taking a cash dump on streamers to wrestle with input lag from their $3000 rig.

Momo

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2019, 01:28:10 PM »
do these fucknoodles know they have to start talking about games? nobody gives a shit about all this stuff when you have nogam3s

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2019, 01:30:11 PM »
Data caps and latency will make this suck hot donkey balls for like 50% of games.

Momo

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #70 on: March 19, 2019, 01:30:44 PM »
lol iD, they only make shit these days

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #71 on: March 19, 2019, 01:31:45 PM »
lol iD, they only make shit these days
excuse me what

have you played doom
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Momo

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #72 on: March 19, 2019, 01:32:41 PM »
lol iD, they only make shit these days

What?
what else but new doom have they made that's good in the last two decades?

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #73 on: March 19, 2019, 01:33:24 PM »
they need to stop bragging about 60fps like it's 2009.

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #74 on: March 19, 2019, 01:35:01 PM »
lol iD, they only make shit these days

What?
what else but new doom have they made that's good in the last two decades?

You're trying real hard here.
so nothing? okay lmao

Momo

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2019, 01:41:32 PM »
Talks about hyper specs
brings out tequila works

:lol

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2019, 01:50:13 PM »
who tf is this

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2019, 01:51:53 PM »
who tf is this

a corporate hell cool young dude who'd endorse their own gang rape for a few likes.

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #78 on: March 19, 2019, 01:52:30 PM »
Snordia
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Momo

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2019, 01:53:49 PM »
okay, so they arent talking catalogue, I want to bail now, been spending way too long watching this bullshit

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2019, 01:55:10 PM »
Just push a button and Siri will tell you how to beat a game. (games tba)
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2019, 01:57:08 PM »
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2019, 01:58:31 PM »
Jade lookin hot.

Uhoh, BrandNew Police crackin' down on you!

yeah, its cool to always talk about her looks instead of her resume
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2019, 01:59:31 PM »
phil harrison looking smoking hot. i'd wank him off with a glove for £50.

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2019, 02:02:25 PM »
behind on the stream, this youtube bro onstage

 :kobeyuck :donot :oreilly :stop :woody :donot :brazilcry :stahp

(sorry, he gave me touremottes)

had to skip ahead. couldn't stand the painful douch chills
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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #86 on: March 19, 2019, 02:06:25 PM »
Did they actually show any games or...?
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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #87 on: March 19, 2019, 02:06:31 PM »
Google OnLiveStadia seems like a really interesting concept, and no doubt this will at some point be the future of gaming, but...not everyone is going to have strong enough connections to really take advantage of this. 

Also...games...?  We got Ubisoft, FucKonami (?) and Bethesda on board.  Need to see more.

If they do this service right and the price is also right, am all over it. 
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #88 on: March 19, 2019, 02:07:37 PM »
Jade lookin hot.

Uhoh, BrandNew Police crackin' down on you!

yeah, its cool to always talk about her looks instead of her resume

I really enjoyed all of those Motive Studios Star Wars games.

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #89 on: March 19, 2019, 02:08:19 PM »
i'm meh on streaming traditional games, but the potential to really push massively multiplayer games that are persistent and so much more interactive is exciting.
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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #90 on: March 19, 2019, 02:11:05 PM »
i'm meh on streaming traditional games, but the potential to really push massively multiplayer games so much further than they were before is exciting.

I could see that. Something that really takes advantage of the strengths of the platform.

That said, I would not be surprised if sending 4k60fps video is an order of magnitude more data than sending multiplayer for even 100K players at a time.

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« Reply #91 on: March 19, 2019, 02:16:42 PM »

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« Reply #92 on: March 19, 2019, 02:21:04 PM »
Did they actually show any games or...?

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kingv

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #93 on: March 19, 2019, 02:26:42 PM »
4k60fps is like 30Mbps?

At garbage YouTube quality.

 Uncompressed it would be more like 700 MB/S (not Mb).

Lossless it would still be 100MB/second or so.

My guess is it will look exactly like 4K/60 YouTube videos.

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #94 on: March 19, 2019, 02:31:28 PM »
I guess it was inevitable, but I will miss having the ability to actually own a game.
zzzzz

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #95 on: March 19, 2019, 02:34:08 PM »
No... Your point?
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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #96 on: March 19, 2019, 02:35:37 PM »
Reality check for those of us who don't live in big cities:

I'm currently at my parents' in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
I have 9mb down and 600kbit/up
It's been at those speeds for +5 years
We have one provider available to us and they have no reason to improve their infrastructure ever
Stadia has no market here, sorry

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #97 on: March 19, 2019, 02:38:09 PM »
i want this hour back, could've been fapping to Fremen x Sandworm porn

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #98 on: March 19, 2019, 02:43:26 PM »
Reality check for those of us who don't live in big cities:

I'm currently at my parents' in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
I have 9mb down and 600kbit/up
It's been at those speeds for +5 years
We have one provider available to us and they have no reason to improve their infrastructure ever
Stadia has no market here, sorry

Yeah, it’s like. In the most optimal of conditions provided by google, it’s able to match Xbox One X latency with reduced picture quality.

Now I want to see how awesome it is on my cox 50 mbps that times out on Netflix during peak times.

Theoretically, I like the idea of just bringing my controller to a friends and screen sharing my phone to play the newest game, but I’m incredibly skeptical that this will work well for most people (and that google will do a good job supporting it).

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #99 on: March 19, 2019, 02:50:35 PM »
Reality check for those of us who don't live in big cities:

I'm currently at my parents' in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
I have 9mb down and 600kbit/up
It's been at those speeds for +5 years
We have one provider available to us and they have no reason to improve their infrastructure ever
Stadia has no market here, sorry

Yeah, I think it's going to be a while before this kind of platform is the only thing being offered.
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #100 on: March 19, 2019, 02:52:13 PM »

yeah, its cool to always talk about her looks instead of her resume

Her resume in terms of acutally shipping games recently: Whoops... :doge

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« Reply #101 on: March 19, 2019, 02:53:08 PM »
i want this hour back, could've been fapping to Fremen x Sandworm porn
should have jerked off to jade raymond like the rest of us  :pimp
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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #102 on: March 19, 2019, 02:55:22 PM »
what an awful name, is this Jade's fault?

kingv

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #103 on: March 19, 2019, 02:55:41 PM »

yeah, its cool to always talk about her looks instead of her resume

Her resume in terms of acutally shipping games recently: Whoops... :doge

Her resume is basically just Assassins sreed 1/2 and maybe Splinter Cell Blacklist.

It’s not really much to talk about

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #104 on: March 19, 2019, 03:02:00 PM »
you're doing andrex proud.

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #105 on: March 19, 2019, 03:13:29 PM »
If the performance is consistently like Project Stream over a good ethernet connection then that's a worthwhile addition. .

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #106 on: March 19, 2019, 03:16:48 PM »

yeah, its cool to always talk about her looks instead of her resume

Her resume in terms of acutally shipping games recently: Whoops... :doge

Her resume is basically just Assassins sreed 1/2 and maybe Splinter Cell Blacklist.

It’s not really much to talk about
Watch_Dogs was part of her purview too. Two new franchises and a pair of sequels is pretty good actually.

She also has a background as an actual lowly code monkey. She worked at Sony and EA as that before moving up on The Sims Online then over to Ubisoft because they offered her a producer pipeline on non-casual stuff.

Ubisoft were arguably the ones who cynically put her outfront because of her looks to promote Ass Creed. In the infamous photo Patrice is standing back with everyone else. I don't remember her ever trying to take advantage of it publicly, she notably moved off of Assassins Creed when he left in the spat with Ubisoft management and leveraged their need to keep one of them into a new IP oversight role that became Watch_Dogs.

Although it is suspicious she refuses to talk about EA's evil black hole machine they're constructing in downtown Montreal.

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« Reply #107 on: March 19, 2019, 03:17:28 PM »
Reality check for those of us who don't live in big cities:

I'm currently at my parents' in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
I have 9mb down and 600kbit/up
It's been at those speeds for +5 years
We have one provider available to us and they have no reason to improve their infrastructure ever
Stadia has no market here, sorry

Bandwidth isn't even the main issue, latency is - and there's only so much they can do to reduce latency. DF performed their tests at Google, so they probably had in the neighborhood of 3ms, or 6ms round trips. That's fine. I live in Germany, if Stadia uses the datacenter in Frankfurt, I'd be looking at 40ms round trips. If they use the closest big datacenter in the Netherlands, it's 60ms. That's four additional frames (two frames input plus two frames display) at 60fps, on top of everything else: the game's inherent latency, as well as the video encoder and decoder. It's fine for RPGs and "cinematic" games, but garbage for anything testing your reflexes. There's a reason they used AssCreed to demo Stadia, not something like Apex Legends, let alone CS:GO.

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2019, 03:23:14 PM »
Latency was the problem with OnLive. Their solution was "eventually with enough subscribers we'll be able to put datacenters everywhere that matters."

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2019, 03:27:00 PM »
I would make a snarky comment about Google probably actually being able to do that on their own, but yet, Google Fiber...

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« Reply #110 on: March 19, 2019, 03:42:26 PM »
I was at work

Can you link me the game reveal trailers?

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« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2019, 03:43:05 PM »
Reality check for those of us who don't live in big cities:

I'm currently at my parents' in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
I have 9mb down and 600kbit/up
It's been at those speeds for +5 years
We have one provider available to us and they have no reason to improve their infrastructure ever
Stadia has no market here, sorry

Had to move back home, huh?  Now the crankiness makes sense.

Naw just here for a few weeks takin care of the folks since Grandma Nuff passed away at age 100. She was the last surviving member of her high school class which means she won the Battle Royale  :playa

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #112 on: March 19, 2019, 03:43:48 PM »
Did they show any actual games or just tech demos

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Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #113 on: March 19, 2019, 03:49:54 PM »
Skimmed through the presentation. Seems pretty cool if it worked as advertised but that probably won't be possible for like five years so I look forward to it around that time. :lol

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« Reply #114 on: March 19, 2019, 04:00:28 PM »

yeah, its cool to always talk about her looks instead of her resume

Her resume in terms of acutally shipping games recently: Whoops... :doge

Her resume is basically just Assassins sreed 1/2 and maybe Splinter Cell Blacklist.

It’s not really much to talk about
Watch_Dogs was part of her purview too. Two new franchises and a pair of sequels is pretty good actually.

She also has a background as an actual lowly code monkey. She worked at Sony and EA as that before moving up on The Sims Online then over to Ubisoft because they offered her a producer pipeline on non-casual stuff.

Ubisoft were arguably the ones who cynically put her outfront because of her looks to promote Ass Creed. In the infamous photo Patrice is standing back with everyone else. I don't remember her ever trying to take advantage of it publicly, she notably moved off of Assassins Creed when he left in the spat with Ubisoft management and leveraged their need to keep one of them into a new IP oversight role that became Watch_Dogs.

Although it is suspicious she refuses to talk about EA's evil black hole machine they're constructing in downtown Montreal.

Most of those games are really mediocre though.

Sure they’re polished and high budget... but is anybody really excited for “the next IP from the creators of Warch dogs and Assassins Creed 1?”

Splinter Cell Blacklist 2 I would be excited for.

That said, she really hasn’t shipped a game in 5 years unless you count the campaign for SWBFII which everybody says was bad.

Re: Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #115 on: March 19, 2019, 04:18:33 PM »
As a pc gamer it really doesn’t do much for me. 

 :snob

But that destruction game could be a neat curiosity if it requires a super computer level pc to run.

That’s the stuff that would sell me, not a laggy controllable video stream with drm on a level that makes every publisher moist.


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« Reply #116 on: March 19, 2019, 04:18:50 PM »
I don't think she should be entirely blamed for that, EA hired her to create new IPs, then told her staff farm to prop up Visceral's Star Wars, and then shoved the failed BioWare Montreal into her studio while telling them to start from scratch on another Star Wars game. She probably bailed out for this position because of all that.

As for the quality of the games, they sold buttloads, Blacklist failed to meet Ubisoft's expectations. (So did Watch_Dogs 2, which she didn't work on.) :trumps

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« Reply #117 on: March 19, 2019, 04:21:35 PM »
Where did the french-canadian hating benji go?  :-\

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« Reply #118 on: March 19, 2019, 04:21:41 PM »
Why does Angry Birds AR interest me more than this?

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« Reply #119 on: March 19, 2019, 04:27:55 PM »
Where did the french-canadian hating benji go?  :-\
I'm just saying hate her for the things she can control, like being French-Canadian, not the things she can't like EA's fantastic management of Star Wars.