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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #13920 on: May 03, 2021, 12:17:59 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1389166048503599104

This has to be one of the most evil events I’ve seen in a long time. First off, no one who is vaccine skeptical is going to be convinced to take it after this. And then this is just providing the bare minimum of vaccines to poorer countries so we can pretend we are doing our part instead of waiving the vaccine ip so these countries can just manufacture them on their own.

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« Reply #13921 on: May 03, 2021, 12:48:49 PM »
if they were legit they'd have spent the whole thing shitting on bill gates for being a greedy scumbag :trumps
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« Reply #13922 on: May 03, 2021, 12:56:54 PM »
They can’t bite the hand that feeds.

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« Reply #13923 on: May 03, 2021, 01:04:05 PM »
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« Reply #13924 on: May 03, 2021, 01:47:28 PM »
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Global Citizen said $53.8 million in philanthropic and corporate commitments helped procure nearly 10.3 million doses, exceeding the goal for the Vax Live campaign.
Must've been an ambitious goal.
Feels like Hollywood and friends just wanted to throw a party and found an excuse with a charity event.  :doge

10 million doses / 2 shots = 5 million people vaccinated.

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The event also highlighted first responders and health care workers efforts during the pandemic. Selena Gomez, the show’s host, called essential and frontline workers “reliable” and “brave.”
wow, they must be so happy with this shout out.  :lol

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This has to be one of the most evil events I’ve seen in a long time.
They believe the 'populists' are gone and the corporate kleptocracy can continue their reign even without Jeffrey Epstein to host the parties.
Nothing was learned by those people except that censorship and lobbying works and they must all yell 'Built back better' because it's good for PR.
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« Reply #13925 on: May 03, 2021, 03:47:44 PM »
Maybe they should have got all the celebrities together to sing "Imagine" on stage. I think that would have gone down well and would have really boosted donations.
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« Reply #13926 on: May 08, 2021, 09:31:01 AM »
A former science reporter of the New York Times and Nature has written a pretty extensive piece on the still unknown origins of the Coronavirus

https://nicholaswade.medium.com/origin-of-covid-following-the-clues-6f03564c038
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« Reply #13927 on: May 08, 2021, 07:14:44 PM »
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India reports 315,552 new COVID-19 cases

The highest daily increase in cases reported in a single country ever.
Where does it peak james?

I think they can hit 500k if they have enough tests. The line is still exponential.

+2,102 official deaths today, with some experts on twitter saying the real number might be 10x that based on the number of cremations that are happening.

India is giant.

Per capita, they are at 11,450 cases per million. US is at 98,009. There are a lot of people who can be infected.

It looks like we found their testing capacity.

409,300 today
401,326 yesterday

When exponential growth hits a ceiling like this, its clearly a capacity issue.

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« Reply #13928 on: May 09, 2021, 02:57:27 AM »
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« Reply #13929 on: May 09, 2021, 07:27:24 AM »
Germans massing to the vaccination centers
https://twitter.com/sbamueller/status/1391308748992434177

Dutch massing to stores and celebrating soccer matches


https://twitter.com/AT5/status/1388863156508844039
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« Reply #13930 on: May 09, 2021, 08:49:50 AM »
I know which country has its priorities right and aren't a bunch of nerds :pimp
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« Reply #13931 on: May 10, 2021, 01:45:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1391787091844009993

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the variant, known as B.1.617, has been found in preliminary studies to spread more easily than the original virus and there is some evidence it may able to evade vaccines.
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« Reply #13932 on: May 10, 2021, 02:19:37 PM »
 :corona_mj
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« Reply #13934 on: May 10, 2021, 05:36:07 PM »
Good news for james!

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« Reply #13935 on: May 10, 2021, 07:18:24 PM »
Shosta’s gonna be okay!

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« Reply #13936 on: May 10, 2021, 10:17:00 PM »
+30,152 cases in the US today. Lowest since September 8, but higher than the same day last year
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« Reply #13937 on: May 13, 2021, 11:17:16 AM »
https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/ron-desantis-to-pardon-anyone-charged-for-defying-covid-rules/

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will pardon anyone in the Sunshine State charged for not wearing masks or socially distancing — breaking the news live on air to a gym-owning couple who were facing jail time for defying coronavirus safety recommendations.

The Republican governor made the unexpected announcement on Fox News Wednesday as he decried county officials penalizing people.

“It’s a total overreach,” he told Laura Ingraham. “These things with health should be advisory, they should not be punitive.”

He broke the news of his pardon directly to Mike and Jillian Carnevale, who faced up to 120 days in jail for repeatedly allowing people to forgo masks at their gym in Plantation in Broward County.

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« Reply #13938 on: May 13, 2021, 02:39:46 PM »
Now that i have my vaccine im calling Joe and fauci to let them know it's safe to open stuff
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« Reply #13939 on: May 13, 2021, 03:28:28 PM »
Now that i have my vaccine im calling Joe and fauci to let them know it's safe to open stuff

They agreed with me

Americans who are fully vaccinated can go without masks or physical distancing in most cases, even when they are indoors or in large groups, federal officials said Thursday, paving the way for a full reopening of society.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/05/13/cdc-says-fully-vaccinated-americans-no-longer-need-masks-indoors-or-outdoors-most-cases/

On my walk to the vaccine (11 minutes each way) I only passed one person without a mask. Wearing a mask in all situations is still the norm for 97% of people here. Be interesting to see how it will change.
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« Reply #13940 on: May 13, 2021, 08:56:53 PM »
Covid is canceled; White Boy Summer has officially begun :rejoice
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« Reply #13941 on: May 14, 2021, 03:00:22 AM »
I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again :rejoice :gbcry
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« Reply #13942 on: May 14, 2021, 03:23:53 AM »
I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again :rejoice :gbcry

You ‘ave a right lovely bum, guv  :hump
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« Reply #13943 on: May 14, 2021, 08:01:06 AM »
I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again :rejoice :gbcry

At the airport and the old lady behind me at security was basically trying to climb up my ass

Airport packed
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« Reply #13944 on: May 14, 2021, 08:09:06 AM »
I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again :rejoice :gbcry

At the airport and the old lady behind me at security was basically trying to climb up my ass

Airport packed
If you want people to socially distance at this time and you don't look bad ass just wear a "I <3 Israel" or white Smash Bros. T-shirt. Don't shower for a week for an added effect if you pick the latter. :trumps
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« Reply #13945 on: May 14, 2021, 11:55:16 AM »
I can't wait for old people to stand 1 inch behind me in queues again :rejoice :gbcry

I love old people standing behind me.

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« Reply #13946 on: May 14, 2021, 12:19:01 PM »
Did the CDC release any data on the Jesus vax?

https://mobile.twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1392859473971195906

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« Reply #13948 on: May 14, 2021, 09:57:08 PM »
No thanks. Social distancing and masks have been great and I don't want to stop either even though I've had both shots. Stay the fuck away from me, magats.
https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1393045743548698627

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« Reply #13949 on: May 15, 2021, 01:04:59 PM »

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« Reply #13950 on: May 15, 2021, 01:26:33 PM »
No thanks. Social distancing and masks have been great and I don't want to stop either even though I've had both shots. Stay the fuck away from me, magats.
https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1393045743548698627
Lock the kids in cages to be sure they don't infect anyone :corona_rodney
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« Reply #13951 on: May 18, 2021, 03:28:08 PM »
https://www.macleans.ca/news/canada-is-about-to-surpass-the-u-s-in-first-doses-of-the-covid-vaccine/

https://globalnews.ca/news/7841461/canada-us-vaccine-rates/

I still haven't been able to book an appointment despite being eligible for a month (but this is kind of my fault for only looking at the local hospital region instead of the provincial booking).   

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« Reply #13952 on: May 20, 2021, 04:18:54 PM »
Outdoor mask wearing has declined from 95% to 50% in the span of a week

Fauci strikes again
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« Reply #13954 on: May 21, 2021, 02:58:52 PM »
A massive cold sore has appeared, like a Godzilla attacking the Tokyo of my face.

Mask stays on another week bois
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« Reply #13955 on: May 21, 2021, 03:00:52 PM »
I decided to start spitting on people again.

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« Reply #13956 on: May 21, 2021, 04:02:10 PM »
NJ drops mask requirements on the 28th, exactly two weeks after my shot.

My boy Murphy knows whats up
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« Reply #13957 on: May 23, 2021, 05:08:16 PM »
https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/1396544753194373121

So you're telling me the creepy ass virus lab in the city this originated from had something to do with this  :pika

Despite overwhelming scientific consensus that the novel coronavirus came from nature, various scientific and pseudo-scientific claims have continued to fan the flames of a conspiracy theory that the virus was engineered in a Chinese lab.

I thought that was all vigorously debunked?


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« Reply #13958 on: May 24, 2021, 10:26:27 AM »
JAMES EXCLUSIVE: Three partners from Wuhan's Main Street Starbucks became sick enough in November 2019 that they sought hospital care, according to a previously undisclosed U.S. intelligence report
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« Reply #13960 on: May 27, 2021, 03:03:40 PM »
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1397911481660809222

So we went from:

"It was Bats!, everything else is debunked! Stop spreading lies!"

"It may not have been the bats but an accident"

"It was probably an accident at the lab"

"It was maybe an accident at the lab or maybe China deliberately destroyed the world economy and killed millions of people"
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« Reply #13961 on: May 27, 2021, 04:41:41 PM »
How many people on resetera got banned for racism/conspiracy theories?
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« Reply #13962 on: May 28, 2021, 10:55:51 AM »
Got the shot, finally.  But now I have anxiety that people will see my ugly face again. 

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« Reply #13963 on: May 28, 2021, 11:26:44 AM »
There's another kind of shot that could solve that problem for you.

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« Reply #13964 on: May 28, 2021, 05:25:31 PM »
Botox?
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« Reply #13965 on: May 28, 2021, 11:19:59 PM »
A gun.

Also, owwy my arm hurts and I want my mommy. 

Also also, I got Moderna: what is the standard number of tentacle growths I should expect? because I already have three that fully articulate and two chubbies.

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« Reply #13966 on: May 29, 2021, 06:07:19 AM »
With only about 3000 new cases a day our government has announced the end of the lockdown.

Although there will still be some limitations such as bars closing at 10 and a limit to the people allowed into buildings most things will be open by June 5th.

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Also also, I got Moderna: what is the standard number of tentacle growths I should expect? because I already have three that fully articulate and two chubbies.


Also Surinam is in a code black lockdown because there's a new strain from Brazil so we're sending vaccines their way in 2 - 3 weeks
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« Reply #13967 on: May 29, 2021, 08:55:44 AM »
Not only did China cook this up in a lab, they also tried to reverse engineer to make it look like it came into existence naturally.

https://twitter.com/JoshTBoswell/status/1398424294896541696

https://twitter.com/JoshTBoswell/status/1398436947727638529

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While analyzing COVID-19 samples last year in an attempt to create a vaccine, Dalgleish and Sørensen discovered 'unique fingerprints' in the virus that they say could only have arisen from manipulation in a laboratory.

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« Reply #13968 on: May 29, 2021, 09:09:04 AM »
SMMFH
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« Reply #13969 on: May 29, 2021, 12:05:35 PM »
:info was right :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
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« Reply #13970 on: May 29, 2021, 12:13:42 PM »
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While analyzing COVID-19 samples last year in an attempt to create a vaccine, Dalgleish and Sørensen discovered 'unique fingerprints' in the virus that they say could only have arisen from manipulation in a laboratory.


This sounds like the gears in a box theory, except....to prove intervention?

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« Reply #13971 on: May 29, 2021, 12:56:06 PM »
I'll believe it when it's more than 2 guys saying it

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« Reply #13972 on: May 29, 2021, 12:58:20 PM »
https://twitter.com/BloombergAU/status/1398676884737638404

One of my clients told me his shipping costs had already gone up from ~2k tot 15k over the course of the pandemic.
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« Reply #13973 on: May 29, 2021, 01:47:51 PM »
All those 30xx GPUs gonna get the Rona :(
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« Reply #13974 on: May 29, 2021, 01:51:05 PM »
Imagine being a human trafficker right now  :existential
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« Reply #13975 on: May 29, 2021, 02:05:31 PM »
A good job all the big ones are either dead or being held at GITMO then :trumps
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« Reply #13976 on: May 29, 2021, 02:44:08 PM »
If I was the Chinese president, Id be pretty pissed that the best my bio-weapons scientists could do was a 1% mortality rate.
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« Reply #13977 on: May 29, 2021, 03:13:33 PM »
If I was the Chinese president I would apologise on behalf of the government for the Tiananmen Square massacre, but we all have our own style of governance I guess

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« Reply #13978 on: May 29, 2021, 03:19:36 PM »
How do you apologize for something that didn't happen?

 :juche
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« Reply #13979 on: May 31, 2021, 03:24:36 PM »
Client at meeting last week: "So me and my new hubby, his son, my son and our new baby now live in this tiny house lol"

Client this week: "Oh noes, son has the COVID really bad this weekend, must've gotten it at school"

Did a quick test myself, negative  :whew

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