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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14700 on: November 27, 2021, 12:09:12 PM »
The UK has fallen

Hide your kids hide your wife it's spreading
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14701 on: November 27, 2021, 01:01:43 PM »
Man and i was planning on traveling in Feb  :(

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14702 on: November 27, 2021, 01:25:17 PM »
The UK has fallen

Hide your kids hide your wife it's spreading

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14703 on: November 27, 2021, 01:39:42 PM »
With daily covid numbers reaching all time highs across Europe there’s a pretty good chance it’s already spreading.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14704 on: November 27, 2021, 02:49:10 PM »
Spreading wider than Amiroxs butt cheeks during shower hour
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14705 on: November 27, 2021, 04:54:12 PM »
Austria, Italy and Czech have fallen

Community spread in Israel

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1464705335558651908
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14706 on: November 27, 2021, 05:46:43 PM »
Just in time for holiday travel  :mouf

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14707 on: November 27, 2021, 06:16:44 PM »
Israel has closed their borders for 2 weeks
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14708 on: November 27, 2021, 06:35:15 PM »
I said what the hell is an Omicron, why aren't they calling it Xi. The next is the Xi.
Xi was the next letter, it was this big and beautiful - it was real Greek - and then they skip it in favor of Omicron.

Like I don't believe it, I don't believe the greeks even had that letter. O MY GRAIN
It was probably made up by the fake news to tell you the truth.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14709 on: November 27, 2021, 06:41:37 PM »
 :doge

gonna get my flu shot and third dose next week. stay safe in deez streetz brehs
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14710 on: November 27, 2021, 07:17:04 PM »
Let me show you why this whole shit keeps failing

This our health minister, using Twitter to call on people who returned from South Africa on November 22 to stay home and get tested by calling a special phone number available tommorow (November 29th 8 AM)

https://twitter.com/hugodejonge/status/1464668688309698563

It's been 6 days and that number will be flooded with calls from people who can't get tests through the normal channels as those are all maxed out.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14711 on: November 27, 2021, 08:38:35 PM »
I said what the hell is an Omicron, why aren't they calling it Xi. The next is the Xi.
Xi was the next letter, it was this big and beautiful - it was real Greek - and then they skip it in favor of Omicron.

Like I don't believe it, I don't believe the greeks even had that letter. O MY GRAIN
It was probably made up by the fake news to tell you the truth.

COUNTERPOINT: It was supposed to be called Nu, as shown in my hilarious new thread title
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14714 on: November 28, 2021, 11:03:54 AM »
It's 17:00, the new curfew officially went into effect.
Freedom is dead.

I can hear a child crying outside. :tocry
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14715 on: November 28, 2021, 12:46:44 PM »
Australia has fallen

This shit is all over the US but the cdc is so fucking incompetent they can't detect it
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14716 on: November 28, 2021, 02:20:18 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-59451103

Covid: 13 test positive for Omicron after S Africa-Netherlands flights

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14717 on: November 28, 2021, 02:43:37 PM »
Why are people thinking this variant has only has mild symptoms.

It seems to be one doctor, in one particular hospital in South Africa that said that the symptoms seemed mild with a particular group of patients and everyone is running away with it.

Our government is still trying to track down people who have entered the country starting December 22nd as new flights from SA continue to land.
They don't see a reason to change protocols just yet and airport authorities are investigating what happened with the flight the Reuters reporter was on.
Testing is not mandatory you have to volunteer to get tested if you fly in from SA.

Also like this time last year, every other person I talk to knows someone who tested positive :doge


What also finally hit the mainstream today is that the least vaccinated areas are poor migrant neighborhoods in The Hague, Rotterdam and Amsterdam.
And government campaigns to increase vaccination rates there have yielded no results so far.

Also the average age/BMI of people in the ICU is now 70 / 37.


We're basically killing the economy and freedom for 550 morbidly obese 70 - 80 year olds whom have clogged up the ICU's.

It's not a pandemic of the unvaccinated, it's a pandemic of the extremely obese.
Do we need any more proof that this was a bio-weapon created by China to kill Trump?
Why do you think Kim Jun Un went on a diet?
« Last Edit: November 28, 2021, 02:49:54 PM by Nintex »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14718 on: November 28, 2021, 03:03:14 PM »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14719 on: November 28, 2021, 03:08:16 PM »
Genocide the old fats

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14720 on: November 28, 2021, 03:58:36 PM »
Why are people thinking this variant has only has mild symptoms.

It seems to be one doctor, in one particular hospital in South Africa that said that the symptoms seemed mild with a particular group of patients and everyone is running away with it.
Twitter. The biggest misinformation campaign ever sprung on the civilised world.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14723 on: November 28, 2021, 11:42:55 PM »
The people upstairs seem to know more than we do.

Of course everyone at the CDC is on holiday

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1465174192635232264
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14724 on: November 29, 2021, 04:07:28 AM »
A Dutch hospital has released their findings about COVID infected placenta's today. They allocate a number of unusual miscarriages to these infections.

Also omicron in Portugal and Scotland.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2021, 04:13:00 AM by Nintex »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14725 on: November 29, 2021, 10:24:44 AM »
13 people on the same Portuguese soccer team have it.

Most if not all vaccinated

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14726 on: November 29, 2021, 10:59:29 AM »
Man who was on a flight from South Africa to Amsterdam and tested positive after the flight found out no one is responsible.

"KLM says they only arrange the flights"
"Local health services says they only arrange the tests"
"Airport says they only handle security"


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14727 on: November 29, 2021, 12:02:51 PM »
Dutch doctors are reporting an alarming increase in cases of scabies.

The treatment? Ivermectine :rogan

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14728 on: November 29, 2021, 02:51:06 PM »
Couldn't resist a black Friday deal and booked a cruise in January

 :whew

It includes the internet package so worst case scenario I can get famous tweeting my death. People love those trapped as sea threads

The more travel bans the better don't need any dirty euros on the boat
« Last Edit: November 29, 2021, 02:56:03 PM by james »
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« Reply #14729 on: November 29, 2021, 03:37:44 PM »
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Health confused Africa with Asia and enabled the uncontrolled entry of a cruise ship from Cape Verde
The ship "Hamburg" moored on Friday in the metropolitan port. Twelve hours later, authorities realized they had made a geographic error and should have applied another protocol amid worldwide fear of the new African strain of COVID-19
https://www-infobae-com.translate.goog/politica/2021/11/29/sanidad-confundio-africa-con-asia-y-habilito-el-ingreso-sin-control-de-un-crucero-procedente-de-cabo-verde/?_x_tr_sl=es&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=es&_x_tr_pto=nui

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14730 on: November 29, 2021, 05:44:55 PM »
idk the mass freak out so far seems a bit much for something that is reported from South Africa at this stage as being not much more than a cold :trumps
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14731 on: November 29, 2021, 06:28:24 PM »
If only we knew this virus had a 2 week incubation time so you wont see effects right away :trumps
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14732 on: November 29, 2021, 07:45:17 PM »
Double Triple vaxx breakthrough infection reported  :pika

https://twitter.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1465435562064629769
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14733 on: November 29, 2021, 08:02:55 PM »
The people upstairs seem to know more than we do.

Of course everyone at the CDC is on holiday

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1465174192635232264

Yeah, the new PM, Kishida, added a clause to include foreign residents. They did this last time, too. What does it take to get the xenophobes to recognize that allowing Japanese citizens back is no less dangerous than foreign residents, and we have a fucking right to come back to our homes, the same as they do?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14734 on: November 29, 2021, 08:32:01 PM »
Dirty gaijin have no rights  :expert
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14735 on: November 29, 2021, 09:30:17 PM »
Double Triple vaxx breakthrough infection reported  :pika

https://twitter.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1465435562064629769

Literally injecting corona into peoples hearts  :doge
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14736 on: November 29, 2021, 10:43:58 PM »
Double Triple vaxx breakthrough infection reported  :pika

https://twitter.com/yaneerbaryam/status/1465435562064629769

Literally injecting corona into peoples hearts  :doge
Infection control in theatres is pretty strict even without corona.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14737 on: November 30, 2021, 02:52:54 AM »
Japan has fallen

Time for splatoon delays
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14738 on: November 30, 2021, 09:59:54 AM »
The people upstairs seem to know more than we do.

Of course everyone at the CDC is on holiday

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1465174192635232264

Yeah, the new PM, Kishida, added a clause to include foreign residents. They did this last time, too. What does it take to get the xenophobes to recognize that allowing Japanese citizens back is no less dangerous than foreign residents, and we have a fucking right to come back to our homes, the same as they do?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14739 on: November 30, 2021, 10:16:19 AM »
If I was a Chinese biolab my new variant would look like this

https://twitter.com/CurlyJungleJake/status/1465586356910911494
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14741 on: November 30, 2021, 04:45:27 PM »
Ugh, have my first vacation in 2 years planned to start on Saturday for two weeks(USA-->Spain-->Portugal-->Germany-->France-->Spain-->US) and now it's too late to change plans or get my money back.

I'm vaxxed + booster'ed and I wasn't planning on clubs or bars so hopefully it'll be OK.

Hopefully antigen tests are fast/easy/cheap/convenient to get in Europe?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14742 on: November 30, 2021, 05:18:52 PM »
Ugh, have my first vacation in 2 years planned to start on Saturday for two weeks(USA-->Spain-->Portugal-->Germany-->France-->Spain-->US) and now it's too late to change plans or get my money back.

I'm vaxxed + booster'ed and I wasn't planning on clubs or bars so hopefully it'll be OK.

Hopefully antigen tests are fast/easy/cheap/convenient to get in Europe?
Not fast in Spain or Portugal
Not convenient in France
Not cheap in Germany

Not fast, convenient or cheap in the Netherlands but you can probably buy a forged COVID pass from a random college kid.

Welcome to Europe my friend  :rodney
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14743 on: November 30, 2021, 06:46:13 PM »

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« Reply #14744 on: November 30, 2021, 06:53:26 PM »
Thank god the government is keeping us safe with these necessary restrictions  :shaking
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« Reply #14745 on: November 30, 2021, 07:32:58 PM »
As if they weren't already doing it
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« Reply #14746 on: November 30, 2021, 07:50:48 PM »
As if they weren't already doing it

That was a very eye-opening issue of the filler newsletter  :info
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14747 on: November 30, 2021, 08:35:40 PM »
Got my booster today...
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14748 on: November 30, 2021, 08:55:21 PM »
first you get the game and the expansion pack, now here comes the season pass DLC.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14749 on: November 30, 2021, 09:35:46 PM »
“I’m in a nice room with my own aircon,” tweets a contented Luke Ellis from Howard Springs, “I’m sitting back watching Netflix on free Wi-Fi. I had barra with garlic butter and broccolini for dinner. I’m in constant contact with loved ones.” “The food is amazing.” But Ellis’s best observation? “If it’s a ‘genocide’ it’s a pretty shit planned one.”

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14750 on: November 30, 2021, 10:41:37 PM »
Americans really just need to shut the fuck up about how other countries are handling COVID. The UK too. The two poster children for how to fuck up a pandemic response.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14752 on: December 01, 2021, 01:31:01 PM »
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1465927734069280768.html

:pika

A decade from now there will be movie called "THE BIG VIRUS" which basically shows the COVID response was 99% a grift and scam.
Unfortunately by then the CCP overlords will ban that movie so we'll never get to see it.

first you get the game and the expansion pack, now here comes the season pass DLC.
This shit's more like AMD/Nvidia drivers at this point.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14753 on: December 01, 2021, 02:33:50 PM »
America has fallen
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14754 on: December 01, 2021, 02:47:42 PM »
America has fallen
Congratulations to President Fauci on his reelection.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14755 on: December 01, 2021, 02:50:37 PM »
100,000+ cases of Delta yesterday. No big deal. All is well.
1 case of Omicron today. Breaking News on all the cable channels. OMGOMGFUUUCKENDTIMESBITCHES
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« Reply #14756 on: December 01, 2021, 02:59:40 PM »
100,000+ cases of Delta yesterday. No big deal. All is well.
1 case of Omicron today. Breaking News on all the cable channels. OMGOMGFUUUCKENDTIMESBITCHES

Reporting live from the US: I hear sirens in the distance. The sun is setting. I have my 32 guns locked and loaded ready to protect my 212 rolls of extra soft toilet paper.

If I dont make it, give my account credentials to Cream.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14757 on: December 01, 2021, 03:00:47 PM »
Meanwhile in Seattle we still wear masks everywhere, proof of vaccination is required at indoor dining, movies and sporting events and no one complains.
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« Reply #14759 on: December 01, 2021, 03:50:30 PM »
100,000+ cases of Delta yesterday. No big deal. All is well.
1 case of Omicron today. Breaking News on all the cable channels. OMGOMGFUUUCKENDTIMESBITCHES

Reporting live from the US: I hear sirens in the distance. The sun is setting. I have my 32 guns locked and loaded ready to protect my 212 rolls of extra soft toilet paper.

If I dont make it, give my account credentials to Cream.

Update: Sun hasnt set yet, it's just cloudy
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