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« Reply #660 on: February 27, 2020, 03:39:26 AM »
Living south of the equator    :aah

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« Reply #662 on: February 27, 2020, 04:44:16 AM »
they torture the dogs while butchering. believing that it makes the meat come out more tender if the dog suffers more  :fbm
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« Reply #663 on: February 27, 2020, 07:36:24 AM »

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« Reply #664 on: February 27, 2020, 07:42:32 AM »
Fuck China. Burn that whole fucking place down.

My cousin works there and when he described the "stinky tofu" that was enough for me.
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« Reply #665 on: February 27, 2020, 07:51:42 AM »
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« Reply #666 on: February 27, 2020, 08:22:00 AM »
Estonia has fallen

We're running out of Northern hemisphere countries that are safe
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« Reply #668 on: February 27, 2020, 08:41:23 AM »
My head kinda hurts today, probably got the corona.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| We ask God Almighty to spare all humanity from all harm
« Reply #669 on: February 27, 2020, 08:48:24 AM »
Pope visited coronavirus patients and is now sick.

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« Reply #670 on: February 27, 2020, 08:50:57 AM »
Pope visited coronavirus patients and is now sick.

We have a back up pope in case of emergencies.
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« Reply #671 on: February 27, 2020, 09:08:34 AM »
You mean, return the Emperor like in Episode IX?

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« Reply #672 on: February 27, 2020, 09:41:56 AM »
Who's the garbage coward mod who changed the thread title without my explicit written consent?

I hope everyone you love gets infected
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« Reply #673 on: February 27, 2020, 09:49:15 AM »
There is no need to be upset.
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« Reply #674 on: February 27, 2020, 10:04:02 AM »
You mean, return the Emperor like in Episode IX?

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I remember the "Benedict is Palpatine lolz" memes.

That pic on the left is either the most elaborate photoshop ever, or definitive proof.


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« Reply #677 on: February 27, 2020, 10:07:27 AM »
and the exposed journalists went on to interview the interim minister of health. :nothing :existential

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« Reply #678 on: February 27, 2020, 10:09:11 AM »
There is no need to be upset.

Consent is serious business

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« Reply #679 on: February 27, 2020, 10:09:15 AM »

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« Reply #680 on: February 27, 2020, 10:21:14 AM »
Gonna be a wild ass day when Mexico and Canada close their us borders

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« Reply #681 on: February 27, 2020, 10:25:36 AM »
Going to lose my recession bet with Shosta because of this.

I was grilled for five minutes before getting a chance to see my family doctor.

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« Reply #682 on: February 27, 2020, 10:32:53 AM »
First symptom is a dry hacking cough

I ran away from a lady this morning
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« Reply #684 on: February 27, 2020, 11:10:37 AM »
Checking in as safe for the day. How many boreans didn’t make it through the night?
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« Reply #685 on: February 27, 2020, 11:22:07 AM »
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1233052330460884998

Can't believe MSNBC and CNN keep making up these terrible Coronavirus stories.
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« Reply #686 on: February 27, 2020, 11:52:50 AM »
The American response to covid19 gives me further reason to leave America as I watch all other countries strap in and do work. Meanwhile, conspiracies abound about covid19 from Americans and the president issues basically a non response and can't guarantee the vaccine will be affordable. President goes on a platform and says there's no problem which is on par with China's response while blaming the media for selling fear. I truly, truly want out. I can't count how many Americans are idiots and proving again that Americans are dumb, selfish, greedy idiots.
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« Reply #687 on: February 27, 2020, 11:58:36 AM »
Stay Safe TVC

I'm really worried for you Bebpo and want you to stay safe.
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« Reply #688 on: February 27, 2020, 12:11:42 PM »
The American response to covid19 gives me further reason to leave America as I watch all other countries strap in and do work. Meanwhile, conspiracies abound about covid19 from Americans and the president issues basically a non response and can't guarantee the vaccine will be affordable. President goes on a platform and says there's no problem which is on par with China's response while blaming the media for selling fear. I truly, truly want out. I can't count how many Americans are idiots and proving again that Americans are dumb, selfish, greedy idiots.

Every country is stumbling around, the measures here are to close some schools for a couple of days and just pray that the issue goes away soonish.

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« Reply #689 on: February 27, 2020, 12:41:28 PM »
Anybody here want to start a tontine? At the end of the outbreak, everyone still alive gets an equal share of the remainder.
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« Reply #690 on: February 27, 2020, 01:01:44 PM »
Every country is stumbling around, the measures here are to close some schools for a couple of days and just pray that the issue goes away soonish.
nah its a uniquely american problem because we're the worst ever ::)

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« Reply #691 on: February 27, 2020, 01:05:45 PM »
Flight attendant in California got diagnosed after flying in and out of there, good luck Cali. See you guys down in Arizona bay

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« Reply #692 on: February 27, 2020, 01:07:23 PM »
Anybody here want to start a tontine? At the end of the outbreak, everyone still alive gets an equal share of the remainder.

I’m in. My will is cancelled. Bore tontine it is. Who else is in?
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« Reply #693 on: February 27, 2020, 01:19:13 PM »
Last survivor gets nudes of their fellow Boreans :aah

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« Reply #694 on: February 27, 2020, 01:41:16 PM »
Covid-19 is particularly deadly on old people.
Ergo, governments actually push for it, to save on some of that pension money sink.  :rollsafe

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« Reply #695 on: February 27, 2020, 01:45:11 PM »
cabrona virus :dead
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« Reply #696 on: February 27, 2020, 01:50:03 PM »
Anybody here want to start a tontine? At the end of the outbreak, everyone still alive gets an equal share of the remainder.

I’m kind of surprised tontines are legal in America, I really thought they weren’t.

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« Reply #697 on: February 27, 2020, 01:55:12 PM »


 :snob
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« Reply #698 on: February 27, 2020, 01:58:41 PM »
oh my god if nintex is the last person standing

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« Reply #699 on: February 27, 2020, 01:59:07 PM »
I think we should isolate Italy. Or just nuke it. It's not like anything of value would be lost.

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« Reply #700 on: February 27, 2020, 01:59:48 PM »
shitaly :lol

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« Reply #701 on: February 27, 2020, 02:00:17 PM »
disagree unless we evac Don Rumata first
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« Reply #702 on: February 27, 2020, 02:00:57 PM »
oh my god if nintex is the last person standing

:dead

The Dutch will inherit the Earth  8)
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« Reply #703 on: February 27, 2020, 02:14:17 PM »
disagree unless we evac Don Rumata first
I go down with the ship, unlike Schettino.  :salute

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« Reply #704 on: February 27, 2020, 02:23:47 PM »
Anybody here want to start a tontine? At the end of the outbreak, everyone still alive gets an equal share of the remainder.

I don’t see how cumming on a cracker will help.

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« Reply #705 on: February 27, 2020, 02:34:01 PM »
There is no evidence that it doesn't  :yeshrug
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« Reply #706 on: February 27, 2020, 02:40:00 PM »
Of course the Dutch are lagging behind everyone else.

Trash country so barely anyone goes there, and the locals are stuck slaving away in greenhouses 24/7.

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« Reply #707 on: February 27, 2020, 02:48:49 PM »
Of course the Dutch are lagging behind everyone else.

Trash country so barely anyone goes there, and the locals are stuck slaving away in greenhouses 24/7.
The Eastern Europeans do all the work in Greenhouses.  :snob

I've actually worked on an app that connects employers to such workers.
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« Reply #708 on: February 27, 2020, 02:50:38 PM »
Of course the Dutch are lagging behind everyone else.

Trash country so barely anyone goes there, and the locals are stuck slaving away in greenhouses 24/7.
The Eastern Europeans do all the work in Greenhouses.  :snob

I've actually worked on an app that connects employers to such workers.

I bet it was named iArbeitslager.

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« Reply #709 on: February 27, 2020, 02:53:00 PM »
Of course the Dutch are lagging behind everyone else.

Trash country so barely anyone goes there, and the locals are stuck slaving away in greenhouses 24/7.
The Eastern Europeans do all the work in Greenhouses.  :snob

I've actually worked on an app that connects employers to such workers.

I bet it was named iArbeitslager.
It's an initiative called "Free Worker"
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« Reply #710 on: February 27, 2020, 02:57:04 PM »
is that a reference to how much they're paid?
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« Reply #711 on: February 27, 2020, 03:05:00 PM »
What was that saying? Vulpes pilum mutat, non mores.  :doge

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« Reply #712 on: February 27, 2020, 03:05:24 PM »
How ironic that Nintex's favourite aspect of his country, the "super efficient agri-food sector that feeds the planet", is carried by Eastern European immigrants  :heh

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« Reply #713 on: February 27, 2020, 03:19:52 PM »
Fuck China. Burn that whole fucking place down.

My cousin works there and when he described the "stinky tofu" that was enough for me.

stinky tofu is great.

In light of this week's market trends can we have a companion thread for Great & Depressing: Wuhan Drift?
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« Reply #715 on: February 27, 2020, 03:32:11 PM »
SUCK IT NINTEX YOURE DONE

https://twitter.com/rivm/status/1233124800865939458


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« Reply #716 on: February 27, 2020, 04:16:30 PM »
the uae tour has been canceled mid race, which is a uci pro tour. rumor is one of the staff members for a team tested positive for the virus and now all riders and staff will be monitored and tested. endurance athletes -- and all athletes for that matter -- have exercise-induced immunodepression which makes them highly susceptible to getting sick, especially cyclists in the midst of a multi-stage race.

and now rumor has is that the milan san remo and strade bianchi are canceled, my precious classics/monuments :shaking



this doesn't bode well for the nba :'(

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« Reply #718 on: February 27, 2020, 04:46:14 PM »
That's not good.
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« Reply #719 on: February 27, 2020, 04:52:54 PM »
coronvirus running a train on that ass  :hump
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