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« Reply #1860 on: January 16, 2021, 08:49:20 AM »

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« Reply #1861 on: January 16, 2021, 09:54:39 AM »
$44,038 on carpet cleaning and $29,523 on curtain cleaning? Tipping culture is too much

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« Reply #1862 on: January 16, 2021, 11:47:45 AM »
https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1350190147552247808

Do before and after pictures, I want to see what the Crack House looked like  :lol

https://twitter.com/PresElectBiden/status/1349918127413407747

Let's give him a chance, maybe he's a better shit poster than we think.
Pretty tech savvy to us an em dash  :leon

It costs that much to get Russian hooker pee out of bedsheets?
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« Reply #1863 on: January 16, 2021, 12:03:34 PM »
At a certain point you just gotta throw the mattresses out and get new ones.
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« Reply #1864 on: January 16, 2021, 12:05:56 PM »
Between cleaning up all the jizz, left over narcotics, removing cameras from the womens bathrooms, getting rid of the decomposed unidentified bodies and aborted babies found in the dishwasher they probably got a discount.
There's probably some historical pieces and portraits that need to be cleaned and fixed too because someone took a dump or spilled McDonalds sauce on them.

It's a good thing Trump is a germaphobe, would've been a mess otherwise
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« Reply #1865 on: January 16, 2021, 01:28:10 PM »
trump accidentaly leaving behind some incriminating evidence would be the perfect end to this saga :lawd
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« Reply #1866 on: January 16, 2021, 02:00:13 PM »
At a certain point you just gotta throw the mattresses out and get new ones.

Now Biden needs a a pillow guy, who's laughing now?
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« Reply #1867 on: January 16, 2021, 02:47:03 PM »
is there a rival liberal pillow guy? :dead
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« Reply #1868 on: January 16, 2021, 02:55:36 PM »
Great read

https://www.axios.com/trump-election-premeditated-lie-ebaf4a1f-46bf-4c37-ba0d-3ed5536ef537.html

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About a dozen aides and relatives huddled around Trump as he dictated an improvised speech. Stephen Miller sat on a couch furiously typing the president's stream-of-consciousness thoughts. Aides rushed to print out screenshots of cable news graphics showing Trump's illusory early leads in the key Midwest states. By 2 a.m., Trump wanted to know why he couldn't just say he had won and be done with it.

The Trump White House is literally VEEP  :doge
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« Reply #1869 on: January 16, 2021, 03:03:01 PM »
Great read

https://www.axios.com/trump-election-premeditated-lie-ebaf4a1f-46bf-4c37-ba0d-3ed5536ef537.html

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About a dozen aides and relatives huddled around Trump as he dictated an improvised speech. Stephen Miller sat on a couch furiously typing the president's stream-of-consciousness thoughts. Aides rushed to print out screenshots of cable news graphics showing Trump's illusory early leads in the key Midwest states. By 2 a.m., Trump wanted to know why he couldn't just say he had won and be done with it.

The Trump White House is literally VEEP  :doge

When they were airing (before Trump was elected), aides on the hill and in the White House said real life was less like House of Cards and way more like Veep.

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« Reply #1870 on: January 16, 2021, 05:13:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1350253097818329089

"Why would I pardon Antifa mike?" :trumps

"She looks like a 5 maybe a 6" :trumps
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« Reply #1871 on: January 16, 2021, 05:17:24 PM »
Stephen Miller sat on a couch furiously

I got nervous for a second.  :exxy
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« Reply #1872 on: January 16, 2021, 07:08:51 PM »
Guess who's back? :rejoice


Rumor has it he's doing the impeachment case.
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« Reply #1873 on: January 16, 2021, 08:04:18 PM »
he's not even getting paid he's such a lil bitch :neogaf
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« Reply #1874 on: January 16, 2021, 08:10:35 PM »
He might not be getting paid cash, but just think about all that exposure.

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« Reply #1875 on: January 16, 2021, 08:39:13 PM »
He might not be getting paid cash, but just think about all that exposure.

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« Reply #1876 on: January 16, 2021, 10:25:42 PM »

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« Reply #1877 on: January 17, 2021, 12:17:45 AM »
I think when your side starts erecting a gallows, you might need to start questioning whether you are on the "right" side.
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« Reply #1878 on: January 17, 2021, 07:29:59 AM »
https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1350781516197072898

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White House staff quickly learned about Trump’s disregard for documents as they witnessed him tearing them up and discarding them. “My director came up to me and said, ‘You have to tape these together,’” said Solomon Lartey, a former White House records analyst.


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« Reply #1880 on: January 17, 2021, 02:51:38 PM »
there must be hours of graham getting fisted by barely legal DC rentboys on someone's hard drive.

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« Reply #1882 on: January 17, 2021, 07:33:15 PM »
https://axios.com/trump-lawyers-biden-election-victory-debf79bc-750b-457b-a736-789b501d62a7.html

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Eventually, Giuliani would realize that he and his crew were alone in the conference room. He'd walk down the hall and knock on the glass outside Stepien's office, where about eight aides had squeezed onto a pair of couches. "You guys, where did you go?" Giuliani would say. "This is serious!"
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In conversations in the Oval Office, Trump would occasionally slip and seem to acknowledge he lost, saying, "Can you believe I lost to that fucking guy? That fucking corpse?"
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"We're not lying," Clark shot back. "You're a fucking asshole, Rudy."
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This was the Giuliani show now. The barbarians were in the Oval. The rest of the Republican Party was just along for the ride.
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« Reply #1883 on: January 17, 2021, 07:38:21 PM »
rudy G had all the clout  :titus
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« Reply #1885 on: January 17, 2021, 07:43:22 PM »


It's tough out there

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« Reply #1886 on: January 17, 2021, 07:47:27 PM »
rudy G had all the clout  :titus
Rudy G is the MVP.

There have been few Trump Presidency scandals that he wasn't directly responsible for or involved in.
Rudy and his endless supply of 'associates' who were denied to testify against Rudy or Trump because they were criminals who couldn't be trusted  :doge.
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« Reply #1887 on: January 17, 2021, 09:57:10 PM »
https://axios.com/trump-lawyers-biden-election-victory-debf79bc-750b-457b-a736-789b501d62a7.html

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Eventually, Giuliani would realize that he and his crew were alone in the conference room. He'd walk down the hall and knock on the glass outside Stepien's office, where about eight aides had squeezed onto a pair of couches. "You guys, where did you go?" Giuliani would say. "This is serious!"
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In conversations in the Oval Office, Trump would occasionally slip and seem to acknowledge he lost, saying, "Can you believe I lost to that fucking guy? That fucking corpse?"
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"We're not lying," Clark shot back. "You're a fucking asshole, Rudy."
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This was the Giuliani show now. The barbarians were in the Oval. The rest of the Republican Party was just along for the ride.
These articles are a great read. Even if only 50% of the information is correct, it's still fucking hilariously amateur/crazy hour.
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« Reply #1890 on: January 18, 2021, 10:22:00 AM »
meh it's not SIPR or TS/SCI, dumb crime to commit for little gain. tho i do wonder if they use chip based access cards in congress, cuz her screen should have been locked when she evacuated.
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« Reply #1891 on: January 18, 2021, 10:25:31 AM »
Q unlocked her screen :tinfoil
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« Reply #1892 on: January 18, 2021, 10:42:53 AM »
Pelosi purposefully left her laptop unlocked to bait patriots into stealing it so she could impeach Trump and impose marital law!  :noooo
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« Reply #1893 on: January 18, 2021, 10:52:02 AM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55709740

US Capitol on lockdown due to 'security threat'

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« Reply #1894 on: January 18, 2021, 12:41:53 PM »
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Police say they acted out of an abundance of caution after witnesses reported smoke rising nearby. The fire was several blocks away.
Rudy lit his cigar  :pimp or they're burning all the documents

Was just on the Dutch news, it was a couple of homeless tents that went up in flames.  :'(
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« Reply #1895 on: January 18, 2021, 01:57:57 PM »
https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1351228190312824849

https://twitter.com/XXL/status/1351178422337368065

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The special, hosted by Tom Hanks, is set to air live on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and MSNBC from 8:30 to 10 p.m. EST on January 20. It will feature performances from Jon Bon Jovi, who campaigned with Biden in Pennsylvania, Demi Lovato, Justin Timberlake and Ant Clemons.
At least we won't have to sit through the YMCA or a Vanilla Ice impersonator but I wager there won't be a Linkin Park remix  :fbm
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« Reply #1896 on: January 18, 2021, 02:11:23 PM »
meh it's not SIPR or TS/SCI, dumb crime to commit for little gain. tho i do wonder if they use chip based access cards in congress, cuz her screen should have been locked when she evacuated.

we know thanks to photos posted the day of the invasion that at least one computer was on and unlocked with staffer emails visible

a laptop ought to be a different story but
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« Reply #1897 on: January 18, 2021, 02:30:09 PM »
I think there’s about a 25% chance of trump saying fuck it and pardoning  :jared

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« Reply #1898 on: January 18, 2021, 03:57:59 PM »
Trump is taking out his revenge on everyone so he's gonna pardon Ghislaine Maxwell, O.J. and a bunch of other people and keep Assange hanging to fuck with the 'low class' Q's who devalued his brand.
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« Reply #1899 on: January 18, 2021, 04:01:35 PM »
Trump is taking out his revenge on everyone so he's gonna pardon Ghislaine Maxwell, O.J. and a bunch of other people and keep Assange hanging to fuck with the 'low class' Q's who devalued his brand.

https://twitter.com/kumarraonyc/status/810238829282127873

Ivanka can tell he's a bad dude

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« Reply #1901 on: January 18, 2021, 04:37:46 PM »
You people seriously named a monument the National Garden of American Heroes? Is it any wonder the rest of the world thinks you're all fucking flag waving idiots?
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« Reply #1902 on: January 18, 2021, 04:43:05 PM »
You people seriously named a monument the National Garden of American Heroes? Is it any wonder the rest of the world thinks you're all fucking flag waving idiots?
Trump did :trumps

Anyhow since he's doing this by EO, there's a big chance that Biden will cancel it.
The Biden administration has been toying with the idea to revoke all EO's not yet implemented or acted on by the time Trump leaves office, which is most of the recent ones.  :doge
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« Reply #1903 on: January 18, 2021, 04:50:17 PM »
It'll never get built because, like most of Trump's EOs, there's likely no mechanism in place to actually carry it out and no funding.
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« Reply #1904 on: January 18, 2021, 04:53:56 PM »
There's one he did recently that mandated all government buildings must be 'beautiful'. :dead

https://twitter.com/justinsink/status/1341047144891953154
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« Reply #1905 on: January 18, 2021, 04:54:27 PM »
grover cleveland  ;)
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« Reply #1907 on: January 18, 2021, 06:49:48 PM »
They forgot about infrastructure week tho :fbm


Welcome to the next period of time

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« Reply #1908 on: January 18, 2021, 07:47:09 PM »
No Nintex visitng the land of the free  :usacry

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« Reply #1913 on: January 19, 2021, 02:14:08 AM »
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« Reply #1914 on: January 19, 2021, 05:41:09 AM »
I always thought that seems offensive to people with mental illnesses who want to bang.

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« Reply #1915 on: January 19, 2021, 06:25:01 AM »
is trump gonna pull some big stunt on his last day or is pardoning weezy f baby the big bang he goes out on :hmm
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« Reply #1916 on: January 19, 2021, 06:35:40 AM »
There's no way that he won't (do a big stunt that is)

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« Reply #1917 on: January 19, 2021, 11:49:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/weast_carolina/status/1351391285903556609

:shaq

I thought (former?) GAF/Bore member Cloudwalking ran off to Switzerland.

What is she doing selling American secrets to the Russians?  :'(

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« Reply #1918 on: January 19, 2021, 12:53:30 PM »
https://twitter.com/weast_carolina/status/1351391285903556609

:shaq

I thought (former?) GAF/Bore member Cloudwalking ran off to Switzerland.

What is she doing selling American secrets to the Russians?  :'(
I read the other day that OnlyFans is saturated :trumps

This thread has some interesting photographs
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1351588613453213698
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« Reply #1919 on: January 19, 2021, 12:54:27 PM »
like anyone would simp for that ho :heh
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