Elon Bought Twitter- X GON GIVE IT TO YA

[benjipwns]

I am starting to feel like I could tweet at Elon to let me run the company and this wouldn't definitively lead to a completely embarrassing disaster for humanity.

[BIONIC]

No matter how bad Musk fucks up, he will still be more competent than the idiots who ran Twatter before him.

This will age very poorly in a year’s time, won’t it?

[Occam]

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1602831274422718464

Not just Apple.

[Potato]

No matter how bad Musk fucks up, he will still be more competent than the idiots who ran Twatter before him.

This will age very poorly in a year’s time, won’t it?

No. Happy for you to bring it up next year so we can discuss.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589414958508691456

https://www.thedailybeast.com/twitter-account-following-elon-musks-private-jet-gets-shadow-banned

Technically it's not a lie, Apartheid Elton only mentioned banning, not shadow banning.

Now proper banned

https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1603012723939459074

 

[james]

Elon Musk finally rests his head on his MyPillow

He closes his eyes.

All he can hear is the thunderous boos

He tosses and turns

"Im rich bitch" echos in his head, boos left, right, in front, and behind.

He stands up.

Paces back and forth.

He pops in some sleeping pills but it still mad.

Fuck that jet kid. Let me ban him.

He falls asleep, drugged and now for a minute, happy.

[Occam]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589414958508691456

https://www.thedailybeast.com/twitter-account-following-elon-musks-private-jet-gets-shadow-banned

Technically it's not a lie, Apartheid Elton only mentioned banning, not shadow banning.

Now proper banned

https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1603012723939459074

 

https://twitter.com/ACABylonBee/status/1603051363621126147

[Occam]

Elonjet now is on mastodon:
https://mastodon.social/@elonjet

[Pissy F Benny]

who cares?

[who is ted danson?]

who cares?

Me with my MANPAD

[james]

https://twitter.com/webster/status/1603124997991505920

Im not mad Im not mad

[james]

https://mobile.twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1603116895280205825

[HaughtyFrank]

Elon now slowly banning all the other jet tracking accounts so it looks less hypocritical 

https://twitter.com/cyhithegoat/status/1603127409011736580

[james]

He banned the personal account of the kid too.

The best part is how hes been angry all day and every hour goes back to the computer to issue another ban

Which famous podcast or talk show will have the kid on first? Jimmy Kimmel?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

He banned the personal account of the kid too.

Link?

[Pissy F Benny]

He banned the personal account of the kid too.

The best part is how hes been angry all day and every hour goes back to the computer to issue another ban

Which famous podcast or talk show will have the kid on first? Jimmy Kimmel?

[Occam]

He banned the personal account of the kid too.

Indeed he did, that's where I got the mastodon link earlier today.
That was it:
https://twitter.com/JxckSweeney/status/1603028610209779712

Does that mean if you link to https://mastodon.social/@elonjet on Twitter you'll get banned?

Jack Sweeny posted this on mastodon:

[Pissy F Benny]

No one is clicking on a mastadon link blud

[Nintex]

This is the first time I've visited Mastodon.

I thought I would be greeted with anti-capitalist memes but it seems like a place for the most boring people to hang out

Not impressed

[Cauliflower Of Love]

i wonder is sweeny is a russina asseet

[james]

ElfLore banned discussion of Elon/Twitter

 

[Potato]

That place is still going huh?

[Nintex]

[Occam]

So fElon doesn't like it when his jet is tracked, but he intends to track everyone's location unless they pay for a blue checkmark.

[james]

The rules have changed. pray he doesnt change them further

https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1603156150953734144

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Will wait for era judgement

[benjipwns]

Why would you want to collect tracking data from people who stay in the same place to tweet all the time?

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1603163624276729858

[Uncle]

so here's my question, if someone tweets "I am currently at 123 fake street" and someone retweets it, have they shared that information without the other party's permission

or what if someone tweets a photo of the bedsheets at the hotel they're staying at which could be used to learn their location, and you retweet the photo

[Occam]

So you are no longer allowed to post any newly taken photos or videos of people which contain discernible location info, such as public places. Hahah.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

So you are no longer allowed to post any newly taken photos or videos of people which contain discernible location info, such as public places. Hahah.

Live location.

Check the twitter guidelines


Jeez

[Uncle]

So you are no longer allowed to post any newly taken photos or videos of people which contain discernible location info, such as public places. Hahah.

Live location.

Check the twitter guidelines


Jeez

yeah so if you take a selfie at a ballpark and you say "here I am at the ballpark literally right now" and there are 50 people in the stands behind you who are identifiable and didn't give permission for you to share their location

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Omg

How dense are you people

Leave musk alone

[james]

ELON JET IS BACK BITCHES

[james]

Musk: Twitter will replace mainstream media

Musk: All news must be delayed 24 hours for privacy reasons

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Elonjet is back

Take that James!

[james]

Elonjet is back

Take that James!

Backed to being banned you mean

Go cut your florets off

https://twitter.com/ElonJet/

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603190155107794944

[BIONIC]

So fElon …

[Occam]

https://twitter.com/ElonJet/

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603190155107794944

What's a "lil X"?

Anyway,
https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1603191197765627904

[Phoenix Dark]

Evilore vibes. Dude is a pussy. 

[Occam]

Reminder that just three days ago Musky had no problem to falsely imply Yoel Roth was supporting pedophilia in front of his 120 million followers, causing him to be driven from his home.

[Uncle]

Reminder that just three days ago Musky had no problem to falsely imply Yoel Roth was supporting pedophilia in front of his 120 million followers, causing him to be driven from his home.

wait did he specify the grindr teens he was talking about would be over the age of consent or

[Occam]

If teenagers dating teenagers is pedophilia, then I guess he was supporting pedophilia. My bad.

[james]

If teenagers dating teenagers is pedophilia, then I guess he was supporting pedophilia. My bad.

WE FOUND THE GROOMER GET HIM BOYS




AND BY BOYS I MEAN MEN 18+



LETS MAKE IT 21+ JUST TO BE SAFE

[Uncle]

If teenagers dating teenagers is pedophilia, then I guess he was supporting pedophilia. My bad.

wait did he specify teens dating teens and not older men they find on grindr or

[Occam]

NYT said he proposed they "adopt safety strategies" for teenagers, does that sound like promoting pedophilia or

[james]

He had to sell $3b in stock to fund his twitter habit

 

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000089924322038522/xslF345X03/doc4.xml

[james]

If teenagers dating teenagers is pedophilia, then I guess he was supporting pedophilia. My bad.

wait did he specify teens dating teens and not older men they find on grindr or

His paper simply proposed the same model Tinder used. One garden for the kiddies, one for the adults.

Tinder grew so fast by seeding its app with college students in the US, assuming they’d be an influential group because, as Mateen puts it: “as someone who’s younger in high school, you want to be a college kid. And a lot of adults are envious of college kids too”.

He adds that Tinder is broadening out now, though. “Early on, over 90% of our user base was aged between 18 and 24. Today, that number is about 51%,” he says. “13-17 year-olds are now over 7%, 25-32 year-olds are about 32%, 35-44 is about 6.5% and the remainder are older than 45.”

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/24/tinder-dating-app-social-networks

Still, it's clear that more and more teens are turning to the internet in pursuit of romance. Like Tinder, dating apps MeetMe and Skout are open to anyone above the age of 13, while MyLOL and OurTeenNetwork were specifically created for the high school set. And it's not just specialized services that have gained traction: Olivia, a 17-year-old from Pennsylvania, says she would be more willing to meet up with someone she connected with on social media than on a dating app. "I met one of my ex-boyfriends on Facebook and things went really well for us," she says, adding, "I've also gained a lot of close friends by using it."

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/teens-on-tinder

[Uncle]

NYT said he proposed they "adopt safety strategies" for teenagers, does that sound like promoting pedophilia or

I feel like when it comes to an app explicitly designed to organize sex hookups, there's not really a way to sanitize it?

like for example if you advocated for "adopting safety strategies" to allow teens to upload porn of themselves to pornhub, which would still be illegal

[BIONIC]

You had those teen dating articles bookmarked, didn’t you, James?   

[james]

You had those teen dating articles bookmarked, didn’t you, James?   

I did, used them to win some reddit argument this week while the bore was down

 

[Boredfrom]

NYT said he proposed they "adopt safety strategies" for teenagers, does that sound like promoting pedophilia or

I feel like when it comes to an app explicitly designed to organize sex hookups, there's not really a way to sanitize it?

like for example if you advocated for "adopting safety strategies" to allow teens to upload porn of themselves to pornhub, which would still be illegal

For fuck sake, Uncle.

Elon called him a pedophile because he is an asshole not because he genuinely cares about whatever argument he made in the thesis.

Is not the first time he calls someone a pedophile because his ego got hurt.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603190155107794944

My man learning a lot about what the Brandenburg standard actually is.

[Transhuman]

NYT said he proposed they "adopt safety strategies" for teenagers, does that sound like promoting pedophilia or

I feel like when it comes to an app explicitly designed to organize sex hookups, there's not really a way to sanitize it?

like for example if you advocated for "adopting safety strategies" to allow teens to upload porn of themselves to pornhub, which would still be illegal

For fuck sake, Uncle.

Elon called him a pedophile because he is an asshole not because he genuinely cares about whatever argument he made in the thesis.

Is not the first time he calls someone a pedophile because his ego got hurt.

Elon is an asshole but he didn't call that guy a pedophile, he said "Looks like Yoel is arguing in favor of children being able to access adult Internet services in his PhD thesis", with a screencap of exactly that.

[Boredfrom]

NYT said he proposed they "adopt safety strategies" for teenagers, does that sound like promoting pedophilia or

I feel like when it comes to an app explicitly designed to organize sex hookups, there's not really a way to sanitize it?

like for example if you advocated for "adopting safety strategies" to allow teens to upload porn of themselves to pornhub, which would still be illegal

For fuck sake, Uncle.

Elon called him a pedophile because he is an asshole not because he genuinely cares about whatever argument he made in the thesis.

Is not the first time he calls someone a pedophile because his ego got hurt.

Elon is an asshole but he didn't call that guy a pedophile, he said "Looks like Yoel is arguing in favor of children being able to access adult Internet services in his PhD thesis", with a screencap of exactly that.

He just really, really, really, implied when responding another person post and saying “this explains a lot”.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

He had to sell $3b in stock to fund his twitter habit

 

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000089924322038522/xslF345X03/doc4.xml

Imagine laughing at someone for being true to their word.

[james]

HE JUST LITERALLY CREATED THESE RULES

2 HOURS AGO

HE WROTE THE TOS

December 2022

You may not publish or post other people's private information without their express authorization and permission. We also prohibit threatening to expose private information or incentivizing others to do so.

In addition, you may not share private media, such as images or videos of private individuals, without their consent.

https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies/personal-information

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603235998263123969

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Base musk

[benjipwns]

But the rules about "private information" have been on Twitter's TOS for a long time and they've always been interpreted to mean "public information" for people Twitter likes.

[Transhuman]

"In addition, you may not share private media, such as images or videos of private individuals, without their consent."

So no more Karen/public freakout/shaming videos? That's even dumber than when tumblr ditched nudes. You know 10% of me still thought there might be some master plan and twitter would experience some sort of massive reversal of fortune, but I guess his ego is just too huge for him to make smart business decisions.