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« Reply #1740 on: December 15, 2022, 12:31:30 AM »
"In addition, you may not share private media, such as images or videos of private individuals, without their consent."

So no more Karen/public freakout/shaming videos? That's even dumber than when tumblr ditched nudes. You know 10% of me still thought there might be some master plan and twitter would experience some sort of massive reversal of fortune, but I guess his ego is just too huge for him to make smart business decisions.
Again, this has been the rule on Twitter for a long time and yes, they have banned at times for those videos even though they're not private.

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« Reply #1741 on: December 15, 2022, 12:58:39 AM »
My bird law training tells me expectation of privacy in public spaces means you can record beckys.

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« Reply #1742 on: December 15, 2022, 04:05:37 AM »
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« Reply #1743 on: December 15, 2022, 06:42:49 AM »
"In addition, you may not share private media, such as images or videos of private individuals, without their consent."

So no more Karen/public freakout/shaming videos? That's even dumber than when tumblr ditched nudes. You know 10% of me still thought there might be some master plan and twitter would experience some sort of massive reversal of fortune, but I guess his ego is just too huge for him to make smart business decisions.
Again, this has been the rule on Twitter for a long time and yes, they have banned at times for those videos even though they're not private.

basically make nearly everything against the rules but don't take stuff down most of the time, just apply them inconsistently when convenient

and until recently, have the foresight to obfuscate that everything is against the rules so you can do this subtly
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« Reply #1744 on: December 15, 2022, 06:59:03 AM »
"In addition, you may not share private media, such as images or videos of private individuals, without their consent."

So no more Karen/public freakout/shaming videos? That's even dumber than when tumblr ditched nudes. You know 10% of me still thought there might be some master plan and twitter would experience some sort of massive reversal of fortune, but I guess his ego is just too huge for him to make smart business decisions.
Again, this has been the rule on Twitter for a long time and yes, they have banned at times for those videos even though they're not private.

basically make nearly everything against the rules but don't take stuff down most of the time, just apply them inconsistently when convenient

and until recently, have the foresight to obfuscate that everything is against the rules so you can do this subtly

:reeeee or :elon

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« Reply #1746 on: December 15, 2022, 12:09:05 PM »
He is probably just there to find evidence for Hilary‘s countless murders. :ufup

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« Reply #1747 on: December 15, 2022, 07:15:44 PM »
Vague rules, my favorite kind of rules

https://twitter.com/AriDrennen/status/1603174349720408067


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« Reply #1749 on: December 15, 2022, 08:17:41 PM »
One of those is already dead. Boy moves fast.

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« Reply #1750 on: December 15, 2022, 08:27:34 PM »
Imagine studying for years and perfecting your craft as a journalist and then being put on the "Elon Musk" beat like some gossip rag bimbo...
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« Reply #1751 on: December 15, 2022, 08:42:00 PM »
What are the odds the feds are about to drop some spicy spicy incitements and hes banning everyone who would report on them?


Would also explain him selling 4% of his stock holdings this week.

I would keep an eye on which country elonjet is flying to
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« Reply #1752 on: December 15, 2022, 09:02:31 PM »
Musk dropping the N word in a private video has got to be less than 72 hours away at this point
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« Reply #1753 on: December 15, 2022, 09:06:11 PM »
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« Reply #1754 on: December 15, 2022, 09:28:18 PM »
I really like this clash of unhinged forum moderation behavior combined with professional companies

https://twitter.com/farhip/status/1603574677846335490

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« Reply #1755 on: December 15, 2022, 09:30:24 PM »
I just wanted to say that Elon Musk, like the bore mods, is 100% NOT fat.
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« Reply #1756 on: December 15, 2022, 09:32:23 PM »
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« Reply #1757 on: December 15, 2022, 09:43:20 PM »
:rofl

Dying laughing.

Eat up more slop you pigs :rejoice Dance for me! DANCE!

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« Reply #1758 on: December 15, 2022, 09:46:24 PM »
I take it mastodon and alternatives felt flat on their faces if there’s such desperation to remain on Twitter.

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« Reply #1759 on: December 15, 2022, 09:48:08 PM »
https://twitter.com/CNNPR/status/1603579612612665344

CNN: "Mr. Musk, please explain yourself"

Elon: "Suck my asshole! Oh my big booty asshole!"

CNN: "we are still awaiting further clarification "

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« Reply #1760 on: December 15, 2022, 09:55:45 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #1761 on: December 15, 2022, 09:56:15 PM »


My lovely lady lumps :elon

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« Reply #1762 on: December 15, 2022, 10:19:59 PM »
The one active mod of r/elonmusk is going down with the ship

Not allowing new posts and ranting about how Musk has transformed humanity
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« Reply #1764 on: December 15, 2022, 10:27:31 PM »
Doesn’t feel that good when you are in the receiving end of “it’s not free speech but private ownership”, eh journos?

Elon still a thin skinned bitch, though.  :lol

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« Reply #1765 on: December 15, 2022, 10:28:47 PM »
Next step in the evilore trip has arrived, banning outside links

https://mobile.twitter.com/ofsevit/status/1603567897560883201
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« Reply #1766 on: December 15, 2022, 10:33:38 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1603574688457936897

Of course it didn’t happen. Dude drives around in a car that has a 360 always on camera. If somebody did jump on the car he would’ve posted that footage.

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« Reply #1767 on: December 15, 2022, 10:42:18 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1603574688457936897

Of course it didn’t happen. Dude drives around in a car that has a 360 always on camera. If somebody did jump on the car he would’ve posted that footage.

Even a photo of a scratch on the car would have been nice lol
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« Reply #1769 on: December 15, 2022, 11:07:06 PM »
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« Reply #1770 on: December 15, 2022, 11:41:23 PM »
Is he referring to Lil Nas X or Lil Xan?

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« Reply #1771 on: December 15, 2022, 11:41:33 PM »
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« Reply #1773 on: December 16, 2022, 12:05:13 AM »
https://twitter.com/ForeverEversley/status/1603612770892918784

 :point

Why the fuck Keffals is there? Elon could have just won any argument by pointing Keffals being in that conversation lol. It would be more worthwhile than anything he has done in last year.

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« Reply #1774 on: December 16, 2022, 12:19:15 AM »
Might as well suspend every user in the chat room. See how far you can take it before people leave. The gaf way..

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« Reply #1775 on: December 16, 2022, 12:29:56 AM »
Might as well suspend every user in the chat room. See how far you can take it before people leave. The gaf way..

https://mobile.twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603619497461616640
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« Reply #1776 on: December 16, 2022, 02:28:35 AM »
Well of course. It was an autocorrect error. Elmo meant to write he was a free speech absurdist.
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« Reply #1777 on: December 16, 2022, 03:29:57 AM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1603584361433120774

The internet is a dangerous place. He probably should block all external links, just to be safe.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2022, 04:01:34 AM by Occam »
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« Reply #1778 on: December 16, 2022, 04:20:55 AM »
Well of course. It was an autocorrect error. Elmo meant to write he was a free speech absurdist.

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« Reply #1779 on: December 16, 2022, 04:56:11 AM »
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603609466301059073

:rejoice


Shame he banned Aaron Rupar though, where will we get Trump stand-up special coverage in real time :fbm


Might as well suspend every user in the chat room. See how far you can take it before people leave. The gaf way..
Those are probably the worst soy reeeeee Russiagate tumblr tier journo'sTM of all of them.
Not a bad idea to get them all in one sweep.

Also the kind of people that said they would leave Twitter for Mastodon and obviously didn't.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603651150498398208
« Last Edit: December 16, 2022, 05:05:52 AM by Nintex »
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« Reply #1780 on: December 16, 2022, 09:00:17 AM »
The entire exchange was already posted above. Musky immediately left when he was questioned, and then kicked everyone out of the chatroom.
https://twitter.com/ForeverEversley/status/1603612770892918784

 :point
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« Reply #1782 on: December 16, 2022, 12:33:21 PM »
Either hes about to kill himself or the satellites are about to start bombing cities

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603804175858429952
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« Reply #1783 on: December 16, 2022, 01:07:00 PM »
Either hes about to kill himself or the satellites are about to start bombing cities

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603804175858429952

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« Reply #1784 on: December 16, 2022, 01:10:04 PM »
What are the odds the feds are about to drop some spicy spicy incitements and hes banning everyone who would report on them?
Wouldn't he have suspended people who might actually report these kinds of things though?

Why the fuck Keffals is there? Elon could have just won any argument by pointing Keffals being in that conversation lol. It would be more worthwhile than anything he has done in last year.
Not just Keffals, there's barely any "journalists" shown in this screenshot of supposed journalists. Lots of Twitter obsessives though.

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« Reply #1785 on: December 16, 2022, 01:15:03 PM »
Either hes about to kill himself or the satellites are about to start bombing cities

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603804175858429952

NFT trading cards?
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« Reply #1786 on: December 16, 2022, 01:42:30 PM »
Either hes about to kill himself or the satellites are about to start bombing cities

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603804175858429952

Taylor Lorenz getting banned

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« Reply #1787 on: December 16, 2022, 02:01:33 PM »
He's probably talking about the COVID stuff and the deep stateTM
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« Reply #1788 on: December 16, 2022, 02:14:33 PM »

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« Reply #1789 on: December 16, 2022, 02:21:25 PM »
They should permanently suspend him for publishing conspiracy theories as his only work.

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« Reply #1790 on: December 16, 2022, 02:29:04 PM »


wtf i love elon musk now

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« Reply #1792 on: December 16, 2022, 03:57:30 PM »

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« Reply #1793 on: December 16, 2022, 04:02:47 PM »
MELT DOWN THE ELECTRONIC TWITTER MACHINES TOO!

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« Reply #1794 on: December 16, 2022, 05:11:04 PM »
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« Reply #1795 on: December 16, 2022, 05:39:24 PM »
HOLY FUCK THE MY PILLOW GUY :rejoice

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« Reply #1796 on: December 16, 2022, 05:39:37 PM »
Seeing people going on CNN to talk about how they got banned is just too funny to me. I know it's a little bit more serious but the feeling prevails that this is kind of like someone going on TV because they just got banned from the Marvel subreddit.

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« Reply #1797 on: December 16, 2022, 05:40:36 PM »
CNN soy journo's  :crybaby

My Pillow Enjoyers  :cruise
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« Reply #1799 on: December 16, 2022, 05:57:35 PM »
"You work at the FBI? So are you like hunting serial killers?"

"Yeah.... kind of...."

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