Elon Bought Twitter- X GON GIVE IT TO YA

[Nintex]

So that's why Riotous went back to ResetEra of all places. A new posting.

[benjipwns]

twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1603857581503569929[/url]

twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1603857609118859264[/url]

FBI demanding Twitter comedians to be banned.

Wild stuff, the FBI sent me an e-mail the other day too:

[james]

WHAT WE THOUGHT HAPPENED

FBI, CIA, etc etc all had backdoors into social media and could delete and ban at will

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

hai can u plz ban this guy his joke not funny thx!

[Polident Hive]

Seeing people going on CNN to talk about how they got banned is just too funny to me. I know it's a little bit more serious but the feeling prevails that this is kind of like someone going on TV because they just got banned from the Marvel subreddit.

Perhaps I’m eternally stuck in Web 1.0 mind, or whatever it’s considered, because that’s still how I see it. Internet life is different from real life. There’s a reason I’m Polident Hive and not character actor Scott Glenn. We as a society need to return to internet normalcy. Zero Cool and Acid Burn. Neo and Trinity. xX_pwng0d_Xx > Jeff.

[benjipwns]

Seeing people going on CNN to talk about how they got banned is just too funny to me. I know it's a little bit more serious but the feeling prevails that this is kind of like someone going on TV because they just got banned from the Marvel subreddit.

Is it though?

[Nintex]

Seeing people going on CNN to talk about how they got banned is just too funny to me. I know it's a little bit more serious but the feeling prevails that this is kind of like someone going on TV because they just got banned from the Marvel subreddit.

Perhaps I’m eternally stuck in Web 1.0 mind, or whatever it’s considered, because that’s still how I see it. Internet life is different from real life. There’s a reason I’m Polident Hive and not character actor Scott Glenn. We as a society need to return to internet normalcy. Zero Cool and Acid Burn. Neo and Trinity. xX_pwng0d_Xx > Jeff.

We just need to kick off all the people that can't install their own GPU's or open PDF's. Make the internet Great Again.

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603886760437522433

[Occam]

After international criticism (the EU threatened sanctions because his actions violated its Digital Services Act and Media Freedom Act), Musk gave in and unbanned the journalists and mastodon's account.
(Of course he then pretended he only acted this way because of his twitter poll.)

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1603574688457936897

Of course it didn’t happen. Dude drives around in a car that has a 360 always on camera. If somebody did jump on the car he would’ve posted that footage.

Even a photo of a scratch on the car would have been nice lol

He never said he was in the car with the son.

It was probably a private security car like the beast.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603985491505795072

Musk joins the like economy

(the irony of making the paid blue checks the new elite club)

[who is ted danson?]

$20 to ban a user of your choice on twitter

[Cauliflower Of Love]

$20 to ban a user of your choice on twitter

I'll give $15 to have james banned.

@demi

[Phoenix Dark]

Once again we're seeing who were posters and who weren't. Real dudes remember when a mod/admin overstepped his authority, made a mistake, started banning people to cover up their tracks, etc etc. It never ends well for the mod/admin. It's nothing worth crying about or proclaim this the end of free speech. Let Elon cook himself. It won't be tomorrow, next week, next month. But it's gonna happen.

[benjipwns]

A date that will live in infamy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_15,_2022_Twitter_suspensions

[Pissy F Benny]

Jesus fucking christ

[Nintex]

A real 9/11 I'm sorry January 6 moment.

[Boredfrom]

Strong Keep This page is a historical artifact at this point illustrating just how far left and biased wikipedia has become. Deleting it would be a disservice to the absolute absurdity of this page, it authors, and every editor and source who blatantly misrepresented the facts and illustrated such sensationalism over this matter. Kcmastrpc (talk) 22:48, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

 

Feel this mentality encapsulates the culture war shitshow.

“Is a shit Wikipedia page. Let it be so I can bitch about it with my social group and feel validated”.

[Tasty]

Once again we're seeing who were posters and who weren't. Real dudes remember when a mod/admin overstepped his authority, made a mistake, started banning people to cover up their tracks, etc etc. It never ends well for the mod/admin. It's nothing worth crying about or proclaim this the end of free speech. Let Elon cook himself. It won't be tomorrow, next week, next month. But it's gonna happen.

Comparing Elon to Amir0x

[HaughtyFrank]

A date that will live in infamy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_15,_2022_Twitter_suspensions

The original author used the title "Thursday night massacre" until other users changed it for obvious reasons   

Thursday Night Massacre (Twitter) → December 15, 2022 Twitter suspensions – While the current title is certainly funny, article titles are not an appropriate place for tongue-in-cheek hyperbole. Compare this with the other events listed at the disambiguation page for "Thursday Massacre":

Hundreds of soldiers killed in the Battle of Tampere
Two separate incidents in 1934 where workers on strike were killed
Dozens of demonstrators shot dead in the 1956 Hungarian Revolution
Over a hundred people injured when police fired into a crowd in Berkeley in 1969
Four protestors killed in Bahrain in 2011
A search for articles with "massacre" in their titles returns almost entirely incidents in which large numbers of people were killed: Nanjing Massacre, Mỹ Lai massacre, Katyn massacre, etc. Given that Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, our titles for articles should be attempts to describe them in terms that are accurate and neutral. jp×g 10:43, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1604337738202976256

 

[benjipwns]

Yeah, it's a joke if somebody like Parker wasn't banned too. Get to it, Elon. You gonna clean up this town or not?

[Tasty]

I'm drunk as hell and this Twitter drama is so petty and so stupid and so pointless I'm just laughing endlessly.

[Potato]

I'm drunk as hell and this Twitter drama is so petty and so stupid and so pointless I'm just laughing endlessly.

It really is great, isn't it?

[benjipwns]

I'm drunk as hell and this Twitter drama is so petty and so stupid and so pointless I'm just laughing endlessly.

It's payback for every time we had to mutter to the "normies" that they just wouldn't get it.

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[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1604163227574603776
https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1604170885841256448
https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1604173239151779840

[Tasty]

I'm drunk as hell and this Twitter drama is so petty and so stupid and so pointless I'm just laughing endlessly.

It really is great, isn't it?

Not since the XFL have I enjoyed a failure so thoroughly.

[Tasty]

I'm drunk as hell and this Twitter drama is so petty and so stupid and so pointless I'm just laughing endlessly.

Yeah I split infinitives when I'm drunk, FIGHT M?FR'

[benjipwns]

Taylor streamed on Instagram Live for who knows how long complaining about her ban being unfair, posted a bunch of times from an alt account that also got banned and has been issuing statements to reporters about how this threatens free speech for journalists all over the world. These people really do seem to think Twitter's entire existence is all about them personally.

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1604163227574603776
https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1604170885841256448
https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1604173239151779840

not sure if this is a bit or a meltdown or both but when you manage to outwhine besada talking about his lack of fruitbaskets it's not just a little bit pathetic

this was totally worth 40 billion of someone elses money 

[benjipwns]

not sure if this is a bit or a meltdown or both but when you manage to outwhine besada talking about his lack of fruitbaskets it's not just a little bit pathetic

this was totally worth 40 billion of someone elses money 

David Leavitt is not a bit (if he is, it's amazing) he has just recently tried to report people to Child Protective Services for tweets and among these Elon tweets was demanding another woman, attorney general of some state, be put in prison for life for misleadingly repeating the thing about fentanyl being harmful to police who touch it on Twitter.

[jorma]

not sure if this is a bit or a meltdown or both but when you manage to outwhine besada talking about his lack of fruitbaskets it's not just a little bit pathetic

this was totally worth 40 billion of someone elses money 

David Leavitt is not a bit (if he is, it's amazing) he has just recently tried to report people to Child Protective Services for tweets and among these Elon tweets was demanding another woman, attorney general of some state, be put in prison for life for misleadingly repeating the thing about fentanyl being harmful to police who touch it on Twitter.

well if that isn't award winning journalism i don't know what is

[Himu]

Elon is treating Twitter like prime Evi-chan lmao

[Nintex]

Elon brings us definitive evidence that the Washington Post and New York Times are just glorified Tumblr blogs

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1604366284958973953




"I asked him like for a comment like as a journalist, is that like crayzeyy?"

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1604241522005708800

https://twitter.com/LizRummy/status/1604343050838360064

 

[BIONIC]

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1604366284958973953

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"I asked him like for a comment like as a journalist, is that like crayzeyy?"

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She seems to be taking it well.

[HaughtyFrank]

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"I asked him like for a comment like as a journalist, is that like crayzeyy?"

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I appreciate that even in that clip she reveals being terminally online "there's a great tweet about that, I can't find it right now"

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/PhillyD/status/1604543846892855297

[Boredfrom]

Elon Musk throwing another hissy fit. lol

[HaughtyFrank]

I wouldn't be surprised if the ban actually boosts the popularity of those other sites, especially when there's a risk that the people I follow now get banned because they shared their Instagram handle or whatever

[Propagandhim]

Elon knows people won't leave his website.  He can basically do whatever he wants.

[Occam]

Musk's Twitter takeover is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Boredfrom]

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Elon knows people won't leave his website.  He can basically do whatever he wants.

Only true with terminally only folk, not people that genuinely use Twitter to advertise themselves or a company.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

ban people linking their venmos, ko-fis and patreons and REALLY watch the terminally online revolt

[Occam]

"Thou shalt not have other social media before me"

Watch him ban YouTube next, after making people pay for Twitter blue so they are allowed to upload longer videos.

[Occam]

Ahahahahhaha!

https://mastodon.social/@arossp/109536131187807117

[Pissy F Benny]

stop posting mastadon links

[Occam]

Why? This is The Bore, not Twitter.

(Would be nice if they could be embedded automatically here.)

[benjipwns]

twitter.com/PhillyD/status/1604543846892855297

The man's trying to put all the hard working doxers out of business!

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1604578066956800002

Erdogan explains how this man is doing gods work on twitter 

Javanka

Jelon 

"I don't get it jared why won't he post?"

"Maybe you should ban links to the other platforms"

"Hmmm interesting idea"

[HaughtyFrank]

What the fuck is this timeline 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604616863673208832


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

[Nintex]

Elon is losing the vote
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604623424164282368

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Even the musk fanboys are voting yes since they want him to go back to cars and rockets.

When he loses the poll, he’ll just invent a new role for himself (I.e. technoking) and continue on.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1604627087385661440

Who is this clown

[Pissy F Benny]

lex friedman is such a chump, imagine wasting a rad name like lex by being a mega bitch ass nerd like he is.

i wonder if if takes him as long to type a tweet as it does for him to ask a question

[Propagandhim]

https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1604630363795513345

   The Quartering

[Occam]

From a few days ago:
https://www.axios.com/2022/11/16/elon-musk-twitter-ceo-new-leader

Elon Musk on Wednesday told a Delaware judge that he plans to "reduce my time at Twitter and find somebody else to run Twitter over time."

He has made up his mind already.
The poll is meaningless.

[HaughtyFrank]

From a few days ago:
https://www.axios.com/2022/11/16/elon-musk-twitter-ceo-new-leader

Elon Musk on Wednesday told a Delaware judge that he plans to "reduce my time at Twitter and find somebody else to run Twitter over time."

He has made up his mind already.
The poll is meaningless.

So this is one of those times where he's a little clever


...well not really since he publicly announced it already but it is funny how people are scrambling to vote yes or are begging him to stay. The latter probably comforting his ego

[benjipwns]

Didn't really expect him to want to continue to oversee the day to day after they replace management completely. Man wants to shitpost with his "bros" not actually run the company.

[benjipwns]

twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1604578066956800002

FACT CHECK: Erdogan is a man of the people who gets praised for his good works by average passerbys:
https://twitter.com/mathaiaus/status/1571612919682695168