Stop picking up when she calls?
"A history of madness"
"disciple and punishment"
Also, Arvie, there is no such thing as a wold. :wag
How good is bleach at getting blood stains off of hard wood floors?
Here it is in a nutshell:
Within the past week, my friend is completely convinced that Carl Sagan molested him and hypnotized him to forget it all. During the hypnosis, Carl told him all these future events which are all occurring. Monday's psych visit kind of threw him off his story a little. What was supposed to happen was after he told the psychologist his story, the psychologist he saw when he was 11 was supposed to come out, hand him keys to a Lexus and a degree from Cornell in Psychology. All for participating in this sick experiment.
He is very adamant that Carl Sagan is alive and lives with the guy who runs the trailer park he lives in. And soon after the police expose the fact that Sagan is alive, child molestation laws will be forever changed.
Oh, and there are 4 dead bodies in my back yard.Fun stuff, I've never seen anything like it. :-\
I came the school to soon. I'm done studding and want to do something else but the test is still two hours away and if I change what I'm doing I'm afraid I'll forget. If I keep on studding I'm afraid I'll go crazy as if i were molested by carl sagan.
I came the school to soon. I'm done studding and want to do something else but the test is still two hours away and if I change what I'm doing I'm afraid I'll forget. If I keep on studding I'm afraid I'll go crazy as if i were molested by carl sagan.
I came the school to soon. I'm done studding and want to do something else but the test is still two hours away and if I change what I'm doing I'm afraid I'll forget. If I keep on studding I'm afraid I'll go crazy as if i were molested by carl sagan.
Siring horses again, I see.
Chipopo, creepin on the net. :maf
There are a ton on imagefap...or so I hear.
Eating sausages with pickles right now :tophat
In the process of preparing for a weeklong training extravaganza down in Landover, MD... I'm more so interested in the Ethiopian food I can get in DC... and perhaps checking out some of the DC bars and seeing if I run into infamous PUA's like Roissy/Roosh/et al.
I have a midterm today. Also no one likes me. :'(
In the process of preparing for a weeklong training extravaganza down in Landover, MD... I'm more so interested in the Ethiopian food I can get in DC... and perhaps checking out some of the DC bars and seeing if I run into infamous PUA's like Roissy/Roosh/et al.
if you have time, check out Glow.
http://www.clubglow.com/
In the process of preparing for a weeklong training extravaganza down in Landover, MD... I'm more so interested in the Ethiopian food I can get in DC... and perhaps checking out some of the DC bars and seeing if I run into infamous PUA's like Roissy/Roosh/et al.
if you have time, check out Glow.
http://www.clubglow.com/
Hmm, Gareth Emery is playing the day before I touch down (I'll be there Sun June 14-Sat June 20), would have been a cool show to go... only went clubbing in DC once, to some ghetto club called Dream I think, in 2004 Armin was there. Do you know of any smaller, loungier venues (similar to something like NYC's Sullivan Room), where I can find something more housy or proggy?
Also, do you know anything about the Landover area? Or throw off any recommendations for good eats in the DC area (any type of cuisine).
I have a midterm today. Also no one likes me. :'(
Very few people probably know you. If they don't know you, they can neither like- nor dislike you.
I'm going to fail calculus, fuck math and anyone that likes it.
a common problem amongst the ugly.
I'm either going to kill myself or quit my job. I'll let you guys know tommorow what happens.
I'm either going to kill myself or quit my job. I'll let you guys know tommorow what happens.
Don't quit your job!
My first ever decent stunt kite just arrived in the mail. :hyper
My kite lines won't arrive for a couple more weeks. FUUU
My first ever decent stunt kite just arrived in the mail. :hyper
My kite lines won't arrive for a couple more weeks. FUUU
That's really cool... was always interested in giving kite flying one of these days.
Nope, in briefs.
What's wrong with them?
Nope, in briefs.
What's wrong with them?
(insert euro joke here)
:bow boxer briefs :bow2
Boxer briefs ftw. I'm a fan of how they keep everything together.
Boxer briefs ftw. I'm a fan of how they keep everything together.
Boxer Briefs :rock
I personally enjoy how they cup my booty :-*
I wear boxers at home and briefs when I'm out and about or exercising.
I can't do boxers. I get severe whiplash when running.
I wear boxers at home and briefs when I'm out and about or exercising.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
BTW we call briefs 'undies' in Australia (pronounced undees). It's short for underpants. Fascinating, I know.
I get half a day of..to work on a perl assignment and to start a group project on prolog. One of my teammates has a degrees in physics and the other is an Md. I feel intellectually small.
My first ever decent stunt kite just arrived in the mail. :hyper
My kite lines won't arrive for a couple more weeks. FUUU
That's really cool... was always interested in giving kite flying one of these days.
I was always interested too, but never actually got around to it. When I saw videos of the tricks they get up to nowadays I was blown away and had to give it a try.
[youtube=560,345]s5ouktZK7m8[/youtube]
Also, Arvie, there is no such thing as a wold. :wagGrammar Nazi in da haus! :-*
Gonna Be Moving Into My Own Place On The First
Bored As Ever I Have No Kidz...
Going Back To School, Workin
Umm I'm Chubby Dont Like It
To Bad Dont Bug Me None....
Came On Here To
Meet Some New Peoplez Checkin It Out
Just Started Workin Out Again
Gonna Start Training For MMA
With My Uncle As Soon
As He Thinkz Im For Real About It ahha
used to train but had a lil bit of a drinkin problem...its all good now though
i like
hip hop/reggae/r&b/country **new and old**
fishin
pool
moviez
watchin fighting
video gamez..
random sex LMAO kiddin
IF YER A INTERNET PERV DONT MSG ME KK THANKZ
JUST LOOKIN ON HERE FOR FRIENDZ AND CUZ OF BORDEM
umm alot of thingz
!?!Im Not A Material B*tch!?!
18-28 only
**********************THIS GOES FOR GIRLS TOO NOT JUST DUDES*************************
IM NOT A WHORE
I WILL NOT JUST HAVE SEX WITH U
SO IF UR GONNA TRY
DONT EVEN BOTHER UR JUST
WASTING UR TIME AND BREATH
First Date
something fun
N ITD BE CALLED HANGING OUT NOT A DATE
prolly like lazer tag or that new paint ball place
go to the bar or to the gentlemenz club see some stripperz sumthin n e ways
maybe go see a cage war or somethin
cruise around or iunno lol we'd have to see
Worst. Dating. Profile. Ever.
pic of that gurl plz.
pic of that gurl plz.
but I can't :(
Also the real reason I came to post: Prolog is kind of nifty.
looks like your type.
QuoteAlso the real reason I came to post: Prolog is kind of nifty.
fuck yes
pic of that gurl plz.
Good god, that's supposed to be a woman talking? Jesus christ.
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on Today at 05:06:42 PM
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Also the real reason I came to post: Prolog is kind of nifty.
fuck yes
no
Sweet video! What would you recommend for someone who has no idea at all about this? Like... a decent, cheap entry level kite and some instructional videos?
Girl with kid told me not to be weirded out but she's crushin' on me :'(
Slave Girl is real. I found her facebook and myspace accounts.
More negatives: likes J-pop, supports PETA, looks to enjoy cosplay
you said she was in Toronto right? :'(
I'm having trouble reconciling how accomplished and talented she supposedly is with her affinity for j-pop and cosplay. I refuse to believe that these two aspects of her personality are commensurable.
Scenario
Malek opens his eyes, he's gotten with PETA / J-Pop girl. He can hear muffled music coming from a couple of rooms away. He sits up, contemplating what hes done. The low morning light casts slanted shadows of his chest hair across his upper body, its 9:36AM.
He slips on the Charmander footwear that have been laid out for him and shuffles towards the music. As he steps into the kitchen he finds PETA / J-Pop girl jammin' to some Utada Hikaru. He hears the verse..
All along I was searching for my Lenore,
And the words of Mr. Edgar Allen Poe.
Now I'm sober and nevermore
Will the raven come to bother me at home?
... and winces. PETA / J-Pop girl turns around with a skillet full of wilted greens and some tofu concoction, looks as though someone with indigestion ate some cabbage. PETA / J-Pop girl throws him the peace sign and yells "Hai!". He wants to die.
by the way Malek, seeking out win-win relationships is the Fourth Habit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_habits) of Highly Effective People. If my understanding of that book is correct, you will be 1/7th more Highly Effective then you are currently as a result of anger fucking slave girl.
by the way Malek, seeking out win-win relationships is the Fourth Habit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_habits) of Highly Effective People. If my understanding of that book is correct, you will be 1/7th more Highly Effective then you are currently as a result of anger fucking slave girl.
I'll make her watch FMA. It will be part of her discipline training.
by the way Malek, seeking out win-win relationships is the Fourth Habit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_habits) of Highly Effective People. If my understanding of that book is correct, you will be 1/7th more Highly Effective then you are currently as a result of anger fucking slave girl.
I'll make her watch FMA. It will be part of her discipline training.
I find the whole S&M thing both distasteful and frightening, though. I don't think I could convincingly dominate anyone, and I don't want to anyway, or maybe I'm afraid that I do want to.
I would let louis ck rape me.
FM - your spoiler doesn't show shit.
Now I'm imagining you and juice making out and getting your beards tangled together.
I went with a girl that liked to be dominated (a bit physically and a lot verbally). You feel like Seinfeld for a while, wondering where the line is, fortunately I never crossed it. Though, the things she allowed me to say, not sure if there was room for worse.
Also...
[youtube=560,345]za7jQ1s1BV0[/youtube]
He slips on the Charmander footwear that have been laid out for him and shuffles towards the music..
"not a lot past school. Could I call you so we could catch up?" :'(
Sometimes I wish that I was a pretty girl, so that I could give Arvie and Malek all the attention and love they need. It could still happen guys, so you better stick around.
Sometimes I wish that I was a pretty girl, so that I could give Arvie and Malek all the attention and love they need. It could still happen guys, so you better stick around.
ITT: Malek sipping on Jin and Juice, if you know what I mean.
ITT: Malek sipping on Jin and Juice, if you know what I mean.
ITT: Malek sipping on Jin and Juice, if you know what I mean.
:-\ :-\ :-\
Shit keeps getting more and more complicated. I'm having a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU month. I wish I had a longer hair to pull.
Its always hard to meet new people when your older. Why must 20 year olds be clique'ish :'(
Random talk: I just moved halfway across the country and I hardly know anyone. I'm lonely and mildly depressed, yay.
vending machine just took $1.75 from me. Fuck you machine.What did you get from a vending machine that cost $1.75?
Random talk: I just moved halfway across the country and I hardly know anyone. I'm lonely and mildly depressed, yay.I was in the same predicament until a few weeks ago. Shit sorta happens I guess but the thing is you have to be proactive. I flipped from an introvert to an extravert. And anyone who tells you to join a club while has good intentions is a bit of moron.
And you'll always be fat if you keep drinking six sodas a day.spoiler (click to show/hide)my causal explanation actually makes sense![close]
I've been wondering about this for a while, if you're not in school anymore is there a way to meet new interesting people, especially if you're new in town, other than your working place, random bars and clubs?
I asked a girl out and she didn't fall to the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.Yeah but what was her response?
8)
I asked a girl out and she didn't fall to the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.Yeah but what was her response?
8)
Now you have to post the full convo because right now I'm imagining an awkward silence and she backing away slowly.I asked a girl out and she didn't fall to the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.Yeah but what was her response?
8)
She said "what did you have in mind?"
To which I replied "I didn't think that far ahead".
As arvie said, I'm pretty slick. 8)
Now you have to post the full convo because right now I'm imagining an awkward silence and she backing away slowly.
FML
If those cans were diet Pepsi I would've mistaken your room for mine. Lately I've been drinking 6 cans a day, two during lunch, two during dinner and two between meals. Much like what I said in that thread I created months ago, I can't remember the last time I drank water. I think it was 2 weeks ago.
Edit: I'm drinking one right now, real talk. FML.
My programming secedual goes like this:wat
shocking revelation: i've never asked a girl out.
edit: I haven't asked a single girl out in about two years. and yes, it was a thread
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0803.jpg)
FML
Laughed a little more, said goodbye. Emailed her this morning and she's still interested. Score.That's what counts in the end 8)
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0803.jpg)
FML
bildi if I'm ever injured in a helicopter crash caused by your desire for a closer look at some crocs, please don't bury my in the sand.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8112062.stm
PHIL 314.3 -- 1/2(3S)
Kant
A study of Kant's Critical Philosophy, with emphasis on the Critique of Pure Reason.
It will be my first 300 level phil course and my first seminar course. I'm rather frightened of it to be honest.
I don't jo into my socks. however the roll of toilet paper behind the floss... :-[
PHIL 314.3 -- 1/2(3S)
Kant
A study of Kant's Critical Philosophy, with emphasis on the Critique of Pure Reason.
It will be my first 300 level phil course and my first seminar course. I'm rather frightened of it to be honest.
I don't jo into my socks. however the roll of toilet paper behind the floss... :-[
Good luck ;)
I FAILED THE TORTURE SEQUENCE AND HAVE TO REPLAY PSYCHO MANTIS AND SNIPER WOLF AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS GAME
I got asked out by a girl for the first time a little while ago and my brain didn't catch it right away. She wants to have a couple of drinks together, just the two of us? Poor girl must not have any friends.
Now you have to post the full convo because right now I'm imagining an awkward silence and she backing away slowly.
I've known the girl for years, we used to work together until I left that place about 3 years ago. I taught her accounting and she worked under me (:teehee), she's about 25 or so, I'm 30. We catch up for social drinks or lunch about every month or so. So I know her reasonably well.
I rang her with an incredibly lame line, something like: "would you like to go out for dinner, but only if you bring your awesome calculator". She had been telling me all about it the day before at drinks. Accounting joke. ::)
We laughed a bit, she said "what did you have in mind?" I felt relief and my heart pounding reduced from jackhammer-level to mild earthquake-level.
I said "I didn't think that far ahead, but I'll email you with some ideas next week and then you can suggest somewhere else and we'll go there". Another lame joke based on our history.
Laughed a little more, said goodbye. Emailed her this morning and she's still interested. Score.
Chipopo add me to facebook. I don't want to be one of those people who only have 5 facebook friends. :'(:teehee
I always found it odd when co-workers or classmates would add people they hated to their facebooks. I guess they felt obliged and, at the same time, wanted to bump up their "friends" number.
I always found it odd when co-workers or classmates would add people they hated to their facebooks. I guess they felt obliged and, at the same time, wanted to bump up their "friends" number.
I purposefully leave these people in limbo. Facebook purgatory. I won't accept or decline them for months on end, then finally delete.
My school of Facebook friendship is that I only add friends "with benefits". You could be on my friend list Father_Mike. :-*spoiler (click to show/hide)I haven't even logged into Facebook in like three years.[close]
pics after we develop a fallacious facebook friendship.
O god, humans. Now I'm more nervous. I'm worse with them.
"Girls are just as computers as you are"
- FatalT, poet.
I called too early and she was still at the library. I fucking suck at this.
but I posted like 10 mins after she told me to call in a half hour!
but I posted like 10 mins after she told me to call in a half hour!
Ah, then I dunno. You waited an actual 30 minutes then. Wait 30 more!
FM atleast she'll make the effort to call you- I wouldn't be too worried.
I think that's a success! YOU DID IT! SUCCESS! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!:lol
We are just old acquaintances and nothing more. I just have always wanted something different than that Also she lives half way across the country now.
I'ma going to lock this log thread malek style and open a new one when this dies down!!!
Yeah he actually talked to a girl :lol
So did you ask when she'll be back to wherever you live and ask if she wanted to catch up?
Don't worry FM, she's just as afraid of you as you are of her.
With me it was more that she has no similar interests other than playing games now and again. I guess I'm probing for subjects that we're both interested in but no luck so far.
"This could be it!"
Bocsius, you did pull over though right? I assume that's why you have so many details but what made the guy pass out behind the wheel?
I saw a license plate on the morning commute that said "SHATPACK", too bad it was a NY and not Washington plate.
I saw a license plate a few days ago that said "SITHLRD"
Now, I am fully aware that I am a Star Wars nerd. But come on.
Maybe he was a real sith lord and wanted to take pride in his heritage, racist.
Was it a Minivan with a petite blonde male passenger?
Saw a black truck a few years ago with plates "DRTHVADR" and a window decal that said, "My other car is an AT-AT."spoiler (click to show/hide)I came. :teehee[close]
Nerds, the lot of them.spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://www.anthonypegram.com/images/stolen/stormtroopercar.jpg)[close]
I came, evolved, and then came again. All this while watching talk shows, sitting on the couch, surfing the web, and petting the dogs.
Multitasking 8)
I guess you could say I'm petting the dogs while I'm petting the dogs...
One of the few times I wish I had a cat instead of dogs.
With me it was more that she has no similar interests other than playing games now and again. I guess I'm probing for subjects that we're both interested in but no luck so far.
This reminds me of what a friend once said - "the girl has a flat spot". As in she's just kind of dull and you work you ass off in conversations but ultimately the only way you get entertainment is to be going and doing stuff all the time because talking is crap.
I dont think its fair to expect to be entertained 24/7 by the person youre in a relationship with. If it really clicks you dont need to talk all the time, just being together is good.
Well I wanted to pay off up though my second year before taking out a student loan and I think I'm going to be off by about 2 grand. It's still better than some people do I guess. I think this means i'll be about 20 grand in hole after I finish though :'(
Well I wanted to pay off up though my second year before taking out a student loan and I think I'm going to be off by about 2 grand. It's still better than some people do I guess. I think this means i'll be about 20 grand in hole after I finish though :'(
That's what I was at too when I graduated.... I paid for the first 2 1/2 years out of pocket before finally getting loans, but still only got loans to cover half the semester while I made payments for the other half.
And I'll still be paying for the next 10-15 years... :'(
We can only hope; I don't want you to milk social security, you overprivileged jerk.
"Ha ha, got our of school fees" <-- epitaphspoiler (click to show/hide)out! I know[close]
blow of some steam; stomp a dress.
*advice dog
I just gave myself a chemical peel, a TCA peel. I think I'm now more of a metrosexual than Cheebs, if only for one day
The next generation is really awesome.
I can relate to Data. :'(
maybe some reverse method acting will make me socially ept* too.
*not a word but it should be.
And a "Father Mike breakup
[youtube=560,345]sO_9ay6rJCo[/youtube]
Trims his mangled pubs.
Today was a pretty awesome day...
Well, first I got invited to a party where my former neighbor is DJing... I was the one hooking him up with songs (after he moved away, he turned into a total guido and now he likes mnml and tech house). Unfortunately the cops busted it before I got there... I really wanted to hear him DJ and find some college girl ass.
Then, went on a date with a girl who moved to the states 3 years ago from Poland (you all know me and my thing for E. European women by now)... we went to Friday's (normally I'm a bit more original than this, but I am not really familiar with the area she lives in), and then took a walk around the beach.
Then, met this girl I knew from online, 20 years old, a little chubby (lately I've been liking a bit of meat on their bones), cute face, brunette... and we had a really good fucking session at the motel. Today was awesome.
And finally, I found out that a former internet acquaintance from the 90's made a successful iPhone game and made quite a bit of $$ off it. This was the person who introduced me to emulators and trance music (before it blew up). http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/11/18/iphone.game.developer/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/11/18/iphone.game.developer/index.html)
Did you retain your job? Spill the beans!
A close friend of mine had a car accident 2 days ago. Had a frontal crash with a motorcycle, the dude riding the bike is... dead. My friend wasn't DUI or anything he "only" drove too fast and lost control. He faces 8 years now for manslaughter.
Life fucking sucks.
I don't think he was speeding or anything maybe 110-120 km/h on a 90 km/h allowed road
Did you retain your job? Spill the beans!
I don't actually know. It was the weirdest conversation. Basically he said they put an ad out for my job. He then asked if I wanted to work yesterday seeing how I was there. I said sure. We then talked about working Thursday and Friday morning but he said we'd talk about it latter and he left before I had a chance to talk to him again. So I'm going in Thursday morning and I might be greeted with "What the hell are you doing here?". I left my boots at work just in case of that so then I could play it cool and be like "Just picking up my boots!"
A close friend of mine had a car accident 2 days ago. Had a frontal crash with a motorcycle, the dude riding the bike is... dead. My friend wasn't DUI or anything he "only" drove too fast and lost control. He faces 8 years now for manslaughter.
Life fucking sucks.
the a/c power supply for my old wired router is making a buzzing sound. won't have the replacement for another 7 days :\I have about fucking had it with power supply problems. I've had to replace my laptop charger for the third time in a year a few weeks ago, and the adapter on my 8 month old external HDD :maf :maf
I haven't had a coke all day. I feel like I'm going to die.
Did Malek really leave? :'(
Check the outside link thread there a girl who thinks she's a broken robot.
She always has her iPod on (as do I), don't know how to start the convo... I could just be lame and ask her what she is listening to, as any music nerd like myself would do.
QuoteShe always has her iPod on (as do I), don't know how to start the convo... I could just be lame and ask her what she is listening to, as any music nerd like myself would do.
i find that in many areas of life, after you've spent a certain reasonable amount of time trying to think of better solutions and nothing's come to mind, the right thing to do is just bite the bullet and do the lame obvious thing.
QuoteShe always has her iPod on (as do I), don't know how to start the convo... I could just be lame and ask her what she is listening to, as any music nerd like myself would do.
i find that in many areas of life, after you've spent a certain reasonable amount of time trying to think of better solutions and nothing's come to mind, the right thing to do is just bite the bullet and do the lame obvious thing.
Heh, well I saw her yesterday night... went up to her and went "Hey... are you finished with the ab machine?", lol. Then a bit later after I finished my ab workout, I approached her... said "Hey, I see you around from time to time and thought I should go introduce myself", we talked a bit... turns out she DOES go to Stony Brook (no she's not Asian or Indian) so she's not jailbait (unless she's one of those child prodigies like yourself 8)). Didn't really talk too much to her, nor did I try for a #... but at least I went up to her. I will try conversing with her a bit more next time maybe eventually asking her out.
QuoteShe always has her iPod on (as do I), don't know how to start the convo... I could just be lame and ask her what she is listening to, as any music nerd like myself would do.
i find that in many areas of life, after you've spent a certain reasonable amount of time trying to think of better solutions and nothing's come to mind, the right thing to do is just bite the bullet and do the lame obvious thing.
Heh, well I saw her yesterday night... went up to her and went "Hey... are you finished with the ab machine?", lol. Then a bit later after I finished my ab workout, I approached her... said "Hey, I see you around from time to time and thought I should go introduce myself", we talked a bit... turns out she DOES go to Stony Brook (no she's not Asian or Indian) so she's not jailbait (unless she's one of those child prodigies like yourself 8)). Didn't really talk too much to her, nor did I try for a #... but at least I went up to her. I will try conversing with her a bit more next time maybe eventually asking her out.
good job. keep it up.
Now if only we could get Malek to do these things.
QuoteShe always has her iPod on (as do I), don't know how to start the convo... I could just be lame and ask her what she is listening to, as any music nerd like myself would do.
i find that in many areas of life, after you've spent a certain reasonable amount of time trying to think of better solutions and nothing's come to mind, the right thing to do is just bite the bullet and do the lame obvious thing.
Heh, well I saw her yesterday night... went up to her and went "Hey... are you finished with the ab machine?", lol. Then a bit later after I finished my ab workout, I approached her... said "Hey, I see you around from time to time and thought I should go introduce myself", we talked a bit... turns out she DOES go to Stony Brook (no she's not Asian or Indian) so she's not jailbait (unless she's one of those child prodigies like yourself 8)). Didn't really talk too much to her, nor did I try for a #... but at least I went up to her. I will try conversing with her a bit more next time maybe eventually asking her out.
good job. keep it up.
Now if only we could get Malek to do these things.
No need; sit-ups are enough.
QuoteI just gave myself a chemical peel, a TCA peel. I think I'm now more of a metrosexual than Cheebs, if only for one day
details plz.
Are you seeing any positive results at all that aren't "within the margin of error" (i.e. could be because of lighting, your imagination, etc.)? Reading threads on acne.org with such a high proportion of messages like yours to success stories (whether for expensive professional treatments, cheap dangerous DIY treatments, or anything in between) is what made me inclined not to bother with scar treatments, at least until there's better tech available.
I'm just skeptical of the whole "intentionally damage your skin and let it heal" approach that all the treatments seem to take. Why should I expect it to heal any more nicely than it originally did?
At work today, an 80 year old guy told me over the phone that he was eligible for the First-Time Homebuyer's Credit because he hadn't owned a home in the last 3 years....
Well, not with his current name, and he said, "Sweetheart, I'm in the Witness Protection Program."
??? Wtf?
Some chick from Calgary registered on the board... should I accept her?
Ok I accepted her... let's see some pussy action goin on
French People :rock
Because I'm a woman and he's a dirty old man... :'(
P.S. When he got off the phone he called me "Love"... :-\
Because I'm a woman and he's a dirty old man... :'(
P.S. When he got off the phone he called me "Love"... :-\
I somehow am in the habit of saying "Love" to girls.
I bet they all think I'm a dirty old man. :'(
Because I'm a woman and he's a dirty old man... :'(
P.S. When he got off the phone he called me "Love"... :-\
I somehow am in the habit of saying "Love" to girls.
I bet they all think I'm a dirty old man. :'(
I bet they do
Because I'm a woman and he's a dirty old man... :'(
P.S. When he got off the phone he called me "Love"... :-\
I somehow am in the habit of saying "Love" to girls.
I bet they all think I'm a dirty old man. :'(
I really can't blame guys for grunting and drooling in your presence.Because I'm a woman and he's a dirty old man... :'(
P.S. When he got off the phone he called me "Love"... :-\
I somehow am in the habit of saying "Love" to girls.
I bet they all think I'm a dirty old man. :'(
Yea, but are you 80 and in the Witness Protection Program?spoiler (click to show/hide)Honestly I think it's cute when 20-something guys can call me anything other than "hey you" and do anything other than drool and grunt. :-*spoiler (click to show/hide)[close][close]
...
is there any thread I don't own myself in
What are your thoughts on law students or lawyers, flannel, the Beatles, Jenny Lewis, and beards?You do realise that she hasn't posted after this.
What are your thoughts on law students or lawyers, flannel, the Beatles, Jenny Lewis, and beards?You do realise that she hasn't posted after this.
I'm roney :'(
Is this a Japan joke?
:-*
I'm crazy lethargic lately and have no clue why really. Gonna start takin' vitamins and see if that helps.Maybe you're just eating too many carbs?
I spent last night in a nice girl's bed. I'm not sure how I feel about that. :-X
I just contacted Slave Girl. :pimpThe abyss grows. smh
I spent last night in a nice girl's bed. I'm not sure how I feel about that. :-X
I spent last night in a nice girl's bed. I'm not sure how I feel about that. :-X
You probably have aids now.
To be sure you did sex her right?
I highly doubt anything further would happen then. smhTo be sure you did sex her right?
No, just making out and cuddling. Spent the night at her place in her bed though
I highly doubt anything further would happen then. smhTo be sure you did sex her right?
No, just making out and cuddling. Spent the night at her place in her bed though
Also I don't understand why I have no hangover after all the vodka and no sleep. Just tired :\Bail out. Like now.
She later admitted she made my drink extra strong to get me drunk...which was weird.
She's codependent, which means you guys should be perfect for each other! Unfortunately, even fellow codependents recognize how repulsive a practice it is when they're on the receiving end.
We have a Stage Five Clinger.
Run for the hills.
Also I don't understand why I have no hangover after all the vodka and no sleep. Just tired :\
She later admitted she made my drink extra strong to get me drunk...which was weird.
Nobody's ever got me drunk in order to sleep with me. :(Do you live in Sydney? :-*
Nobody's ever got me drunk in order to sleep with me. :(Do you live in Sydney? :-*
It's because she knows you have no one else :)
Is this your secretary again Rebiak? She's just trying to get a promotion.
I actually had another pretty girl tell say she likes me and give me her number but um ... potential complications there.The complicated part will involve me trying to strangle you through my computer screen.
I only want L. :'(
So we're official now. Spent last night at my place doing everything for 6+ hours. Did a lot of things I'd never done before, tbh everything did not live up to how I had imagined it after so much porn, lol. But it was cute. We left a lot of marks on each other. I had the most awful dream ever while sleeping afterward though and I'm not going to discuss it in case two people somehow stumble across this forum/thread.
We're showering separate atm and then I'm picking her up to head to SD for the day on a date thingy. Should be fun.
Oh and my friend figured out why I was kinda unsureish when she liked me. It goes back to my favorite movie of all time being millenium actress which is about this girl chasing a guy her whole life but never gets him. When she dies people are sad that she wasted her life and never got the guy, but her last words are that she had a happy life, afterall it wasn't the guy, but the chasing that she was in love with. That's pretty much me :x I love the excitement and tension of the chasing. When I finally get to the end it's like ...oh. But I'm going to try to give this a fair shot. This will be my first relationship that started out with everything done at the start, so now it's about other fun things together.
So we're official now. Spent last night at my place doing everything for 6+ hours. Did a lot of things I'd never done before, tbh everything did not live up to how I had imagined it after so much porn, lol. But it was cute. We left a lot of marks on each other. I had the most awful dream ever while sleeping afterward though and I'm not going to discuss it in case two people somehow stumble across this forum/thread.
We're showering separate atm and then I'm picking her up to head to SD for the day on a date thingy. Should be fun.
Oh and my friend figured out why I was kinda unsureish when she liked me. It goes back to my favorite movie of all time being millenium actress which is about this girl chasing a guy her whole life but never gets him. When she dies people are sad that she wasted her life and never got the guy, but her last words are that she had a happy life, afterall it wasn't the guy, but the chasing that she was in love with. That's pretty much me :x I love the excitement and tension of the chasing. When I finally get to the end it's like ...oh. But I'm going to try to give this a fair shot. This will be my first relationship that started out with everything done at the start, so now it's about other fun things together.
It's just you and Father_Malek now PD.
It's just you and Father_Malek now PD.
It's just you and Father_Malek now PD.
I'm so fucking pissed off right now. My logic prof is a fucking asshole.
I'm probably taking her snub worse than I should, but you all know I'm an undeveloped man-child.
I'm so fucking pissed off right now. My logic prof is a fucking asshole.
Why?
Hopefully his time-wasting rants aren't just Dawkins rehashes.
* Gadgets are not necessarily an improvement, vide the succession
Blackboard -> Overhead Projector -> Power Point
* And I don't need to waste my time with a computer just because I am a computer scientist.
[Medical researchers are not required to suffer from the diseases they investigate.]
> One of my profs said he was giving a speach at Dijkstra's school. He wanted to make sure Dijkstra didn't attend (apperently Dijkstra was an asshole)
I don't know about 'asshole', but he certainly qualified as a curmudgeon. Famously, if he was at a talk and the speaker put up a slide that had more than one color in it, Djikstra would interrupt and ask what the different colors meant. (I actually had an opportunity to see him do that once.)
I drank an entire bottle of vodka, but i'm still awakeGet off the net.
kill me
I drank an entire bottle of vodka, but i'm still awakeGet off the net.
kill me
cry moar
we had no assignments, just exams
more slave girl photos!
cry moar
we had no assignments, just exams
I just had exams too from my critical thinking class the difference was it was taught well.
link to her profile, I wanna message her
Poor malek
Well I guess it worked out well so far for bebpo!
Malek is so much cooler than Bebpo. Cruel world.
this is L.: (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs023.snc1/4259_1172355307063_1173422638_30513471_8362459_n.jpg)
Were there any beardless/longer-haired pics of you for her to peruse?
slave girl and i are 97% matches
and she has nice cans
i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L
i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L
I thought 'can' was another word for 'ass'.?
i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L
I'm getting a snoopy vibe
Holy crap. I really had no idea.
You guys should introduce L and Slave Girl to each other.
I didn't know girls over 14 had their hair braided. :yuck
though, she did reject me--how straight can she be.
Your standards are too high be like bebpo.
New motto: Be like Bebpo
I didn't know girls over 14 had their hair braided. :yuck
He doesn't have sex with his 'robots'.
To my knowledge.
welcome to da citywell yeah I only thought hood rats do that sort of shit.
As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.Meh, I think it's more positive that we believe him.
you know until any of these girls are ones you feel comfortable calling by name, then there's no real possibility
welcome to da citywell yeah I only thought hood rats do that sort of shit.
As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.Meh, I think it's more positive that we believe him.
What does your shrink say about slave girl?
She needed a summer vacation? Aren't you back in winnipeg?
okNot really. You were much less depressed before finals.
it's not complicated; I'm just embarrassed.
HAPPY?
You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.
Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner
So the house is pretty dry, eh. :'(
You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.
Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner
She--for some odd reason--thinks highly of me and/or is pretending to think highly of me, but my life, which was at about rock bottom, has somehow managed to regress further. I don't want to disappoint her.
Im fucking dying here, fucking hangover.
You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.
Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner
She--for some odd reason--thinks highly of me and/or is pretending to think highly of me, but my life, which was at about rock bottom, has somehow managed to regress further. I don't want to disappoint her.
You dumb fuck, look at this fucking post and how dumb it is.
I know you're not actually a dumb fuck, so you're pretending to be dumb, which, in a nonsensical way is even dumber.
You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.
Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner
She--for some odd reason--thinks highly of me and/or is pretending to think highly of me, but my life, which was at about rock bottom, has somehow managed to regress further. I don't want to disappoint her.
You dumb fuck, look at this fucking post and how dumb it is.
I know you're not actually a dumb fuck, so you're pretending to be dumb, which, in a nonsensical way is even dumber.
Dunno. We know he's smart - despite being an evolutionist. Lots of people have social anxiety and other social problems. But it does seem like for every progress Malek posts, there are 1-2 setbacks a few pages later. Like say
1) Post about girl
2) Drunk post about wanting girl
3) Fantasize about talking to girl
4) Lament about shared commonalities between self and girl
5) Finally talks to girl
6) Drunk post about what-you-should-have-said
7) Talk to girl again
8.) Lose hope, move on
9) Drunk post containing Jenny Lewis lyrics
10) Post about new girl
Weaksauce rebiak.
Was she hot at least?
Does this also mean you will hire me if I turn up at your doorstep?
I've always been shy, which didn't translate well towards talking to chicks. But after you get comfortable doing it, it becomes easy. I hate group projects but in hindsight they really helped me with women. I'd ask questions, talk, etc with the girls in my group with ease. Then I'd talk to chicks in other groups, just asking them how they were doing certain things or whatever. Worked perfectly. If I have something to say, I can say it. If I don't I'm not going to force the issue with bullshit ("lol the weather sure is good today...")
You just have to remind yourself that women takes shits like you and me. Sometimes they take large ones that splash up at their buttholes, sometimes really wet ones that somehow get on top of the bowl. Sometimes they take those hot ones that cause them to pause a few seconds due to the heat. You just gotta recognize.
It didn't get me laid, but I made progress. I'm not looking to win the war in one fell swoop. Winning battles is important, and right now I'm doing fine without sex thank you very much
You just have to remind yourself that women takes shits like you and me. Sometimes they take large ones that splash up at their buttholes, sometimes really wet ones that somehow get on top of the bowl. Sometimes they take those hot ones that cause them to pause a few seconds due to the heat. You just gotta recognize.
Blu is right. Take that pussy off the pedestal before it shits on it
Blu is right. Take that pussy of the pedestal.
Hey Im not the one putting it up there, dont hate me. And blu said it too, only in different words.
I interpreted a setback as something that happens and sets you a step back, but google told me it's an obstacle.
this looks pretty bad ass
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_sea_transport.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/07/504x_steamgoof.jpg)
warren spector :bow2
Law's hard. You da man.Not in the US it seems apparently.
Law's hard. You da man.Not in the US it seems apparently.
drunk again
And it's only doubts that we're counting
On fingers broken long ago
I read with every broken heart we should become
More adventurous
And if you banish me from your profits
And if I get banished from the kingdom up above
I'd sacrifice money and heaven all for love
Let me be loved, let me be loved
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i don't have your charm or your robot bracelets. :'(
I just need to
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/liarliarsettlefont.gif)
I just need to
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/liarliarsettlefont.gif)
This gif annoys me, because the text doesn't synch with his lips.
I just need to
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/liarliarsettlefont.gif)
This gif annoys me, because the text doesn't synch with his lips.
your large Dutch head annoys me because it doesn't sync with your disproportionally small body.
He doesn't have sex with his 'robots'.
To my knowledge.
As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.
You often ignore my posts, so it might be you after all. Did you ever think of that, Mr. Self Absorbed?
catching up on the threadI think BrandNew and FoC was better at this, "I just got a gf' stuff. :lol
As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.
I don't have sex with my robots. They are just there to be charming; like having a cat, except you don't have to feed a robot and it's always smiling with it's roboty teeth you draw it.
And ftr, this is confirmation that many things have been done including, but not limited to, the aformentioned sex. :P Neither of us has been getting much sleep these last few days. Either staying at her place or mine. We are getting more efficient though! First night we got NO SLEEP after 6 hours of fun, then it was 3 hours of sleep, then got about 5-6 hours this morning. :D I had a lot of fun in san diego with her and she's really growing on me, which makes me happy cause I'd feel like a dick otherwise. We are cooking together tomorrow! She's a good cook and I'm a total amateur so I'm looking forward to good eats. Spending tonight apart cause I need to catch up on sleep.
6 hours? You're either really good--or really bad!
I think BrandNew and FoC was better at this, "I just got a gf' stuff. :lol
You often ignore my posts, so it might be you after all. Did you ever think of that, Mr. Self Absorbed?
Now I KNOW you're being facetious. :-*
6 hours? You're either really good--or really bad!
It's too late he posted pics. Should of never done that.
fail:(
Yeah, I'll try to be more low key. I'm in a good mood and don't really have local friends to talk about things with.
Oh hell, be happy! We're happy for you! Just be careful with what you share about her on the internet since she's probably not aware of it.This basically.
I hooked up with a girl last Saturday, but didn't mention it, because this board is getting way to hetero.
I asked out a girl last night. She was from New Jersey. Going to go on a date next week hopefully. Woo
I hooked up with a girl last Saturday, but didn't mention it, because this board is getting way to hetero.
Since everyone is confessing their sins, I went to dinner with a girl on Tuesday. I might be jumping the gun a bit but I'm planning to get married, see the world and make babies.
I didn't mention it because I also fear eb could deviate from its merry and gay course.
I know we're all about the gay sex around here, but I need to confess that I had straight sex with my wife.
:shh
MALEK sorry for being rude. I've been busy (unsuccessfully) job hunting for two months and I'm kind of falling into a boring apathy state. Also I don't have much to say about most of that stuff, except the Beatles. I like them a lot and think Rubber Soul is their best album. Don't care for Yellow Submarine.Only soulless autistics hate the Beatles. :heart
Get out of Winnipeg.
I'd get out of Winnipeg, but it's the only city that will tolerate me.
I'd get out of Winnipeg, but it's the only city that will tolerate me.
Now you know this isn't true. Complete indifference is far far more likely then intolerance.
He doesn't want to leave his loved ones behind.spoiler (click to show/hide):teehee[close]
Friend just took the Bar exam. :hyper
We went out drinking like madmen to celebrate. :hyper
I was thinking about Jarosh's cock this afternoon, true story.
I was thinking about Jarosh's cock this afternoon, true story.
:o >:(
I applied for a job at MTV :rock
While taking a shower this morning I was thinking about how hot Kosma is.
Real Talk.
There is no smiley for this mayne. Wtf.
I was thinking about Jarosh's cock this afternoon, true story.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8177376.stm
and I'm 20 and have a fear of driving :'(
So I just started going out with my gf this week and I ummm...booked a flight to nyc for a week by myself next week cause I wanted to visit one of my best friends who moved there before summer ended. I think she was interested in going too, but it's expensive and I didn't want to put her in a position to feel like she needs to spend that kind of money. I'll tell her tomorrow.
harmonicas are cool.stay away from my woman.
ItsGUts I forgot about u. I an to drink to fox that wrong spelling. A Jew girl and a rockabilly girl ate both hitting in meWhy can't other people type while drunk?
Q
just peed in sink if I was gay I would gay marry jarosh je sent me my fav chocolate
Fuck I always thougt spelling wrong drunk was an act
I'm drunk and unable to sleep too Malek. Let's fuckkkkkkk. :-*
Chicks love tattoos mayne.
Neoykd fight you to the death for jarosh. I mean rebiak it's hard to scroll back on iPhone that's my man thiuhh except for Lauren. She had him 1at. Fuck I always thougt spelling wrong drunk was an act but I can't gvr a damn to fixthis rbk posted too Manu videos for me care. I might hot this rockabilly girl tonogt.
MALEK post one thread from the Icon forum. We plebes will love you forever
and lots o tats
Malek - Post the one where all the Icons decide to leave Evilbore in disgust.
and lots o tats
do not want
and lots o tats
do not want
Why don't YOU. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
Beggars can''t be choosers Malek.
I've found the more horrifying reality: cliches are generally TRUE.
but should this mean you can't have some R&R in the meantime?
Maybe you can have high standards for the woman you want to settle down with....but should this mean you can't have some R&R in the meantime?
Most of Malek's reasoning is bullshit.
I'd pee in your mouth, but, since you're Dutch, you'd probably like that.:rofl
Malek is evolving into... BlackMage.
I can ramble for hours, but I don't have an eastern european accent, so I'm not getting paid to talk like him.
j.k. I'm just bitter that when someone invokes Zizek when I'm arguing with them, since he's like the hip semi-obscure guy to bring up. I usually counter with "lets not bring dead white guys into this" to piss them off :lol
None of you are smart enough to get my books. Sorry, telling it like it is.
Also, I took out The Office Seasons 1 and 2 at my Library but on my quest to find free shit to watch, I came across this...
(http://i30.tinypic.com/iy0hao.jpg)
I didn't take it out but I was all like :wtf
Done with a pretty cool festival.
Also, I'm thinking I'm kinda in love?
Oh man, I went and bought some burgers last night when I was pretty drunk
I ended up taking someone elses order inadvertly
so I chowed down on someone elses food :( Im feeling quite bad about it! Hopefully they got a replacement ok...
I dig that Zizek clip from the last page
Only soulless autistics hate the Beatles. :heart
Rubber Soul is a terrific album, and probably my fourth favorite Beatles' ablum. Outside of "What Goes On," it has no flaws.
No one likes Yellow Submarine. (not entirely fair; "Only a Northern Song, " "Hey Bulldog," and "It's All Too Much" are great songs) The film is actually pretty good; unfortunately, the art director recently died.
Got a job interview tuesday :-[ I hope I know enough about Illustrator for it.
:lol Scenester
Just squeeze one out and play some Xbox
I'd just ignore her at work ^^; Act like nothing happened and don't involve yourself in conversations with her when you don't have to. It's not worth dragging out a scene about it. Better to just say fuck it and not give a shit imooo
I'm in such a weird situation. I hate talking about serious stuff on aim. I can't lie to someone online when I'm going to tell them the opposite the next time to their face and I don't want to tell the truth online when it's something that needs to be discussed face to face. guess I just siiiiidestep until face to face. Still makes me feel bad. fuuuuuuuu
Done with a pretty cool festival.
Also, I'm thinking I'm kinda in love?
Congrats, you've been talking about this girl for a few months now so it's good to see its heading somewhere :heartbeat
Look at what I made and ate for breakfast
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3782135568_37e90446d2_o.jpg)
:drool
the story I was supposed to have got changed midway so it's not much of story.
Basically I broke up with my gf because I felt we weren't connecting much outside of the bed stuff and so all we were doing was staying in bed and when we went outside and did stuff it was kinda awkward cause we're just total opposites and don't really click and there's a lot of silence. Anyhow after I broke up with her (the feeling was mutual) we talked for a while, made out for 3-4 hours, then had sex and now I'm seeing her again tomorrow and we're not "bf/gf" label or anything we're just seeing where it goes and trying to give it some more time. I think the trick is to not go to her house and thus to force ourselves to do things outside and talk and get more comfortable with each other. I dunno how it'll work out. I'm going to ny to party for a week with my crazy extroverted friend who lives there on wed, so uh, yeah see how it goes.
Did you at least get to JO all over her? Thats always sweet.
Who's this douchebag with my username?!blond, young, white = FatalT?
https://twitter.com/bluetsunami
He could totally be Tyler. Amazing.Need a bigger picture- it does look like him :wtf
Who's this douchebag with my username?!
https://twitter.com/bluetsunami
Hi professer _______, I'm currently in the summer course for 260 and it has been a bit problematic. I fear I would be risking my grades by staying in it (even though they are currently good) and more importantly I fear having a lack of understanding of the material for further classes. The problem is I would need to take six course in the first term then. Is this at all possible? I know this is rather late with the deadline for dropping without academic penalty being tomorrow, but I've been debating about whether to send this email all week and finally decided. If you don't get this email or can't reply by tomorrow don't worry about it.
Thanks for you time and I would appropriate if this could stay confidential in case I have to stay in the class.
Hi professer _______, I'm currently in the summer course for 260 and it has been a bit problematic. I fear I would be risking my grades by staying in it (even though they are currently good) and more importantly I fear having a lack of understanding of the material for further classes. The problem is I would need to take six classes in the first term then. Is this at all possible? I know this is rather late with the deadline for dropping without academic penalty being tomorrow, but I've been debating about whether to send this email all week and finally decided. If you don't get this email or can't reply by tomorrow don't worry about it.
Thank you for your time and I would appreciate if this could stay confidential in case I have to stay in the class.
should I send it again and say sorry for the embarrassing amount of spelling errors?
:'(
appreciate, courses, what else. "Thanks for you time" o god. :'(QuoteHi professor _______, I'm currently in the summer course for 260 and it has been a bit problematic. I fear I would be risking my grades by staying in it (even though they are currently good) and more importantly I fear having a lack of understanding of the material for further classes. The problem is I would need to take six classes in the first term then. Is this at all possible? I know this is rather late with the deadline for dropping without academic penalty being tomorrow, but I've been debating about whether to send this email all week and finally decided. If you don't get this email or can't reply by tomorrow don't worry about it.
Thank you for your time and I would appreciate if this could stay confidential in case I have to stay in the class.
should I send it again and say sorry for the embarrassing amount of spelling errors?
professer:teehee
for some stupid reason I had smirk on my face
No, it's actually really easy. It's just taught so poorly and the prof is also rather offensive.
the prof is also rather offensive.cry moar
I choose to only go after girls, who I know like me.
Makes things a lot easier.
:(
I hate that obsessive feeling over chicks. :-\
I choose to only go after girls, who I know like me.
Malek, honestly? I would talk to girls.why waste time with chit-chat:
Sgt. Peppers is the most overrated Beatles album.
Wow. With six classes, the laws of probability give you a quite good chance of success with her. Consider that even under maximally pessimistic assumptions that have her finding you 90% repulsive, so she'd have a 10% chance of being attracted to you in any given class, the chance of you failing with her in all six classes would still be just 0.9 ^ 6 = ~0.53, giving you only slightly less than even prospects in this worst-case scenario. So cheer up! You're lucky to have my keen mathematical mind here to keep the negative nancies and their bad vibes at bay with the power of reason and objective analysis.
The five-foot freak
Does FoC become more persuasive or less persuasive the more he posts? Following your logic, he should've become more persuasive after spamming threads for three years.
Well this IS a quandary.
I choose to only go after girls, who I know like me.
Makes things a lot easier.
What if no girls actually liked you? In other words, what would you do if you were me?
An instance in which math fails to explain real-world phenomena. Let me ask you a question: Does FoC become more persuasive or less persuasive the more he posts? Following your logic, he should've become more persuasive after spamming threads for three years.
An instance in which math fails to explain real-world phenomena. Let me ask you a question: Does FoC become more persuasive or less persuasive the more he posts? Following your logic, he should've become more persuasive after spamming threads for three years.It's not like the LSAT, which didn't penalize you for failing earlier attempts.
I didn't really want to help anyways. He asked for help yesterday, before he had even started the assignment. The assignment is due today and is like 10-15 hours worth of work. SMH.
So I'm here now reading Dostoevsky.
On July 22, 2008, IF Magazine published an article on its website regarding a rumor of a live-action Cowboy Bebop movie in development by 20th Century Fox. Producer Erwin Stoff said that the film's development was in the early stages, and that they had "just signed it". Keanu Reeves has been confirmed as playing the role of Spike Spiegel. Variety confirmed on January 15, 2009, that the production company Sunrise will be "closely involved with the development of the English language project." The site also confirmed Kenji Uchida, Shinichiro Watanabe, and series writer Keiko Nobumoto as associate producers, series producer Masahiko Minami as a production consultant, and Peter Craig as screenwriter. It is currently slated for release in 2011.
So I was searching for Keanu Reeves on Google out of curiosity, because there was a guy who looked exactly like him in G.I. Joe, but he wasn't in the credits. And Google's search suggestion thing suggested "keanu reeves cowboy bebop".
Sure enough, they're making a Cowboy Bebop movie, and Reeves is playing Spike. It gets weirder. This was announced July 2008, over a year ago. What the fuck? How the hell did I not hear about this?
Great, now Demi is going to develop a scat fetish.
if ever the name 'muckhole' has been more apt
Akala - nice pictures, Underworld is one of my favorite groups of all time... did you hear the new single they did with Mark Knight and D Ramirez, called "Downpipe"? Been waiting for its official release.
I took a few phone pictures, but there were loads of people just straight up recording the show, cellphones or otherwise. I don't think I'd ever seen it so blatant, although I haven't been to too many shows lately. :-\
I can make my titties twitch, one year of weight lifting and I can make em' bounce mang
I can make my titties twitch, one year of weight lifting and I can make em' bounce mang
I can make my titties twitch, one year of weight lifting and I can make em' bounce mang
omg me too me too! 8) (Except for the weight lifting part.)
I'll take my oversized, firm yet jiggly, low-fat titties elsewhere! 2 jugs of 2% out the door, bro.
I like real men though. What would a woman know? Go cry in a pillow.
I've posted pics already. Besides, I'm no longer welcome here anyway. I have ventured over to soapnet.com's message boards for The Young and the Restless, which has almost as many gay guys as here.
Damn, I thought lennedsay was the one. :-\
Damn, I thought lennedsay was the one. :-\spoiler (click to show/hide)Don't worry. I'm just getting all the spoilers for next weeks' Y&R episodes. I'll be back in a few. :-* :tauntaun[close]
I like real men though. What would a woman know? Go cry in a pillow.
I will. I have two of the largest, softest pillows you can't buy. 8)
Sooo comfy.
The university's website didn't go up until this morning. I couldn't download any lecture slides nor get the material for the quiz or the assignment, one that was apparently so easy the professor felt like he was giving that 10% away for free.
I couldn't get either done, I felt so terrible this morning that I didn't even bother attending. Needless to say, the regret is eating me up inside. FML :-\
I'm drunk in for the first time in like a year. It feels awesome. So relaxed.
not really. But you could try and change that :-*
Slave Girl has still not responded to either of my two messages. :-\
Slave Girl has still not responded to either of my two messages. :-\
give it up.
Some dude wrote on Rachel's face book "show me your tits..." and she responded "You've seen my tits haha". It's eating me up inside. Why can't I give her up? I haven't even seen her in a year.
I'm drunk in for the first time in like a year. It feels awesome. So relaxed.
Father_Mike is the only person whose spelling improves when drunk.
I'm drunk in for the first time in like a year. It feels awesome. So relaxed.
My God. In the history of the internet, this is the first occurrence where someone has actually posted what it's like to be drunk on the internet: no different than any other time.
"Heyoi guyyzzz maun ilkjm souh wazztwd."
Although I like to receive credit, I didn't recommend that book.
I'm drunk in for the first time in like a year. It feels awesome. So relaxed.
My God. In the history of the internet, this is the first occurrence where someone has actually posted what it's like to be drunk on the internet: no different than any other time.
"Heyoi guyyzzz maun ilkjm souh wazztwd."
fuck that. when im drunk thats how i type.
I'm drunk in for the first time in like a year. It feels awesome. So relaxed.
My God. In the history of the internet, this is the first occurrence where someone has actually posted what it's like to be drunk on the internet: no different than any other time.
"Heyoi guyyzzz maun ilkjm souh wazztwd."
fuck that. when im drunk thats how i type.
Why do you even get on the computer when you're drunk? Seriously, there are tons of things way more fun to do when you're drunk!
Yet you continue to respond to me!
:lol :lol :lol
:-*
Yet you continue to respond to me!
:lol :lol :lol
:-*
you are lucky we share a strong lust for Matt Hasselbeck or I would have to cut you.
Father_Mike is the only person whose spelling improves when drunk.
I hate how people play up the whole "fuiack isiunhgm sodua fuhykn dqrink" shtick. If you can barely type when you're drunk, how the hell do you find the website, open up a new post and hit reply?
Why do you even get on the computer when you're drunk? Seriously, there are tons of things way more fun to do when you're drunk!
Hopefully I did good enough on my job interview yesterday to get hired!
Sorry.
I'm eating nuts.
My life is AWESOME right now. 8)
My life is AWESOME right now. 8)
Did you just take a dump?
Slave Girl is moving to Japan. Fail.
My life is AWESOME right now. 8)
Did you just take a dump?
:lol I actually did! My anus is now feeling the nice relaxing afterglow of having just pushed out a huge log.
My life is AWESOME right now. 8)
Did you just take a dump?
:lol I actually did! My anus is now feeling the nice relaxing afterglow of having just pushed out a huge log.
I took a dump yesterday that left my sphincter warm and sore. :(
I just got a massive craving. Bread + garlic + butter = :drool
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Bildi777/evilbore/Garlic-Bread.jpg)
You ate it anyway.
You ate it anyway.
She even said "One blueberry muffin and an apple fritter correct?" before handing me the bag."
I said "correct", with a deep sadness in my heart. :'(
Slave Girl is moving to Japan. Fail.
did she reply or is this your stalking at work?
You ate it anyway.
She even said "One blueberry muffin and an apple fritter correct?" before handing me the bag."
I said "correct", with a deep sadness in my heart. :'(
My final was brutal :'(
Arvie reminds me of an Egyptian classmate I had back in junior year; he'd get super nervous before exams then go on about how hard they were when they're over, how he fears getting the lowest of grades. We'd always feel bad for him and sympathize, try to calm him down a little. A few days later he gets an A+ in almost all the courses, thus raising the average and screwing us all over.
I'm not worried about your grade Arvie, because deep down there's an Egyptian nerd inside of you.
Awesome. The Egyptian in my says that marring your own sister would be the most royal choice; producing the most god-like offspring.
I might have mono, fuck me. This is what I get for being out of the dating game until so late in life.
I might have mono, fuck me. This is what I get for being out of the dating game until so late in life.
Um, mono isn't like the chicken pox.
So if you would have started dating earlier you would have got it twice.
water parks always grossed me out
They seem like a giant nasty disease and dirt sharing bonanza.
water parks always grossed me out
They seem like a giant nasty disease and dirt sharing bonanza.
I might have mono, fuck me.
I remember seeing kids peeing in the water on field trips to Golfland Sunsplash. I don't care how chlorinated the water is, I'm not swimming in that shit :yuckwater parks always grossed me out
They seem like a giant nasty disease and dirt sharing bonanza.
They pump in so much chlorine that no bacteria/disease could possibly survive in there...
Just booked the hotel for our trip to Chicago to celebrate our 1st wedding anniversary. 8)
If anybody has any tips on things to do/see/eat that isn't completely touristy, please let me know.
Is there any resolution in a game of thrones? I'm more than half way though and the plots just keep getting deeper and deeper without anything really being resolved; everything feels like it's dangling.
Is there any resolution in a game of thrones? I'm more than half way though and the plots just keep getting deeper and deeper without anything really being resolved; everything feels like it's dangling.
That sounds like an awesome plan.Looking at GAF- yeah it's awesome :smug
I woke up with a fever, chills, and coughing like a madman. Summer colds. :yuck
Come, pity me.
Is there any resolution in a game of thrones? I'm more than half way though and the plots just keep getting deeper and deeper without anything really being resolved; everything feels like it's dangling.
Sounds like LOSTIs there any resolution in a game of thrones? I'm more than half way though and the plots just keep getting deeper and deeper without anything really being resolved; everything feels like it's dangling.
Mandark is right, he sort of strings you along while building crazy scenarios up (the scenarios get stranger and bigger as you go along). Its already passed a point where one wonders how he's going to resolve all these scenarios he's opened up (not in a good way).
I was personally addicted to certain character scenarios and just good ol' "What happens next". I finished "Feast for Crows" a year ago.
I woke up at 4PM today. :oI fell asleep at 6AM today. :o
I woke up at 4PM today. :o
lennedsay-- Another good spot is the intersection of North + Milwaukee. it's a former hipster spot, wicker park. It's pretty packed on Friday and Saturday nights, but it's a mix of yuppies, normal 20-somethings, and art students. You've got the Subterranean and the Double Door for music, Reckless Records right around the corner, Myopic books, and a bunch of good restaurants. If you're looking for somewhere kinda low key and romantic for dinner, check out a place called Hot Chocolate. It's a bit pricey, but they've got good food and the best hot chocolate ever (don't eat too heavy because it's very thick stuff.) it's dimly lit and the seating is fairly spread apart.
It's a nice area to spend an evening.
And the best disputably hipster music venue is the Empty Bottle. Check out their page, they've got descriptions of all the bands that play there on their calendar. it's where most of the interesting, but too-large-for-some-dude's-garage-and-possibly-about-to-get-popular bands play. But they also have a good jazz night. Otherwise, for the underground music in the city (which will lead you to some mellow bars and art spaces), hit up http://now-is.org/
Father_Mike, you're slowly turning into a GRRM Nerdlinger! ONE OF US, ONE OF US.
T exp, isn't there anything more to this story? It seems like you saved your company shitloads of money and yet you're getting no fucked over. There must be more to this.I'd like an update too.
I vote that we make this thread a log where you have participated in social activities with other human beings.
lennedsay, regulators are only like $35 bucks online! should have made your husband do it~~spoiler (click to show/hide)and getto-bagged it till it came in :-\[close]
A clash of kings is making me sick. It's like all the situations are constantly getting worse for all the characters. I want's me some justice already!
Huge pet peeve of mine: Adventure Gamers gives 99% of adventure games 3 1/2 stars out of 5. It's irratating as fuck because adventure games vary GREATLY in quality. It is one of the most up and down genre ever and their reviews do not help AT ALL in finding good adventure games. It's like the famitsu-gives-all-rpgs-a-32/40 thing but even worse. Grrrrrr
My senior thesis is coming together.
The manual window in my old Laser would come out of the track, so it was a two hand job. (:teehee)
The first car I drove was a car my parents bought new when I was a baby, and they told her the windows would loosen up. But they were such a bitch to roll up and down even 16 years later when I started driving it. Thinking about it makes me happy to pay $150 and not have to deal with it.
My senior thesis is coming together.
What is it on?
Huge pet peeve of mine: Adventure Gamers gives 99% of adventure games 3 1/2 stars out of 5. It's irratating as fuck because adventure games vary GREATLY in quality. It is one of the most up and down genre ever and their reviews do not help AT ALL in finding good adventure games. It's like the famitsu-gives-all-rpgs-a-32/40 thing but even worse. Grrrrrr
AFAIK there are no bad adventures if you are an adventure addict much like there are no bad jRPGs if you like them :)
fried nutella and banana sammich omgaaaaaaaaaaah
Huge pet peeve of mine: Adventure Gamers gives 99% of adventure games 3 1/2 stars out of 5. It's irratating as fuck because adventure games vary GREATLY in quality. It is one of the most up and down genre ever and their reviews do not help AT ALL in finding good adventure games. It's like the famitsu-gives-all-rpgs-a-32/40 thing but even worse. Grrrrrr
AFAIK there are no bad adventures if you are an adventure addict much like there are no bad jRPGs if you like them :)
JRPGs are just too fucking long for there to be no bad ones. Even if you have enough of a soft spot for the genre that a game's JRPG-ness is a positive feature in itself (which I do, for the most part), if you're spending 40 hours on every game that comes out sooner or later you'll need to get something more for your time.
90% in my logic class. I aced the final.
90% in my logic class. I aced the final.
nice work.
and you were going to drop it because the teacher was an asshole...what's wrong with your head? :lol people focus so much on the professor's personality...
This means somebody won some kind of bet, can't remember what though.
After a two month reprieve, I'm back at work today. :(
After a two month reprieve, I'm back at work today. :(
It sounded like you had a nice trip though :)
90% in my logic class. I aced the final.
nice work.
and you were going to drop it because the teacher was an asshole...what's wrong with your head? :lol people focus so much on the professor's personality...
I was going to drop it because I felt lost in the class and still do for the most part. I need this class for another I'm taking in the spring so I'm going to have to study up on this more so I feel more confident.
I have 8:30 AM calculus for the entire year :'(I did that last year.
sounds like a loser. Pump and dump.
I have 8:30 AM calculus for the entire year :'(I did that last year.
first year calc?
This log needs more Flannel Girl.
This log needs more Flannel Girl.
I can't keep up with all these nicknames!
This log needs more Flannel Girl.Can we dub Tietso's new girl Porco Rosso girl? :teehee
your . . . your
I went to a big get together last night at a townie bar as part of my 10-year high school reunion last night. It was actually kind of fun to see some people I liked back in the day.
The actual reunion is tonight, and it would cost my wife and I $100 to go. No thanks.
I went to a big get together last night at a townie bar as part of my 10-year high school reunion last night. It was actually kind of fun to see some people I liked back in the day.
The actual reunion is tonight, and it would cost my wife and I $100 to go. No thanks.
aww yeah you class of 99 also? word up!
yeah they charged us 100 dollars for our high school reunion also. I didn't go though cause im a loooser :'(
I went to a big get together last night at a townie bar as part of my 10-year high school reunion last night. It was actually kind of fun to see some people I liked back in the day.
The actual reunion is tonight, and it would cost my wife and I $100 to go. No thanks.
aww yeah you class of 99 also? word up!
yeah they charged us 100 dollars for our high school reunion also. I didn't go though cause im a loooser :'(
Also class of 99. Ours is at the end of Sept. I think I'm going to pass cause I looked at the guest list and I don't remember any of these people. The people I do remember are mostly not attending. Plus it's like $70.
I got some of that Pepsi Throwback stuff.
tbh, it doesn't task as good as the new stuff. it tastes flatter and has a much duller aftertaste.
I got some of that Pepsi Throwback stuff.
tbh, it doesn't task as good as the new stuff. it tastes flatter and has a much duller aftertaste.
All of the sudden you don't like things that are flatter?
I got some of that Pepsi Throwback stuff.
tbh, it doesn't task as good as the new stuff. it tastes flatter and has a much duller aftertaste.
All of the sudden you don't like things that are flatter?
Aborition
The ghost of an aborted fetus. Generally has big eyes. Known to whimper "WHY DID YOU KILL ME?" in an adorable cartoony voice. Derived from apparition.
"That freakin' aborition won't leave me alone... why'd the pope have to go and get rid of Limbo?"
you can't swim? wtf.
soooooooo fucking boring. I climbed a view point while typing this just by holding up. shity.
Most Boring Game of the Yeas confirmed. What's the point of the horse rides between each city?
Also found a medium sized photo of Flannel Girl. :hyper :heart :hyper
Also found a medium sized photo of Flannel Girl. :hyper :heart :hyper
That's pretty creepy.
I went to a big get together last night at a townie bar as part of my 10-year high school reunion last night. It was actually kind of fun to see some people I liked back in the day.
The actual reunion is tonight, and it would cost my wife and I $100 to go. No thanks.
aww yeah you class of 99 also? word up!
yeah they charged us 100 dollars for our high school reunion also. I didn't go though cause im a loooser :'(
Also class of 99. Ours is at the end of Sept. I think I'm going to pass cause I looked at the guest list and I don't remember any of these people. The people I do remember are mostly not attending. Plus it's like $70.
This log needs more Flannel Girl.Can we dub Tietso's new girl Porco Rosso girl? :teehee
I actually realised that was crueler than I intended, I meant more like Pork-her instead inferring she was a pig.
http://twitter.com/flannelgirl
???
http://twitter.com/flannelgirl
???
Wait, is that the only communication you've ever had from her?Yeah.
Concentrate on the possibly attractive stalker.She lives in St. Paul
Concentrate on the possibly attractive stalker.She lives in St. Paul
who would travel that far for love?
if you posted slave girl I don't see why you wouldn't post flannel girl.We go to the same school. Well, SHE GOES.
Don't worry, we won't be judgmental!BS
Kosma
oh wait that was AIDS
At least with aids you know you got some nookie.
Was 50% of the budget for assassins creed spend on jade raymond? This game when from just boring to fucking sucks.
I bet she blew some executive and then blackmailed him for the money.
omg this story is stupid. And all the fighting at the end sucks.
Bad: Trying to fall asleep, then all of a sudden you hear a woman scream
Worse: She keeps screaming intermittently
Even worster: She screams again just as you're falling asleep, so you rage-wake to go close your windows in the other room. However, when you get to the other room, you realize the screaming woman is in your apartment.
FML: She's on your computer-- you pressed "open this file" when you downloaded some porn, so your computer auto-opened it, with your speakers blasting it right in front of an open window for the past 15 minutes.
-Middle Eastern Muslim's (trying to encompass Jinfash into this) really are all about cousins getting hitched. Always thought that was some weird stereotype, but, fuck, at least they were just offering and not forcing me. :S
Yeah it is. Actually, I've been downplaying it a lot, and kept how many couples in my family are first and second cousins to myself. Let's just say that you can count those who aren't... with one hand.
Woahhhoohohohohwaohhh
Meh, girl I went out with emailed me telling me it wouldn't work out between us. That's a step up from the girls who don't even bother returning my calls, at least.
Ran into the cute girl at the gym, who I haven't seen in a while, and chatted with her a bit. Didn't ask her out quite yet, but perhaps I will. I have nothing left to lose at this point...
Meh, girl I went out with emailed me telling me it wouldn't work out between us. That's a step up from the girls who don't even bother returning my calls, at least.
Meh, girl I went out with emailed me telling me it wouldn't work out between us. That's a step up from the girls who don't even bother returning my calls, at least.
This seems to be the story of your life. Sorry to hear that...Does it happen exclusively with girls you've met through online dating?
I totally forgot about the feeling caused by girls telling you it's not going to happen. Gave me some war-type flashbacks here.
if you posted slave girl I don't see why you wouldn't post flannel girl.
Shut up, recursive.
Speaking of okcupid, I found a classmate's profile while playing "The Psychologist Game." awkward. (I knew he was a libertarian.)
http://www.okcupid.com/the-psychologist-game (http://www.okcupid.com/the-psychologist-game)
Shut up, recursive.
I'm going to apply to be a Librarian :punch
school starts again tomorrow and then I have a 4 day weekend :lol
You're... married? :'( :'( :'( :'(
$38 for 15 songs. Ouch.
I'm going to apply to be a Librarian :punch
Calc 1, I still have 5 more maths after this one. :'(
Malek should just go for men, way easier all around.
Calculus is the worst sin of mankind.
Malek should just go for men, way easier all around.
My gay friends are way pickier than any girls I know!
Malek should just go for men, way easier all around.
My gay friends are way pickier than any girls I know!
Malek should just go for men, way easier all around.
My gay friends are way pickier than any girls I know!
That's all show, you know how gay people like show.
I bet they get laid a lot more often than Malek!
Malek should just go for men, way easier all around.
My gay friends are way pickier than any girls I know!
That's all show, you know how gay people like show.
I bet they get laid a lot more often than Malek!
They get laid more often than me :'(
It seems like whenever I go to the supermarket with one of them (which is pretty frequently after work), he is needing to buy more condoms.
Batman is good stuff fistful.
Who the fuck buys condoms off the internet :lol
Save $$$ by having sex with a girl you can trust and whos on the pill and don't use condoms boo :-*AHA good joke.
Save $$$ by having sex with a girl you can trust and whos on the pill and don't use condoms boo :-*
Fuckkkk I have a 102.9 fever right now. I can't remember the last time I've been this sick. Better hit up the doc. :(
rachel commented on on of my pics "aww look at you all cute and scruff." :D :D :D I've been crazy about this girl for years.
Sounds like shes talking about a puppy, dont get your condoms ready FatherM.
Just buy one of these.
http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-motion/
replying with "Sure, you wait until you're half way across the country before telling me I'm cute ;)"
we tell you youre cute everyday!
replying with "Sure, you wait until you're half way across the country before telling me I'm cute ;)"
we tell you youre cute everyday!
We don't have bewbs. :-\
man boobs :-*
she replied "I always thought you were cute... just awkward haha" dreams crushed once again. :'(
is there any witty reply I can have to this? Something decidedly non awkward.
While it may not come as welcome news, some women have sex out of sympathy, with one admitting: "I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them."Always hope, Arvie. Always hope.
fuck now she is all I can concentrate on.
I hate being this neurotic over her. :'(
I would make some kind of criticism of your attempt to get with this girl, but my girlfriend just dumped me, so wtf do I know? Carry on; the email you've drafted up sounds killer.
I would make some kind of criticism of your attempt to get with this girl, but my girlfriend just dumped me, so wtf do I know? Carry on; the email you've drafted up sounds killer.
lolz. is this the one who you were like "my life is complete. ive always wanted her. she wanted me. i'm so happy."
I just got back from 3 months of travel in Asia and Europe. My girlfriend and I had a few fights over the last few weeks of the trip. They were mostly stupid. I felt a lot of pressure because of our worsening money situation and was grumpy a little too often. Also, we bought a little travel chess board, and I am not a good loser at all, and I said a few rather mean things while on the losing end of games that I would give anything to take back. Our last day together was really good, but now she's up in Portland for her brother's wedding, and I'm sitting at home, broke and with no job, and all the companies my friends and family work at are laying people off, so no one can hook me up with a job. And the jobs listed on monster or craigslist want you to have 2 years experience to earn $20k. And I miss this girl like crazy. She's by far the best girlfriend I ever had, and my life will be a pretty big failure if I allow my occasional pettiness and moodiness to drive her away. She wants to keep the relationship going, but I'm down in Los Angeles, and she'll be up in northern California with her parents after getting back from the wedding, and with the current job situation, who knows when we'll be able to move off to the same city together? To make matters worse, her phone is broken, so we can't talk while she's up in Portland. I need a hug.
patrick cassidy really rocks. Chipo listen to Deirdre of the Sorrows and Children of the lyre
Spilt my heart out to her - which is like an annual occurrence. It didn't go so great not so bad either.(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/lindsaylaughing2.gif)
Law school started?
I applied for another job today: a dutch translator for a web based project to end the war on drugs :punchThat would be a pretty sweet job
just not going. I have a bet with cajole that might make me go tomorrow.
Nope Green but they are looking for Dutch speakers.Is experience, keeps you busy, meet some right-wing girls....I applied for another job today: a dutch translator for a web based project to end the war on drugs :punchThat would be a pretty sweet job
Turned out this is only a volunteer thing.
I bet he didn't go today either.
speaking of drunk confessions i am quite inebriated AND intoxicated
There are to many speed changes. It would make it so I can't concentrate on the tv. :-[
I'm imagining a large abstract print of your face which is made up of smaller images of hot chicks.Hilarious. Intentional or not.
:lol
Tell them you were so sick you passed out in the backyard.
Fafka, what's the point of a study group? To get laid?
Reading the material, going to class, participating in study groups, Fafka is going too far.
My neighbour was probably listening to the remastered Beatles albums too loud. I knocked on his door three times. Eventually he opened it and I told him to please turn it down because I 'really' need sleep. Since all Beatles fans are pussies he turned it down.
Just give into OKCupid.
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
namespace linqTest
{
public class Contact
{
public string FirstName { get; set; }
public string LastName { get; set; }
}
public class Contacts : List<Contact>
{
}
}using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.Xml;
using System.Xml.Linq;
namespace linqTest
{
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
Contacts contacts = new Contacts();
Contact contact1 = new Contact();
contact1.FirstName = "Daffy";
contact1.LastName = "Duck";
Contact contact2 = new Contact();
contact2.FirstName = "Bugs";
contact2.LastName = "Bunny";
contacts.Add(contact1);
contacts.Add(contact2);
// create xml output based on contacts class and display
XElement xe = new XElement("contacts",
from contact in contacts
select new XElement("Contact",
new XElement("FirstName", contact.FirstName),
new XElement("LastName", contact.LastName))
);
Console.WriteLine(xe.ToString() + "\n");
// read contacts in from xml and display
IEnumerable<Contact> importedContacts = from contact in xe.Descendants("Contact")
select new Contact
{
FirstName = contact.Element("FirstName").Value,
LastName = contact.Element("LastName").Value
};
foreach (Contact c in importedContacts)
{
Console.WriteLine(c.FirstName + " " + c.LastName);
}
Console.Read();
}
}
}<contacts>
<Contact>
<FirstName>Daffy</FirstName>
<LastName>Duck</LastName>
</Contact>
<Contact>
<FirstName>Bugs</FirstName>
<LastName>Bunny</LastName>
</Contact>
</contacts>
Daffy Duck
Bugs BunnySee it relegated Malek into a caveman.Just give into OKCupid.
okcupid horrible.
I bout
(defun primep (number)
(when (> number 1)
(loop for fac from 2 to (isqrt number) never (zerop (mod number fac)))))Time for Shin to go to Hawaii, bump into his girlfriend and then hook up with Mila Kunis.\
example LISP code
mind blown
I've been living in a .NET 3.5 world with 2.0 skills, despite using VS 2008. I haven't scratched the surface of the new things it can do, specifically LINQ. Even in the simplest of class declarations, I learned something new while reading up on LINQ.
You don't know what LISP is? :-\
public abstract class BaseDataClass
{
protected virtual DataRow GetDataItem(string sSql)
{
DataHandler dataHandler = new DataHandler(); // custom data access class
DataTable dt = dataHandler.RetrieveData(sSql);
DataRow dr = null;
if (dt != null)
{
if (dt.Rows.Count > 0)
dr = dt.Copy().Rows[0];
dt.Dispose();
}
return dr;
}
public virtual void InitializeClass(DataRow dr)
{
Type type = this.GetType();
PropertyInfo[] propInfos = type.GetProperties();
for (int i = 0; i < dr.ItemArray.GetLength(0); i++)
{
if (dr[i].GetType() != typeof(DBNull))
{
string sField = dr.Table.Columns[i].ColumnName;
foreach (PropertyInfo propInfo in propInfos)
{
if (sField.ToLower() == propInfo.Name.ToLower())
{
// get data value, set property, break
object o = dr[i];
propInfo.SetValue(this, o, null);
break;
}
}
}
}
}
}public abstract class GenericDataList<T> : List<T> where T : BaseDataClass
{
protected void InitializeList(string sSql)
{
DataHandler dh = new DataHandler();
DataTable dt = dh.RetrieveData(sSql);
if (dt != null)
{
Type type = typeof(T);
MethodInfo methodInfo = type.GetMethod("InitializeClass");
foreach (DataRow dr in dt.Rows)
{
T t = Activator.CreateInstance<T>();
if (methodInfo != null)
{
object[] paramArray = new object[1];
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}(C) I can make quick exists.
I bout
Oh, Arvie.
(http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpq1biY7ps1qzer51o1_500.gif)
This graphic is somewhat inaccurate. I sit in the back corner so that (A) nobody will notice me, (B) I can see everyone, (C) I can make quick exists.
This is mostly theory, though, because I don't go to class.
190 cm/ 6'2
190 cm/ 6'2
(http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpq1biY7ps1qzer51o1_500.gif)
This graphic is somewhat inaccurate. I sit in the back corner so that (A) nobody will notice me, (B) I can see everyone, (C) I can make quick exists.
This is mostly theory, though, because I don't go to class.
I tended to pick out a cute girl in the class, make friends with her and sit next to her under the pretense of studying, and then sleep with her by the end of the quarter if things went well.
(http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpq1biY7ps1qzer51o1_500.gif)
This graphic is somewhat inaccurate. I sit in the back corner so that (A) nobody will notice me, (B) I can see everyone, (C) I can make quick exists.
This is mostly theory, though, because I don't go to class.
Dammnit, now I see why nobody sits next to me :(
Front/Wallguy
Will sit mid-center from now on
If you can talk to people on a forum, you can talk to people in real life. You just have to think on your feet.
Sounds good mang, I just came back from a job myself. Running through some wooded path at night = I'm risking some big dude coming out of the woods and raping me.
i always sat in the back of the class so when people argued with me they had to turn around to look at me. made them uncomfortable.
God yes. Each season is one huge arch so it doesn't play out with self contained issue in each episode. Its ridunculously awesome and she'll develop a crush on McNulty... or Stringer Bell :o
Would the wire be appropriate gift for my moms birthday? She likes crime dramas. And I've never seen it.
Is there a lot of HBO sex in it - like the kind you don't want to be watching with your mom, in it?
I find the diner chick that sleeps with drunk McNulty with the red hair to be hot. The scene goes from "You can have whatever you want" to her riding on top :lolThat was one of the best opening sequences ever. The part when he tries to make that turn while drunk :lol
How tall are you, Jin?
And I always sit in the middle slightly to one side. I guess that constitutes as kind of mid-centre? I just don't like being right in the middle though.
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMweGl04sVE[/youtube]:rofl The way he points
190 cm/ 6'2
Right now I'm so pissed I'd even piss on you :mad
ok not you, maybe manabyte or Steve Jobs. Shitty iPhone.
how do I post a pic as a comment one someone else wall on face book?
just like
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/idiocracy.png[/im g] ?
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I'm currently looking at a profile for this Twilight fan and her demands are a bit much.She seems all over the map :wtf
1. She wants a man who is ambitious and has direction.
I suppose this means she wants a rich man.
2. a non-smoker
Fine.
3. a non-drinker
Just because you read a book by a Mormon doesn't mean you have to be a fucking mormon.
4. someone who likes pets--including lizards and snakes
Can't I simply tolerate them? Why must I like them, too.
5. is non-religious
Well, that's easy.
6. has a close relationship with his family
Really? I guess you won't be dating any orphans.
Doesn't mind kids
Loves to cuddle
Honesty/faithfulness
does not play head games
Taller then me
Little or NO body hair (not a fan of chest hair..)
Independence{ex: Own vehicle,lives by self or with roommate,is employed..etc)
Short hair
A few dislikes:
short guys *under 5'9.. buh bye*..Unless i make first contact
Guys under 20.. well then those are boys.
Old ugly run down vehicles..
red heads
bad teeth (ex: Yellow stained color, and crooked)
Bar stars/partyers..(that goes for you guys)
Chain Smokers!!/Drug users
Jealousy
Cheaters/Players
Liars
ton of facial hair
Long hair on guys.
Here's a list of demands from an unemployed single mom who dropped out of high school.prob puts out tho.QuoteDoesn't mind kids
Loves to cuddle
Honesty/faithfulness
does not play head games
Taller then me
Little or NO body hair (not a fan of chest hair..)
Independence{ex: Own vehicle,lives by self or with roommate,is employed..etc)
Short hair
A few dislikes:
short guys *under 5'9.. buh bye*..Unless i make first contact
Guys under 20.. well then those are boys.
Old ugly run down vehicles..
red heads
bad teeth (ex: Yellow stained color, and crooked)
Bar stars/partyers..(that goes for you guys)
Chain Smokers!!/Drug users
Jealousy
Cheaters/Players
Liars
ton of facial hair
Long hair on guys.
/me drinks
I'm not shaving my chest!
Here's a list of demands from an unemployed single mom who dropped out of high school.QuoteDoesn't mind kids
Loves to cuddle
Honesty/faithfulness
does not play head games
Taller then me
Little or NO body hair (not a fan of chest hair..)
Independence{ex: Own vehicle,lives by self or with roommate,is employed..etc)
Short hair
A few dislikes:
short guys *under 5'9.. buh bye*..Unless i make first contact
Guys under 20.. well then those are boys.
Old ugly run down vehicles..
red heads
bad teeth (ex: Yellow stained color, and crooked)
Bar stars/partyers..(that goes for you guys)
Chain Smokers!!/Drug users
Jealousy
Cheaters/Players
Liars
ton of facial hair
Long hair on guys.
Hmm, this online dating stuff seems to be getting insane for me - I'm talking to about 12 girls in concurrence at the moment... everything from 20 year olds still in college, to 29 year old divorcees, from short Italian girls to tall blondes, from girls that live all the way on the other side of Nassau, to ones who actually went to HS with me... even a super fobby Chinese girl (who "likes the horror movies with ghost")... the one I like the best? The petite, 23 year old blonde who moved here a few years ago from Bialystok, of course!
Hmm, this online dating stuff seems to be getting insane for me - I'm talking to about 12 girls in concurrence at the moment... everything from 20 year olds still in college, to 29 year old divorcees, from short Italian girls to tall blondes, from girls that live all the way on the other side of Nassau, to ones who actually went to HS with me... even a super fobby Chinese girl (who "likes the horror movies with ghost")... the one I like the best? The petite, 23 year old blonde who moved here a few years ago from Bialystok, of course!
Wat? :wtf
She prob never saw one before she moved to the States :teehee
How would you compare online dating to irl dating Tiesto?
Białystok?
Shithole.
I'm considering trying to give the online dating scene a try. Most of my friends don't seem to know any single girls that I'm interested in. But if the guy-girl ratio on most sites is so stacked against the guys, it might not be worth the trouble.
I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.
I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.
Couldn't you buy a DS or PSP and do some gaming on the rig?
I work in an offshore oil rig for the largest oil company in the world, Saudi Aramco. While the pay is great, it sucks dick being away for 7 days from (uncensored) internet, gaming, and real food. Another thing that gets on my nerves is the fact that I have literally NOTHING in common with the other Saudis here. I'm always being criticized for not joining them in their self-absorbed little get-togethers and gay escapades. I need to move back.
You should call up Jinf---oh, no gay escapades. nevermind.
:-*
Told Rachel I would call her today. I'm nervous.Get your buzz on beforehand
Whoa, who's this Rachel you keep mentioning and is she a real person (i.e. NOT a pillow)?
When she has her phone off will she get a message for missed calls or does phone off automatically mean she doesn't get anything?
Gah! I'm stuck on the King Fahad Causeway from Bahrain to Saudi. Lots of people getting their drink on before fasting. Looks like I'll be stuck here for the next few hours. D:
This guy on the corner of Randolph and State had a cardboard sign that said "Ninjas kidnapped girlfriend, need money for ransom and kung fu lessons." Nobody was giving him money :(
Did you give him some for his awesome sign?
I was wondering what Whiskers was on about, but I think he means King Fahd Causeway. :smug
lol. The log is for everyone folks, not just loser philosophy students from Canada!
John just ordered the most vile looking Big Mac from McDonald's today. I told him we should have went to Burger King instead of McDonald's; that place is deserted, only (poor) community college students hit that place. Burger King is 10x better, imo.
lol. The log is for everyone folks, not just loser philosophy students from Canada!
Abdullah just ordered the most vile looking shawerma from mama norah today. I told him we should have went to King Abdullah's branch instead of Al Dhabab's; that place is deserted, only (poor) King Saud's students hit that place. Al Rowad is 10x better, imo.
How do you say loggin' in Arabic?
translated for 'merica
Sorry kids, I was just loggin'
recursive or other math people how do I do this question((20/45 x 19/44 x ... x 15/40) + (15/45 x 14/44 x ... x 10/40) + (10/45 x 9/45 x ... x 5/40)) x 100 aka the probability of all group 1 + all group 2 + all group 3. Then 100 - the previous answer. I think this should work.
There are 20 day shift people, 15 grave yard, 10 night. Selecting 6 at random what is the probability that at least two groups will be represented?
I figured out what this horrible disease is that I got 3 times in August and for the 4th time yesterday:
I keep getting Tonsillitis and I only get it randomly sometimes after making out with my gf. So basically my tonsils can't handle the influx of bacteria into my mouth and swell up and get all gross and painful.
I think I will either need to get rid of my gf or my tonsils. tough choice :X
I think it is shitty to be able to delete other people facebook replies. :maf
Some people just can't handle getting owned.
Had a blood test today. When the nurse asked for my urine she blushed. It freaked me out.
I couldn't pee though. :(
They swabbed your dick for a blood test PD?
No. She handed me a cup and she was all,"I need a sample of your urine." and blushed. I was all :-\ I mean really. Why would you blush while saying that?
I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all :-\
I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all :-\
um. They've never asked me to do this.
I always liked doing that. They give you this alcohol swipe to clean your penis head with, and the burning sensation it gives is pretty sweet. But when I tried swiping my dick with an alcohol drenched piece of paper towel at home it didn't feel the same at all :-\
:lol
And I get a boner every time a doctor examines my dick :( It is so embarrassing. I've never had a female doctor.
:lol
And I get a boner every time a doctor examines my dick :( It is so embarrassing. I've never had a female doctor.
watching The Dark Knight again now on MAXHD
the last act is pretty badly put together. jeeze. Everything from when Joker gets caught. it's so quickly churning through the story. nothing gets any real time. The Sonar thing. Plus Harvey's turn is so abrupt. Jamming the Two-Face story in the movie was a bad idea in my opinion. would have been really boss if it was followed through in the third movie.
You're black right? Not a good idea man.
You should go every year especially as you get older
You're black right? Not a good idea man.
You should go every year especially as you get older
:lol
wat?
I only visit my doctor when there's something wrong. Last time was 15 years ago when I was hit by a car.
Theres this group of kids that come to the labs every day and start reading Naruto out loud and laugh really loud at their naruto jokes and shit, I want to go over there and hit them in the head with a Sandman hardcover until they die.
Why the fuck are doctors touching your dicks all the time?
Why the fuck are doctors touching your dicks all the time?
Makes me wonder what happens when he goes to the dentist.
"We're going to have to fill this cavity!"
Ask her to kneel and beg for forgiveness
I always ate like 4-5 at a time when I was little. Now I'm in the mood for pop tarts.
A former co-worker, who I was pretty tight with (and had a crush on for awhile), pretty much blanked me after I quit Hollywood Video. She called out of the blue this week, and left me a message saying that she felt she owed me an explanation for not calling me back the past three or so months.
I'm debating calling her back, I don't know.
Interesting. I always thought that that defense was used as the actual justification for why he murdered Harvey Milk.I always ate like 4-5 at a time when I was little. Now I'm in the mood for pop tarts.I eagerly await the "Pop Tart defense." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense)
because the universally accepted rule is "ONLY EAT ONE POP TART" and I broke that rule :'(
oh god I'm gonna die
I asked this to Eric P and Prole last night, but I'll forward the question here:
So, this broad I met on my vacation to the Caribbean called me up out of the blue. She asked how I was doing, and I let her know all the stuff I was working on. That I was writing and making enough to scrape by, but hoping something will break soon.
She practically threw her panties at me.
Is it considering selling out if I use my "starving artist" status to pick up chicks? I mean, I'm not really starving, nor am I Charlie Kauffman. You guys should see what I'm working on - none of it is high art.
That movie "9" that came out earlier this month really fucked me over.
About two years ago, I started working on a novel that I thought was really promising. It was about a robot who wakes up after a deadly microbe has killed off all the humans on earth. The robot was the last experiment of a scientist who was trying to create artificial human consciousness. She feels and acts like a human. There are tons of other robots in the world, but none of them are like her. In the last days of humanity, a cyber-terrorist created and spread a computer virus that causes many of the robots in the world to go crazy and attack everything around them, so the world is very dangerous for the main character and for the robots who don't have the virus.
I didn't write a huge amount of the novel, but I put a lot of time into creating the world and outlining the story. It was going to be very philosophical and deal with issues of consciousness, morality, emotion, love and what it means to be human. There were also some pretty phenomenal action scenes. Now I can't write the damn thing because someone else just made a movie with a very similar premise. The worst part? By all accounts, the movie is completely mediocre. :(
At least if the movie was good, I could take solace in that, but a mediocre film killing off one of my favorite novel ideas has me pretty bummed out.
nobody wants to hang out with me!! i've been trying for like a week to find a chance to hang out with.. well.. anybody.. i'm so lonely :'(
nobody wants to hang out with me!! i've been trying for like a week to find a chance to hang out with.. well.. anybody.. i'm so lonely :'(
it's because you're a mean drunk.
I was in class today and had to pass around some papers for something. I got to this one pasty white dude who is a textbook case poindexter, and hand him his paper. He just looks at it for a bit, and then tries to pick it up with this thumb and index finger. It was the way he did it that got me. He tried to pick it up as if I had the cootie AIDS.
This kid has always had a big problem with anti-social behavior though. He was one of my housemates about two years ago, and he never came out of this room. When he saw any of us that lived there, he'd run into his room. If he was already in his room, he's open the door a little just to peek, and then shut it. Every single person who lived with him that year, he now gives the silent treatment. I'll be walking around town or something, and I see him, say hi, and he goes to the other side of the street. But he doesn't just do that, he TURNS HIS HEAD AWAY so he doesn't have to look at me while covering his face with his hand.
I'm at my breaking point. If this kid disrespects me one more time, his nuts will be in his mouth.
I think there's a difference between being a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and being that disrespectful.
Isn't there? ???
No, not really. It's just kinda hard to believe someone can be 20 and this socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
Kid's going to get nicknamed Colon by his friends, and will be the butt of many jokes for years.
No, not really. It's just kinda hard to believe someone can be 20 and this socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
No, not really. It's just kinda hard to believe someone can be 20 and this socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
Have you read any of the log threads you're posting in?
haha, one of my old high school friends named her new kid COLTON. I hate white parents.
No, not really. It's just kinda hard to believe someone can be 20 and this socially distinguished mentally-challenged.
Have you read any of the log threads you're posting in?
Still waiting for your low road and lack of restraint.
Maybe it was a commentary on your own personal hygiene.
Who did you live with before?
I love love love love love living alone.
Who did you live with before?
I love love love love love living alone.
i lived with my sister and brother in law.. not the best of roommates but at least someone to talk to :'(
Go on craigslist and check the listings for people who need roommates. You'll probably find a decent place to move into with some other guys.
Went for a half hour run at 6mph, while watching the new star trek movie, which I finished in the tub. It felt awesome and the movie was great. I have no clean underwear so I'm stilling a bath towel - watching Naruto. A two-parter naruto too!
I ran for a half hour run on a treadmill while watching the movie. When I finished the run I went into the tub and finished the movie there. My temporal logic is sound!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
...Sorry, the Green Shinobi/AIDS thread got HOF'd before I could properly discharge my lols.
That was a lame thread to put in the HOF. It doesn't even make sense unless the person reading it has also read one specific post in this thread.
just about 50 mins running. I think I'm going to die.
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Does it make you want to take up smoking Cajole?
Sometimes I think you're a joke character inspired by every mentality Nietzsche ever criticized.Ouch.
My brother is an asshole. Which means he will go far in society. He already has a girl, money, lots of friends, and great job prospects; so yeah it's working for him but it's hard getting along with someone related to you who is an asshole because you want to see their inner good and see them in the best light.
I've read some and summaries of his major works (thanks to Xenosaga). I don't really like him or his views either. I prefer the views of Hippies from the 60s
My brother is an asshole. Which means he will go far in society. He already has a girl, money, lots of friends, and great job prospects; so yeah it's working for him but it's hard getting along with someone related to you who is an asshole because you want to see their inner good and see them in the best light.
Bebpo, don't be this guy.
Don't be this guy who can't stand up for himself.
Yeah, I've been hearing it on the radio recently.
Yeah, I've been hearing it on the radio recently.
let me guess, sports radio?
My brother is an asshole. Which means he will go far in society. He already has a girl, money, lots of friends, and great job prospects; so yeah it's working for him but it's hard getting along with someone related to you who is an asshole because you want to see their inner good and see them in the best light.
This probability question is confusing me.
An aircraft seam requires 25 rivies. The seam will need to be reworded if a single rivet is defective. Rivets are defective independently of eachother, and have the same probability of being defective.
a) If 20% of all seams need reworking, what is the probability that a rivet is defective?
b) How small should the probability of a defective rivet be to ensure that only 10% of all seams need re working?
I think a) is P[in bad seam and one in 25 rivets] = 0.20 * 1/25 = 0.008, but I don't get the second one. I feel like I need to know how many seams there are.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time. For ya'll have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended. For I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit.:bow Funkadelic :bow2
Is he asking for exact answers?
I just turned 24 the other day and had a huge couple of nights
then I realised FUCK IM GETTING OLD AND MUST SORT MY LIFE OUT
Less than an hour to go! :hyper
In the interest of closure, I thought I'd send you the URL for the series of SNL "Land Shark" skits.
Cicero would have known better!
http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070
Enjoy.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rps.png)
posting this here too so I can laugh at it some more.
:lol :lol :lol so awesome.
Dude a few nights ago I had a dream I met Snoop Dogg and he was talking about some awesome remix of Aerodynamik by Kraftwerk, but not the Alex Gopher/Etienne de Crecy (the one used in Wipeout HD) one.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rps.png)
posting this here too so I can laugh at it some more.
:lol :lol :lol so awesome.
Maybe I'm dumb as a brick, maybe it's 4 a.m., maybe both, but for the life of me, I do not get that joke.
[00:28] robertraban: I closed my EB account
[00:28] robertraban: Turned my pw into gibberish, never logging in again, so yeah
[00:28] robertraban: I'm done with forums now
[00:28] robertraban: For good
[00:29] robertraban: At least being a member of them
okay :(
[00:28] robertraban: I closed my EB account
[00:28] robertraban: Turned my pw into gibberish, never logging in again, so yeah
[00:28] robertraban: I'm done with forums now
[00:28] robertraban: For good
[00:29] robertraban: At least being a member of them
okay :(
Raban, I will still buy you a 360 for a cock pic.
87.5% on epistemology midterm. about 20 words circled for being mispelt, lol
Can I get some help guys?
I think I might have some pubic lice or crabs or something. I haven't been sexually active but I was in a hospital for a week and whenever I get a erection my thing just burns and starts to itch like crazy. I looked on WebMD and those are symptons for lice or crabs :(. This didn't happen till I was out of the hospital so i'm not sure if it's a side effect of one of the antibiotics or what :( plz help I want to ejaculate but this can't be fixed :(
Aids has other symptoms.
so getting kicked out of school
so getting kicked out of school
Fucking hell Malek. :'( You only have like a year and a half left.
so getting kicked out of school
you didn't go today
fuck man
so getting kicked out of school
you didn't go today
fuck man
I think I wrote good opening and closing arguments last night, but I just wasn't able to sleep again. I just can't function. There's no way I'm memorizing four different arguments. I drank four or five energy drinks to wake myself up, but I can barely keep my eyes open. I even began to see things this morning, including an insect made of legos with a baby's head crawling up my bedroom walls.
so getting kicked out of school
you didn't go today
fuck man
I think I wrote good opening and closing arguments last night, but I just wasn't able to sleep again. I just can't function. There's no way I'm memorizing four different arguments. I drank four or five energy drinks to wake myself up, but I can barely keep my eyes open. I even began to see things this morning, including an insect made of legos with a baby's head crawling up my bedroom walls.
...so you had a presentation and you skipped class? Are you a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?
so getting kicked out of school
you didn't go today
fuck man
I think I wrote good opening and closing arguments last night, but I just wasn't able to sleep again. I just can't function. There's no way I'm memorizing four different arguments. I drank four or five energy drinks to wake myself up, but I can barely keep my eyes open. I even began to see things this morning, including an insect made of legos with a baby's head crawling up my bedroom walls.
...so you had a presentation and you skipped class? Are you a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?
Are you not acquainted with his numerous logs?
...so you had a presentation and you skipped class? Are you a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?Yes in front of a small group and a Crown prosecutor. It was unmarked, but required.
I don't shave down there. I'm black, i'm allowed to have hair down there.
I managed to jizz last night to not much pain. It seems to be when I itch it it burns and hurts like a bitch, but after I ejaculated when I went to piss my pee hole started burning so bad. I think it's the pee or something and I have a cuti n there :(
I don't shave down there. I'm black, i'm allowed to have hair down there.
I managed to jizz last night to not much pain. It seems to be when I itch it it burns and hurts like a bitch, but after I ejaculated when I went to piss my pee hole started burning so bad. I think it's the pee or something and I have a cuti n there :(
UTI sounds like.
I don't shave down there. I'm black, i'm allowed to have hair down there.
I managed to jizz last night to not much pain. It seems to be when I itch it it burns and hurts like a bitch, but after I ejaculated when I went to piss my pee hole started burning so bad. I think it's the pee or something and I have a cuti n there :(
UTI sounds like.
definitely a urinary trilobite infestation
only way to treat it is to inject icy hot into your peen hole :(
urinary tract infection. Start pounding cranberry juice.
Well, I haven't actually been kicked out yet. But porno. My first title will be The Rise of the Polish Hammer: Flannel PartyText, avatars, and stupid screen names.
People in real life are just bags of meat. So what's your new career choice?
should we ban malek when he gets kicked from school, so we will never know if he offs himself?
should we ban malek when he gets kicked from school, so we will never know if he offs himself?
It's not as if I can post after I kill myself.
should we ban malek when he gets kicked from school, so we will never know if he offs himself?
It's not as if I can post after I kill myself.
I like a good mystery
should we ban malek when he gets kicked from school, so we will never know if he offs himself?
It's not as if I can post after I kill myself.
I like a good mystery
What mystery? We all know I'm going to die alone in some sort of embarrassing situation. The only mystery is when.
Malek is going to be one of those guys who has their rent automatically deducted from their account so it takes people like three years to realize he's dead, a sears catalogue strewn on the floor and his pants half off.
you've never seen a photo of am nintenho before.It's still like 70ºF (~20ºC) here. I haven't worn anything but a t-shirt to class probably since sometime last winter.
that's a sexy school you go to.
Breasts and ass?Those can't objectively be called "fat".
Spoiler tag that Kosma, JEEZ! If my right hand catches me looking at that while I'm at work, it might force me to masturbate!:lol
Spoiler tag that Kosma, JEEZ! If my right hand catches me looking at that while I'm at work, it might force me to masturbate!
Got a new job.
Also, show me some love.
yeah when you gonna get me a job?
yeah when you gonna get me a job?
When you get a wortwhile degree.
thats cold man[youtube=560,345]aktLRiWXfqg[/youtube]
Im working in a warehouse right now
congrats on your awesome new job
5th year university just isn't the same :'(
bebpo you're getting pussy? Is it good?
Was it good?That's what I was going to reiterate :lol
I was unaware that I was acting irrationally. Thanks for pointing that out. YES I'd rather flunk out of law school than potentially embarrasses myself in front of a group of people I don't even know.
Are you not acquainted with my numerous logs? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
I'm kinda excited to get back to my single life of FREE TIME though. Especially with fall/winter gaming flood starting and school picking up in workload as I start on my 25 page paper.
I have a mancrush on Jim Sturgess :-[
/don't worry, I prefer the originals
How do you get compilation albums to work with itunes in grid or flow view?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/ipodalbumstitle.jpg
It splits up any albums I have by the artist and when you click in the box on one it just has that one track. At least on my iphone it still shows a million boxes but when you click on one it shows the entire tracklist in order with all the artists.
For now I'm just using list view by album in itunes as it's the only solution I've found when I want to listen to a soundtrack in track order. Either that or just use winamp.
(http://media.twnmm.com/storage/1540490/233)
Winterpeg :(
Using wikipedia to look up symptoms to illnesses you think you might have is the worst fucking thing ever. :'(
Using wikipedia to look up symptoms to illnesses you think you might have is the worst fucking thing ever. :'(
Using wikipedia to look up symptoms to illnesses you think you might have is the worst fucking thing ever. :'(
To complete the cycle, go to the hospital citing said symptoms and argue with doctors.
What you got planned Optimo? Happy "one year closer to death" day!
Tomorrow I'm going to Olive Garden and then getting shitfaced because it's my birthday. Yes, I share a birthday with Brett Farvuh.
Speaking of football, I don't even know if I can stomach NYG vs the Raiders.
fuck this needy optomo dweeb. my birthday is better:o I also share a birthday with demi?
Sounds like a test to me, bebpo. Are you sure she's actually dating someone? That's not the behavior someone who dumped you and now has someone else would behave.
Ugh, I want it to be Thanksgiving in the US right now! Red rice, yams, Turkey! UNF UNF UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I wrote the worst paper ever for a class I have tomorrow. I wanted to title it "This is Harsh. Evaluate Me." So the teacher knows what she's getting into. I feel bad that she has to read it.
Bebpo knows whatsup
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I don't count. I'm going put 20 in right now.
37. MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
37. MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
Now I'm turned on.I know it's disgusting! It's like she can't carry a note but she doesn't wear a bra so it doesn't matter.
Bebpo knows whatsup
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its actually from Predator ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)spoiler (click to show/hide):P[close]
The same girl I've been moaning about for like two years here now.
On Sunday she told me she didn't think she was capable of ever loving someone. I knew I always felt a kin To Pip in Great Expectations. Hold me Blue. :'( :'( :'(
:lol booked marked that and I'm totally going to whip it out the next time we're on the subject.
Anyone know anything about drug tests?
I was at a bar the other week and some dude was smoking weed, or something that SMELLED like weed. I'm not really worried but curious if, if it's weed, will it still be in my body? They also said no alcohol. Last week, to celebrate my new found appreciation in a life without believing in a god, I had a glass of wine. I thought that alcohol leavse your body when you piss or sweat? so how could it alter your results in a drug test?
???
b. Find the mean number mu of children in families of couples who have been married for 8 years.These are the exact same questions no? The mean and the expected value are the same right?
c. What is the expected number of children in families of couples who have been married for 8
years?
PROBLEM B: The World Series of Baseball is a "best-of-seven" series between two teams, say “A”
and “B”. In a best of seven series, teams continue to play until one team has won four games.
Suppose that team "A" has a probability of 0.7 of winning each game, and that outcomes in
successive games are independent events. Define a random variable Y that counts the number of
games required to complete the series.
(1). Determine the probability distribution of the random variable Y in each of table form,
histogram (or bar chart) and function form. That is, specify the probability mass function
(p.m.f.) of the random variable and its value space or support.
(2). Determine the expected number of games for such a series.
(3). Determine the standard deviation of the number of games for such a series. Do this
twice, once using the definition of the variance and the other time using the ‘short cut’
formula.
(4). Determine completely the cumulative distribution function of the random variable Y.
Draw the graph of this function.
9, thats a cute movie I've never it seems pretty awesome too. But I don't need to see it, my girl Gina is much better in both of those fields. 9 days till she gets here maybe I should see that movie lol.
:lol Poor dude is gonna be crushed when shit doesn't turn out how he's been fantasizing it will
:lol Poor dude is gonna be crushed when shit doesn't turn out how he's been fantasizing it will
I just found out that Spike Jonze is a white guy.He also directed a music video for The Pharcyde
Seriously, wtf?
Whenever I see this thread with the last reply from either Father Mike, bebpo or Phoenix Dark I know not to click it.
Hooked up my iPod to a computer at the library, and my entire song list has been wiped. :'(
I have like half of my music on my own computer, but I also had a lot of shit that I had downloaded over the years which will be lost; I'll have to acquire that stuff again which meh, I'm not looking forward to
Hooked up my iPod to a computer at the library, and my entire song list has been wiped. :'(
I have like half of my music on my own computer, but I also had a lot of shit that I had downloaded over the years which will be lost; I'll have to acquire that stuff again which meh, I'm not looking forward to
Hooked up my iPod to a computer at the library, and my entire song list has been wiped. :'(
I have like half of my music on my own computer, but I also had a lot of shit that I had downloaded over the years which will be lost; I'll have to acquire that stuff again which meh, I'm not looking forward to
would feel bad but you chose to sync it to the computer's library on your own volition. good jon.
good god. my housemate found a girl online and they haven't met yet and he has been posting crap like this on facebook for the past 2-3 weeks.Quote9, thats a cute movie I've never it seems pretty awesome too. But I don't need to see it, my girl Gina is much better in both of those fields. 9 days till she gets here maybe I should see that movie lol.
YOU HAVEN'T MET HER YET.
good god. my housemate found a girl online and they haven't met yet and he has been posting crap like this on facebook for the past 2-3 weeks.Quote9, thats a cute movie I've never it seems pretty awesome too. But I don't need to see it, my girl Gina is much better in both of those fields. 9 days till she gets here maybe I should see that movie lol.
YOU HAVEN'T MET HER YET.
fucccck. :lol the first girl who has been interested in him, I take it?
See, even Kranz Fafka knows whatsup. You just wanna' chill sometimes. Fucking bizarro world with women, you want to get in a relationship with one, they want to be friends. You want to befriend one, they want to fuck the shit out of you and or have you become their boo. Fuck that shit!:lol
See, even Kranz Fafka knows whatsup. You just wanna' chill sometimes. Fucking bizarro world with women, you want to get in a relationship with one, they want to be friends. You want to befriend one, they want to fuck the shit out of you and or have you become their boo. Fuck that shit!
btw she has cold sores on her mouth. :-X
Kafka, the nice guy that helps out doesnt get the pussy in the end.
Kafka, the nice guy that helps out doesnt get the pussy in the end.
You just want to stuff her vag, admit it.
You just want to stuff her vag, admit it.
Nooooo, she's too pure. I would never disrespect a woman by having sex with her. I'm going to write her a crown of sonnets...about being friends. :'( :'( :'( /gaf
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I feel like that too.
I'm at 69% in my probability class and going down fast :'(
I heard this Bob Dylan song at a bar the other day. I don't know much about his music since I only have Blonde on Blonde and some greatest hits album, which doesn't have the song. I can't remember any lyrics or anything, but it's a fairly fast-paced song with a lot of intricate lyrics that sounds almost like Dylan is flowing, only there's a bit of a melody to it. Does anyone have any idea what song that might be? I'd really love to find it.
It's a trick, get an axe.
Some girl I dogged off OK Cupid is trying to add me to her IM list and I keep clicking escape window instead of Approve or Deny. I'm going to do this forever. :lol
I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
They let 15-year olds in the club nowadays?
I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
They let 15-year olds in the club nowadays?
I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
I had to write a user guide this morning for an admin portal that I programmed months ago.
The portal allows you to do one thing.
I had to include screenshots.
So not only am I not doing anything, what I am doing is nothing particularly useful.
I just got back from seeing Tiesto at a club. It was my first time going to a club and I had a BLAST. I grinded the shit out of this asian chick that came up and started dancing on me, felt her up, and fingered her through her jeans. I wanna go back. Like, now.
I didn't get her number though. :(
This ever happen to you guys...
I recently stopped by my old stomping grounds, and thought about the girl I never asked out (too afraid, rejection, etc.) with some regret. Then, out of the blue, she found me online today.
She has a kid and the years have not been kind. :-\
Why do some people pronounce "I swear" as "asswear"?
Why do some people pronounce "I swear" as "asswear"?
Texas.
11/20 on my calculus test :'(
7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.
Here's today's:Quote7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).
It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.
Here's today's:Quote7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).
It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.
Here's today's:Quote7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).
It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.
:rofl just make sure to have a video cam handy a week from now.
I can understand something like that as a teenager, but as a 23 year old? I just don't know.
What do you guys think I should expect? Should I try to help him man up a bit in the following week and give him some pointers or is that fruitless? She I be wary of his safety? This smells like a trap sprung by a girl who wants to have some laughs with her buddies, if you ask me.
I can understand something like that as a teenager, but as a 23 year old? I just don't know.
What do you guys think I should expect? Should I try to help him man up a bit in the following week and give him some pointers or is that fruitless? She I be wary of his safety? This smells like a trap sprung by a girl who wants to have some laughs with her buddies, if you ask me.
Judging by his ecstatic behavior, he probably wouldn't listen to you if you confronted him about it. He's gonna have to experience it first-hand and if it breaks him, he'll learn and move on. C'est la vie.
I completely agree, I'm just trying to think of way to lessen the blow and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man being tricked by a woman and him crying about it. I fear I am going to see lots of tissue boxes next week and that's the not type of thing I like to see in a men's dorm.
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.
Here's today's:Quote7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).
It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.
i guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy.
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.
Here's today's:Quote7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).
It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.
wow. what are the responses on his fb like? if that were one of my friends, I'd have attempted to deflate him by now...
i guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy. :lol
Yeah, just write back "This shit is sooo going to blow up in your face. Pucker that bootyhole, mothafucker".
I'm reminded of Napoleon DynamiteQuote from: Kafkai guess in related news, since I brought it up the other day and we all (i.e. fm and malek and tiesto) share our respective [flannel, dating website, long distance] girls, things with friend girl are going well. Aiming for the friend zone and hitting it with great precision and accuracy.
On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.
No one responds except the girl. And she only responds only 25% of the time.
On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.
Maybe he'll hang himself.
On this topic, I'm going out picture shootin' with this one girl tomorrow. She's got a kid, I'm trying to friend zone it (as posted two days ago) but she keeps hinting at making out and shit. Feels like some episode of Fresh Prince.
Will Beauty be able to love the Beast? Time shall tell!
Kids are cool, you can let him watching a rocky movie and then fuck his mom while he is busy watching the greatest thing he will ever see in his life.
My housemate is still updating his fb status daily.
Here's today's:Quote7 days!!! thats one week till I finally get to meet my girlfriend, it felt like forever but I'm so happy to say its only a week. [Her name], your one week from tiime of your life :):-\
Finally meet his "girlfriend" (who he hasn't met yet).
It truly makes me wonder what kind of person she is. Is she similar? Is she doing this out of pity? Is she fucking with him so she and her friends have a laugh? Because there's no way an actual girl can be turned on by this and would actually fly from New Jersey to Florida to see him.
Kids are an instant no no, in any situation.Sounds like there's a juicy anecdote here
I have a question. I have an awesome pair of pants but they are really tight across the front and create noticeable bulge. Is that acceptable to wear out?
Kids are an instant no no, in any situation.
Kids are an instant no no, in any situation.
This.
It's instant death for me. Only other instant dis-qualifier is being a smoker
Kids are an instant no no, in any situation.
This.
It's instant death for me. Only other instant dis-qualifier is being a smoker
It's instant death for me. Only other instant dis-qualifier is being a smoker
I've pretty much only dated smokers. they tend to be a bit more pessimistic and misanthropic, like myself :lol
I'm actually one of those few that finds smoking kind of hot. Sure the stinky breath and possible yellow teeth are off putting but theres something about the act of it that's sexy to me. Maybe I'm way too into the whole elegant 40s-50's look.
Smoking does kind of exhibit class. Eva Green did some pictures like this and it was all the better for it.
:nsfw:nsfwspoiler (click to show/hide)http://www.smokingincinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eva_green_smoking_001.jpg[close]
See, I make my blanket statement through experience, Maurice.
... you can't disqualify anyone until you get laid, dude.
if you're a smoker too, it's no problem. Both people's senses of smell and taste are gone. of course, when you screw, it overpowers the smoke smell regardless.
wow muckhole lookin good
my sense of taste and smell are perfectly intact
stop spreading FUD
I read two really good epistemology essays today. A Coherence Theory of Truth and Knowledge by Donald Davidson and Against Gullibility by Elizabeth Fricker.
Nicotine gum helps a lot. still hooked to nicotine, but your lungs and everything get a chance to heal up.
16:15 PM and I have plenty to do, but I'm leaving this job anyway so I'm not really trying any more.
16:15 PM and I have plenty to do, but I'm leaving this job anyway so I'm not really trying any more.
already?
Applied for a job at EA in Spain, sent a email to my recruitment agent about a datatypist job in a neighbouring town.
I feel like I got so much closer today to finding a job :punch
My fart is stinky as HELL tonight goddam
go to her place and fuck her
[00:23] MoroseEtiolate: i like black sabbath
[00:23] CrystalGemini2: Isn't that a holiday?
[00:25] MoroseEtiolate: ...
go to her place and fuck her
Oh god there was a gay scene in lost girls and...I think it moved :omg
Should I leave this forum before its too late?
Ahh maybe Im just tired
I'm so fucking piss off right now, there is this really hot chick here on school I have taken a few classes with her and since its raining like hell she asked me to give her a ride home but I have a class from 9-10 and the fucking phsyco cunt of a teacher decided to give us a exam today so I couldn't leave and she didn't want to wait two hours to get home :( man she's got an amazing ass :'( I fucking hate collage.
I am so flipping beside myself right now. There is this really attractive female at my school with whom I have taken a few classes with. She asked me to give her a ride home because it is raining like heck. I have a class from 9 o'clock until 10 o'clock and the flipping ninny vagina of a teacher decided to give us an exam today. I could not leave because of this. The girl did not want to wait two hours to arrive at her home :( Man, she possesses an amazing buttocks :'( I flipping detest university-level education.
I'm in collage. I'm surrounded by hot chicks. It only makes my existence more painful.
I'm imagining a large abstract print of your face which is made up of smaller images of hot chicks.
:lolspoiler (click to show/hide)I want all the smaller pics. :shh[close]
Rush is a tricky character like “tricky dick”, at first when, I read he was a founder of the Pennsylvania Society for Promoting the Abolition of Slavery, I thought good man, not a racist man at all till, I read this.
Blacks would have to be reformed and incorporated into the republican nation. Reform means bending to another’s will from your own. Everyone should be allowed to be an individual, but yes some standards should be followed, and universal to instill a peaceful, orderly functioning society Rush wanted American’s to free themselves of luxuries, and vices, but look at us now, you see that idea didn’t work out. We are terrible when it comes to vanity, and material things. Guilt, shame, punishment, pain, sounds like a sick individual into S&M, and Bondage to me. American’s are often taught in the Church to feel shame for certain sins we commit, and certain things we do. Whites felt it was okay punish slaves to keep them in line. Pain was inflicted upon those who did not obey, and even death with no consequences afterwards for the white man. We are suppose to feel guilt if we do something dirty, or wrong in someone else’s mind of what they find dirty, and shameful, and wrong. I think Rush might of been a confused individual, and a product of his time. He did however seek to understand things, but his thinking was narrow minded, and limited. Not everyone has the gift to see, and think outside of the box!
When it comes to rush, I definitely disagree with you. He did seem to think of blacks as equals which was pretty forward thinking back tehn. You cannot see the word "reform" and immediately judge him as a racist responsible for social problems that we have 300 years later. He definitely thought of all people as equals and his 3 pronged plan of focusing on education, motherhood, and medicine supports the idea that he wanted to raise the standard of living for every citizen. I'm sorry if I sound mean but that's just a really unusual argument that you made.
Why not respond and get laid?
I'm so fucking piss off right now, there is this really hot chick here on school I have taken a few classes with her and since its raining like hell she asked me to give her a ride home but I have a class from 9-10 and the fucking phsyco cunt of a teacher decided to give us a exam today so I couldn't leave and she didn't want to wait two hours to get home :( man she's got an amazing ass :'( I fucking hate collage.
Why not respond and get laid?
I too know the pain of living with filthy roommates. Luckily, in my situation there were four people, and another guy besides me was also fairly OCD about keeping the place clean. Sadly, that only covered the community areas. The bed room area still was a one man crusade against filth.
You can pee in the sink too.yes if you arc the stream, which would inevitably just get the piss all over the faucet and dishes and whatever. Just do it into the bushes or flowerpot if you want to be all ghetto about it.
On the subject of peeing, I've never used a urinal before in my life. I still don't understand why I'd use them when there are usually several open stalls.
Cause you're a fat fuck, Himuro
On the subject of peeing, I've never used a urinal before in my life. I still don't understand why I'd use them when there are usually several open stalls.
Because you're insecure - next
This person also made the College/Collage mistake in regards to women so....spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://i36.tinypic.com/2cdewlg.jpg)[close]
Can't say I like my roommate. He sticks to himself and really doesn't do much to to annoy me outside of listening to sermons/Christian music at loud volumes. Well he also constantly sets off the fire alarm by cooking everything in the oven at 425 or broil degrees.Is he white? White people are notoriously averse to public transportation
There's just something odd about him. He's usually in his room on the computer, he cleans up after himself etc. Yet even my previous dirty-as-hell roommate had personality and we had fun. The new guy just sulks. Like, he'll ask me if I can drive him places next time my parents drop a vehicle off. Of course, when they finally do drop one off he's nowhere to be seen. So I leave, and when I get back he acts like I did him dirty. It's not my job to drive him around. We live on a bus line for christs sake.
If you let me call you Hoke Colburn I'll let you call me miss Daisy. :-*
Are a few scraps really driving you nuts? You realize cleaning is futile. Everything just gets messy again, faster than it can be cleaned. It is rather depressing overall.
I'm going to kill the motherfucking distinguished mentally-challenged sprinkler system guy. This is the fourth time in two weeks he's failed to show up and everytime I call him I have to reintroduce myself because evidently he's forgotten who the hell I am even though he lives about a mile away from me and he's been over to my house for sprinkler maintenence god only knows how many fucking times. Jesus Christ. The guy probably fell asleep in his truck after masturbating to a Highlights magazine.
He stopped by Sunday night at my house and said he'd be back Tuesday because he had to get something from his garage. Obviously he didn't show up. I call him back today, reintroduce myself because he forgot who I was, asked him why he didn't come by Tuesday and he told me he doesn't fucking remember telling me that but he said he'd come by today. Well here I fucking am sitting around like an idiot waiting for another idiot who probably couldn't even tell you what day it is. I'm like the abused wife that keeps coming back for more.
I got to take his numer off my cell.
Are a few scraps really driving you nuts? You realize cleaning is futile. Everything just gets messy again, faster than it can be cleaned. It is rather depressing overall.
YES. YES IT IS.
Are a few scraps really driving you nuts? You realize cleaning is futile. Everything just gets messy again, faster than it can be cleaned. It is rather depressing overall.
YES. YES IT IS.
I think it's kinda hot. It's a game of wits. Will you be the one to sneak a peek? Is he peeking right now? Do you think you're bigger? Is he?
It's mind games... and I love it
This is the best white whine yet.
private void ProcessLocationManufacturerMapping(CheckBoxList chkManufacturerList, LocationManufacturers locationManufacturers, int locationID)
{
// join list of location manufacturers with list of non-selected items
var deletes = from locMan in locationManufacturers
join ListItem item in chkManufacturerList.Items
on locMan.ManufacturerID equals int.Parse(item.Value)
where item.Selected == false
select locMan;
foreach (LocationManufacturer locationManufacturer in deletes)
locationManufacturer.Delete();
// join list of selected items with location manufacturers...
// pull the items where the matching location manufacturer does not exist
var adds = from ListItem item in chkManufacturerList.Items
where item.Selected == true
join locMan in locationManufacturers
on int.Parse(item.Value) equals locMan.ManufacturerID
into groupJoin
from locMan2 in groupJoin.DefaultIfEmpty()
where locMan2 == null
select item;
foreach (ListItem item in adds)
{
LocationManufacturer locationManufacturer = new LocationManufacturer();
locationManufacturer.LocationID = locationID;
locationManufacturer.ManufacturerID = int.Parse(item.Value);
locationManufacturer.SaveNew();
}
}
The yellow rubber duck has achieved an iconic status in American pop culture and is often symbolically linked to mud baths, like our ancestors the pigs.
...characters of the show were performed by Jim Henson duh duh duh duuuu.
Rubber ducks are collected by a small number of losers in countries including the United Kingdom, Canada, Germany, Japan, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, United States, and the Netherlands.
That makes no sense. She just can't take him to the bank on the way home?
is she hot? you should hit on her while he's in the bathroom. hell, ideally you should be doing everything you can to make her uncomfortable and fuck up this dude's weekend.
Your friend is totally getting some poontang. What a turn of events :o
I think BlackMage's "Worst Day Ever" thread was better. I wish I could find itI'm going to kill the motherfucking distinguished mentally-challenged sprinkler system guy. This is the fourth time in two weeks he's failed to show up and everytime I call him I have to reintroduce myself because evidently he's forgotten who the hell I am even though he lives about a mile away from me and he's been over to my house for sprinkler maintenence god only knows how many fucking times. Jesus Christ. The guy probably fell asleep in his truck after masturbating to a Highlights magazine.
He stopped by Sunday night at my house and said he'd be back Tuesday because he had to get something from his garage. Obviously he didn't show up. I call him back today, reintroduce myself because he forgot who I was, asked him why he didn't come by Tuesday and he told me he doesn't fucking remember telling me that but he said he'd come by today. Well here I fucking am sitting around like an idiot waiting for another idiot who probably couldn't even tell you what day it is. I'm like the abused wife that keeps coming back for more.
I got to take his numer off my cell.
This is the best white whine yet.
Huh? They're at his parents apartment, his parents are with him.Yet you still care....
Please stop calling him my friend. I hate him.
Huh? They're at his parents apartment, his parents are with him.Yet you still care....
Please stop calling him my friend. I hate him.
Any update on your friend himu?
I would just be happy some one loves me :'(spoiler (click to show/hide)Then I would think something is wrong with them for liking me.[close]
I think secretly Himu is jealous, wishing he were this guy's girlfriend. O to have someone so in love with you that they write stupid things on facebook, eh Himu? You live with him day after day but your shy advances go ignored. Someday he shall be yours if only this blasted woman would leave him and when she does you'll be there for him, a comfort for his sorrows, a place for him to cry and weep, a person for him to love.
Rachel just gave me the greatest complement ever. I'm sooo happy :heartspoiler (click to show/hide)Today
7:38pmRachel
hello
you are a victorian fop.[close]
drink with me broskiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sorry, that's garbage. :yuck
btw i'd like to point out that ive been an EB member longer than both of you.. im so cool
I'm drinking this seasonal beer by Fat Tire called 2 below.. tastes like winter@!!!!fat tire :thumbsup
I've seen enough drunk kids/adults to not be worried
I don't think this actually happened.
jesus christ you are a bitch. i can't believe you actually ratted this dude out in front of yr parents and got him busted over some weed. BUBUBU HE'S ONLY 15!! maybe if you would've gotten away from the message boards a little bit more while growing up you would've seen that A LOT of kids get drunk/high in high school and it really doesn't make a difference if they start now or after it's legally ok (for drinking, this is). for shame, pd, for shame.
jesus christ you are a bitch. i can't believe you actually ratted this dude out in front of yr parents and got him busted over some weed. BUBUBU HE'S ONLY 15!! maybe if you would've gotten away from the message boards a little bit more while growing up you would've seen that A LOT of kids get drunk/high in high school and it really doesn't make a difference if they start now or after it's legally ok (for drinking, this is). for shame, pd, for shame.
I didn't call my parents.
Lol PD way to blame the old guy your brother is such a pussy. Sorry mayne he did it all to himself.Have to agree. Sorry, PD. He wasn't even puking and you called the cops? I was spending the night on friends' bathroom floors covered in seas of whiskey-vomit at that age, as were most other normal people. As for the weed...:lol
And seriously, POLICE? :lol
Why is this guy buying alcohol and sharing weed with minors? That's fine and dandy? I'm sorry, but that pissed me off.
how else are you going to keep their mouth shut after fondling them?
Why is this guy buying alcohol and sharing weed with minors? That's fine and dandy? I'm sorry, but that pissed me off.
Why is this guy buying alcohol and sharing weed with minors? That's fine and dandy? I'm sorry, but that pissed me off.Because people probably did the same for him lol. You never drank underage? ??? And weed is nothing to get worked up about at that age, either, unless it becomes a daily habit and he turns into a lazy shit. I understand where you're coming from being the big brother and all, but you did overreact a bit.
smh :-\
Housemate got back. I asked him how it went and he said it went fantastic. I asked him what all they did and his reply is,"Oh, lots of stuff." "What kind of stuff?" "Lots of fun. It was fantastic, and I'm a real lucky guy."
Huh. Curious.
Amazing how the story just kind of wrapped itself up in a neat package.wat
Like I said, they are co-workers. It's not like he could just bail, he'd be brought into the situation eventually.
Like I said, they are co-workers. It's not like he could just bail, he'd be brought into the situation eventually.
Don't people usually drop the person off and then run off? I mean, if it's not serious that is?
If you have a friend
If I go to school today I think I'm going to die. I hope I get hit by a bus.
That drive sounds mind-numbingly boring.
I'm inside a classroom. This is weird.
I'm inside a classroom. This is weird.
Is it soft, warm and moist?
I had four tests in four days a month before that. (MKT 307, MGT 312, ISM 210, ART 101).
:wtf
See this is why you should go to class!
See this is why you should go to class!
Now find out why you should go to class.
Fuck I have a mosquito bite on my nose.
I need to start drinking more whiskey. can't sleep anymore :-\
Dude is in Portugal.
If I get this job it will be amazing. But also sad to leave my friends and really start over.
SCOTCH. going to sleep well tonight.
I'm probably jinxing it, but I got a call today about a job opportunity that sounds great. The crap thing is that I had to update my references, and it's not like I can ask my present batch of coworkers for a glowing endorsement.
A) I'm the only one who does what I do.
B) I'm the only one with the faintest idea of what I do.
C) Small office. Word spreads. "Hey, can you help me find a new job?"
So I had to get the same people as last time. They still have the A & B problem, but at least I don't have to worry about C.
I need to start drinking more whiskey. can't sleep anymore :-\
How's law school? :P
I'm probably jinxing it, but I got a call today about a job opportunity that sounds great. The crap thing is that I had to update my references, and it's not like I can ask my present batch of coworkers for a glowing endorsement.
A) I'm the only one who does what I do.
B) I'm the only one with the faintest idea of what I do.
C) Small office. Word spreads. "Hey, can you help me find a new job?"
So I had to get the same people as last time. They still have the A & B problem, but at least I don't have to worry about C.
Phone interview set for Friday. In person interview probably not necessary. Decision could come as soon as Saturday.
:sonic
Func<int, Func<int, int>> MakeAdder = x => y => x + y;
Func<int, int> AddTen = MakeAdder(10);
Console.WriteLine(AddTen(20));
Real talk: what's up with people putting bottles in the trash? My roommate puts milk cartons in the garbage and I'm like wtf, what happening to recycling. smh
A guest defense attorney explained how to trip up a child witness in a sexual assault case. Should I be offended?
A guest defense attorney explained how to trip up a child witness in a sexual assault case. Should I be offended?
A guest defense attorney explained how to trip up a child witness in a sexual assault case. Should I be offended?
Even alleged child rapists deserve legal representation!
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Where does this biased and inaccurate impression come from?
Jokes are not a good way to get an accurate impression of a group.
Except Polack jokes.
Heroes!Jokes are not a good way to get an accurate impression of a group.
Except Polack jokes.
Ok, will horrendous television commercials ambulance chasers use be ok?
Heroes!Jokes are not a good way to get an accurate impression of a group.
Except Polack jokes.
Ok, will horrendous television commercials ambulance chasers use be ok?
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latin midterm where I have no idea how well I did. He also decieded to break up the midterm over friday and mondays class instead of just giving the second part as a take home potion :'( :'( :'(
A guest defense attorney explained how to trip up a child witness in a sexual assault case. Should I be offended?
College / University is chock full of bullshit. I'm glad to have graduated.That's the problem with our generation. Over educated, under experienced, no common sense, no people skills entitlement mutherfuckers.
Downside is that there is always pressure to go back and either get a masters or a BS in another degree. That and an MBA.
Your education never seems to end* :( That is just one of many ways how the corporate grind keeps you down and stifles any creative or independent thought. If you get to be a Project Engineer, you're required to take a certain amount of classes per year. As you guessed, they're all obscenely expensive.
* - Not that I have a problem with this but I prefer more independent education than having to go in and out of school until you're 40.
Fear the poprock/ b.exe virus. I've been trying to get rid of this shit for hours now and I'm still unable erase it from my registry. Hopefully someone over at Hijack This can give me some sort of answer here outside of a total format.
Fucking Russian hacker douchebags.
Mine said the same thing during the first day of class last year (yes, I went to that one.) I don't see what's offensive about it. Litigation is expensive and there's no point trying to get damages from someone who can't pay them.A guest defense attorney explained how to trip up a child witness in a sexual assault case. Should I be offended?
Probably more offended than when my torts professor said today: "After all, that's what you're after, the money, the deep pockets."
You law students are all going to get your firms to buy my e-discovery and litigation support software once you're in the business, right?
Fucking got a speeding ticket last nite - 86 in a 55... 2nd speeding ticket this year :yuck :yuck :yuck
You law students are all going to get your firms to buy my e-discovery and litigation support software once you're in the business, right?
A guest defense attorney explained how to trip up a child witness in a sexual assault case. Should I be offended?
Probably more offended than when my torts professor said today: "After all, that's what you're after, the money, the deep pockets."
Mine said the same thing during the first day of class last year (yes, I went to that one.) I don't see what's offensive about it. Litigation is expensive and there's no point trying to get damages from someone who can't pay them.
It is a no-nonsense way of thinking and it's pretty much the point of tort law, but you could see the smirks on all the little budding ambulance chasers' faces sprouting throughout the class...gave me a creepy feeling.
It is a no-nonsense way of thinking and it's pretty much the point of tort law, but you could see the smirks on all the little budding ambulance chasers' faces sprouting throughout the class...gave me a creepy feeling.
That didn't even make me flinch; maybe after law school I'll work for Cellino and Barnes!
It is a no-nonsense way of thinking and it's pretty much the point of tort law, but you could see the smirks on all the little budding ambulance chasers' faces sprouting throughout the class...gave me a creepy feeling.
That didn't even make me flinch; maybe after law school I'll work for Cellino and Barnes!
It is a no-nonsense way of thinking and it's pretty much the point of tort law, but you could see the smirks on all the little budding ambulance chasers' faces sprouting throughout the class...gave me a creepy feeling.
That didn't even make me flinch; maybe after law school I'll work for Cellino and Barnes!
i once saw Barnes at a local movie theater. this was when Cellino was disbarred. he went to go see some shitty movie i think
:bow Barnes :bow2
:piss Cellino :piss2
Not sure about Barnes, but the crew on the movie definitely has a case for defamation. Fistful totally just imputed their ability to perform in their profession and published it to an unprivileged third party.
edit: godammit i just read all fucking day what am I doing tacitly discussing the law on the internet FMLLLLLLLL :'(
Not sure about Barnes, but the crew on the movie definitely has a case for defamation. Fistful totally just imputed their ability to perform in their profession and published it to an unprivileged third party.
edit: godammit i just read all fucking day what am I doing tacitly discussing the law on the internet FMLLLLLLLL :'(
He didn't name the movie. Even if he did, his opinion is fair comment.
Not sure about Barnes, but the crew on the movie definitely has a case for defamation. Fistful totally just imputed their ability to perform in their profession and published it to an unprivileged third party.
edit: godammit i just read all fucking day what am I doing tacitly discussing the law on the internet FMLLLLLLLL :'(
He didn't name the movie. Even if he did, his opinion is fair comment.
I believe there's a verifiable fact in that statement. If the movie's Rotten Tomatoes rating is above 50%, we can say that it's better than 50% of all other movies and thus, not shitty.
's right bitches, nothing is safe!
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Fucking got a speeding ticket last nite - 86 in a 55... 2nd speeding ticket this year :yuck :yuck :yuck
I did that speed in a 40mph zone :lol $180 ticket! I guess its a bad idea, trying to overtake someone going just below the speed limit (state trooper was coming the other way as I hit the peak speed). The 40mph speed limit is bullshit, its pretty much a straight away and non thickly settled area. I was in my parents Mini Van though, which makes it totally not badass... I usually omit that nugget offline though.
A job that I'm applying for wants to contact my former employer where I got fired. What do I do? ???
I'm in the library sitting next to some guy who has a little kid with him - must be three or four years old tops. The guy is on the phone, sounds like he's getting a meeting scheduled or something...but he's cursing like a sailor. "Niccas ain't responsible, no fuck that..." etc, all while the kid is spinning his chair around.
smh
i just did 15 minutes hiit and i think im gonna die :'(
I hit a point in my job today where I can't keep working there anymore.
I hit a point in my job today where I can't keep working there anymore.
For some people, that point is called "getting fired."
Father Mike: Something about university:lol
Phoenix Dark: Something about food, the library or a lfatmate
Malek: Something about flannel.
Guys you don't have to post in this thread any more.
Father Mike: Something about university
Phoenix Dark: Something about food, the library or a lfatmate
Malek: Something about flannel.
Fresh Prince: Something about people in this thread having no life
Guys you don't have to post in this thread any more.
I seriously hope I get this daggum job.
I'm under the impression that my illustration/graphic design teacher took my design and used it for something to be printed out and sent to people without telling me.
Wtf?
Huh? Went down as in shut down?
There's this girl I know who put a tattoo of her daughters name on her lower back (yes, that area above the ass). Holy shit.
If nothing else I guess it's a reminder of the potential implications of your actions.
If nothing else I guess it's a reminder of the potential implications of your actions.
If nothing else I guess it's a reminder of the potential implications of your actions.
Girl: Oh, I was just worried about her hair... I just cleaned it
Guy: :wtf
Girl: Oh, I was just worried about her hair... I just cleaned it
Guy: :wtf
*9 months later*
tattoo artist: So that's Sarah right? And you want it right beneath the first one?
Girl: That's right :-*
Guy: :'(
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
Sounds like you've got no passion for the field. At least you're doing something with yourself (unlike me :( )
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
Sounds like you've got no passion for the field. At least you're doing something with yourself (unlike me :( )
We should do nothing with ourselves together. ;)
I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
Sounds like you've got no passion for the field. At least you're doing something with yourself (unlike me :( )
We should do nothing with ourselves together. ;)
:o
Lets invite Arvie and Kafka and get this shit going
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I wonder how big of a problem it would be if I told my family that I hate law school and want to drop out.
Don't drop out. Skip all your classes and just show up for exams. Works for me.
Don't worry, I will write the software to replace you guys anyway
Father Mike: Something about university
Phoenix Dark: Something about food, the library or a lfatmate
Malek: Something about flannel.
Guys you don't have to post in this thread any more.
Don't worry, I will write the software to replace you guys anyway
Person Father_Mike = new Person();
Person Fresh_Prince = new Person();
Person Himuro = new Person(0.6);
Person Jinfash = new Terrorist();
I have a fetish for flannel.
I have a fetish for flannel.
i just now acquired a fetish for picnic cloth pattern :drool
who is that, where's it from, etc.
i just now acquired a fetish for picnic cloth pattern :drool
who is that, where's it from, etc.
(ie, tits that look like eggs nailed to the wall)
So I saw an actual cigarillo in 7-11 today so I bought it.I'm kinda curious how many people actually buy them for the tobacco
Fuck that swisher sweet shit is nasty. Would make me quit smoking.
For what reason?
I see BT got the alison brie bug
Yep :lol
I tend to gravitate towards the mousy, cute girls (like Rachel Leigh Cook for example). :heart
That's a terrible story.
The last time I was thrown out of a bar was for calling a bouncer a liar and a "blind cocksucker" when a drunk friend of mine was getting tossed for walking into the women's bathroom. The guy really looked like wanted to sock me in the face. I'd probably be dead if he did -- he was enormous.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
You know at least Malek was spouting his attempts to get laid or something something.That doesn't sound like me, unless creating an okcupid account (which I have deleted) counts.
I'm not naturally intelligent. or intelligent at all. had 2 midterms for a class. been keeping up with the reading and taking good notes, reading supplementary stuff, etc. failed both midterms. this shit sucks.
Sorry, man. How much are the exams worth? What is the curve like at your school? Some profs fail most of the class, so with the curve you might actually get a decent mark.
My only advice is to scan different outlines, find the best ones, and use spaced repetition to memorize the material.
Then my software replacement will write a software you!
Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.
Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.
What the fuck. That's equal to our Galaxy aligning with the center of the Universe on 2012. Would have been hilarious if a female patron next to you turned in her seat and entered the gaming conversation.
Went on a date with this one geeky gamer chick (i.e. her license plate is "Hyrule")... we were talking about games and stuff at a diner and then the waitress starts talking to us. She's like "I heard you guys talk about games" and then starts talking how much she loves the Suikoden series. I thought that was pretty cool, since those games are pretty obscure.
What the fuck. That's equal to our Galaxy aligning with the center of the Universe on 2012. Would have been hilarious if a female patron next to you turned in her seat and entered the gaming conversation.
Shame none had no sense of TASTE
so did you bang either of them? And did you do it to videogame music?