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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #660 on: March 16, 2009, 04:34:42 AM »
I heard the people around had no idea someone was about to be sniped  :lol
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #661 on: March 16, 2009, 04:53:46 AM »
I just got out of the screening for "Drag me to Hell" Raimi's next film, it was extremely meh.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #662 on: March 16, 2009, 10:02:58 AM »
Probably means it's amazing.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #663 on: March 16, 2009, 10:16:02 AM »
you know what would have made Evil Dead 2 better?

Focus groups.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #664 on: March 16, 2009, 10:33:31 AM »
Probably means it's amazing.

If you like you're movies to spoon feed you the whole way and you dont mind the whole plot being predictable then it might be up your ally.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #665 on: March 16, 2009, 10:35:48 AM »
watched Z for the first time this weekend thanks to Film Forum.  Fantastic fucking film.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #666 on: March 16, 2009, 10:39:32 AM »
you know what would have made Evil Dead 2 better?

Focus groups.

 :lol

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If you like you're movies to spoon feed you the whole way and you dont mind the whole plot being predictable then it might be up your ally.

Screenwriting has never been Raimi's, or his brothers', strong point.  Did anyone ever care about the plot to Evil Dead 2?  Nope!  You were in a cabin and crazy shit went down!
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #667 on: March 16, 2009, 10:40:14 AM »
Remember FoC called Return of the Jedi his favorite movie of all time.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #668 on: March 16, 2009, 10:40:44 AM »
Yeah but Evil dead was funny and entertaining. Drag me to hell is not. Its just cheap shocks over and over again.

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« Reply #669 on: March 16, 2009, 10:43:23 AM »
Remember FoC called Return of the Jedi his favorite movie of all time.

This is why I usually believe the inverse of what he says.

DRAG ME TO HELL: Oscar contender? :D
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #670 on: March 16, 2009, 10:45:10 AM »
Brazil has been my favorite movie since I saw it back in 2004.

But anyway I would even go as far to say that some parts of Drag me to Hell reminded me of Spider Man 3. And on top of that, I think the movie is PG-13

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« Reply #671 on: March 16, 2009, 10:47:35 AM »
Brazil has been my favorite movie since I saw it back in 2004.

That doesn't take back the fact like in 2006 here you called RoTJ one of your favorite movies of all time which tends to get reposted nearly every time you post a opinion on a movie.


And thus negates your opinion on this. Need I also bring up the fact you once claimed to want to be a filmmaker "like Judd Apatow"? :smug

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #672 on: March 16, 2009, 10:48:22 AM »
And on top of that, I think the movie is PG-13
And? If released in 2009 Army of Darkness would have been PG-13.

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« Reply #673 on: March 16, 2009, 10:50:25 AM »
Evil Dead 2 would've probably qualified for PG-13 if released nowadays.  The only time there is copious amounts of blood - its black.
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« Reply #674 on: March 16, 2009, 10:53:01 AM »
But anyway I would even go as far to say that some parts of Drag me to Hell reminded me of Spider Man 3.

If it reminded you of the 70s dancing scenes and pie eating from that otherwise stale movie, that'd be pretty sweet.

Drag Me to Hell: Now with 50% moar pie eating!
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #675 on: March 16, 2009, 11:02:36 AM »
I'll be at Drag Me To Hell opening weekend. :bow

My dad is a HUUUGE Sam Raimi fan and called me very excitedly when the trailer got put online. He showed me all the evil dead movies when I was younger and have lots of nostalgia over watching them with him so the fact I get to see a Raimi horror movie in theaters with my Dad is the best news ever. You can't bring me down on this movie FoC!

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #676 on: March 16, 2009, 11:07:05 AM »
That doesn't take back the fact like in 2006 here you called RoTJ one of your favorite movies of all time which tends to get reposted nearly every time you post a opinion on a movie.

It is one of my favorites. I really like Star Wars and RoTJ is the climax of the trilogy.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #677 on: March 16, 2009, 11:07:35 AM »
You're right guys, I should just post the aintitcool review.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #678 on: March 16, 2009, 11:11:31 AM »
Quote
This isn't a debatable film experience. There is no question about what happened tonight. This wasn't a nostalgic affair.

What we saw tonight was a masterpiece of American Horror to the Planet Earth!


This was an unveiling of a juggernaut of entertainment. This film has to be the single most satisfying film experience I've had - maybe ever.

Congratulations you are on the same page as harry knowels.

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« Reply #679 on: March 16, 2009, 11:14:19 AM »
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This isn't a debatable film experience. There is no question about what happened tonight. This wasn't a nostalgic affair.

What we saw tonight was a masterpiece of American Horror to the Planet Earth!


This was an unveiling of a juggernaut of entertainment. This film has to be the single most satisfying film experience I've had - maybe ever.

Congratulations you are on the same page as harry knowels.
Stop being a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. We are hopeful about the movie, we aren't calling it the "most satisfying film experience" ever, we haven't even seen it.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #680 on: March 16, 2009, 12:36:51 PM »
The Illusionist was pretty lame

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #681 on: March 16, 2009, 03:39:21 PM »
GUYZ a quality Horror movie can ONLY be Rated R

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #682 on: March 16, 2009, 03:42:43 PM »
GUYZ a quality Horror movie can ONLY be Rated R

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Saw ruined everything.  :-\

Horror =/= gore

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #683 on: March 16, 2009, 03:54:38 PM »
GUYZ a quality Horror movie can ONLY be Rated R

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Saw ruined everything.  :-\

Horror =/= gore
you're both right, there's only been a handful of non-shit non-R horror films over the last decade since that stupid trend started.

for that matter, most horror films kinda suck, rating or not.  Its a genre that doesn't usually reward discriminating tastes.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #684 on: March 16, 2009, 03:57:00 PM »
GUYZ a quality Horror movie can ONLY be Rated R

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Saw ruined everything.  :-\

Horror =/= gore

i would blame slasher films and the vietnam war.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #685 on: March 16, 2009, 04:01:28 PM »
Saw didn't ruin shit. The Saw sequels maybe but the first Saw has barely any gore and minimal violence.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #686 on: March 16, 2009, 11:20:14 PM »
I saw that The Man in the Iron Mask was on the Watch Instantly list on Netflix so I decided to watch it again for the hell of it.  I remember actually kind of liking it when I saw it in the theaters but now....yeah, not so much.  I must've been high at the time.

We also watched Once again.  Conclusion: still awesome.
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« Reply #687 on: March 16, 2009, 11:26:37 PM »
I saw that The Man in the Iron Mask was on the Watch Instantly list on Netflix so I decided to watch it again for the hell of it.  I remember actually kind of liking it when I saw it in the theaters but now....yeah, not so much.  I must've been high at the time.
There's that one scene with Leo and the female lead and they're both in bed and I swear my teenaged self couldn't discern who was the dude for about two seconds.

yes I know, the film is not so good.  But Leo has gotten a lot better with age.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #688 on: March 16, 2009, 11:37:44 PM »
That movie have an awesome cast though.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #689 on: March 16, 2009, 11:39:56 PM »
Has anyone revisited the Kevin Costner "Robin Hood" lately?  :-[

Holy shit, I didn't remember Christian Slater being in it

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What happend to Bryan Adams??!?!?

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« Reply #690 on: March 16, 2009, 11:51:49 PM »
I like how Costner just kind of drifts in and out of a half-assed English accent every now and then.  He IS the prince of thieves.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #691 on: March 17, 2009, 12:01:25 AM »
I saw the "every think I do" video today and was thinking about that movie, Sean Connery's cameo was awesome.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #692 on: March 17, 2009, 12:24:03 PM »
Dragon Ball Evolutions is so awful  :yuck

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #693 on: March 17, 2009, 12:48:53 PM »
So I saw two really awesome movies yesterday.

The first was called "Best Worst Movie" It's a doc about the cult following of Troll 2. Oh man what an amazing documentary. It was made by the actor who played the kid in Troll 2.

The second film I watched was an upcoming british film called Lesbian Vampire Killers. It was kind of a knock off of Shaun of the dead, but some parts were better some were worse. But great movie non the less.

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« Reply #694 on: March 17, 2009, 12:54:38 PM »
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #695 on: March 17, 2009, 12:55:03 PM »
Dragon Ball Evolutions is so awful  :yuck

It's out?? Is it amusing terrible or just straight up terrible?
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #696 on: March 17, 2009, 11:11:05 PM »
Synecdoche, New York - Was worth watching, but I dunno about the movie...then again I'm not a huge Kaufman fan.


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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #697 on: March 17, 2009, 11:34:44 PM »
just watched Tai Chi master for the first time since the days of the Tai Seng monopoly and this is the first time i've EVER noticed the wire harnesses in a movie before.

it was just so obvious in so many shots

still a good kung fu film though.  great set pieces
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #698 on: March 17, 2009, 11:49:22 PM »
Dragon Ball Evolutions is so awful  :yuck

It's out?? Is it amusing terrible or just straight up terrible?

There was a cam version leaked.  It borders on what kind of bad it is; sometimes it's unbearable, other times it's funny if only because of how bad the acting is

In High School, Goku uses an energy blast to open the locker belonging to Chi Chi McRoberts.  Before this he was day dreaming about Chi Chi McRoberts in a field of flowers.  After this he went to a partly in a castle where he made random bullies beat each other up/destroy a car by jumping around.  That's just the beginning of the movie.

The funniest scenes are probably those with Yamcha because the actor speaks poor English that he must have picked up from own John Wayne movies, and he punctuates every word he says.  To stand out in a movie filled with such awful acting is pretty low praise.

And the special effects are completely awful.  I'm not joking when I saw Heroes has better special effects than this movie.  The flying effect looks like it's done by having people standing in a green room, then dragging them in a standing pose upwards.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #699 on: March 21, 2009, 07:21:22 PM »
Holy shit the ending to chinatown.  :bow

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« Reply #700 on: March 21, 2009, 07:30:10 PM »
Holy shit the ending to chinatown.  :bow

My mouth fell open. What a chain reaction
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #701 on: March 22, 2009, 01:40:23 AM »
I lent my copy of Watchmen to my dad, and he's interested in seeing the movie when he's done. However, I'm more interested in seeing I Love You, Man instead. What should I do? ???
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« Reply #702 on: March 22, 2009, 03:54:10 AM »


absolutely fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #703 on: March 22, 2009, 04:01:03 AM »
I hear quite polarizing impressions about Wanted, but if it's anything like Shoot 'Em Up I probably won't like it.

Crank was on the other day and I actually kinda liked that though.
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« Reply #704 on: March 22, 2009, 04:09:38 AM »
crank is nothing like wanted

both are obviously distinguished mentally-challenged but the latter tries so hard to be XXXTREME and cool it turns into a cringefestival

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #705 on: March 22, 2009, 06:11:49 AM »
Wanted was a shitfest.

Shoot 'Em Up was entertaining.
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« Reply #706 on: March 22, 2009, 08:53:07 AM »
Bourne Identity.  I'm finally getting around to these - it was good staight entertainment as I was expecting.  I'm not a fan of Matt Damon but I liked him in this.  Big thumbs up for it not being set in the US as well.

I was also recording Tomb Raider on TV last night.  I had previously written it off but I thought I'd give it another chance.  But after seeing Lara and some guy playing on their motor bikes in China, I switched off my recorder. God it's bad.

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« Reply #707 on: March 22, 2009, 09:39:23 AM »
I Love You Man
Trailers were terrible but the movie was actually pretty fun, a lot better than I expected.

Rashida Jones talking about giving blowjobs =  :heartbeat

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« Reply #708 on: March 22, 2009, 10:50:12 AM »
Yeah, I'm tempted to check it out - I hear it's pretty good.
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« Reply #709 on: March 22, 2009, 11:25:08 AM »
Saw Watchmen and didn't like it. Seemed like it was either really corny (any part with Dr Manhattan) or tried too hard to be over-the-top gritty. I'm not into comics, so the whole 'deconstruction of the superhero' was totally lost on me, and I have never read the graphic novel.
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« Reply #710 on: March 22, 2009, 11:55:42 AM »
Yeah, I'm tempted to check it out - I hear it's pretty good.
Yeah you should should. I am really glad I checked it out. I had no interest in it based off the trailers/tv spots but the pretty good reviews convinced me.  Rashida Jones is probably the best of the girlfriend characters in any of these r-rated guy comedies out lately. She isn't needy and is just nearly as vulgar as the guy characters.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #711 on: March 22, 2009, 01:29:07 PM »
Knowing

Had some really awesome moments [which were mostly spoiled by every single trailer that ran on TV/in theaters/online] and a lot of really "meh" moments. The main problem with the movie is that it spent way too much time on paranormal hoopty-doo and not enough time on awesome end-of-the-world action. It exists in this nebulous region between an episode of the X-Files and a less cheesy version of Independence Day, meaning that you're never really sure what it's supposed to be because it can't decide either.

Nicholas Cage blunders his way through the movie, the kids are kind of robotic, and everyone else is just kind of a throwaway. The prologue with the little girl was just painfully bad. Creepy kids, oooohhh! It's so overplayed at this point.

The two "accident" scenes are really well done with decent special effects, great sound effects, and some really awesome, if mostly bloodless, violence. This is what the whole movie should have been about. Lots of crazy accidents going on all over the city as the world falls apart. But no, we have to go back to Nicholas Cage running around, yelling at people, and then drowning his sorrows in booze. Oh, and sometimes he gets agitated and runs off into the woods.

I give it a 6 out of 10, but only because of how awesome the three best scenes were.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #712 on: March 23, 2009, 09:14:09 PM »
Miracle at St. Anna

I was rather interested in this movie when I first heard about it. Spike Lee doing an epic war film seemed like an odd combination but the source material sounded pretty damn fascinating, and even (most of) Lee's misfires have technical merits. When the movie started getting HAMMERED I honestly wondered whether this was just the Hollywood elites' way of punishing Lee for daring to call them out, take on their darling Eastwood, etc. But damn, after watching this movie clearly the negative reactions were deserved. It's just a bad movie for the most part.

Lee almost always tackles racial issues in a rather in your face manner, but it's never condescending unless you don't fucking get the point (Do the Right Thing). The first scene in Anna involves an elderly WWII vet angrily watching some John Wayne war movie - muttering "we were there too" to the television screen in contempt. That's the first of many  ::) scenes

Interesting story, bad script. The large scale action scenes seem...off. Soldiers run through rivers while shooting automatic weapons like it's some dumb action flick, and overall the choreography is non-existant. It also seemed like most of the shots consisted of soldiers falling down in theatrical fashion. Things get more interesting once the group of soldiers arrive behind enemy lines, in a small Italian town. Lee is good at doing character driven, small scale stuff and that's lost for the most part in the more sprawling parts of this movie; the second half of the movie contains some great scenes/sequences as the soldiers begin interacting with the town folk and things get more personal. If it focused more on this instead of the script writer directly preaching to you on religion or race, I think this could have been a better movie.

The actual characters in the movie aren't particularly likable, and seem more like pieces that serve to carry on the plot; in other words there's little character development, and instead the characters are kinda moved from one situation to another. There's the Booker T Washington negro, the Malcolm X negro, and a laughable Magical negro (I wonder what Lee would have said if Eastwood included something like that in his movies). Overall it's just meh

2/5
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« Reply #713 on: March 23, 2009, 09:23:45 PM »
smh

edit:  magical negro :lol
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« Reply #714 on: March 23, 2009, 09:24:27 PM »
The Man Who Fell To Earth - Oh lord. 2/10. 2 points for the piss scene and the genital-less Bowie.

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« Reply #715 on: March 23, 2009, 09:25:57 PM »
GG shit taste as usual.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #716 on: March 23, 2009, 09:29:29 PM »
A View To A Kill

worst james bond movie ever

not even christopher walken can save it

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« Reply #719 on: March 23, 2009, 10:14:00 PM »
A View To A Kill

worst james bond movie ever



That accolade belongs to Moonraker. However, A View To A Kill does form part of my Bond trifecta of atrocities against humanity, along with Moonraker and Die Another Day.