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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6000 on: May 08, 2010, 12:55:52 AM »
Coraline > Pan's

Coraline is a better "young female lead goes to a fantasy world where everything is perfect to escape life's ills" movie than Pan's and I don't think Coraline was nearly as lauded.

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« Reply #6001 on: May 08, 2010, 12:59:10 AM »
I watched Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me after watching the first 2 seasons and I have no clue what the fuck I just watched.
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« Reply #6002 on: May 08, 2010, 01:00:33 AM »
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The other main gripe is the combination of the two storylines. They really don't jive well with me. Neither is really interesting or involving: going on fetch quests to open a portal, or the brutality of the Spanish civil war. And the emotional depth of the story presented is stunted due to how conventional it all is: imagination and magic have no place in the real world, wow like I've never heard that one before. It feels like Del Toro took out an anthology of dark fantasy tropes and infused into Pan's. The result is a sterile, highly conventional and flat out generic movie aside from the visuals and cinematography which are great.

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Agreed on all accounts, but ever noticed how whenever people strongly disagree with Himu on something, he's suddenly "just trolling to get a reaction out of people"?  It's happened more times than I can count. :lol

Because the group think is so hilariously out of control that I can't help but make extremities like compare Pan's Labyrinth to Looney Tunes just to get a rise out of folks. That's 100% troll, and it will always get the desired effect. Until people learn how to make discussion without making such a big deal out of it because someone else disagrees, I will continue to shit on people's opinions and make them get them even more angry.

But EB doesn't work that way. If someone disagrees, it's your job to make them as outlandish as possible and instantly claim "bad taste". Such discussions got old three years ago, thus, I will use extremities and hyperbole because it works extremely, extremely well and it is hilarious. It is your job to discern troll himu and honest himu from lol himu.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6003 on: May 08, 2010, 01:12:09 AM »
Coraline > Pan's

Coraline is a better "young female lead goes to a fantasy world where everything is perfect to escape life's ills" movie than Pan's and I don't think Coraline was nearly as lauded.



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Himu

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« Reply #6004 on: May 08, 2010, 01:13:24 AM »
Another target bites.

Easy pickings, and that's honest mode and not troll mode.

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« Reply #6005 on: May 08, 2010, 01:23:29 AM »
Tokyo Sonata

A flim about the disintegration of a family unit and the various members as only Kiyoshi Kurosawa could make. Although it lacks the weirdness of many of his other films, and is a bit more conventional, it nevertheless has many of the same hallmarks. The conservative use of music, the cold, unfriendly camera work [which can turn even a crowded city scene into a lonely, surreal environment], the sudden shifts in tone, and the way genres are blended together. There's no mistaking whose mind Tokyo Sonata came from. What I think is most striking about Tokyo Sonata is that, although its a family drama, and features none of the sappy melodrama that you'll find in most movies of this kind. The emotions feel more genuine, the characters more like real people than characters, and the situations, though at times bizarre and almost out-of-place, feels as though they somehow belong in this world. Maybe that's going a bit too far, but KK's movies have a way about them that make them feel so unlike most movies out there. It's kind of hard to explain really, but it's there in all of his movies. It's also the sort of thing that will probably turn a lot of people off to him. But not me.
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« Reply #6006 on: May 08, 2010, 02:24:14 AM »
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« Reply #6007 on: May 08, 2010, 02:29:12 AM »
"Where are the cheeseburgers?  I was promised cheeseburgers."
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6008 on: May 08, 2010, 02:31:29 AM »
Saw Sean Connery's Robin Hood movie on TCM the other day, WTF! at the ending.
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« Reply #6009 on: May 08, 2010, 03:22:41 AM »
The Spirit of the Beehive - Pan's Labyrinth done right. Mixes critique on pre- and post-Civil War Spain while containing the look into the imagination and pathos of a little girl. Unlike Pan's however, it's not ham fisted, actually has a semblance of subtlety, and doesn't try too hard to make the audience want to cry. Contains serious depth in terms of symbolism, characterization, and is a beautiful story and with such little dialogue, as well. Cinematography is top notch, especially the shots with low lighting. Some shots, especially the shots of the Spanish countryside, are dazzling and almost remind me of Barry Lyndon. And the editing!!! Especially the long cuts. The direction is fantastic.

Classic.



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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6010 on: May 08, 2010, 03:26:59 AM »
Yeah, Spain is pretty awesome.
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« Reply #6011 on: May 08, 2010, 03:28:37 AM »
Suggest me some Spanish films to watch!
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« Reply #6012 on: May 08, 2010, 08:26:41 AM »
La noche del terror ciego
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« Reply #6013 on: May 08, 2010, 08:31:36 AM »
Suggest me some Spanish films to watch!

Marcelino Pan y Vino
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« Reply #6014 on: May 08, 2010, 01:15:18 PM »
not spanish but they look the same to me!
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« Reply #6015 on: May 08, 2010, 01:20:18 PM »
Suggest me some Spanish films to watch!

Timecrimes
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« Reply #6016 on: May 08, 2010, 02:37:54 PM »
Just saw the Iron Man sequel. I thought it was better than the first. Mickey Rourke is a much better antagonist than Jeff Bridges. I don't know why people are commenting on the action sequences, its not like the first one had any that were worth writing home about.
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« Reply #6017 on: May 08, 2010, 04:37:45 PM »
i'm using a two month free trial of netflix...awesome

in my queue:

american history x
requiem for a dream
zodiac
grave of the fireflies
iron man
the conversation
the haunting (1960s version)

...any other recommends?
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« Reply #6018 on: May 08, 2010, 05:26:21 PM »
...any other recommends?
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« Reply #6019 on: May 08, 2010, 05:54:22 PM »
I'd read that Genndy Tartakovsky was either directing some of the action sequences, or at least helped plan them out. That got me a bit excited for what this might have to offer. I liked the first alot but the only action I can remember now is busting through a cave wall shooting up some afghans and doing a barrel roll beside a fighter jet...pretty lackluster.
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« Reply #6020 on: May 08, 2010, 06:13:22 PM »
I'd read that Genndy Tartakovsky was either directing some of the action sequences, or at least helped plan them out. That got me a bit excited for what this might have to offer. I liked the first alot but the only action I can remember now is busting through a cave wall shooting up some afghans and doing a barrel roll beside a fighter jet...pretty lackluster.

He was the storyboard artists for Iron Man 2.
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« Reply #6021 on: May 08, 2010, 08:39:22 PM »
My Bloody Valentine

god, what a pile. terrible characters, absolutely no tension to be found, nothing but lame ass jump scares. shit ass ending. waste of time.


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« Reply #6022 on: May 08, 2010, 08:43:40 PM »
not spanish but they look the same to me!
[youtube=560,345]j4C0szpgokQ[/youtube]
go get this now

US version is censored. :(
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« Reply #6023 on: May 08, 2010, 10:47:55 PM »
watched a few movies recently.

today watched The African Queen.  It was enjoyable but there were a few distinct Ye Olde Hollywood touches that kind of drove me up the wall, mostly relating to the portrayal of the characters.  Amazingly for a movie set in that period, i didn't get "this is crazy racist" vibes despite its setting.

Jerichow, loved it.  everything was perfect.
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« Reply #6024 on: May 08, 2010, 10:48:40 PM »
How's the BD transfer on The African Queen? I almost went out and bought it.
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« Reply #6025 on: May 08, 2010, 10:51:58 PM »
It looks pretty good.  I'm still in the "oh wow" phase of blu ray so if it's better than DVD, I'm happy. 

Oh, I tried to watch Whatever Works, but just gave up after an hour.  If it weren't Woody Allen and Larry David, I doubt I'd have lasted that long
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« Reply #6026 on: May 08, 2010, 11:35:00 PM »
How's the BD transfer on The African Queen? I almost went out and bought it.

It's apparently pretty damn good.  Warner is making sure their classic catalog gets perfect BD transfers while the newer stuff gets crapped on so you'll double dip in two years.
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« Reply #6027 on: May 09, 2010, 01:45:36 AM »
I just saw Punch Drunk Love, expecting to hate it.  I actually fucking adored it.  Typical socially awkward indie flick, but it's a tremendously anxious and tense romance....which is pretty rare for a romantic movie.  PTA has a craft for creating suspense and tension in his movies, this one especially.  Great flick.
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« Reply #6028 on: May 09, 2010, 03:52:35 AM »
Watched Gomorrah and Metropolis (1927) tonight.

Metropolis was really surprising, what a high quality film. Both are great, but Metropolis ended up impressing me more, particularly due to the time period it was made in.

I just saw Punch Drunk Love, expecting to hate it.  I actually fucking adored it.  Typical socially awkward indie flick, but it's a tremendously anxious and tense romance....which is pretty rare for a romantic movie.  PTA has a craft for creating suspense and tension in his movies, this one especially.  Great flick.

Best Adam Sandler movie.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6029 on: May 09, 2010, 07:31:54 AM »
film forum is showing the most complete version of Metropolis to date for the next two weeks. 

147 minutes long
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6030 on: May 09, 2010, 11:42:59 AM »
film forum is showing the most complete version of Metropolis to date for the next two weeks. 

147 minutes long

are they going to have someone playing live for the soundtrack?
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« Reply #6031 on: May 09, 2010, 12:24:24 PM »
I just saw Punch Drunk Love, expecting to hate it.  I actually fucking adored it.  Typical socially awkward indie flick, but it's a tremendously anxious and tense romance....which is pretty rare for a romantic movie.  PTA has a craft for creating suspense and tension in his movies, this one especially.  Great flick.

LOVE IT.

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« Reply #6032 on: May 09, 2010, 12:24:52 PM »
film forum is showing the most complete version of Metropolis to date for the next two weeks. 

147 minutes long

Jeez. I know it was censored in the past, but they still have edited content?
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« Reply #6033 on: May 09, 2010, 12:31:58 PM »
film forum is showing the most complete version of Metropolis to date for the next two weeks. 

147 minutes long

Jeez. I know it was censored in the past, but they still have edited content?

The original German release was 153 minutes, but American theaters wanted it cut down to about 90 minutes because they thought anything more than that was too long. They've slowly been piecing it back together over the years from various sources.
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« Reply #6034 on: May 09, 2010, 12:37:54 PM »
I want to see this "new" cut. :(
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« Reply #6035 on: May 09, 2010, 02:08:08 PM »
Pandorum


god I love Sci-Fi horror. This movie hits all the right chords for me. Isolated space ship where a lot of bad shit has gone down, a group of characters who are trying to survive and figure out why it's all turned so bad, an interesting post-apocalyptic storyline.
It's a shame saying this because the movie comes really close to being really awesome but falters in a lot of key elements and ultimately is somewhat average.

The first half hour of the movie or so was really really great. This is before they actually introduce the enemy up-front. Before you actually see what is threatening our characters it's really tense and nerve wrecking. Especially when Ben Fosters character is being chased by the blue flame. It becomes the most frightening when the threat is only a minor blur in the backround. Something we can't really see but we know it's something that we need to stay away from.

When the actual threat gets shown to us... god. what a disappointment. I guess I'll spoiler tag it:
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Some pale road-warrior/ninja/parkour bullshit? FFS.
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I did get used to to the design as the movie went but it was the most annoying part of the movie. They aren't creepy or anything. Just dumb. Their dumbness culminates with this terrible fight scene between the token asian ninja and some generic baddie.

Getting over the lackluster enemy design, I really loved being in this kind of movie. Like I said before sci-fi horror is my personal favorite especially of the Alien variety. Most of the movie manages to retain the creepy space vibe and that was enough to enjoy it.

I especially enjoyed the ending.

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« Reply #6036 on: May 09, 2010, 03:51:51 PM »
film forum is showing the most complete version of Metropolis to date for the next two weeks. 

147 minutes long

are they going to have someone playing live for the soundtrack?

no, apparently in the script, fritz lang had musical cues written out kinda, so one has been presented for this showing

film forum, moma and lincoln center usually have live piano accompaniment when they show silent films, but not this time
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6037 on: May 09, 2010, 05:56:49 PM »
film forum is showing the most complete version of Metropolis to date for the next two weeks. 

147 minutes long

Jeez. I know it was censored in the past, but they still have edited content?

The original German release was 153 minutes, but American theaters wanted it cut down to about 90 minutes because they thought anything more than that was too long. They've slowly been piecing it back together over the years from various sources.

There were several scenes that were presumed lost until a few years ago when an almost complete print was found in Argentina of all places (I guess the Nazis had time to grab a few things before getting out of Berlin).
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6038 on: May 10, 2010, 02:24:18 AM »
man bites dog: it's a french faux-documentary where the production crew is following a thief/hitman/serial killer around, taping his diatribes/anecdotes and eventually getting a bit too involved in the filming. it's a dark comedy...really really dark. not the greatest movie, but certainly interesting. plus i'm a sucker for black and white film.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6039 on: May 10, 2010, 02:31:14 AM »
Man Bites Dog is awesome.  Pretty sure it's not French, though.  Belgian or something.
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« Reply #6040 on: May 10, 2010, 02:36:37 AM »
Man Bites Dog is awesome.  Pretty sure it's not French, though.  Belgian or something.

It's from Belgium, but the dialog is French.
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« Reply #6041 on: May 10, 2010, 02:38:22 AM »
People in America speak English, but we don't call movies made in America English movies, is what I meant.
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« Reply #6042 on: May 10, 2010, 02:42:06 AM »
French is spoken in Belgium too :tophat
And Dutch (Flemish) :smug
 
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« Reply #6043 on: May 10, 2010, 02:49:45 AM »
my bad, goddam, i'm gonna go eat some  belgian fries
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« Reply #6044 on: May 10, 2010, 02:52:52 AM »
[youtube=560,345]aD9wL0ffxqY[/youtube]

The original is more or less, about abortion.

Oh my god, these television spots are killing me. The second one, especially ("Now there are three of them"). :lol

[youtube=560,345]SSRMGVZ93HQ[/youtube]
Those TV spots scared the hell out of me when I was in elementary school; they seem pretty tame now, which makes me wonder what the ads for current horror movies must be doing to my kids' heads.  :-\

The long spot you posted really looks like a 1950s style horror movie, except that it casts science as the villain instead of the hero. The pacing, the police called out to deal with a menace, these feel like '50s hallmarks.

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« Reply #6045 on: May 10, 2010, 02:53:38 AM »
they remade it's alive?

fucking horror films.

content to constantly regurgitate itself as a genre.

Will, let's throw together a pitch remaking The Nest.  Sentient, evolved cockroaches operating with a hive mind.
Mimic was pretty good; I think it was about 2 meter cockroaches which could pass for humans in the dark.

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« Reply #6046 on: May 10, 2010, 03:08:11 AM »
hey eric, it's still gay.

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I've never seen it but let me give Himu shit dammit! :tauntaun
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the problem is that if you say "intelligent spice world" people will of course react poorly
gimme details.  that actually sounds enticing

It's a movie about the marketing of pop divas and how expendable you are.

You could say it tries to hard, but it's still a fun satire about the music industry.
I watched it the other day and thought it was surprisingly good. I'd actually say Spice World is more meta than Josie, because the movie almost appears to be a prank on the Spice Girls, themselves.

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« Reply #6047 on: May 10, 2010, 03:13:59 AM »
Four posts in a row. This is what happens when I try to catch up with you guys.  :'(

I watched Dragonball Evolution, and it was probably better than Die Hard 4.0
I'm not interested in canon for a movie based on an anime based on a manga where people are named after food and underpants, but the action sequences were fun and the Bluray transfer was sexy as all hell. It was so clean, my wife asked if it was all computer generated. So pretty. The Oozaru makeup and transformation was crap. Piccolo was pretty tight. I thought there were going to be more characters, but in the end it was a manageable group.

Fistfulofmetal, did you see Event Horizon? If so, what did you think of it?

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« Reply #6048 on: May 10, 2010, 03:15:15 AM »
I watched Dragonball Evolution, and it was probably better than Die Hard 4.0

:lol NO WAY
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« Reply #6049 on: May 10, 2010, 03:18:45 AM »
I watched Dragonball Evolution, and it was probably better than Die Hard 4.0

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man, children DO rot the brain
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« Reply #6050 on: May 10, 2010, 03:20:33 AM »
Die Hard 4 wasn't great but worse than Dragonball Evolution? I have to see DB: E :lol
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« Reply #6051 on: May 10, 2010, 03:37:04 AM »
they remade it's alive?

fucking horror films.

content to constantly regurgitate itself as a genre.

Will, let's throw together a pitch remaking The Nest.  Sentient, evolved cockroaches operating with a hive mind.
Mimic was pretty good; I think it was about 2 meter cockroaches which could pass for humans in the dark.

That was Guillermo del Toro right?
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« Reply #6052 on: May 10, 2010, 05:54:32 AM »
Fistfulofmetal, did you see Event Horizon? If so, what did you think of it?


I have seen it. It's alright. I didn't care for the "hell" stuff, tbh. Sam Neill's acting was pretty annoying as well. The scene when he see's something which I can't remember exactly what and reacts with the most unconvincing "scared" scream was pretty terrible. Tho the scene in the green circuit board compartment was pretty great.
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« Reply #6053 on: May 10, 2010, 10:16:10 AM »
Fistfulofmetal, did you see Event Horizon? If so, what did you think of it?


I have seen it. It's alright. I didn't care for the "hell" stuff, tbh. Sam Neill's acting was pretty annoying as well. The scene when he see's something which I can't remember exactly what and reacts with the most unconvincing "scared" scream was pretty terrible. Tho the scene in the green circuit board compartment was pretty great.

I was more annoyed by how loose the movie played with science.

The spaceship is suspended in orbit near Neptune, but yet there are clouds all around it? lulz
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« Reply #6054 on: May 10, 2010, 10:34:17 AM »
Yeah, Event Horizon was pretty good. If you're concerned about movies following scientific practicality, uhhhh, don't watch movies.

Event Horizon stretched suspension of disbelief pretty far in several scenes.
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« Reply #6055 on: May 10, 2010, 10:44:09 AM »
Toy Story is pretty amazing.  Everyone learns a great lesson.  It's really a coming of age story.  Woody is being a dick to Buzz because he's still in his fresh out of the package stage where he believes he's the real buzz lightyear, just like at some point Woody believed he was the real Sheriff Woody.  Woody just turns into a dick because he's jealous of Andy's love for him and uses Buzz's inexperience against him.  Then when Woody discovers what it's like to be bullied and hurt by Sid, he discovers what true friendship is.

Most toys come out of the packaging with doing whatever it is they were created for.  Buzz: Save the galaxy.  Woody: Be an awesome sheriff and rescue whats-her-face from the sequel.  Green alien dudes think they are going into some mystic portal and the claw chooses them.  "Nirvana is coming.  The mystic portal awaits."  Barbie parties with Ken and Tour Guide Barbie is out giving tours around the store.

But somewhere along the way they realize that they are just toys.  But usually it's by the love of their owner that they get by and realize that they are much more important than any of that.  "You are a child's plaything!"  Yes, Woody.  He is.  But he also provides enjoyment and love for a child that is not able to be measured.  That's far more rewarding than killing Zorg.  

Buzz would have learned in time that he wasn't the real buzzlightyear.  And when it happened, he would be okay because he had Andy.  But Woody was jealous and adamant that Buzz understand it and it all happened too quickly.  Buzz is like a child who was forced to grow up at too young of an age.  

It's really a great metaphor for children who grow up too early and see that the world isn't all roses.  Woody, Buzz, Slink, Potatohead are all living at Andy's (the white suburbs) while right down the street there are toys that never had a chance (in Sid's house).  They had to grow up knowing the harsh realities.  How long did the green alien have to believe he was going to reach nirvana in the mystic portal?  Minutes at most before he was chewed on by Scud and left for dead under bowl.  That shit causes you to grow up.  Believe it. 

Incredible movie.
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« Reply #6056 on: May 10, 2010, 10:59:16 AM »
I watched Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me after watching the first 2 seasons and I have no clue what the fuck I just watched.

"Gobble, gobble, gobble."

Fire Walk With Me is mostly horrible but it has two brilliant moments that makes it worth watching for Twin Peaks fans - the first 30 or so minutes with Keifer Southerland, Chris Isaak, and Kyle MacLachlan and the part where Laura hangs the picture given to her by Mrs. Tremond's Grandson on the wall and steps into it.  That last bit still kind of freaks me out whenever I see that.  Other than that though, the film is a fucking train wreck.

I've been watching a lot of moon related movies lately for some reason or another.  Moon, For All Mankind, From The Earth To The Moon (I know it's not a movie but whatever), In The Shadow of the Moon, Capricorn One, Magnificant Desolation.....kinda crazy really.  I think this current kick started because I watched Moon several times in a row at night because it was in my player and I was too lazy to swap it out.
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« Reply #6057 on: May 10, 2010, 11:00:53 AM »
Not really a moon movie per se, but you should check out Apollo 13 if you haven't already.
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« Reply #6058 on: May 10, 2010, 11:20:11 AM »
Yeah, I've seen Apollo 13.  The problem is is that I've seen it so many times now that I've got no desire to see it again, even in my current moon delirium.
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« Reply #6059 on: May 10, 2010, 11:42:12 AM »
Yeah, I've seen Apollo 13.  The problem is is that I've seen it so many times now that I've got no desire to see it again, even in my current moon delirium.

I can understand that.

How about some 2001?
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