Author Topic: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread (Read 5203349 times)

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #30300 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:08:42 PM »

nah optimus is just a dipshit who's wrong about everything

Nintex · « **Reply #30301 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 06, 2018, 01:54:44 PM

This thread always seems to get its jimmies rustled over Marvel movies. Which is weird to me. It's like arguing over He-Man or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the most part. I'm not a huge fan of the effect Marvel movies have had on the cinema, but a thread where people just talk about why they liked or didn't like a movie doesn't seem to be the place to fight that battle tooth and nail.

I find them fun to watch. They're like the McDonalds of movies. You know what you get.

Still Chris Nolan made the best Super Hero movie of all time with the Dark Knight. Out of the latest Marvel releases I would rate Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor Ragnarok the highest.
Thor was such a fun ride because it didn't take itself too seriously. Still it would be nice if these actors would also star in movies that they actually act in. RDJ should really consider starring in a movie that requires him to act again and not just walk around with product placements. I think that a few new movies with him in it are in pre-production but it has been like 3 or 4 years since he had any role outside of Marvel movies.

Optimus · « **Reply #30302 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:20:55 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 06, 2018, 02:08:42 PM

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Oh I'm sorry can you repeat that, you can't talk AND chew on your straitjacket.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #30303 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:23:41 PM »

u shouldn't try to be funny dude. not ur strong suit

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #30304 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 06, 2018, 02:10:17 PM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 06, 2018, 01:54:44 PM
This thread always seems to get its jimmies rustled over Marvel movies. Which is weird to me. It's like arguing over He-Man or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the most part. I'm not a huge fan of the effect Marvel movies have had on the cinema, but a thread where people just talk about why they liked or didn't like a movie doesn't seem to be the place to fight that battle tooth and nail.
I find them fun to watch. They're like the McDonalds of movies. You know what you get.

Still Chris Nolan made the best Super Hero movie of all time with the Dark Knight. Out of the latest Marvel releases I would rate Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor Ragnarok the highest.
Thor was such a fun ride because it didn't take itself too seriously. Still it would be nice if these actors would also star in movies that they actually act in. RDJ should really consider starring in a movie that requires him to act again and not just walk around with product placements. I think that a few new movies with him in it are in pre-production but it has been like 3 or 4 years since he had any role outside of Marvel movies.

I have a long post in me about how I feel about Marvel movies that I won't bother to subject people to because I know no one would give a shit. The movies are popular currently and nothing is going to change that so it is what it is. So there is kinda no reason to get heated on either side. Although I understand when a dipshit who tends to say silly things becomes a lightning rod. I'm probably closer in regard to how Assimilate or Optimus feel about these movies. (yuck. What a side to be on)

I just wish they were more polite about it. It's movies. People are going to like shit I don't like. It's not a big deal in comparison to other things. I don't understand why its gets so personal. A heated Trump thread makes sense to me. A heated movie opinion thread makes no sense.

Optimus · « **Reply #30305 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:25:41 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 06, 2018, 02:23:41 PM

u shouldn't try to be funny dude. not ur strong suit

Shhhhhhhh, no more screaming now, go to sleep crazy person.

Optimus · « **Reply #30306 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Stro on May 06, 2018, 02:50:14 PM

I'm not defending Marvel or the movies, I am pointing out how fucking distinguished mentally-challenged Optimus is to think an actress like Glenn Close is taking a role in a Marvel movie because she can't get out of indie movie hell and needs the exposure

That's not what I said at all but honestly I don't care that much to continue this distinguished mentally-challenged discussion. I already tried to end it and you keep coming back for more. Fine whatever, actors CAN'T WAIT to perform these masterpiece characters. Are you happy?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30307 on:** May 06, 2018, 02:57:34 PM »

Glenn Close was on the fucking Shield. She reached the apex of exposure.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30308 on:** May 06, 2018, 03:54:40 PM »

Never go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, Optimus.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30309 on:** May 06, 2018, 05:32:40 PM »

A Quiet Place: really good with a few really dumb things.

Assimilate · « **Reply #30310 on:** May 07, 2018, 12:25:13 AM »

People defending legitimate actors for going full stupid on commercial marvel products

God damn. I've seen it all. Honestly, i really have. There's no boundaries some of you unemployed ugly fugs will go to defend the very people that shit on you.

Jimmy Kimmel should be doing shoot ins at Seagram Beaks house with his cat and all ready for a photo op.

Seriously, some of you deserve this.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30311 on:** May 07, 2018, 10:16:25 AM »

lol get triggered over marvel movies brehs

Optimus · « **Reply #30312 on:** May 07, 2018, 10:31:13 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2018, 10:16:25 AM

lol get triggered over marvel movies brehs

The only ones who got triggered was Stro and the beak guy (I think I finally understand the term now after visiting a certain thread lol). It was usual discussion about Marvel movies when they suddenly exploded because I said that good actors participate in this trash for money, a shocking and totally unbelievable statement. Even my stubborn ass didn't care enough about that argument so you've got to be surprised at how invested they were in that subject whether you agree with me or not.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #30313 on:** May 07, 2018, 10:43:15 AM »

King of The Kickboxers saw this back in the day a total Kickboxer copy with Billy Blanks and some guy.

Showdown a Karate Kid copy with Billy Blanks and some guy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

These are still better than No Retreat no Surrender lol.

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ToxicAdam · « **Reply #30314 on:** May 07, 2018, 11:10:10 AM »

The new Marvel movie is an incredible display of juggling. That middle sequence (where the heroes split up to retrieve different stones) was really reminiscent of the original Star Wars for me. Had that same kind of spirit of adventure and quick pacing.

The only critique I had that they didn't really identify the heroes when they appeared. Every time there was a new one, you'd hear a bunch of whispering around me of people trying to figure out who is who.

Also, I really appreciate the choices they made at the ending. They didn't belabor it with pounding music coaxing you to cry, they didn't do the long slow-mo scenes of people wailing as their friends disappear (as the music swells in the background). It just kind of happens and they are left in shock. I appreciate more and more when filmmakers hold back from doing the typical shit.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #30315 on:** May 07, 2018, 11:16:47 AM »

Nothing says "i'm not mad" than someone passionately insisting that you are in fact the one who is mad

Momo · « **Reply #30316 on:** May 07, 2018, 11:23:10 AM »

its more than a day later for fucks sake, please.

Optimus · « **Reply #30317 on:** May 07, 2018, 12:39:52 PM »

Game Night was cookie cutter action comedy about normal people getting involved in a fucked up situation. It was decent, what it really needed imo was better comedic actors. It had a couple of pretty funny scenes though so it wasn't a waste of time.

Mandark · « **Reply #30318 on:** May 07, 2018, 01:55:28 PM »

Quote from: Optimus on May 04, 2018, 05:41:06 PM

But ignoring even that, the main theme of Valhalla is that it's technology that is so advanced that looks like magic and fantasy so it kind of makes sense, what doesn't make sense is showing a super advanced city from afar, then a third world looking market, then a super advanced lab then a distinguished mentally-challenged ritual fight to the death with bad CGI crowd cheering. I mean I get the whole stereotype thing Marvel is doing but what a clusterfuck that was.

Thinking advanced technology necessitates a capitalist mass consumer culture.

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But f'real, the idea that a small, wealthy country that's also a closed economy and strongly protective of its cultural heritage would still value traditional artisanship for clothing/food/decor is one of the less crazy leaps the Marvel movies ask of viewers. Hell, look at how similar stuff is marketed to well-off yuppies now.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #30319 on:** May 07, 2018, 02:40:15 PM »

Quote from: Optimus on May 07, 2018, 12:39:52 PM

Game Night was cookie cutter action comedy about normal people getting involved in a fucked up situation. It was decent, what it really needed imo was better comedic actors. It had a couple of pretty funny scenes though so it wasn't a waste of time.

You’re cookie cutter.

Optimus · « **Reply #30320 on:** May 07, 2018, 03:47:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 07, 2018, 02:40:15 PM

Quote from: Optimus on May 07, 2018, 12:39:52 PM
Game Night was cookie cutter action comedy about normal people getting involved in a fucked up situation. It was decent, what it really needed imo was better comedic actors. It had a couple of pretty funny scenes though so it wasn't a waste of time.

You’re cookie cutter.

no u

Optimus · « **Reply #30321 on:** May 07, 2018, 04:21:08 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on May 07, 2018, 01:55:28 PM

Quote from: Optimus on May 04, 2018, 05:41:06 PM
But ignoring even that, the main theme of Valhalla is that it's technology that is so advanced that looks like magic and fantasy so it kind of makes sense, what doesn't make sense is showing a super advanced city from afar, then a third world looking market, then a super advanced lab then a distinguished mentally-challenged ritual fight to the death with bad CGI crowd cheering. I mean I get the whole stereotype thing Marvel is doing but what a clusterfuck that was.

Thinking advanced technology necessitates a capitalist mass consumer culture.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But f'real, the idea that a small, wealthy country that's also a closed economy and strongly protective of its cultural heritage would still value traditional artisanship for clothing/food/decor is one of the less crazy leaps the Marvel movies ask of viewers. Hell, look at how similar stuff is marketed to well-off yuppies now.
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They had fucking huts where they were breeding the rhinos and it's not like Wakanda was sheltered from the outside world, they seemed to have full knowledge of American culture so to think that they'd continue with the primitive traditions and decor sounds too far-fetched. But like you said, it's a fucking Marvel movie so my standards should be extremely low plus overthinking this crap isn't healthy, it's like trying to interpret the art of a 5 year old.

Assimilate · « **Reply #30322 on:** May 07, 2018, 04:26:03 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2018, 10:16:25 AM

lol get triggered over marvel movies brehs

What triggers me are idiots feeding this machine.

It's as if a boyband outlived it's teenage years and were well above 30 and still going strong. Let it die, please.

tiesto · « **Reply #30323 on:** May 07, 2018, 06:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on May 01, 2018, 12:39:10 AM

Watched The Big Sick. That was enjoyable. I didn't know anything about it and thought it was just a standard rom com, so the turn halfway kinda took me by surprise. I never found the main guy particularly charming or funny (I guess that was the point, that he was acting unfunny), but it was a nice movie. Didn't love it, but liked it.

Yeah, I felt the same way as you about the Big Sick. Picked it up from Redbox because we wanted to watch a movie, and there really wasn't anything else that looked remotely interesting. Thought it would be a comedy due to Kumail Nanjiani (who I do like on Silicon Valley) but the sharp turn toward the middle made things a bit more interesting. I liked Ray Romano's character the best, but Kumail didn't really have very much in the way of charisma. It was enjoyable but a bit too long for what it was (over 2 hours!).

thisismyusername · « **Reply #30324 on:** May 07, 2018, 06:55:06 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on May 07, 2018, 04:26:03 PM

It's as if a boyband outlived it's teenage years and were well above 30 and still going strong. Let it die, please.

Hating the Backstreet Boys.

Not on this gay's watch.

Svejk · « **Reply #30325 on:** May 07, 2018, 08:01:48 PM »

Aw shit! Sly's back at it...
https://movieweb.com/rambo-5-poster-sylvester-stallone/

Time to load MGSV back on the PS4 in preparation.

EDIT: Even better!!! Fuckin' POD 2 coming!!!
https://movieweb.com/pick-of-destiny-2-october-release-new-tenacious-d-movie/

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30326 on:** May 07, 2018, 09:31:55 PM »

Rambo 4 was pretty good, but it felt like it did all that was left to do with the character. I'm fine with Sly going off to some foreign country and shooting people up again, though, so whatever.

Momo · « **Reply #30327 on:** May 08, 2018, 12:55:01 AM »

bork, please ban anyone talking about Marvel movies going forward, autobahn the fuck out of them

VomKriege · « **Reply #30328 on:** May 08, 2018, 12:56:17 AM »

Quote from: Momo on May 08, 2018, 12:55:01 AM

bork, please ban anyone talking about Marvel movies going forward, autobahn the fuck out of them

Your way or the highway.

Momo · « **Reply #30329 on:** May 08, 2018, 12:56:52 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2018, 09:31:55 PM

Rambo 4 was pretty good, but it felt like it did all that was left to do with the character. I'm fine with Sly going off to some foreign country and shooting people up again, though, so whatever.

One day the world will run out of brown people for Rambo to shoot, today is not that day

Momo · « **Reply #30330 on:** May 08, 2018, 12:58:16 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 08, 2018, 12:56:17 AM

Quote from: Momo on May 08, 2018, 12:55:01 AM
bork, please ban anyone talking about Marvel movies going forward, autobahn the fuck out of them

Your way or the highway.

konya wa hurricane.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30331 on:** May 08, 2018, 10:10:05 AM »

Optimus · « **Reply #30332 on:** May 08, 2018, 11:27:11 AM »

Quote from: Momo on May 08, 2018, 12:55:01 AM

bork, please ban anyone talking about Marvel movies going forward, autobahn the fuck out of them

Then where am I gonna bitch about Marvel movies I just willingly watched?

Anyway, see ya guy when Infinity War releases on bluray and, you know, torrent sites.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #30333 on:** May 08, 2018, 11:54:02 AM »

Quote from: Optimus on May 08, 2018, 11:27:11 AM

Quote from: Momo on May 08, 2018, 12:55:01 AM
bork, please ban anyone talking about Marvel movies going forward, autobahn the fuck out of them

Then where am I gonna bitch about Marvel movies I just willingly watched?

Anyway, see ya guy when Infinity War releases on bluray and, you know, torrent sites.

How can people like you sleep at night knowing that Bob Iger is only going to be able to afford two summer homes this year due to your theft?

Optimus · « **Reply #30334 on:** May 08, 2018, 12:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 08, 2018, 11:54:02 AM

Quote from: Optimus on May 08, 2018, 11:27:11 AM
Quote from: Momo on May 08, 2018, 12:55:01 AM
bork, please ban anyone talking about Marvel movies going forward, autobahn the fuck out of them

Then where am I gonna bitch about Marvel movies I just willingly watched?

Anyway, see ya guy when Infinity War releases on bluray and, you know, torrent sites.

How can people like you sleep at night knowing that Bob Iger is only going to be able to afford two summer homes this year due to your theft?

And if more people followed my example he'd have just one summer home. Think about it!

Assimilate · « **Reply #30335 on:** May 08, 2018, 03:58:44 PM »

Anon- this is so bad. Almost Mute levels of bad.

Can Netflix stop doing this please. They're just throwing money into the dumpster. Why not get behind decent projects and actually flesh good ideas out?

Momo · « **Reply #30336 on:** May 08, 2018, 04:08:52 PM »

Anon was recommended to me, havent watched it yet

Assimilate · « **Reply #30337 on:** May 08, 2018, 04:11:17 PM »

Quote from: Momo on May 08, 2018, 04:08:52 PM

Anon was recommended to me, havent watched it yet

Waste of time.

Optimus · « **Reply #30338 on:** May 08, 2018, 04:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on May 08, 2018, 03:58:44 PM

Anon- this is so bad. Almost Mute levels of bad.

Can Netflix stop doing this please. They're just throwing money into the dumpster. Why not get behind decent projects and actually flesh good ideas out?

I understand when they're buying trash for cheap but weren't both of these movies Netflix productions by some pretty good directors? It seems they're cursed with movies even when they have the best intentions. Unless it's their interference that fucks these movies up?

Nintex · « **Reply #30339 on:** May 08, 2018, 05:44:34 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on May 08, 2018, 03:58:44 PM

Anon- this is so bad. Almost Mute levels of bad.

Can Netflix stop doing this please. They're just throwing money into the dumpster. Why not get behind decent projects and actually flesh good ideas out?

South Park had a surprisingly good prediction about Netflix's strategy.

Assimilate · « **Reply #30340 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:00:28 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 08, 2018, 05:44:34 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on May 08, 2018, 03:58:44 PM
Anon- this is so bad. Almost Mute levels of bad.

Can Netflix stop doing this please. They're just throwing money into the dumpster. Why not get behind decent projects and actually flesh good ideas out?
South Park had a surprisingly good prediction about Netflix's strategy.

hahaha it was a great episode. South Park has been killing it the last few years.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30341 on:** May 08, 2018, 09:21:23 PM »

Leave Elton alone

I haven’t seen the movie but he can’t have possibly done anything bad enough to tarnish himself.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30342 on:** May 08, 2018, 11:47:33 PM »

Rewatching both guardians of the galaxy. Marvel movies are the best thing in my life.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30343 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:41:09 AM »

That's depressing

Rufus · « **Reply #30344 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:17:35 AM »

What about Nami?

Assimilate · « **Reply #30345 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:27:09 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 08, 2018, 11:47:33 PM

Rewatching both guardians of the galaxy. Marvel movies are the best thing in my life.

nice try. you won't trigger me.

Transhuman · « **Reply #30346 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:39:04 AM »

Man, Elton John probably got so much pussy.

R.I.P

chronovore · « **Reply #30347 on:** May 09, 2018, 12:35:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 08, 2018, 09:21:23 PM

Leave Elton alone I haven’t seen the movie but he can’t have possibly done anything bad enough to tarnish himself.

I am sorry I was so mean in the other thread.

The Elton John stuff in Kingsman 2 are the best parts about it.

This album is one of my favorites.

etiolate · « **Reply #30348 on:** May 09, 2018, 08:04:24 PM »

Kingsman 2 =(

The first was so fun.

Assimilate · « **Reply #30349 on:** May 09, 2018, 10:01:22 PM »

Red Sparrow - Atomic Blonde was much better. This movie was a bit flat from beginning to end.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #30350 on:** May 10, 2018, 12:36:16 AM »

MANHUNT

What the FUCK did I just watch

GIVE JOHN WOO MORE DRUGS

Momo · « **Reply #30351 on:** May 10, 2018, 12:39:42 AM »

Looking forward to the new Predators FUCK YOU IF YOU NAY SAY ME

Momo · « **Reply #30352 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:19:35 AM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/8i8ed1/the_first_draft_of_denis_villeneuves_dune/

TVC15 · « **Reply #30353 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:21:16 AM »

Quote from: Momo on May 10, 2018, 01:19:35 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/8i8ed1/the_first_draft_of_denis_villeneuves_dune/

I thought it said Eli Roth wrote the script, and for a moment I thought this might actually be good.

VomKriege · « **Reply #30354 on:** May 10, 2018, 05:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Stro on May 08, 2018, 09:10:41 PM

Kingsman: The Golden Circle: Fuck this movie. Fuck the first movie. Fuck HGH Eggy. Fuck completely invalidating the only bit of drama from the first movie in the first act. Fuck British people. Fuck that music that sounds directly ripped out of Iron Man 1. Fuck that old queen Elton. Fuck going beyond homages to James Bond outright stealing shit and I think even filming in the same location for some stuff. Fuck the other people in the UK. Fuck Europe.

To catch a Brexiter, tonight at seven on Channel 4.

Momo · « **Reply #30355 on:** May 10, 2018, 08:18:08 AM »

Quote from: Stro on May 10, 2018, 08:06:08 AM

Quote from: Momo on May 10, 2018, 12:39:42 AM
Looking forward to the new Predators FUCK YOU IF YOU NAY SAY ME

What I've read about the new Predator doesn't sound very promising, sadly

Yeah I know, I'm still going to slink in there and take my punishment like a man though

Momo · « **Reply #30356 on:** May 10, 2018, 08:29:41 AM »

Guy's responsible for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Nice Guys, I'm willing to give him until the end credits of the movie before I nay say

Transhuman · « **Reply #30357 on:** May 10, 2018, 10:02:38 AM »

Shane Black is so talented he could start beating the shit out of me and i'd wonder what I did to deserve it.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #30358 on:** May 10, 2018, 10:04:00 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #30359 on:** May 10, 2018, 10:19:27 AM »

What autism rumor? Is Dufus in this movie or something?

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