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Will I win or lose my moot court case?

Malek will lose
4 (8.3%)
Malek will lose and wet his pants
1 (2.1%)
Malek will lose, wet his pants, and shit his pants
0 (0%)
Malek will lose, wet his pants, shit his pants, and then pass out
2 (4.2%)
Malek will lose, wet his pants, shit his pants, and pass out. Then Flannel Girl will laugh at him, go home, and have sex with a real man.
18 (37.5%)
Malek won't even show up, lolz.
12 (25%)
Malek won't even show up after hanging himself using his own necktie.
2 (4.2%)
Malek will be awesome. He'll then take on Ichirou as a client and sue the pants off of mupepe.
9 (18.8%)

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Author Topic: Malek's Diary-ah  (Read 85149 times)

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #360 on: March 22, 2009, 08:15:19 PM »
Seriously, Malek, have you considered becoming a juggalo like demi?  Bare minimum, you will get more ass and people won't care what you smell like.

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juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world...

being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down...

everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"... but icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be juggalos anyways...

juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle... and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and races... and still we are not like you... we look different, we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to impress...

you put on your fake smile and your fancy suit... you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with... and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...

juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change us...

but of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is... you must truly be one...

It does sound a bit like you.



If it means listening to the Insane clown Posse and using an inordinate amount of ellipses, then no thanks.

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #361 on: March 22, 2009, 08:17:10 PM »
Plus:


* Malek kills himself.

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #362 on: March 22, 2009, 08:18:26 PM »
No joke:  I would rather listen to ICP than any post-beatles Paul McCartney.  ICP makes objectively better music.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #363 on: March 22, 2009, 08:20:29 PM »
No joke:  I would rather listen to ICP than any post-beatles Paul McCartney.  ICP makes objectively better music.

Why must you hurt me so badly?

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #364 on: March 22, 2009, 08:20:43 PM »


:lol how did you describe this place?

She didn't understand the gay subtext.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

O and if you go to jail for stalking I'm totally going to pen pale you.  And i don't mean in the pen pales that the inmates are going to be with you. 


I think she's insinuated that I might need to lower my unreasonably high standards; otherwise, I will  :-\
So you know they are unreasonably high yet you do nothing?  :smug
Hell Malek just do the first year college thing ask her for out for a cup of coffee and just get it over and done with.

* Malek is overcome by negative thoughts involving Flannel Girl turning him down, an event that would further lower his already basement-dwelling self-esteem. 



Seriously people think it's so easy to deal with defeat when you have no self confidence left.  SMH people. 

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #365 on: March 22, 2009, 08:24:47 PM »
As for the women front, once you become a lawyer, all you have to say to a girl is "I'm a lawyer."  Problem solved.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #366 on: March 22, 2009, 08:25:26 PM »

O and if you go to jail for stalking I'm totally going to pen pale you.  And i don't mean in the pen pales that the inmates are going to be with you. 





Arvie, the fuck is a pen pale?

Leper this filth

Ban Malek

As for the women front, once you become a lawyer, all you have to say to a girl is "I'm a lawyer."  Problem solved.

That doesn't solve the problem because I'm in love with Flannel Girl right now.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 08:27:36 PM by Malek »

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #367 on: March 22, 2009, 08:27:25 PM »
Seriously, which would you rather listen to?



or


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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #368 on: March 22, 2009, 08:29:54 PM »
Both songs are offensive in their own stomach churning ways. But, at least "Wonderful Christmas Time" has a nice bass line and a cool synth.

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #369 on: March 22, 2009, 08:33:16 PM »
Seriously people think it's so easy to deal with defeat when you have no self confidence left.  SMH people. 
Even when they know they are setting themselves for failure? *smh Malek-FM*
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #370 on: March 22, 2009, 08:34:13 PM »
I mean going to prison will be hard and you will probably be all pale with nervousness and guilt.  So I will use a pen and draw on your face so you look happy and pretty for the inmates that are about to rape you.  Pen Pale. 

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #371 on: March 22, 2009, 08:35:23 PM »
Seriously people think it's so easy to deal with defeat when you have no self confidence left.  SMH people. 
Even when they know they are setting themselves for failure? *smh Malek-FM*

I'm pretty sure Malek will do just fine.  Not sure about FM unless you count sucking dick by a dumpster as a success.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #372 on: March 22, 2009, 08:36:38 PM »
It's better than being a lawyer. 

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #373 on: March 22, 2009, 08:36:49 PM »
I mean going to prison will be hard and you will probably be all pale with nervousness and guilt.  So I will use a pen and draw on your face so you look happy and pretty for the inmates that are about to rape you.  Pen Pale. 

:lol
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #374 on: March 22, 2009, 08:38:29 PM »
No joke:  I would rather listen to ICP than any post-beatles Paul McCartney.  ICP makes objectively better music.

Die!

Band on the Run is objectively great = to Beatles era greatness, there really is no point in arguing. It might be the case that McCartney has had more misses due to his prolificacy, but that's just because he had the balls to keep making music.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #375 on: March 22, 2009, 08:48:29 PM »

Band on the Run is objectively great = to Beatles era greatness


I don't know whether it's Beatles era great, but it, along with Plastic One Band, Imagine, and All Things Must Pass, represents the high point of Beatles solo work.

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #376 on: March 22, 2009, 08:49:23 PM »
It's better than being a lawyer. 

Explain to me how sucking cock in a dumpster is better than working in a high status field for six figures?

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #377 on: March 22, 2009, 08:53:19 PM »
It's better than being a lawyer. 

Explain to me how sucking cock in a dumpster is better than working in a high status field for six figures?

At least he won't hate his job.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #378 on: March 22, 2009, 08:53:34 PM »
Seriously, which would you rather listen to?



or




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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #379 on: March 22, 2009, 08:55:28 PM »
1.  Don't have to spend a year getting inadequate LSAT scores
2.  No Public speaking.
3.  No having to view powerful women in short skirts all day when you know you'll die alone.
4.  Being able to go to bed at night with out ethical issues haunting you.   
5.  Working outdoors is nicer than indoors.
6.  and finally I get to be my own boss...unless the customer pays extra.   

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #380 on: March 22, 2009, 08:56:21 PM »
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« Reply #381 on: March 22, 2009, 08:56:39 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #382 on: March 22, 2009, 08:57:28 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #383 on: March 22, 2009, 08:58:08 PM »
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 09:00:15 PM by TVC 15 »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #384 on: March 22, 2009, 09:00:24 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #385 on: March 22, 2009, 09:02:05 PM »
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« Reply #386 on: March 22, 2009, 09:05:03 PM »
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« Reply #387 on: March 22, 2009, 09:09:06 PM »
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« Reply #388 on: March 22, 2009, 09:11:06 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #389 on: March 22, 2009, 09:11:56 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #390 on: March 22, 2009, 09:15:30 PM »

6.  and finally I get to be my own boss

That's not what your pimp, TVC15, says.

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #391 on: March 22, 2009, 09:16:10 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #392 on: March 22, 2009, 09:16:42 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #393 on: March 22, 2009, 09:17:12 PM »
I just trimmed my beard. I chickened out of shaving it, but at least it doesn't look like I glued on pubic hair to my face and neck, ala Kevin Smith's Joker.

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #394 on: March 22, 2009, 09:17:58 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #395 on: March 22, 2009, 09:18:42 PM »
Jesus Christ, whose diary-ah is this?

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #396 on: March 22, 2009, 09:19:37 PM »
ugg lock this thread. ICP? Really. Blergh

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #397 on: March 22, 2009, 09:20:07 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #398 on: March 22, 2009, 09:20:38 PM »
ugg lock this thread. ICP? Really. Blergh

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #399 on: March 22, 2009, 09:21:47 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #400 on: March 22, 2009, 09:22:38 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #401 on: March 22, 2009, 09:23:40 PM »
you guys are ruining an awesome thread  :'(

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #402 on: March 22, 2009, 09:25:51 PM »
you guys are ruining an awesome thread  :'(

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« Reply #403 on: March 22, 2009, 09:30:21 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #404 on: March 22, 2009, 09:32:50 PM »
WE FROM THE WEST

THEY FROM THE EAST
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #405 on: March 22, 2009, 09:35:44 PM »
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #406 on: March 22, 2009, 10:21:59 PM »
Lock this thread and delete the data base, lets start over.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #407 on: March 22, 2009, 10:54:43 PM »
:rock this is definitely one for the hall of fame
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