Author Topic: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom? (Read 165881 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #420 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:19:25 PM »

Fact: I don't know a single person that liked Titanic, other than you and my sister.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #421 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:20:23 PM »

I haven't seen Titanic, and wouldn't unless I got to see it with your sister

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #422 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:22:18 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 08:19:25 PM

Fact: I don't know a single person that liked Titanic, other than you and my sister.

GhaleonEB

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #423 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2010, 08:20:23 PM

I haven't seen Titanic, and wouldn't unless I got to see it with your sister

Well there goes that broad appeal!

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 06, 2010, 08:22:18 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 08:19:25 PM
Fact: I don't know a single person that liked Titanic, other than you and my sister.

GhaleonEB

I don't know that guy! So with the exclusion of Maurice, who apparently has not seen something with such broad appeal, we're at a grand total of TWO PEOPLE on the Internet that we know that liked Titanic.

Wow, now wonder it was such a broad hit!

Purple Filth · « **Reply #424 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:31:02 PM »

Wait, willco is still baiting GS with this shit?

smh

Ichirou · « **Reply #425 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:40:38 PM »

My best friend's older brother is a huge Titanic fan. He even bought a poster of the ship's diagrams after watching the movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #426 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:41:44 PM »

Is he a top or a bottom?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #427 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:46:59 PM »

Sex has pretty broad appeal too. Haven't done it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #428 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:49:02 PM »

Yeah, but everyone I know has had sex. You're just an anomaly.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #429 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:52:44 PM »

What are we even arguing about anymore?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #430 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:54:06 PM »

Maurice is trying to make a point that Titanic was popular with more than just teenagers.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #431 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:54:18 PM »

Whether it would cost more emotionally for Wilco to see Avatar or for PD to get some ass?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #432 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:54:58 PM »

Me to see Avatar, of course. I'm a man of principles.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #433 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:57:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 06, 2010, 11:05:50 AM

I'll go out on a limb and bet that he didn't praise Transformers 2.

He was a producer for both Transformers 1 and 2.

edit: and I just saw this.
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The actors were definitely over-acting on purpose. This was probably on purpose to make it easier for the animators but there's no way they can deserve an oscar for it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #434 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:59:11 PM »

You're about a day late.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #435 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:01:31 PM »

eh I just saw it as the most recent post. I just noticed that when saldana was acting in that motion-capture suit, they apparently drew in that navi acne on her face for whatever reason.

Ichirou · « **Reply #436 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:05:27 PM »

nintenho, always a day late and a dollar short.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #437 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:06:24 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 08:15:51 PM

I would not personally spend the time and money to see a painfully derivative adventure movie aimed at teenagers.

That sub genre is just not my cup of tea.

And yet you'll watch painfully horrible action movies aimed a teenagers. smh

Ichirou · « **Reply #438 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:08:12 PM »

Willco's taking a STAND, GR. I wish he'd taken a stand against the Transformers movies, but OH WELL.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #439 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PM »

I generally stray away from painfully horrible action films, unless they have specific elements I want to see. None are apparent in Avatar, sorry.

Quote from: Ichirou on January 06, 2010, 09:08:12 PM

Willco's taking a STAND, GR. I wish he'd taken a stand against the Transformers movies, but OH WELL.

Hey, even I don't like the sequel, no matter how hard everyone tries to lump me into that audience.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #440 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:11:19 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 06, 2010, 09:08:12 PM
Willco's taking a STAND, GR. I wish he'd taken a stand against the Transformers movies, but OH WELL.

Hey, even I don't like the sequel, no matter how hard everyone tries to lump me into that audience.

But the mere fact that you went to see Transformers 2 after seeing Transformers 1 makes me want to throttle you! You are part of the problem, Willco!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #441 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:12:19 PM »

I didn't pay money to see Transformers 2.

Ichirou · « **Reply #442 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:13:07 PM »

The sequel at least has better mechanical designs on the new robots than the first one did. I can at least tell The Fallen, Devastator, and Jetfire apart from each other.

The first movie was complete fail. Giving it a B- was Willco's darkest hour.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #443 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:14:57 PM »

That rating is inflated, but I still like the original, regardless of forum consensus.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #444 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:15:51 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 09:12:19 PM

I didn't pay money to see Transformers 2.

You helped give Transformers 2 mindshare. Mindshare that enticed more people to spend their hard-earned monies to go to see it. You practically funded a third iteration, Willco!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #445 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:16:11 PM »

That doesn't even make sense!

Ichirou · « **Reply #446 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:17:28 PM »

It doesn't make sense, but if it means we can blame Willco for the inevitable Transformers 3 abortion, I'm gonna roll with it.

I need to be able to blame SOMEONE for ruining my childhood, and I've gotten tired of blaming George Lucas.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #447 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:19:02 PM »

I bet we can probably blame the Star Wars PT on Willco as well!

Ichirou · « **Reply #448 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:19:40 PM »

Are there any posts where he defends the PT in any way?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #449 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:19:52 PM »

Hey, I not only spoke out against Transformers 2, I actually know people that worked on it. And I mocked them.*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Not really. I need clout first, I totally said it was awesome and I can't wait for Transformers 3.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #450 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:20:30 PM »

I've been a pretty avid hater of the prequel trilogy for over ten years. So much so that it got me banned at GAF for a period of time due to trolling.

Ichirou · « **Reply #451 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:21:26 PM »

It seems weird that we haven't seen any other giant robot Hollywood movies considering how big the Transformers movies have been.

The Voltron movie seems to be in development hell, and the Robotech project got announced like two years ago and then nothing...probably mired in rights issues.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #452 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:22:32 PM »

Who knows, there might be someone with a giant robot movie in the works.

Ichirou · « **Reply #453 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:27:00 PM »

Your Go-Bots script finally caught someone's interest?

Leader-One

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #454 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:37:48 PM »

Go-Bots: The Origin of the Go-Bots has been greenlit.

Ichirou · « **Reply #455 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:41:00 PM »

Is it planned as a trilogy with the Rock Lords showing up in the second installment?

Who's going to voice Cy-Kill?

I propose Gary Oldman for Cy-Kill, Tom Cruise for Leader-One.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #456 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:50:18 PM »

I wish I was writing Go-Bots. I'm stuck with Candy Land. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #457 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:06:32 PM »

Transformers was horrible. I may be an Avatar troll but there's no way it's worse than Transformers

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #458 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:13:16 PM »

Avatar is the worst film I haven't seen this year.

Ichirou · « **Reply #459 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:14:02 PM »

Transformers is pretty much one of the worst big-budget movies I have ever seen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #460 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:14:35 PM »

Transformers is worse than Water World

Ichirou · « **Reply #461 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:17:15 PM »

At least Water World had some nudity.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #462 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:18:43 PM »

And urine drinking. Nothing by-the-numbers about that

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #463 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:19:11 PM »

I'm gonna go rub one out now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #464 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2010, 10:18:43 PM

And urine drinking. Nothing by-the-numbers about that

Also Dennis Hopper driving a dune buggy around to the Peter Gunn theme song.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #465 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:23:18 PM »

Even GI Joe was better than Transformers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #466 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:26:12 PM »

I watched that movie with this annoying Jehovas Witness that lived next door. Once the chick dropped her dress (first time I saw a naked female ass) he got up and told his mom there was nudity in the film, and she promptly turned it off. smh

...then I took the vhs home and watched it

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #467 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:27:52 PM »

Waterworld isn't really bad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #468 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:31:43 PM »

It's better than Unforgiven

Diunx · « **Reply #469 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:39:14 PM »

Lock this shit already.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #470 on:** January 06, 2010, 11:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 06, 2010, 10:52:41 PM

I love horse cock

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 06, 2010, 10:52:41 PM

I paint my entire body blue before visiting prostitutes

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 06, 2010, 10:52:41 PM

and I'm currently in the process of building a sex robot with cat-like features and a tail that can diddle me while I fuck it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #471 on:** January 06, 2010, 11:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 06, 2010, 10:52:41 PM

To answer the question posed by this thread, I love horse cock, I paint my entire body blue before visiting prostitutes, and I'm currently in the process of building a sex robot with cat-like features and a tail that can diddle me while I fuck it. I'm sure those fetishes have everything to do with my belief that Cameron should win Best Director for Avatar.

[youtube=560,345]Cf3p1mXHfqY[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #472 on:** January 06, 2010, 11:20:06 PM »

If only it wasn't true!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #473 on:** January 06, 2010, 11:26:10 PM »

GS would probably let a horse fuck him as long as it was technically proficient with an instrument

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #474 on:** January 07, 2010, 12:14:35 AM »

I kinda want to see it again...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #475 on:** January 07, 2010, 12:29:38 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on January 07, 2010, 12:14:35 AM

I kinda want to see it again...

I get the same feeling after all the hype and discussion it makes but then I see this video and laugh my ass off. Avatar's acting looks weirder than a fat man doing parkour, which is enjoyable but not for 3 hours.

chronovore · « **Reply #476 on:** January 07, 2010, 04:39:29 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 06, 2010, 11:39:09 AM

it's not theft.

it's musical colonialism

This, I like. I'ma adopt it for anything in game design as well. "WE'RE COLONIZING SUPER MARIO BROS."

ManaByte · « **Reply #477 on:** January 07, 2010, 03:38:22 PM »

#2 on the all time list behind Titanic now.

This is how the world ends.

Powerslave · « **Reply #478 on:** January 07, 2010, 04:05:07 PM »

jesus fucking christ

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #479 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:12:45 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on January 07, 2010, 03:38:22 PM

#2 on the all time list behind Titanic now.

This is how the world ends.

No, this is how it ends:

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