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The Sceneman

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5580 on: January 16, 2011, 06:46:03 PM »
fucking hell I made it into class but I cant stop trembling and am on the verge of tears also.

I'm really friggn sick  :( Time to start looking for help, seriously
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« Reply #5581 on: January 16, 2011, 07:01:45 PM »
Just finisihed Deadhouse Gates.  Nothing that I thought would happen in the ending did.  Great stuff.

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« Reply #5582 on: January 16, 2011, 07:23:48 PM »
well fuck this idiot math teacher incompetent fucking moron shitheaded dick.  I spent a couple hours doing an online homework and after spending ten minutes on the final problem I finally submit the whole thing and apparently a few people had issues using their registration codes so he tries resetting the whole assignment to see if that'll fix it and now I have to do it again with slightly different values in each equation.  It's bad enough that he spends half the class making jokes but now I can't even get a chance to use the amount of math that I was able to teach myself.

The Sceneman

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« Reply #5583 on: January 16, 2011, 07:56:31 PM »
I burst into tears in front of my classmates. I have reached a new low
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5584 on: January 16, 2011, 08:01:04 PM »
JEsus Scenester pull your panties together.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5585 on: January 16, 2011, 08:29:08 PM »
Get some Lexapro and Xanax. Or JO. Or both.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5586 on: January 16, 2011, 09:07:49 PM »
What the fuck dude?
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The Sceneman

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« Reply #5587 on: January 16, 2011, 09:16:11 PM »
well I had a panic attack, if you've had one before you know there is no way to deal with that shit. Basically had an overwhelming sense of worthlessness, wanted to die etc.

I've been suffering from depression for the past 6 years or so, every now and then it just comes out in a bad way.

not sure why Im telling all this here though. I guess this board is an easy way for me to talk about stuff like this
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5588 on: January 16, 2011, 09:19:23 PM »
Paxil dude.  Stat.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #5589 on: January 16, 2011, 09:51:45 PM »
Damn dude, are you on any kind of meds at all? If not then 6 YEARS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, get some now. If you are, then maybe get some better ones.
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« Reply #5590 on: January 16, 2011, 10:00:45 PM »
Basically had an overwhelming sense of worthlessness etc.

wait, this isn't suppose to be a natural everyday feeling?

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« Reply #5591 on: January 16, 2011, 11:07:35 PM »
well I had a panic attack, if you've had one before you know there is no way to deal with that shit. Basically had an overwhelming sense of worthlessness, wanted to die etc.

I've been suffering from depression for the past 6 years or so, every now and then it just comes out in a bad way.

not sure why Im telling all this here though. I guess this board is an easy way for me to talk about stuff like this

dude. get some help.

i've been there before, and you won't get better without help. I suffered depression a good amount of my teenage years well up into adult hood and it sucks, so I've been there.

But it won't get better doing all of this alone.
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« Reply #5592 on: January 16, 2011, 11:18:12 PM »
Fuck yes.

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MASS. FILM CREDITS SUCCESS! Program generated additional MA GDP of $168.5 million + personal income of $25.2 mil. http://tinyurl.com/46nrmfv

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« Reply #5593 on: January 16, 2011, 11:26:31 PM »
i find the best way of dealing with everyday life and the incoming sense of worthlessness is to simply feel nothing. it has worked out for me pretty well i'd say
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« Reply #5594 on: January 17, 2011, 12:37:58 AM »
Just finisihed Deadhouse Gates.  Nothing that I thought would happen in the ending did.  Great stuff.

Glad you liked it. I know it's a dense, unforgiving slab but damn if it isn't fun as hell to go with it.
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« Reply #5595 on: January 17, 2011, 12:41:20 AM »
Sceneman - I guess I know that feeling of post-drunk depression but this seems pretty bad. You might need to find cool people that don't like to party to try to break yourself of the bad habits for a while. I know that having a wife that doesn't drink (at all) has kept me a lot closer to the straight and narrow than I'd otherwise have been. If I get too drunk around her, she teases me mercilessly :lol

If it's genuine alcoholism though, I got nothin'. Any kind of treatment you can get, I would take it.
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« Reply #5596 on: January 17, 2011, 04:45:33 AM »
Damn dude, are you on any kind of meds at all? If not then 6 YEARS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, get some now. If you are, then maybe get some better ones.

yeah I'm on Citalopram but it doesnt do too much. I used to take Prozac and I think it was actually more effective. I dunno.

I'm feeling better now anyway, I've just been grinding Castlevania HD for a few hours and had lots of fun doing that. Good old vidya is always there for ya. I went out and shot a few hoops with my roommates too.

I think it's mild alcoholism, I just haven't shaken my teenage drinking habits! I've talked to a few friends since posting here and they are all being very supportive. I'm lucky I guess.

Thanks for everyones kindness here, too.
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« Reply #5597 on: January 17, 2011, 11:08:46 AM »
I got invited to SXSW for the screening of Paul there. Yeeeeeeeeee

Guess I'm going to Austin
hey homeboy, imma be at sxsw.  we should meet up.

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« Reply #5598 on: January 17, 2011, 11:19:53 AM »
 I was trimming up my junk with a trimmer and caught the bottom of mah sack. Looks like this:

..  ..  ..  ..  ..

Didn't hurt but I was a little upset with myself. All trimmed up but my wife thought I went a little too far.
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« Reply #5600 on: January 17, 2011, 12:54:47 PM »
Went out with friends last night. We went to some Japanese joint. One of the people who came invited her mom and sister.

Anyways, we're about to get our food and I ask the sister,"Hey, let me see you hold your chopsticks. What hand do you eat and write with?"

She replies with,"I don't know. Let me ask my mom."

So she ASKS HER MOM RIGHT THERE.

And I just sat there with my mouth open and my eyebrows screwed up. Everyone else was silent.

"How the hell can you be an adult and not know what hand you use? Little children know this."

"I don't know, I forgot!"

Please please tell me this is just an odd case and not a general case of the average person person born in the 90's.
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« Reply #5601 on: January 17, 2011, 01:33:59 PM »
I was trimming up my junk with a trimmer and caught the bottom of mah sack. Looks like this:

..  ..  ..  ..  ..

Didn't hurt but I was a little upset with myself. All trimmed up but my wife thought I went a little too far.
Pics.  I'll tell you if you went to far.  I've gotten in the habit of making it a hairless bunny.


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5602 on: January 17, 2011, 01:41:21 PM »
I got invited to SXSW for the screening of Paul there. Yeeeeeeeeee

Guess I'm going to Austin
hey homeboy, imma be at sxsw.  we should meet up.

Might be hard but I'll see what I can work with when March comes around
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« Reply #5603 on: January 17, 2011, 01:47:27 PM »
sweet.  let me know.

Brehvolution

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« Reply #5604 on: January 17, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »
I was trimming up my junk with a trimmer and caught the bottom of mah sack. Looks like this:

..  ..  ..  ..  ..

Didn't hurt but I was a little upset with myself. All trimmed up but my wife thought I went a little too far.
Pics.  I'll tell you if you went to far.  I've gotten in the habit of making it a hairless bunny.



I didn't use a razor so it's not completely smooth.
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« Reply #5605 on: January 17, 2011, 01:59:07 PM »
Should have.  Feels amazing. 

demi

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« Reply #5606 on: January 17, 2011, 01:59:29 PM »
Did you show your wife and ask what she thought? "Look hon I'm 18 again"
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« Reply #5607 on: January 17, 2011, 02:13:18 PM »
Should have.  Feels amazing. 
I've done that before and hated the itchiness after. Keeping it close doesn't do that to me. I've been using some baby powder in that area after a shower. I think it's helped a lot.
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« Reply #5608 on: January 17, 2011, 02:20:02 PM »
if you shave it clean, you gotta keep it that way or else you're asking for trouble.  i prefer the feeling of it just trimmed but man it's so much easier to just shave it all off.

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« Reply #5609 on: January 17, 2011, 02:56:08 PM »
Oh god I just remembered February is coming up. Black History month... sigh
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« Reply #5610 on: January 17, 2011, 03:00:17 PM »
8)

make the board colors red, black and white plz
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« Reply #5611 on: January 17, 2011, 03:19:43 PM »
why, himu?

We shouldn't be doing anything that promotes more separation of our races.  I don't care what color some guy was that invented some thing.  I don't care if he had an afro or braids.  smh.  we're all one.

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« Reply #5612 on: January 17, 2011, 03:21:00 PM »
shut the fuck up with that hippie shit  :lol
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« Reply #5613 on: January 17, 2011, 03:22:23 PM »
MAKE ME!  NANA NANA BOO BOO

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« Reply #5614 on: January 17, 2011, 03:26:57 PM »
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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« Reply #5615 on: January 17, 2011, 04:04:54 PM »
explain, dude.

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« Reply #5616 on: January 17, 2011, 04:20:48 PM »
Well she does have a right to know. Just tell her that her tits arent big enough.
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« Reply #5617 on: January 17, 2011, 04:26:41 PM »
 :lol

Tell her "It doesn't really matter.  We don't know each other.  Glad I never did the online dating thing.  I had an OKCupid account for a while but never sent anything out. 

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« Reply #5618 on: January 17, 2011, 04:30:28 PM »
I've never tried it because basically all I've heard are horror stories. People on the internet are insane.
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« Reply #5619 on: January 17, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »
cajole's heard enough of my horror stories to know not to make an account
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Himu

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« Reply #5620 on: January 17, 2011, 11:22:00 PM »
What is with women?

"Never break up with me?"
"Never leave me."
"Don't fall out of love with me!"

"I can't do that. It's unrealistic and fake. That's not love you just want a relationshp."

*break up with chick*

"Come onnnnnnnnnn, gimme one more chance! I AM serious! See?! I've been reading dictionaries! I'm the smart, well-mannered girl you want!"
"You PROMISED me you'd never leave me!"
"You promised we'd work this out!"
"GET OUT! I HATE YOU! YOU'VE THROWN THIS RELATIONSHIP IN THE GARBAGE."

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5621 on: January 17, 2011, 11:32:37 PM »
:lol

Tell her "It doesn't really matter.  We don't know each other.  Glad I never did the online dating thing.  I had an OKCupid account for a while but never sent anything out. 

im sitting here at the edge of my seat waiting to see what the end of the quote is going to be!!!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5622 on: January 18, 2011, 12:00:37 AM »
Ugh, just a few examples.

So I try to follow the old adage of Do Unto Others...

So this girl writes me, and since I would rather have someone right me back and say no thanks politely if they aren't interested, I do the same. So I say thanks for writing, buI don't think you're what I'm looking for right now. Generic, sure, but its better than what most people do.

So she writes me back with this whole long message asking why I don't like her.

Then you get people who write you, and you're interested and it goes well and then all the sudden, nothing. They just don't write you back.

Its distinguished mentally-challenged.

Just tell the long-winded bitch, "Yea, this is exactly why I'm not into you."
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5623 on: January 18, 2011, 01:02:37 AM »
the girls I know who use okcupid do it for one night stands and shit.  Some in particular are chubs, but apparently they do just fine (but they carry all this guilt about it, it's weird.)  I've contemplated doing the same thing and I know I could do well, but I'd rather beat it then risk the herpes/potential drama. 

as for serious dating, I just find that the girls on the site who look remotely cute/interesting always have their profiles set to "just looking for friends" or something.  the x factor of blind dates freaks me out too.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5624 on: January 18, 2011, 02:03:21 AM »
i have an okcupid account. had one for a bit over the summer and reactivated it again a bit over a month ago out of pure boredom.

but from what i've heard from a lot of people who have tried online dating and based on my own observations, the only straight people who ever have any success with the site are the crazies and the chubs, and they're quite easy to spot given how transparent they are. i've had alot of exchanges and still get messages a few times a week but nothing ever results from any of it, and if things are going well, once i propose we meet for a drink, most will stop messaging me completely. a date has never resulted from any of it.

but seriously, it's amazing reading profiles and seeing how much shit people are made of. so many women say they're typically at a themed costume party or an opening of some art gallery every friday night...

i guess i'm just too humble and able to admit my stupidity/faults or maybe i'm just that lame?

yea, i am :'(

and now everyone knows it :'(

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« Reply #5625 on: January 18, 2011, 04:52:36 AM »
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Then you get one, she becomes your wife, and you look back on that statement and say, "Eh, guess I was wrong..."  :lol

Does nobody use Eharmony?  I thought that site was supposed to be the best for finding that special someone?
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« Reply #5626 on: January 18, 2011, 05:20:47 AM »
i had a wife  :'(

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« Reply #5627 on: January 18, 2011, 10:40:06 AM »
 :fbm
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« Reply #5628 on: January 18, 2011, 11:09:01 AM »
WTF GOD I CAN'T PLAY DARKSIDERS LIKE THIS

I'm going to be so pissed if this stupid asshole dies in there
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« Reply #5629 on: January 18, 2011, 01:41:10 PM »
Link! :hyper
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« Reply #5630 on: January 18, 2011, 04:06:42 PM »
that dude needs to start dishing shit.  he's getting totally fucked up over FB.  FIGHT BACK YOU PUSSY

Diunx

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« Reply #5631 on: January 18, 2011, 04:07:22 PM »
Are there even black people on canada ???
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Diunx

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« Reply #5632 on: January 18, 2011, 05:00:34 PM »
Got a call from the company I was working for, they asked me to go there for an interview for a full time job in their bookstore, gonna find out if I made it to the second rounds of interviews this afternoon or tomorrow, ran into my old boss and she told me that she hadn't answer my mails cus she was on vacation until yesterday.

Also even though I haven't work this month I just checked my card and noticed that I got paid last saturday :teehee
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« Reply #5633 on: January 18, 2011, 05:23:12 PM »
chick from okcupid I messaged one night:

me: hey, you seem nice, what's up?
her: HEY OMG UR SO CUTE YOU HAVE FACEBOOK?!?!?
me: um sure, here it is: (linked)
her: I'm gonna text you
me: ok

next day:

her: I think we should date
me: well we live pretty far away, I was just commenting that I thought you were cool
her: OMG UR A FUCKING ASSHOLE.  YOU BETTER DELETE ME FROM FACEBOOK

 ??? that site is fucking bonkers.
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« Reply #5634 on: January 18, 2011, 07:25:07 PM »
i know  :-\

can we just date eachother?

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« Reply #5635 on: January 18, 2011, 07:51:11 PM »
sure boo  :heartbeat
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« Reply #5636 on: January 18, 2011, 07:56:48 PM »
so my fiancee decided to order some new furniture from overstock, but...



...i don't think she read the dimentions correctly

lol online shopping

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« Reply #5637 on: January 18, 2011, 07:57:08 PM »

Girl
blocked mothasucka!
2 hours ago



I find that change of hers interesting. I had always taken motherfucker to be based on the idea that the person fucks their mother, hence the insult. Here she takes the fucker part, now removed by changing it to fucka, now twice removed by changing fucker to sucker and making it SUCKA which is a noun and not the verb. and forever mars the slur. She has taken the act implied in mother fucker and just simply made the fucker verb into a noun so that there is a mother and then a sucka, as in a jive sucka, and the word itself has lost the incestual tone.

Taking all that into consideration, I read it as MO THAS OOS KA in a slav tone.
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« Reply #5638 on: January 18, 2011, 08:52:20 PM »
so my fiancee decided to order some new furniture from overstock, but...

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...i don't think she read the dimentions correctly

lol online shopping

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Actually, they make a lot of sofas that short.  I don't know the purpose in them, but it happens.  But honestly, if the photo she saw online was taken like you took yours, it probably did seem huge.  I would have guessed that thing to be at least another foot taller.
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« Reply #5639 on: January 18, 2011, 09:33:53 PM »
ugh. its 9:30pm and i'm about to go to sleep  :-\
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