Just for the record, I've spent the last 3-4 days cleaning my house by myself with a three year old following behind me trying to mess it up again.

The wife was freaking because her dad will be here with our son while we go out of town this weekend. She wanted the house to be really clean for him.
I just spent two hours doing dishes, laundry, sweeping, mopping, and scrubbing a bathroom. If it ain't good enough for the old man and the old lady, I'll go by my fucking self.

But seriously, today fucking sucked.