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TakingBackSunday

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6540 on: March 24, 2011, 04:07:51 AM »
I honestly wouldn't worry.
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6541 on: March 24, 2011, 04:11:39 AM »
It's a good thing I got life insurance at such a young age. My health has been tumbling this past year despite eating better and having a more active life. I'm not sure if it's getting old or what, but it feels like my body is succumbing one part a time: I have high blood pressure, I hear sirens in my right ear almost all the time, I have a heart that goes fast at weird times, my stomach hurts like fuck sometimes for no reason, deep chest pains, my right arm shakes at night, and now there's this blood.

I'm real scared as my health gets worse and worse despite my efforts. I've gotten sick like three times this year already, what the fuck, I'm never sick more than once at any point in any given year.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6542 on: March 24, 2011, 04:21:45 AM »
the hazards of having a 12 inch penis

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Cormacaroni

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6543 on: March 24, 2011, 05:54:00 AM »
just got back from watching Blake Griffin's 1st career triple double in a 2OT win at Staples. We then hit Nick's Martinis in Beverley Hills, followed by Italian food at Dan Tana's. Great fucking night. Gonna grab a few hours sleep at the hotel then back on a plane to Tokyo tomorrow. It's a hard knock life.
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« Reply #6544 on: March 24, 2011, 06:55:19 PM »
Holy shit, I'm coughing up steaks of blood in my spit. I just had bronchitis a few weeks back and freaking the fuck out. The blood streaks has been going on for about a month but only when it came down to mucous from the nose and I recently had nose surgery so that made sense. So ive been usin saline for the past few weeks and its been helping. when I went to the doc he was all "well, sometimes when you sneeze or cough too hard you irritate it a bit which can result in bleeding." which I'm sure was bullshit at the time but trusted his words.

Bright red or dark red? If you had bronchitis (as opposed to say, pneumonia or something) then it "shouldn't" produce blood, so it is pretty possible that it's from vessels in your nose tearing up and blood going down and back up.

Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6545 on: March 25, 2011, 10:33:22 AM »
Using an unsecured connection from a neighbor since the phone company hasn't fixed my internet, smh.
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Brehvolution

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« Reply #6546 on: March 25, 2011, 02:03:57 PM »
Thinking about a new avatar.........

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« Reply #6547 on: March 25, 2011, 02:14:56 PM »
This one, cause its kinda dirty

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Your image didn't load but I saw what it was. I think I'll just rock Iron Boy for a bit.
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Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6548 on: March 25, 2011, 02:19:43 PM »
My boss just gave me a Microsoft TechNet Professional Subscription. :rock

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6549 on: March 25, 2011, 10:09:56 PM »
Right no I am snacking on a combo of Jolly Rancher screaming sours, umpqua pepper & galric beef jerky and a cocktail of herbal tea, honey lemonade and polish vodka.

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Cormacaroni

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6550 on: March 25, 2011, 10:29:04 PM »
Back in Tokyo, life seems normal enough here at least. Trying to find bottled water for the kid to drink / cook with is pretty tough though. We had a bunch of tap water bottled in the fridge but it's not going to last long. After that, we're gonna have to do without.
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« Reply #6551 on: March 25, 2011, 10:42:58 PM »
No water?  It's really starting to sound like The Road.   :(

On the bright side, at least your family won't be eating as much instant noodles. 


Cormacaroni

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« Reply #6552 on: March 25, 2011, 11:16:19 PM »
Everyone is making dumb jokes like 'oh she'll just have to drink gin instead for a while' and shit but until you don't have water, you don't realize what a pain in the ass it is to cook without it. I might actually be able to get them to cut out some carbs for a change, as rice, pasta and bread are all impossible without water. (well, we can buy bread from the bakery but of course it is baked with local tap water too...).

The good news is that this is just a precaution, given the current levels of radiation. Hopefully the problem will go away soon.
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Cormacaroni

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« Reply #6553 on: March 25, 2011, 11:16:37 PM »
Won the lottery today.

Got $5.

whoo hoo, 5 new steam games!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6554 on: March 25, 2011, 11:22:45 PM »
this is a really stupid question, but are people avoiding local water altogether? like, hygiene is ok, right?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6555 on: March 25, 2011, 11:27:49 PM »
Back in Tokyo, life seems normal enough here at least. Trying to find bottled water for the kid to drink / cook with is pretty tough though. We had a bunch of tap water bottled in the fridge but it's not going to last long. After that, we're gonna have to do without.

should have stayed in LA so  we could fu.. hang out
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6556 on: March 26, 2011, 12:55:51 AM »
Heading to a swedish house mafia concwert with a free drink in my left hand :rock
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Cormacaroni

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« Reply #6557 on: March 26, 2011, 01:51:41 AM »
this is a really stupid question, but are people avoiding local water altogether? like, hygiene is ok, right?

The authorities are saying do not let infants drink the water, but bathing is fine. Adults are also apparently not at risk (the primary concern is lymphatic cancer causing growth defects, which is not a risk for adults). Then again, experts admit that no-one really understands what the limits are for radiation-induced cancer, since they have fairly limited data to work from (and much of it from Hiroshima and Nagasaki so very out of date - people weren't necessarily measuring the things we'd have liked them to back then).
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« Reply #6558 on: March 26, 2011, 02:11:37 AM »
No sex sleepovers are gay and fucking frustrating

Kicked her ass out
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« Reply #6559 on: March 26, 2011, 02:50:41 AM »
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6560 on: March 26, 2011, 03:50:17 AM »
Is your gf white himu?
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #6561 on: March 26, 2011, 04:40:37 AM »
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6562 on: March 26, 2011, 08:38:58 AM »
i got all my computer parts last night  :D

now i get locked 60fps on Bad Company 2. And with everything maxed out I get 40fps on Crysis! SUCCESS!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6563 on: March 26, 2011, 12:15:51 PM »
just got back from watching Blake Griffin's 1st career triple double in a 2OT win at Staples. We then hit Nick's Martinis in Beverley Hills, followed by Italian food at Dan Tana's. Great fucking night. Gonna grab a few hours sleep at the hotel then back on a plane to Tokyo tomorrow. It's a hard knock life.

Did Blake look monstrous in person?  Was John Wall fun to watch?

Also, did you get to check out Fry's?

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« Reply #6564 on: March 26, 2011, 02:09:16 PM »
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« Reply #6565 on: March 26, 2011, 03:43:28 PM »
If she stays over and still won't let you fuck her, then you need to fix your game. A girl doesn't stay over if at some level she doesn't want to fuck you (exceptions being female friends staying drunk on the couch or something).

Himu

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« Reply #6566 on: March 26, 2011, 04:04:31 PM »
she just wanted to cuddle lol

i lied and said i have work in the morning, so we made out, cuddled, and i sent her on her way

bad move?
« Last Edit: March 26, 2011, 04:09:28 PM by Stringer Bell »
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6567 on: March 26, 2011, 06:10:53 PM »
Did you told her you have to get up early.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #6568 on: March 26, 2011, 06:34:38 PM »
Sounds like she just wanted to relax with her man, not be rammed by your monster dick.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6569 on: March 26, 2011, 07:12:39 PM »
she just wanted to cuddle lol

i lied and said i have work in the morning, so we made out, cuddled, and i sent her on her way

bad move?

It depends on how you sent her packing. If you said, "OK, if you're not going to ride this, I'ma tug it, so you can watch or bail" and she bailed, you may be out of luck. If you said, "That was charming miss, but I have an early day at the office tomorrow, but as a parting gift, here is a replica of my engorged cock, which I hand-cast in silicon. Enjoy!" -- she'll be waiting for you at home when you get back today.

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« Reply #6570 on: March 26, 2011, 09:15:09 PM »
I hate when I write out an assignment and it's twenty pages of messy ink or lead, and when I type it up it's like two paragraphs and half a page.

Cormacaroni

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6571 on: March 26, 2011, 09:20:22 PM »
just got back from watching Blake Griffin's 1st career triple double in a 2OT win at Staples. We then hit Nick's Martinis in Beverley Hills, followed by Italian food at Dan Tana's. Great fucking night. Gonna grab a few hours sleep at the hotel then back on a plane to Tokyo tomorrow. It's a hard knock life.

Did Blake look monstrous in person?  Was John Wall fun to watch?

Also, did you get to check out Fry's?

It was pretty insane. There is this palpable electricity in the building as soon as it looks like Blake might shake free for a dunk, or you see him raise his hand for a lob. My buddies weren't particularly into basketball at all before this, and even they just found themselves on their feet and yelling along with everyone else. And I mean BEFORE the dunk (or attempt). There is just this surge of excitement that sweeps everybody up along with him. It's wildly exciting. There were at least 4 moments where we all missed scores at the other end 'cause we were still buzzing over something he did. Wall was pretty crazy too. Seeing it live really gave me an appreciation for just how fast he can cover ground. His first step is ridiculous, and he has the lowest dribble i've seen on someone that long. Clutch too! I feel very lucky to have randomly hit on a 2OT thriller like this, not to mention Griffin's first career triple double.
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Didn't get to Fry's, but no big deal.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2011, 09:24:51 PM by Cormacaroni »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6572 on: March 27, 2011, 04:17:14 AM »
found myself in a wikipedia article

kind of a weird moment

luckily its not my real name

etiolate

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« Reply #6573 on: March 27, 2011, 04:46:09 AM »
"Remember that one time?? When I liked your status update?"

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #6574 on: March 27, 2011, 04:52:53 AM »
I think I'm falling for a 32yo and vice versa  :-\
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #6575 on: March 27, 2011, 05:13:18 AM »
Nah it's just that while I really like her, it just doesn't seem real or long term given how different our lives are.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #6576 on: March 27, 2011, 05:31:39 AM »
I didn't say anything about sex! This chick is awesome, I'm thinking about other things than sex  :-[
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6577 on: March 27, 2011, 05:39:42 AM »
gonna have to step my game up given the age. Applebees perhaps
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« Reply #6578 on: March 27, 2011, 05:52:26 AM »
tell her you're sporting a my little pony avatar on the internet

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6579 on: March 27, 2011, 09:51:37 AM »
Nah it's just that while I really like her, it just doesn't seem real or long term given how different our lives are.

Let me tell you, everyday I wake up hoping that I'll come across some good-looking older chick (that I'm not related to in any way) who's just ready to fuck. And here you are with the opportunity and you want to throw it away over some bullshit about it not being "real" or "long term". Fuck you. You're being such an asshole right now.

*If she's ugly (or white) tho, forget it.

Aren't you a virgin?
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« Reply #6580 on: March 27, 2011, 01:36:35 PM »
PD, you don't have a life anyway, so you may as well get subsumed into hers.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 01:55:03 PM by recursivelyenumerable »
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« Reply #6581 on: March 27, 2011, 02:41:21 PM »
Nah it's just that while I really like her, it just doesn't seem real or long term given how different our lives are.

Let me tell you, everyday I wake up hoping that I'll come across some good-looking older chick (that I'm not related to in any way) who's just ready to fuck. And here you are with the opportunity and you want to throw it away over some bullshit about it not being "real" or "long term". Fuck you. You're being such an asshole right now.

*If she's ugly (or white) tho, forget it.

Aren't you a virgin?
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6582 on: March 27, 2011, 03:15:05 PM »
after purging like 50-60 people from my facebook I'm getting messages about how people thought I was their friend.  :lol

I better find you on my friend list motherfucker!

Aight we still good my Arab brother.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6583 on: March 27, 2011, 07:04:25 PM »
cool page keep it up guys

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« Reply #6584 on: March 27, 2011, 09:59:23 PM »
who cares if she's 32 and who cares about long term

you're 23/24

experience is good
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« Reply #6585 on: March 27, 2011, 11:46:10 PM »
I think I'm done smoking weed for reals :'( Is this what it feels like to grow up? I don't like it

I hate when I write out an assignment and it's twenty pages of messy ink or lead, and when I type it up it's like two paragraphs and half a page.

You really might want to take some sort of autism test
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6586 on: March 28, 2011, 02:47:30 AM »
 fuck I got mad blazed over the weekend. My dad had a big bag of sticky chronical shit so I smoked up a storm. It was da bomb
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6587 on: March 28, 2011, 03:51:40 AM »
I'm convinced that old people everywhere got the funk, and are holding out.

Also, sceneman, I heard New Zealand was like Kentucky in terms of crazy outdoor. The one Kiwi I ever smoked with said the Gestapo-esque heli phenomenon that plagues this state didn't exist down there and thusly everybody was packin goddamn good homegrown. Then he pulled out the biggest ball of hash I ever saw and then I don't remember much after that.


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Polari

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6588 on: March 28, 2011, 07:47:03 AM »
I'm convinced that old people everywhere got the funk, and are holding out.

Also, sceneman, I heard New Zealand was like Kentucky in terms of crazy outdoor. The one Kiwi I ever smoked with said the Gestapo-esque heli phenomenon that plagues this state didn't exist down there and thusly everybody was packin goddamn good homegrown. Then he pulled out the biggest ball of hash I ever saw and then I don't remember much after that.


:bow Kiwis with open-sea-worthy boats :bow2

Ain't shit in terms of hash down here, at least as far as I've seen. Plenty of bush weed though, true.

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« Reply #6589 on: March 28, 2011, 11:14:31 AM »
They will be on the 1st of the month.
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« Reply #6590 on: March 28, 2011, 12:28:11 PM »
So why aren't Bone Thugs-N-Harmony big anymore?
Because I don't think Bizzy raps with them anymore.  IMO, his parts made most of their songs.  Not to mention, I don't think they have it anymore.  They were awesome at what they did, but mainstream rap isn't gangster rap anymore.

BlackMage

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« Reply #6591 on: March 28, 2011, 02:04:08 PM »
So why aren't Bone Thugs-N-Harmony big anymore?
Because I don't think Bizzy raps with them anymore.  IMO, his parts made most of their songs.  Not to mention, I don't think they have it anymore.  They were awesome at what they did, but mainstream rap isn't rap anymore.

fixed that shit.!
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« Reply #6592 on: March 28, 2011, 08:16:58 PM »
Two more days of work and then it's off to Euroland. :rock
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6593 on: March 28, 2011, 10:05:55 PM »
Probably because THA crossroads is one of the palest songs ever.

Akala

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« Reply #6594 on: March 28, 2011, 10:07:11 PM »
I meant to say lamest but I guess that works too.
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« Reply #6595 on: March 28, 2011, 10:26:27 PM »
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« Reply #6596 on: March 28, 2011, 10:27:44 PM »
I thought palest was some new slang.
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« Reply #6597 on: March 28, 2011, 10:29:22 PM »
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« Reply #6598 on: March 28, 2011, 11:00:22 PM »
I thought palest was some new slang.

Maybe it is now. That's how these things work.

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« Reply #6599 on: March 28, 2011, 11:16:58 PM »