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Huff

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15240 on: October 08, 2012, 01:02:26 PM »
threw in a lip for the first time in months. man i forgot the feeling of a good tobacco buzz
dur

Robo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15241 on: October 08, 2012, 01:20:40 PM »
Why would anyone want to be sober in this shitty world?

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T234

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15242 on: October 08, 2012, 01:24:42 PM »
Why would anyone want to be sober in this shitty world?

I agree. But Wrath seems to be one ripe for substance abuse.

Long as he's careful with the booze, and lays off the ME (dangerously powerful over there) opiates, he should be fine. Hash is not really harmful. You'll be KTFO long before hurting yourself.
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15243 on: October 08, 2012, 01:28:21 PM »
No, I'm disappointed. :(
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Lan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15244 on: October 08, 2012, 01:37:42 PM »
Wooooo its cold today

Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15245 on: October 08, 2012, 01:45:34 PM »
Haha, just be careful.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15246 on: October 08, 2012, 02:16:53 PM »
jin's pic in gaf's pic thread makes me want to acquire black spectacles. i've never worn glasses before, but i like the look.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15247 on: October 08, 2012, 03:27:24 PM »
I love how no matter what my sister does, it always falls on me. Fuck this.

Did you tell your parents you weren't the father?
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Robo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15248 on: October 08, 2012, 03:31:45 PM »
And get in trouble for lying, too?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15249 on: October 08, 2012, 03:40:26 PM »
:lol :lol

T234

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15250 on: October 08, 2012, 03:46:26 PM »
Decided fuck it so I'm buying snus online. Getting drunk in Bahrain next weekend, and going to find me a DTF chick somewhere. And I'll contact my hash hookup.

I can't go back to complete sobriety, its just too boring. Especially in saudi arabia where nothing happens.

I bet that's fun. Do you guys see hash from all over the Middle East or just domestic?

All over and shit is benign man!

I don't think that word describes it fully. Anything not reffered to as soap bar is strong, anything they (the MEers I've smoked with in real life. Mostly from countries I wish we would stop bombing and drone attacking) refer to as strong has me off my fucking face in about 3-4 hits, and I am NOT A LIGHTWEIGHT. And that shit comes in to them like brick pot does to me (Huge slabs and cheap as fuck).
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15251 on: October 08, 2012, 04:20:07 PM »
I love how no matter what my sister does, it always falls on me. Fuck this.

Damn. What happened?
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15252 on: October 08, 2012, 04:23:12 PM »
She got herpes.
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T234

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15253 on: October 08, 2012, 05:29:21 PM »
You may run into a man someday pretending to be an oil man to get into the country, but the only oil I purvey is that made from plant matter.  ;)
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Lan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15254 on: October 08, 2012, 05:43:49 PM »
She got herpes.

crap that sucks. How did it happen? did the guy lie about being clean?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15255 on: October 08, 2012, 06:55:11 PM »
Himu you are an ass.  Herpes isn't a thing to laugh at.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15256 on: October 08, 2012, 11:30:19 PM »
I'm very sorry dude.  :(  How long do you have before she tries to take over a plane?  At least knowing this you can make the best of the time you have left with her.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15257 on: October 08, 2012, 11:44:27 PM »
Is she trying to get you married?

Himu

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« Reply #15258 on: October 08, 2012, 11:49:31 PM »
i'm sorry green man :(
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15259 on: October 09, 2012, 02:06:38 AM »
Count is your mom a pawg?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15260 on: October 09, 2012, 10:09:32 AM »
Fuck everything.  10am is a great time to start drinking...
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15261 on: October 09, 2012, 11:32:13 AM »
I went to school an hour early.  WTF.

Spurgeon

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15262 on: October 09, 2012, 05:29:42 PM »
Got screwed by a recommended apostille service for FBI background checks. Now I'm out of ~150 dollars, 6 weeks of my time, and a background check. Going to have to start the entire process over now  ::)

In a somewhat related complaint, I find it maddening that the FBI check to buy a gun took me all of 2 minutes, while getting one for a work visa can take over 6 weeks.

bud

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15263 on: October 09, 2012, 06:43:37 PM »
I went to school an hour early.  WTF.

two years ago i went to my first class after the summer break...
... i was a week early.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15264 on: October 09, 2012, 11:16:33 PM »
I've put in 50 hours in the last two weeks into a single page paper.  Damn NSERC.   :punch

Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15265 on: October 10, 2012, 01:17:11 AM »
I've put in 50 hours in the last two weeks into a single page paper.  Damn NSERC.   :punch

Wikipedia says research council. Grant proposal? Research abstract?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15266 on: October 10, 2012, 01:23:33 AM »
research proposal for $17000 scholarship 

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« Reply #15267 on: October 10, 2012, 01:27:28 AM »
research proposal for $17000 scholarship

Damn. Good luck. What's your field?

Unrelated but Adult Swim has that American Dad episode on where the pirate cats in the hot air balloon crush their dog. meearrrg.
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Bebpo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15268 on: October 10, 2012, 02:44:15 AM »
I really like this quote from the book I just finished reading:

Quote
But aren't all great quests folly? El Dorado and the Fountain of Youth and the search for intelligent life in the cosmos-we know what's out there. It's what isn't that truly compels us. Technology may have shrunk the epic journey to a couple of short car rides and regional jet legs-four states and twelve hundred miles traversed in an afternoon-but true quests aren't measured in time or distance anyway, so much as in hope. There are only two good outcomes for a quest like this, the hope of the serendipitous savant-sail for Asia and stumble on America-and the hope of scarecrows and tin men: that you find out you had the thing you sought all along

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15269 on: October 10, 2012, 12:41:13 PM »
research proposal for $17000 scholarship

Damn. Good luck. What's your field?

Unrelated but Adult Swim has that American Dad episode on where the pirate cats in the hot air balloon crush their dog. meearrrg.

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« Reply #15270 on: October 10, 2012, 01:45:12 PM »
On of my profs had the craziest stories.  Him mother and father were communists in the 50's.  Him mom got involved in some industrial espionage thing and ended up wanted by the FBI.  She fled to the soviet union with his fathers best friend.  The FBI didn't know where she was, thinking she was either in Czechoslovakia or Croatia.  After seven years she was declared legally dead, and his dad remarried.     

His dad was a physics prof at MIT. He wanted to take a job in India but was denied a passport due to being a communist.  He sued the U.S. gov.  which I think resulted in this http://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/357/144/
Anyway every time his course got bumped up in the court system, it made the news and he would lose his job.  So he ended up going from an MIT prof. to a prof as some small community uni.   

So after 30 years he gets a letter from his moms new family, his step sister, who just found a letter that his mom had written to him but never sent.  So he finds out where she is.  The guy she ran off with had stolen a bunch of stuff from Bell labs and had set himself up as a huge name in soviet electronics.  He also had died of a heart attack.  Anyways his step mom developed Alzheimer's and after the collapse of the soviet union, his real mom comes back and ends up living with his dad while they take care of his step mom.  My prof also came to Canada to avoid the draft.  Crazy life.

MIMIC

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15271 on: October 10, 2012, 05:30:13 PM »
My brother failed a drug test and asked me if I would give him my pee.

I have no words.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15272 on: October 10, 2012, 05:33:43 PM »
It's easier than giving him a kidney. Do that shit, nucca!
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MIMIC

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15273 on: October 10, 2012, 05:55:48 PM »
I was banned before I could update GAF on "MIMIC: A Family Tale", but on a scale of severity, it got to DEFCON 2 (and I recorded it all for potential future usage). We haven't really "spoken" in 2 weeks so I couldn't be any less inclined to go out of my way to help him do something like that. There's a 99.9% chance he would get caught (I'm slowly realizing that he may, in fact, be an idiot) so perhaps I did him a favor.

But I wouldn't have done it anyway. I'm too much of a goodie-goodie :)

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« Reply #15274 on: October 10, 2012, 05:56:20 PM »
I don't see why you shouldn't.  My brother asks me for my pee all the time for no reason at all, and I always oblige.

[full disclosure: I don't have a brother.]


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15275 on: October 10, 2012, 09:23:42 PM »
It's amazing how fast the taste of Triscuits diminishes.  The first one is good.  By the fifth, I'm ready to throw the whole box in the trash.
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« Reply #15276 on: October 10, 2012, 09:39:17 PM »
It's amazing how fast the taste of Triscuits diminishes.  The first one is good.  By the fifth, I'm ready to throw the whole box in the trash.

The Fruit Stripes of snacks huh?

Atramental

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15277 on: October 10, 2012, 10:02:03 PM »
Are you putting stuff on them or are you just eating them plain?

Robo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15278 on: October 10, 2012, 10:10:43 PM »
Plain.  Or with olive oil and cracked pepper, but I don't think it matters much either way.  I'm far too lazy to make toppings; you must be mad to suggest as much!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15279 on: October 10, 2012, 10:18:15 PM »


I never tried this stuff before because frankly spray cheese doesn't sound very appetizing but it seems to be geared towards people who are too lazy to apply toppings on their crackers.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15280 on: October 10, 2012, 10:28:05 PM »
well it is called easy cheese for a reason
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15281 on: October 10, 2012, 10:29:09 PM »
actually on second thought it is probably one of the least easiest methods to acquire cheese and put it into your body that i know of.
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15282 on: October 10, 2012, 10:29:35 PM »
shredded cheese is my favorite method i would say.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15283 on: October 10, 2012, 10:47:56 PM »
spray cheese is amazing but that shit is like $4 a can. why not just buy a bag of shredded cheese for 2-3$?
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MIMIC

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15284 on: October 10, 2012, 11:13:38 PM »
God, you guys are about to make me do a CVS run.

I see/hear about food I don't have and simply MUST have it

Huff

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15285 on: October 10, 2012, 11:33:13 PM »
Cheese that comes out of a bottle can't be real cheese
dur

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« Reply #15286 on: October 10, 2012, 11:36:29 PM »
Those club crackers that come in those little packages with cheese and a stick are good with spray cheese. mmmm

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« Reply #15287 on: October 10, 2012, 11:44:55 PM »
I'm using the forum on an Android tablet and I don't see any ads. Are there any? How does demi pay to keep the site going?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15288 on: October 11, 2012, 01:51:17 AM »
I'm using the forum on an Android tablet and I don't see any ads. Are there any? How does demi pay to keep the site going?

:teehee

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« Reply #15289 on: October 11, 2012, 01:56:37 AM »
I'm using the forum on an Android tablet and I don't see any ads. Are there any? How does demi pay to keep the site going?

:teehee

lol what? Don't see too many ad-free forums. I'm running the stock android browser so it's not like I'm actively trying to avoid them.

T234

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15290 on: October 11, 2012, 02:02:14 AM »
They pretty much quit looking for weed around here period. 38 meth labs found in the past three weeks alone in this county (4,000 people). Needless to say, it has become a damn epidemic around here real quick.

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brawndolicious

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15291 on: October 11, 2012, 02:53:49 AM »
And I thought Justified exaggerated things.

Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15292 on: October 11, 2012, 09:39:40 AM »
They pretty much quit looking for weed around here period. 38 meth labs found in the past three weeks alone in this county (4,000 people). Needless to say, it has become a damn epidemic around here real quick.

Holy shit! That's terrible.
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Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15293 on: October 11, 2012, 10:50:04 AM »
Clicked over to money.cnn.com and uhhhhhhhh

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15294 on: October 11, 2012, 11:16:17 AM »
I'm using the forum on an Android tablet and I don't see any ads. Are there any? How does demi pay to keep the site going?

:teehee

lol what? Don't see too many ad-free forums. I'm running the stock android browser so it's not like I'm actively trying to avoid them.

Demi just has a sugar-daddy, that's all... I think.

Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15295 on: October 11, 2012, 12:51:49 PM »
Clicked over to money.cnn.com and uhhhhhhhh

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Uh oh, better fill up now.
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demi

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15296 on: October 11, 2012, 12:55:57 PM »
I'm using the forum on an Android tablet and I don't see any ads. Are there any? How does demi pay to keep the site going?

I try not to flaunt my wealth like certain other people...
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15297 on: October 11, 2012, 01:47:42 PM »
The only reason I sat though a hour and a half lecture was to get back a paper.  Get to the end and the prof forgot to mark papers which were emailed  to him.  :(

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« Reply #15298 on: October 11, 2012, 02:09:08 PM »
I'm using the forum on an Android tablet and I don't see any ads. Are there any? How does demi pay to keep the site going?

:teehee

lol what? Don't see too many ad-free forums. I'm running the stock android browser so it's not like I'm actively trying to avoid them.

Demi just has a sugar-daddy, that's all... I think.

Oh I see. That's cool. I have no idea how much it costs to run these things. Seems only fair that forum owners make a few bucks off ads given the amount of work they put into their sites.

Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #15299 on: October 12, 2012, 12:34:09 AM »
I got the cutest headphones today!!! :heart
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