So I've been thinking about how the biggest wanker in the UK wants to curb our access to porn, forcing us to sign up on some kind of pervert register --
While I'm in no doubt I would be working around the measures in about 2 seconds, I've been musing about whether it might actually be a good idea for some people, including me. Like, since being single again - every now and then, I will consume a vast quantity of the stuff.
I was thinking, I really love tits. I love being able to look at filth whenever I want. Its amazing and it seemingly has no end. I can see new filth every single day, probably every single minute if I wanted. Isn't that incredible? It's like that Louis CK clip, where he's talking to Conan about how everybody fucking whinges about airlines, but its AMAZING to fly in a
chair in the
sky. With a few taps of my fingers, I can request beautiful naked women, clothed, naked, or being fucked in almost any way I desire - and the internet provides. This news reminded me how much I totally take that for granted. So it goes without saying that this policy is definitely a vote loser for me (not that he ever had my vote) -- but, horrible precedents of control and censorship aside, maybe a default block wouldn't be so bad. What if every time I wanted to watch porn and bate, I lifted weights instead. And then I thought - has anyone ever actually proposed that as a workout regime for men? Because I think that would definitely work!
If these plans go ahead, I might make the most of it. One day I might look like this

tldr: david cameron made me think about how much I love the existence of internet porn so hard that I nearly cried
