Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4267150 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #29460 on:** August 24, 2016, 05:29:07 AM »

That was pretty funny yeah, I think he just got typecast and he just enjoys raking it in now.

Whats that new mob movie called he was in? I still want to see that one. But anything where he is being "quirky" gets an immediate pass from me now. I don't need to see that spiel again.

Fifstar · « **Reply #29461 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:02:54 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 24, 2016, 04:16:24 AM

Johny Depp is so weird in interviews leading me to believe he is not a great actor as he is just himself in movies

I believe the same can be said about a lot of actors. It's just more obvious with somebody as out there as johnny depp.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #29462 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:16:50 AM »

Probably true.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29463 on:** August 24, 2016, 10:04:11 AM »

I find the recent "controversy" around how Epipens have gone up in price by 800% in the last few years funny.

"The price went up you say?! Oh no! How could this happen here? In America no less! I am shocked that a life saving medicine would have a high price in a country with free market healthcare."

Kara · « **Reply #29464 on:** August 24, 2016, 05:50:41 PM »

It's not really funny for people who need it or else they might die, but I do feel a vindicatory glee when people continue to be incredulous at the perfidy of capital (as has been the case with this story).

America is good because it's great, right?

(I forget the specific phrasing of soon to be President Clinton's quasi-tautology.)

chronovore · « **Reply #29465 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:20:33 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 24, 2016, 10:04:11 AM

I find the recent "controversy" around how Epipens have gone up in price by 800% in the last few years funny.

"The price went up you say?! Oh no! How could this happen here? In America no less! I am shocked that a life saving medicine would have a high price in a country with free market healthcare."

The weird part is how there was a competitive product, and yet it fell on his face and it's no longer in production.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29466 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:33:26 PM »

Someone didn't spend enough on sales and marketing

bork · « **Reply #29467 on:** August 26, 2016, 07:52:37 AM »

Power went down in my building at work this morning. I was lucky enough to at least get into the parking deck before the gates stopped working, but then the elevators and access card locks all went down, leaving everybody stuck. Sat in the lobby for 45-50 minutes before one elevator started working (lol) and am now in the office. Most of the power is back on and network connections are back up, but all our internal stuff including phones and Email are down so I literally can't do anything but mess around on sites like this one.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29468 on:** August 26, 2016, 08:54:10 AM »

Quote from: bork pls on August 26, 2016, 07:52:37 AM

Power went down in my building at work this morning. I was lucky enough to at least get into the parking deck before the gates stopped working, but then the elevators and access card locks all went down, leaving everybody stuck. Sat in the lobby for 45-50 minutes before one elevator started working (lol) and am now in the office. Most of the power is back on and network connections are back up, but all our internal stuff including phones and Email are down so I literally can't do anything but mess around on sites like this one.

Had that happen a few days ago. Why is it that electrical engineers become my wife when the power goes out at our facility?

"What happened?"

"I can't see anything!"

"Somebody open a window I can't breathe"

Note the can't breathe guy was eating what appeared to be a 20" long sub at the time with a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew...fuck

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29469 on:** August 28, 2016, 09:43:49 PM »

Was waiting at the pharmacy and overheard this guy talking to a woman that was obviously in transition and she shouted to her friend, "Don't call me a transexual you taco!"

demi · « **Reply #29470 on:** August 29, 2016, 11:06:18 AM »

Has anyone seen this "MCChicken" video apparently making the rounds?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29471 on:** August 29, 2016, 11:20:50 AM »

No, but you have my intrigue

demi · « **Reply #29472 on:** August 29, 2016, 11:26:36 AM »

I guess its some dude fucking a McChicken

Mupepe · « **Reply #29473 on:** August 29, 2016, 11:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on August 29, 2016, 11:26:29 AM

So uhh... I bought some chocolate cookies and I didn't expect much from the flavor cuz they were cheap.

They taste more like fruit flavored cookies than chocolate cookies.

That's the snozberry flavor.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29474 on:** August 29, 2016, 01:24:31 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 24, 2016, 10:04:11 AM

I find the recent "controversy" around how Epipens have gone up in price by 800% in the last few years funny.

"The price went up you say?! Oh no! How could this happen here? In America no less! I am shocked that a life saving medicine would have a high price in a country with free market healthcare."

My dogs anxiety pills have doubled in price over 3 years. Guess I know what it's like to be an American now #americanexperience

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29475 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:29:18 PM »

Finally renewed my PMP credentials. It was sorta funny though. I spent all this time carefully tracking all my training and PMP activities to account and report to the PMI and when I did they were like "Yeah yeah yeah. Did you pay the fee?" Once I paid the fee they were like "Congratulations! You've renewed your PMP credentials!"

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29476 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:30:26 PM »

I regret wasting all that time studying for and getting my PMP. Probably the most useless credential I have and I have some pretty useless credentials

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29477 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:36:11 PM »

We use it in my company all the time honestly. Do I use what I learned? No, I already knew how to run a project, all the PMP does is it says you know what the PMI calls those activities. But all the time we drop the PMP letters to get us in the door or shut out competition. "Yeah, but do they have a PMP? We do."
But I have to agree, if I wasn't consulting, there'd be little to no point.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29478 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:45:06 PM »

I'm not a contractor or a consultant. When getting it I thought "Wow!" and then five minutes later I was kicking myself for spending all that time studying for it, all the credential maintenance I was going to need to do, etc.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29479 on:** August 29, 2016, 11:17:40 PM »

Not to mention the fees. If my company didn't pay for it I'd just let my membership lapse. But of course they pay since they make moolah off of it. But for myself? eh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29480 on:** August 30, 2016, 12:32:11 PM »

Saw a dude filing his nails at work and it reminded me that I don't remember the last time I did that shit. I've been biting my nails since I was little.

I suppose that makes me a dirtperson but I can't be the only one

Mupepe · « **Reply #29481 on:** August 30, 2016, 12:50:59 PM »

Nah. Because once you get good you can make your nails pretty damn even with your teeth. It's a time saver and you have projectiles for people that annoy you.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29482 on:** August 30, 2016, 01:25:12 PM »

same. My nails looks great, no one has to know it's because I meticulously bite them

Rufus · « **Reply #29483 on:** August 30, 2016, 04:37:32 PM »

I used to as a kid. Then I realized that I was often tasting the dirt under my fingernails. And there is dirt, even if you don't see it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29484 on:** August 30, 2016, 05:23:41 PM »

biting nails

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29485 on:** August 30, 2016, 05:41:40 PM »

FUCK got bad experiment results. Wanted to go to a conference in New Orleans

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29486 on:** August 30, 2016, 06:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on August 30, 2016, 04:37:32 PM

I used to as a kid. Then I realized that I was often tasting the dirt under my fingernails. And there is dirt, even if you don't see it.

Clearly the only time to bite your nails is after a shower

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #29487 on:** August 30, 2016, 06:26:13 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on August 30, 2016, 05:23:41 PM

biting nails

even nails

Rufus · « **Reply #29488 on:** August 30, 2016, 07:26:40 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2016, 06:15:39 PM

Quote from: Rufus on August 30, 2016, 04:37:32 PM
I used to as a kid. Then I realized that I was often tasting the dirt under my fingernails. And there is dirt, even if you don't see it.

Clearly the only time to bite your nails is after a shower

It would be, since they're clean and softer, but you really want me to believe you only do it then?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29489 on:** August 30, 2016, 07:35:05 PM »

bought a bottle of this and some imperial stouts to cry into

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29490 on:** August 30, 2016, 08:34:19 PM »

OMG this shit is excellent

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29491 on:** August 30, 2016, 08:49:42 PM »

I would really like to drink scotch wth you

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29492 on:** August 30, 2016, 08:51:09 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on August 30, 2016, 07:26:40 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 30, 2016, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: Rufus on August 30, 2016, 04:37:32 PM
I used to as a kid. Then I realized that I was often tasting the dirt under my fingernails. And there is dirt, even if you don't see it.

Clearly the only time to bite your nails is after a shower
It would be, since they're clean and softer, but you really want me to believe you only do it then?

Well, yeah. I don't do it when it's not necessary, and my wife's germophobia has made its way deep into my mind.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29493 on:** August 30, 2016, 10:45:36 PM »

New tinder line. 'Rich, dark and complex...is the slogan of a beer I once drank'. You steal it I cut you.

eleuin · « **Reply #29494 on:** August 30, 2016, 11:30:50 PM »

sounds like the whitest thing a guy could put there

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29495 on:** August 30, 2016, 11:36:27 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 30, 2016, 10:45:36 PM

New tinder line. 'Rich, dark and complex...is the slogan of a beer I once drank'. You steal it I cut you.

Oh, you don't have to worry about that

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29496 on:** August 30, 2016, 11:38:32 PM »

Not the whitest. I'll delete the next line about my Norwegian blood heritage. Thanks for the advice.

bork · « **Reply #29497 on:** August 31, 2016, 02:42:59 PM »

Was running a virus scan for someone at work. He makes some idle chit-chat and asked what I'd get for a new home PC, telling me that someone else in the IT department recommended an iMac for him, but it's $2700 at Best Buy and he doesn't want to spend that kind of money. Also his kids like to play games and they have an ASUS gaming PC. I recommend some gaming desktops I found, all in the $900-$1800 range. He says those are too expensive and will probably get the iMac instead. And then he says he doesn't care about games.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29498 on:** August 31, 2016, 02:51:55 PM »

Quote from: bork pls on August 31, 2016, 02:42:59 PM

Was running a virus scan for someone at work. He makes some idle chit-chat and asked what I'd get for a new home PC, telling me that someone else in the IT department recommended an iMac for him, but it's $2700 at Best Buy and he doesn't want to spend that kind of money. Also his kids like to play games and they have an ASUS gaming PC. I recommend some gaming desktops I found, all in the $900-$1800 range. He says those are too expensive and will probably get the iMac instead. And then he says he doesn't care about games.

Here's a little hint for team bore. Never ever ask IT what computer you should purchase as they either

1) Will reference some fucking powerhouse you absolutely don't need.

2) Are 99% Windows bigots. (Which makes your situation strange)

3) They like talking about their job as much as you do, stop bothering them, there is a firewall down somewhere they are trying to fix.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29499 on:** August 31, 2016, 03:04:44 PM »

Speaking of IT, out dutiful networking director managed to knock out our VOIP for, oh, 4 hours. Good job.

Protip: Don't ever let consultants run your IT or let contractors in your Datacenter unattended.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29500 on:** August 31, 2016, 03:23:07 PM »

Pro tip for IT-Bore: If a coworker or family member asks about new computer equipment, tell them to fuck off because there is a firewall down somewhere. Otherwise, you will have to support their purchase whenever they have a problem.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29501 on:** August 31, 2016, 03:39:28 PM »

Most people choose their car and electronics based on what looks the best and is at the very top of their price range. And then they put a case on it or whine about how it doesn't run their programs or always has to go to the shop. And if you're a woman or minority they'll aggressively try to sell you their own bullshit overpriced insurance plan on it.

That's why I always start off by saying "oh yeah that one that you're thinking of looks really good!" and they quickly turn the subject to technical specs and I say that the factors that I look for in your usage case are yadda yadda yadda and I'd only buy it after researching the best deal on dealsea, Edmunds, etc.

Having a Costco membership makes this all significantly easier.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29502 on:** August 31, 2016, 06:02:32 PM »

My wife sent me a video captioned "WTF the washer is off but it's making a crazy noise!!" There was a loud, electric buzzing -- even more noticeable when she opened the storage drawer under it.

Turns out a vibrator stored in the drawer had spontaneously turned on

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29503 on:** August 31, 2016, 06:49:32 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 31, 2016, 06:02:32 PM

My wife sent me a video captioned "WTF the washer is off but it's making a crazy noise!!" There was a loud, electric buzzing -- even more noticeable when she opened the storage drawer under it.

Turns out a vibrator stored in the drawer had spontaneously turned on

White people store vibrators in the washroom?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29504 on:** August 31, 2016, 07:10:06 PM »

My washer/dryer combo is in a closet right off my bedroom

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29505 on:** August 31, 2016, 07:13:34 PM »

To be fair, as white people we can't store them in our Cadillacs or in our Hoes like the more pimpin' races.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29506 on:** August 31, 2016, 07:51:15 PM »

My wife hangs hers on the living room wall like big ol pork sword

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29507 on:** August 31, 2016, 07:56:12 PM »

Texans are the weirdest race of all.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29508 on:** August 31, 2016, 11:23:41 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on August 31, 2016, 03:04:44 PM

Speaking of IT, out dutiful networking director managed to knock out our VOIP for, oh, 4 hours. Good job.

Protip: Don't ever let consultants run your IT or let contractors in your Datacenter unattended.

Uhh..the whole reason you have consultants is that you can fire them outright. He's fired right?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29509 on:** August 31, 2016, 11:25:06 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 31, 2016, 06:02:32 PM

My wife sent me a video captioned "WTF the washer is off but it's making a crazy noise!!" There was a loud, electric buzzing -- even more noticeable when she opened the storage drawer under it.

Turns out a vibrator stored in the drawer had spontaneously turned on

Oh dear, my wife has a hitatchi. If that thing every accidentally turned on there's gonna be a ton of trouble. That thing will vibrate the nails out of a wall.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29510 on:** September 01, 2016, 01:05:38 PM »

So I head out for lunch and the main floor of the compsci building is full of beautiful women. It was strange. Also there was a midget women. Kind of ruined the scene.

chronovore · « **Reply #29511 on:** September 01, 2016, 06:14:40 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on August 31, 2016, 03:04:44 PM

Speaking of IT, out dutiful networking director managed to knock out our VOIP for, oh, 4 hours. Good job.

Protip: Don't ever let consultants run your IT or let contractors in your Datacenter unattended.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29512 on:** September 04, 2016, 09:28:25 AM »

Had a dream last night that someone hit my motorcycle at a gas station. I somehow got it home and up on a jack to assess the damage. Parts were falling off left and right and i was pissed. AIA shows up and says "let me help" and turns it upside down causing more parts to break. I got pissed and told him to get the fuck out of my house. But then I felt bad because he was just trying to help.

Or was he?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #29513 on:** September 08, 2016, 09:06:04 PM »

Awkwardly ran into a really good customer last night with a girl who was definitely not his wife

chronovore · « **Reply #29514 on:** September 08, 2016, 11:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on September 08, 2016, 09:06:04 PM

Awkwardly ran into a really good customer last night with a girl who was definitely not his wife

Did you high five him?

I had a similar experience with my dentist. Awwwwwwkwarrrrrd.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29515 on:** September 08, 2016, 11:17:25 PM »

The one time a dentist wants you to keep your mouth closed.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29516 on:** September 08, 2016, 11:40:32 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 08, 2016, 11:08:45 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on September 08, 2016, 09:06:04 PM
Awkwardly ran into a really good customer last night with a girl who was definitely not his wife

Did you high five him?

I had a similar experience with my dentist. Awwwwwwkwarrrrrd.

Oh that's nothing. I once saw one of my employees having drinks with this amazingly hot chick who was 1) Not his wife and 2) most likely an escort. A normal employer would've been like "leave it alone" but not me. I went and was like "Hey! Jerry! How's it going?!" and sat myself down at the table. I had met his wife so he knew that I knew she wasn't his wife. I forced him to introduce me and then I was like "I'm hungry" (it was 11pm probably why he didn't think he'd see me) "Let's get some food." They tried to excuse themselves but I was like "No no no! I INSIST!" I proceed to buy deserts after desert (that's all they were serving) and keep them there until 1am before I was like "OK, I'm going to head up to my room." it had just gotten too awkward by that point. That guy didn't talk to me for a few weeks after that. Pretty damn sure I cost him a few hundred if she was an escort. I paid well over a hundred in just deserts. Worth every penny. Oh and after that the guy started staying in a different hotel. Good that he learned his lesson.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29517 on:** September 09, 2016, 07:40:16 AM »

I would have invited you back to the room with us.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #29518 on:** September 09, 2016, 08:24:42 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 08, 2016, 11:40:32 PM

Quote from: chronovore on September 08, 2016, 11:08:45 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on September 08, 2016, 09:06:04 PM
Awkwardly ran into a really good customer last night with a girl who was definitely not his wife

Did you high five him?

I had a similar experience with my dentist. Awwwwwwkwarrrrrd.
Oh that's nothing. I once saw one of my employees having drinks with this amazingly hot chick who was 1) Not his wife and 2) most likely an escort. A normal employer would've been like "leave it alone" but not me. I went and was like "Hey! Jerry! How's it going?!" and sat myself down at the table. I had met his wife so he knew that I knew she wasn't his wife. I forced him to introduce me and then I was like "I'm hungry" (it was 11pm probably why he didn't think he'd see me) "Let's get some food." They tried to excuse themselves but I was like "No no no! I INSIST!" I proceed to buy deserts after desert (that's all they were serving) and keep them there until 1am before I was like "OK, I'm going to head up to my room." it had just gotten too awkward by that point. That guy didn't talk to me for a few weeks after that. Pretty damn sure I cost him a few hundred if she was an escort. I paid well over a hundred in just deserts. Worth every penny. Oh and after that the guy started staying in a different hotel. Good that he learned his lesson.

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29519 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:10:35 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 09, 2016, 07:40:16 AM

I would have invited you back to the room with us.

That's all I ever really wanted

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4267150 times)