The words "Screech, Cheech, and Chachi" have been racing through my head all night. I'm not sure what to do with them. Is it a story? A fanfic? A goal? A new party game? The next rainbow party?
I -did- watch Zapped Again on YT last night, so Chachi was kind of on my mind, indirectly, in a direct-to-video sequel kind of way.
Zapped Again, fyi, was my pick for worst movie ever for some time. Probably until I was 25 or so.
But yeah, if people really had zapped powers in real life it would be so awesome. If a girl turns you down you could just psychically rip off her pants and ruin her life in public and nobody would even begin to suspect you. I'd get bored waiting at train stations and idly push people onto the tracks while sitting like 20 feet away from them. There's really no reason not to do it if you can't get caught. Don't tell me you haven't seen scumbag children or teenagers that deserve stealthy psychic punishment. The next time some woman pushes in front of the line of the bus just because she's a woman, she's just going to have her skull ripped out through her milk ducts. That skeleton would look nicer on my desk than that infant. I'd explode every carbonated can in a Costco to see the foamy mushroom cloud spewing gore and body parts. Oh, and I won't even mention the shoplifting and petty crime. To be honest, I'd be shoplifting today if I didn't have too much to lose. It's just really fun and depraved in a small way.
So, in the end, Zapped Again wasn't as good as the first one because the first one has Scott Baio. It's also really, really unfunny and has the worst jokes and gags that I've ever seen in an 80s high school comedy. The star, Todd Eric Andrews, is a loser not only because he has 3 first names plus an s, but also because he has a voice so annoying that I remembered it pitch perfect from a single viewing back in the early 90s. Ugh, so terrible. This is borderline unwatchable, friends. But still, it has semi-frequent boobs (I originally saw it on USA Up All Nite, yes), and the boobs are usually shown in the context of a woman's clothes being ripped off against their will, so it's kind of a Revenge of the Nerds situation in regards to good taste--a plus in my book. Alright, conclusion: Zapped Again! is a shitty sequel to a shitty movie that starred a shitty guy that looked real pretty in short-shorts, but the presence of naked, non-consensual breasts makes this a can't miss YT flick. And a YT flick it is... this turd ain't even streaming on Amazon. Do they even allow movies with boobs on Amazon? Not sure I've se nevermind. But whatevs YouTube is apparently tiddy central now.
