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Great Rumbler

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« Reply #5880 on: August 07, 2011, 11:56:25 PM »
On a scale of Normal to GAF how embarassing do you think the Persona 4 anime will be.

On a scale of Normal to GAF, it'll probably be a Shia Loves Mommy.
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« Reply #5881 on: August 08, 2011, 12:15:46 AM »
It involves schoolgirls and demons.
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« Reply #5882 on: August 08, 2011, 12:16:35 AM »
Gundam is mostly perv free. Mostly.

[youtube=560,345]Xapm35eW3c8[/youtube]

That's not even close to being worth mentioning.

But G-Gundam is best Gundam. :bow

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« Reply #5884 on: August 08, 2011, 05:18:07 AM »
You're special fistful. But after that 22 year old 'Hello Kitty' thread I get the feeling some guys want a 14 year old that looks 18 but still acts as if they are 14.

Of course they want that. They are grown up manbabies and they feel a real women would walk all over them so they need this fantasy of cute but ultimately dumb and naive waifu to live.

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« Reply #5885 on: August 08, 2011, 08:02:51 AM »
That Victoria Justice thread is 125 pages long. For one season. Yeah...

Victorious isn't even the best Nickelodeon show

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they're so dreamy :heart

Or how about TRUE JUSTICE VP. It has Greg Proops



Victorious is garbage :yuck
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« Reply #5887 on: August 08, 2011, 10:37:21 AM »
someone changed his name to "Bishman"
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« Reply #5888 on: August 08, 2011, 11:01:46 AM »
Victorious is in its SECOND season actually. 

Justice, Gomez and Grande are all hot.  :drool

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« Reply #5889 on: August 08, 2011, 04:14:14 PM »
Gomez is so not.  Dat forehead.
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« Reply #5890 on: August 08, 2011, 04:16:09 PM »
Face of a 12 year old.
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« Reply #5891 on: August 08, 2011, 05:20:37 PM »
Usually I'd agree and say Selena looks to young, but lately she's shown all sorts of sexy with regards to her body.
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« Reply #5892 on: August 08, 2011, 05:27:35 PM »
Nothing wrong with her body it's just her face looks jailbait. Same with Miranda Kerr.
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« Reply #5893 on: August 08, 2011, 05:30:55 PM »
Nothing wrong with her body it's just her face looks jailbait. Same with Miranda Kerr.

Agreed. On the other hand, Victoria Justice looks like an actual woman, not a girl. I ain't mad at her  :-[
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« Reply #5894 on: August 08, 2011, 05:40:56 PM »
Demi Lovato is the only Disney chick worth a second look.
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« Reply #5895 on: August 08, 2011, 05:42:56 PM »
oh please, fistful, you wouldn't even want to be in the same room with her once you learned of her habits.  she's a cokehead with an eating disorder

Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice, and Elizabeth Gillies.  YES
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« Reply #5896 on: August 08, 2011, 05:46:51 PM »
She's broken and I want to fix her.
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« Reply #5897 on: August 08, 2011, 05:56:26 PM »
I heard she worked at Taco Bell.
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« Reply #5898 on: August 08, 2011, 06:15:21 PM »
thats racist
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« Reply #5899 on: August 08, 2011, 07:16:57 PM »
Elizabeth Gillies looks like an unattractive boy
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« Reply #5900 on: August 08, 2011, 07:40:48 PM »
In returning to the pervy-ness of anime:

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I hate to make platitudes like "everything I dislike about anime lately," or "this show had nothing for me," because A Dark Rabbit Has Seven Lives did have one thing in it that interested me; an offhand reference to Alexander Crowley. I think I've only heard his name before in D. Gray Man, but Rabbit had me reading his Wikipedia page. Crowley sounds like a hilarious turn-of-the-century troll and I definitely want to learn more about him.

Instead I wasted my time watching A Dark Rabbit Has Seven Lives. It's such a hardcore database show that I can't imagine what it would be like if this was your first anime series. It is nigh on incomprehensible unless you're sitting at your computer with your otaku checklist open in another window, and that checklist reads:

  • Striped panties
  • Crying girl(s)
  • Childhood friend(s)
  • School Swimsuits
  • Tentacles
  • Gradient hair colors
  • Master/servant relationships

I might like striped panties, but not on the crotch of a demon girl with not-quite-cat-ears shaking her butt at the camera and begging her student council president slave-master to kiss her and break her magic seal so she can fight. I might enjoy this new trend in anime characters with gradient hair colors, but not on magic girlfriends who transfer into their betrothed's class, because I am totally sick of magical transfer students.

Rabbit has school swimsuit camel toe in episode three, and all I could think was, "how restrained of them to hold back until episode three with this, and wait until episode four to bust out the rape tentacles!" And at the same time, "well, at least she's in high school." (I wonder if my mother is reading the column this week…)

As of episode four, it's still difficult to explain the plot. (I've heard certain fans say 'if you want a story, read a book!') Taito has a sad vampire-like childhood girlfriend, and sometimes they fight demons from another dimension. I do like the demon design in this show. I do not understand the magic system, beyond the fact that Taito gets six lives every fifteen minutes, like some kind of videogame character.

I'm done with this show. I'm not going to hang around in hopes of more Alexander Crowley.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/shelf-life/2011-08-08

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, MAGUS.
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« Reply #5901 on: August 08, 2011, 07:41:55 PM »
ahahahahahaha
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« Reply #5902 on: August 08, 2011, 07:56:12 PM »
Why doesn't that article point out that it's also RORIIIIIIIIII?  Just looking at the picture in the article is enough to keep me away.
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« Reply #5903 on: August 08, 2011, 08:30:16 PM »
Remember in the 80s in action movies you had extraordinary soldiers juiced on steroids killing the enemy with knives and the biggest guns who didn't give a shit what anybody thought. I miss those movies. Now it's fucking superheroes  everywhere.
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« Reply #5904 on: August 08, 2011, 08:57:47 PM »
Remember in the 80s in action movies you had extraordinary soldiers juiced on steroids killing the enemy with knives and the biggest guns who didn't give a shit what anybody thought. I miss those movies. Now it's fucking superheroes  everywhere.

also most of those movies had little to no sex. Those were the days
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« Reply #5905 on: August 08, 2011, 08:59:36 PM »
Superhero movies have no sex either.
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« Reply #5906 on: August 08, 2011, 11:32:07 PM »
I watched Fast 5 but not all of it. It reminded me of 80s action movies as they have been reborn in Adult Swim cartoon shenanigans. The film did not make me long for the days of the 80s.
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« Reply #5907 on: August 09, 2011, 01:28:44 AM »
Ranma is not ABOUT boobies OR pedophilia. Neither is Tenchi. Or Ah My Goddess. These were stories that had global appeal because they were funny and awesome. To say anime has always been this way is false. Harem anime didn't REALLY take off until the success of Love Hina. After that, anime got crazier and crazier and more niche.

To say there ISN'T a dearth of more mature anime television on air today is also false.

Stuff like what's on the air today, back in the day would have been some weird ass one shot or some ova no one cares about. It was hardly standard and that's because anime studios tried to appeal to multiple demographics, they didn't try to fit everyone into one hole or appeal solely to the otaku demographic.

Yeah Ranma is awesome, but to be fair the fact I as a 9 year old I could see boobies in the middle of the afternoon was what drove me towards that show :drool
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« Reply #5908 on: August 09, 2011, 03:24:31 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439515

I cant tell who's trolling and who really thinks $100 recreations of panty-shot video game animu characters are an okay thing to own as a grown up.
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« Reply #5910 on: August 09, 2011, 09:00:49 AM »
This is the only model I own. I paid a tenner for it at a closing down sale years ago. I think it's worth upward $80 now.



Never seen the movie.

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« Reply #5911 on: August 09, 2011, 12:06:41 PM »
I have a solid snake papercraft on my work desk :bow2
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« Reply #5912 on: August 09, 2011, 12:08:16 PM »
I own these...




I own some other stuff like a master chief bobblehead, Wall-E and Eve and Buzz Lightyear toy, but they're not really figurines.

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« Reply #5913 on: August 09, 2011, 12:53:30 PM »
I have a bunch of embarrassingly-nerdly-perverse figures.  But none on my desk!  I got a little Nendoroid though.
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« Reply #5914 on: August 09, 2011, 01:08:05 PM »
the wife has a much much larger collection of figures and stuff that i'll ever have.
:wag

if she has that many toys then you're doing something wrong.  Perhaps a pump?

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j/k  i know you're packing, big boy
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« Reply #5915 on: August 09, 2011, 01:49:16 PM »
Can someone go into this thread and ask the mods to ban the people laughing at this??  I got banned for laughing for laughing about Justin Beiber getting shoved.  Dude actuallys gets his ass kicked and hit by a cab and people can post "lol he'll be fine"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=440223

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« Reply #5916 on: August 09, 2011, 02:13:25 PM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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« Reply #5917 on: August 09, 2011, 02:15:38 PM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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Fernando was a cool nintenbro, pouring one out for a homie.  :'(

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« Reply #5918 on: August 09, 2011, 02:26:16 PM »
nuh uh
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« Reply #5919 on: August 09, 2011, 02:46:31 PM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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Fernando was a cool nintenbro, pouring one out for a homie.  :'(

He may have been a nintenbro, whatever that is, but he is definitely not cool.
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« Reply #5920 on: August 09, 2011, 03:00:13 PM »
Lets not speak ill of those who are taken from us. he seemed very genuine.

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« Reply #5921 on: August 09, 2011, 03:05:34 PM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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Who?   ???
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« Reply #5922 on: August 09, 2011, 03:21:38 PM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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Fernando was a cool nintenbro, pouring one out for a homie.  :'(

Lets not speak ill of those who are taken from us. he seemed very genuine.

Hell no, he was yet another annoying Nintendo fanboy with a persecution complex.

It's his loose grips of English and great fear of being banned, evidenced by his numerous apologies and backpedaling following his half assed-trolls, that gave people false positive impressions.

Plus... that blood donation thread lol.
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« Reply #5923 on: August 09, 2011, 04:02:24 PM »
Was he the guy that sold plasma to buy videogames?
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« Reply #5924 on: August 09, 2011, 04:08:01 PM »
Was he the guy that sold plasma to buy videogames?

i just laughed out loud  :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #5925 on: August 09, 2011, 04:27:31 PM »
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« Reply #5926 on: August 09, 2011, 04:57:33 PM »
And I though it was a blood donation thread, smh.
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« Reply #5927 on: August 09, 2011, 09:41:01 PM »
invite him here :teehee
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« Reply #5928 on: August 10, 2011, 12:22:57 AM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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Fernando was a cool nintenbro, pouring one out for a homie.  :'(

Didnt someone once get banned from gaf for posting this

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« Reply #5929 on: August 10, 2011, 01:27:33 AM »
yes
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« Reply #5930 on: August 10, 2011, 01:39:23 AM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

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Fernando was a cool nintenbro, pouring one out for a homie.  :'(

Didnt someone once get banned from gaf for posting this

Posting what?

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« Reply #5931 on: August 10, 2011, 02:29:28 AM »
hahaha fernando rocker is banned. :rofl

Justice

Fernando was a cool nintenbro, pouring one out for a homie.  :'(

Didnt someone once get banned from gaf for posting this

Posting what?

"Pouring one out for a homie". That was Laramie and Dragona interpreted the post as racist and permabanned the dude for it at the time. I don't think any good reason was ever given for why exactly she thought it was offensive and it was sort of a running joke for a while. I think Laramie might've been let back in later on. Apparently he got a name change to Umino at some point.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7449072&postcount=23

Also if the link in there is right it looks like the offending post has been since completely nuked from the forum.
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« Reply #5932 on: August 10, 2011, 03:20:30 AM »
That's pretty dumb...

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« Reply #5933 on: August 10, 2011, 04:01:39 AM »
That's pretty dumb...
This is pretty much never the wrong reaction to GAF. 8)
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« Reply #5934 on: August 10, 2011, 10:44:23 AM »
Fernando was an embarrassment for the latino community.
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« Reply #5935 on: August 10, 2011, 10:46:35 AM »
I"m sure he's a nice guy IRL, but his internet persona was indistinguishable from an 8 year old.
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« Reply #5936 on: August 10, 2011, 10:50:15 AM »
He wasn't bad on the OT side.  Liked Selena Gomez and tacos.  Dude's alright with me.

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« Reply #5937 on: August 10, 2011, 11:42:46 AM »
Bring Fernando here. He sounds like an unpoor.

He's rolling in all thems plasma bucks.
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« Reply #5938 on: August 10, 2011, 02:54:12 PM »
the notion that 'porn' is a singular thing makes the whole thing dumb. just like whenever gaf discusses 'prostitution' it's this massive blob of abuse that runs rampant on every individual that steps into it.

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« Reply #5939 on: August 10, 2011, 03:07:32 PM »
Green Man is truly wise for his age.

Wait I should say something smarter. Okay this is it. Pornography is a form of public normalization of prostitution by making it socially acceptable within the liberal capitalist framework. It is inherently a predatory business that we all are complicit in.  But it has to be legalised.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29989445&postcount=510
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