Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6043346 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6300 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:21:29 AM »

Yeah, I just thought "it's one of those threads" but the bank account picture is awesome.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6301 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:57:16 AM »

Someone give me a summary. I'm not gonna read that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6302 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:33:25 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 19, 2011, 07:57:16 AM

Someone give me a summary. I'm not gonna read that.

-Guy falls for the "We'll drop a bunch of money in your bank account, then you send it back to us as a money order but get to keep 5%" scam
-Everyone told him he was an idiot
-Twist: $2,400 showed up in his bank account before he could get it closed

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6303 on:** August 19, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »

Sounds like a very lucky guy. I could use me some $2,400.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6304 on:** August 19, 2011, 09:25:08 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 19, 2011, 01:43:48 AM

I'm not even that dumb

Powerslave is though.

demi · « **Reply #6305 on:** August 19, 2011, 11:15:21 AM »

I banned that jobless loser.

brob · « **Reply #6306 on:** August 19, 2011, 11:30:01 AM »

You can get banned on the bore? what is this I don't even

Mupepe · « **Reply #6307 on:** August 19, 2011, 11:33:19 AM »

You only get banned if you refuse to send the 1 year anniversary cock pics to the icons and admins.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6308 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:44:21 PM »

One month ago, my dad almost fell for the Nokia@hotmail.com "You won 1,3000,0000 GBP" scam. He called me to verify it, but it was more of a thinly veiled breaking of good new since I was able to sense the excitement in his tone. I remember using some very harsh words in my state of disbelief, some that I really regret. He was so offended he refused to talk to me for almost 2 weeks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6309 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 19, 2011, 01:44:21 PM

One month ago, my dad almost fell for the Nokia@hotmail.com "You won 1,3000,0000 GBP" scam. He called me to verify it, but it was more of a thinly veiled breaking of good new since I sensed great excitement in his tone. I remember using some very harsh words in my state of disbelief, some that I really regret. He was so offended he refused to talk to me for almost 2 weeks.

I hate when that happens. Sometimes I'm in such disbelief that someone could do/believe something so stupid in regards to technology that I end up being too mean. I remember when I was younger I once made my mom cry when I was trying to explain full screen vs widescreen and she wouldn't understand and I got frustrated. I felt soooo bad. I still feel really bad when I think about it today.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6310 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:04:23 PM »

It was also shocking and infuriating to see first hand one of the types of people they're targeting with these scams, and in this case it was my poor 70 year old technologically illiterate dad. I remember some of the things I told him was to stop using the internet altogether if he's going to fall for these things, that I'm really worried he's becoming a risk to the financial wellbeing of the family, and to "next time, look at the freaking address, why would Nokia register its official email at hotmail?" an advice he's not able to process it to this very day.

I still feel terrible :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #6311 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:12:05 PM »

Wow that is harsh

Still not as bad as what I said (but I was only like 13!). My mom asked if she could take a movie back. She had gotten widescreen when she wanted fullscreen. I was frustrated by this point. She had already opened the movie and I had this conversation with her ever since she first got a dvd player. So I told her "They might. Or they might just look at your like you're stupid because it says "Widescreen" right on the box." She started to cry and left. Man.

:'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #6312 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:16:22 PM »

By the way, someone going into this thread and respond this post http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30242138&postcount=19 and post this link please http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/08/nj_man_with_child_porn_images.html

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6313 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:22:59 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 19, 2011, 02:12:05 PM

Wow that is harsh

Still not as bad as what I said (but I was only like 13!). My mom asked if she could take a movie back. She had gotten widescreen when she wanted fullscreen. I was frustrated by this point. She had already opened the movie and I had this conversation with her ever since she first got a dvd player. So I told her "They might. Or they might just look at your like you're stupid because it says "Widescreen" right on the box." She started to cry and left. Man. :'(

:'(

I'm gonna call my parents tonight.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6314 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:27:56 PM »

I thought of calling my mom and apologizing for it because I don't know if I ever did. But if she doesn't remember that might be awkward, or it might just be better to leave it in the past. I already told her I love her today. Is that enough?

demi · « **Reply #6315 on:** August 19, 2011, 03:10:11 PM »

She clearly forgot about that whole incident and doesn't care. Why do you? Dwelling on the past lol

Mupepe · « **Reply #6316 on:** August 19, 2011, 03:17:31 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 19, 2011, 03:10:11 PM

She clearly forgot about that whole incident and doesn't care. Why do you? Dwelling on the past lol

It's not our fault you don't care for anyone, demi!

Anyways, this dude is a fag
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30233499&postcount=401

magus · « **Reply #6317 on:** August 19, 2011, 03:26:16 PM »

what demi meant is that...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6318 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:51:24 PM »

Remember maxrpg? The guy who spammed photos of his buxom girlfriend(?) with a questionable face in the GF thread, same guy with the nintendo logo pj's. Well he has a new project...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441693

Observe:

[youtube=560,345]sAqAXEMhhXc[/youtube]

Thoughts?

brob · « **Reply #6319 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:57:52 PM »

0:52. that's how far I got.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6320 on:** August 19, 2011, 05:59:29 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 19, 2011, 05:57:52 PM

0:52. that's how far I got.

It's one of those things I have to take in 10 seconds at a time. It's too much.

Broseidon · « **Reply #6321 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:00:51 PM »

He has a girlfriend?

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Where are these pics?

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Himu · « **Reply #6322 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:03:20 PM »

Quote from: The Business on August 19, 2011, 03:34:13 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 19, 2011, 02:12:05 PM
Wow that is harsh

Still not as bad as what I said (but I was only like 13!). My mom asked if she could take a movie back. She had gotten widescreen when she wanted fullscreen. I was frustrated by this point. She had already opened the movie and I had this conversation with her ever since she first got a dvd player. So I told her "They might. Or they might just look at your like you're stupid because it says "Widescreen" right on the box." She started to cry and left. Man. :'(

Man, I just thought about the times I said really horrible things to my parents in my teenage years. My stomach hurts. ;_;

same

demi · « **Reply #6323 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:06:22 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on August 19, 2011, 06:00:51 PM

He has a girlfriend?

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Where are these pics?
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She had fat tits, I think. Very "skinny loser with fat tits GF" you see on xtube, etc.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6324 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:07:23 PM »

You guys. lol.

Quote from: Broseidon on August 19, 2011, 06:00:51 PM

He has a girlfriend?

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Where are these pics?
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In the post you GF's pics be nice thread. Real old posts though.

Narag · « **Reply #6325 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:08:38 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 19, 2011, 06:07:23 PM

You guys. lol.

Quote from: Broseidon on August 19, 2011, 06:00:51 PM
He has a girlfriend?

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Where are these pics?
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In the post you GF's pics be nice thread. Real old posts though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17076137&postcount=7202

The bonus here is just beneath that is Jarosh laying the smackdown on Yixian.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6326 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:09:35 PM »

That's one of the most flattering shots of her, I admit.

Narag · « **Reply #6327 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:11:15 PM »

Yeah. She had some bad ones he was rather proud of.

bork · « **Reply #6328 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 19, 2011, 05:57:52 PM

0:52. that's how far I got.

Further than me. When he did that fake laugh at 0:44 I was done.

EDIT: I tried to watch a little more...it's awful. Not in a funny way, either, except that the GAF poster who created that thread was mentioned in the video.

Broseidon · « **Reply #6329 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:19:03 PM »

"God she looks hot"

What a spanner.

Broseidon · « **Reply #6330 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:34:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17078324&postcount=7306

Also, Yixian getting destroyed was amazing. Can't believe I missed that.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6331 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:43:19 PM »

He kept pimping her by saying those kinds of things after every photo. I wasn't sure whether he was serious or trolling some poor girl's myspace.

He's probably one of those guys who gets off to the idea of strangers ravaging his plump GF while he watches.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6332 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:53:00 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 19, 2011, 02:12:05 PM

Wow that is harsh

Still not as bad as what I said (but I was only like 13!). My mom asked if she could take a movie back. She had gotten widescreen when she wanted fullscreen. I was frustrated by this point. She had already opened the movie and I had this conversation with her ever since she first got a dvd player. So I told her "They might. Or they might just look at your like you're stupid because it says "Widescreen" right on the box." She started to cry and left. Man. :'(

omg, I was explaining facebook and google advertising to my mom today and after an hour of (what I thought to be) easy to understand, slow advice she got mad and was like "remember when I taught you how to brush your teeth? I showed you how and we brushed together, and I took my time and explained everything. Well that's what you have to do for me now!"

A few minutes later I came back and she had like 10 firefox windows open, after I had spent a year advising her about tabs $:-\$

one day we're gonna be like that, fellas

Broseidon · « **Reply #6333 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:56:49 PM »

We've had our desktop for 8 years now.

Last week my mother asked me how to copy/paste.

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It took over 5 minutes for her to manage it ¬_¬

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Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6334 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:09:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2011, 07:53:00 PM

one day we're gonna be like that, fellas

Almost certainly, I just wonder what's it gonna be.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6335 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:13:45 PM »

Whatever it's gonna be, Etiolet and CrystalGemeni's kid will be trolling us over it here :'(

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6336 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 19, 2011, 07:53:00 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 19, 2011, 02:12:05 PM
Wow that is harsh

Still not as bad as what I said (but I was only like 13!). My mom asked if she could take a movie back. She had gotten widescreen when she wanted fullscreen. I was frustrated by this point. She had already opened the movie and I had this conversation with her ever since she first got a dvd player. So I told her "They might. Or they might just look at your like you're stupid because it says "Widescreen" right on the box." She started to cry and left. Man. :'(

omg, I was explaining facebook and google advertising to my mom today and after an hour of (what I thought to be) easy to understand, slow advice she got mad and was like "remember when I taught you how to brush your teeth? I showed you how and we brushed together, and I took my time and explained everything. Well that's what you have to do for me now!"

A few minutes later I came back and she had like 10 firefox windows open, after I had spent a year advising her about tabs $:-\$

one day we're gonna be like that, fellas

It's weird because I work with a ton on (non-computer) engineers who most are fairly tech savy, at least with using a program even if they don't know what's going on under the hood, but anyone 55+ is as big a luddite as anyone's grandma on this forum, but still know more technically about mechanical equipment than I'll ever hope to forget, so I'm mystified why printing to a pdf is a strange and scary to them.

I do expect at some point I'll fall behind, but can't imagine why I'd ever just give up at some point.

Tasty · « **Reply #6337 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:41:15 AM »

Wow that jarosh v Yixian thing, respect++.

Also maxrpg was posting in 2009 but he's still a junior?

Narag · « **Reply #6338 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:54:52 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on August 20, 2011, 12:41:15 AM

Wow that jarosh v Yixian thing, respect++.

Also maxrpg was posting in 2009 but he's still a junior?

Permajuniored at some point.

Tasty · « **Reply #6339 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:59:24 AM »

Quote from: Narag on August 20, 2011, 12:54:52 AM

Quote from: Andrex on August 20, 2011, 12:41:15 AM
Wow that jarosh v Yixian thing, respect++.

Also maxrpg was posting in 2009 but he's still a junior?

Permajuniored at some point.

Ah. Permajunioring seems to be less common nowadays.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6340 on:** August 20, 2011, 02:01:42 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 19, 2011, 06:09:35 PM

That's one of the most flattering shots of her, I admit.

If that's the most flattering... wow.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6341 on:** August 20, 2011, 02:02:27 AM »

Is Maxrpg the one with the classy photos in his basement? You know the one I mean

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6342 on:** August 20, 2011, 02:04:46 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 19, 2011, 05:57:52 PM

0:52. that's how far I got.

I got about 7 seconds in before I couldn't take it anymore.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6343 on:** August 20, 2011, 02:10:25 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 20, 2011, 02:02:27 AM

Is Maxrpg the one with the classy photos in his basement? You know the one I mean

Nope

Edit... Originally thought you meant the pic of the Nintendo dungeon basement but you mean the guy who had pix of overweight topless girls with swords and shit, right? Yeah that'd not him either

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6344 on:** August 20, 2011, 02:44:03 AM »

In retrospect, has Yixian's meltdown been topped? Green Shinobi is generally considered to be the top one, but damn Yixian went off the deep end

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6345 on:** August 20, 2011, 03:41:54 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 20, 2011, 02:10:25 AM

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 20, 2011, 02:02:27 AM
Is Maxrpg the one with the classy photos in his basement? You know the one I mean

Nope

Edit... Originally thought you meant the pic of the Nintendo dungeon basement but you mean the guy who had pix of overweight topless girls with swords and shit, right? Yeah that'd not him either

So who is the guy I'm thinking of then? I loved seeing his pics of his tasteful abode

Chinner · « **Reply #6346 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:40:01 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 19, 2011, 05:51:24 PM

Remember maxrpg? The guy who spammed photos of his buxom girlfriend(?) with a questionable face in the GF thread, same guy with the nintendo logo pj's. Well he has a new project...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441693#csAqAXEMhhXc31

Observe:

[youtube=560,345]sAqAXEMhhXc[/youtube]

Thoughts?

i fucking hate all of those quick cuts. can't they say one sentence withot fucking skipping to another cut. coincidentally, unfunny youtube stars do the same thing and its totally homosexual.

Narag · « **Reply #6347 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:42:51 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 20, 2011, 03:41:54 AM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 20, 2011, 02:10:25 AM
Quote from: pilonv1 on August 20, 2011, 02:02:27 AM
Is Maxrpg the one with the classy photos in his basement? You know the one I mean

Nope

Edit... Originally thought you meant the pic of the Nintendo dungeon basement but you mean the guy who had pix of overweight topless girls with swords and shit, right? Yeah that'd not him either

So who is the guy I'm thinking of then? I loved seeing his pics of his tasteful abode

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19229220&postcount=257

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6348 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:44:01 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on August 19, 2011, 05:51:24 PM

Remember maxrpg? The guy who spammed photos of his buxom girlfriend(?) with a questionable face in the GF thread, same guy with the nintendo logo pj's. Well he has a new project...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441693#csAqAXEMhhXc31

Observe:

[youtube=560,345]sAqAXEMhhXc[/youtube]

Thoughts?

That was the worst video I've ever seen on Youtube.

Here's something to cleanse the palate:

[youtube=560,345]7tIBIny4L6E[/youtube]

Broseidon · « **Reply #6349 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:54:36 AM »

Fabulous backfire:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441755

What the FUCK is wrong with this guy? It just gets more and more stupid the more he defends himself.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6350 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:02:57 PM »

Holy shit, I just came here to post that.

I think I can say, without hyperbole, that that is the absolute worst OP I've ever read in all my wasted years of lurking/posting on GAF.

ManaByte · « **Reply #6351 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:10:49 PM »

Apparently the mod in that thread is going to ban him for the thread title.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6352 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:19:02 PM »

Calling a suicide hotline to talk to someone for free = worse than the holocaust. Just kill yourself, Hitler!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6353 on:** August 20, 2011, 12:24:35 PM »

One of the most pitiful excuses for an "outrage" thread that has ever appeared on GAF, and that's saying a lot.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6354 on:** August 20, 2011, 04:01:36 PM »

Yes she did.

magus · « **Reply #6355 on:** August 20, 2011, 04:44:00 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441609

"guys... my faith is wavering"

*20 PAGE THREADS*

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6356 on:** August 20, 2011, 05:12:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441774

can someone go to this thread and tell the person to run this:

http://support.kaspersky.com/faq/?qid=208280684

and explain that if it's a redirect that isn't being fixed by the common methods than it's probably a rootkit and that tdsskiller will fix it.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6357 on:** August 20, 2011, 05:15:12 PM »

thanks pd

Himu · « **Reply #6358 on:** August 20, 2011, 05:35:53 PM »

Quote from: magus on August 20, 2011, 04:44:00 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=441609

"guys... my faith is wavering"

*20 PAGE THREADS*

agreed with oblivion

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6359 on:** August 20, 2011, 08:31:56 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 20, 2011, 05:15:12 PM

thanks pd

NP. I had a horrible time with that shit earlier this year. Got lazy and didn't take the time to do the various Windows updates that pop up, then one day after work I got home and had viruses thanks to my brother. Got rid of the major viruses but I battled the redirect shit for a week. A mixture of deleted old java and running TDSKiller saved my ass.

News:

Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6043346 times)