Andrex, you're just wrong mang.  Its a sadness complete when someone admits to losing sleep over this stuff.  Web Design is WORK.  Its amazing how much WORK someone puts into something they'll never receive a paycheck for (bruceleeroy notwithstanding).  It feels like trying to achieve petty validation.    If I ever make one, you'll get a name, a release date/price, some pics, franchise changes (if applicable), and my initial impressions.  Maybe put in stuff about optional dlc/controller setups/etc.  I'm not gonna stay up all night photoshopping banners in the pokemon font or whatever asperger shit is expected.
Then again, I'm no better at doing constructive things with my time.