Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6030872 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8100 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:33:11 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 25, 2011, 02:23:55 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2011, 02:11:57 AM
Quote from: MCD on October 25, 2011, 01:55:38 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2011, 12:18:59 AM
Man, all this talk of Uncharted, Gears, Zelda and shit made me realize I only play Bethesda games and the odd JRPG
You poor thing.

Its like S&M; hurts so good
You into femdom?

Pegging is my favorite.

More like pinching, tugging, smacking. I can't do pegging, I have trouble keeping shits in as it is.

MCD · « **Reply #8101 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:40:23 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2011, 02:33:11 AM

Quote from: MCD on October 25, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2011, 02:11:57 AM
Quote from: MCD on October 25, 2011, 01:55:38 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2011, 12:18:59 AM
Man, all this talk of Uncharted, Gears, Zelda and shit made me realize I only play Bethesda games and the odd JRPG
You poor thing.

Its like S&M; hurts so good
You into femdom?

Pegging is my favorite.

More like pinching, tugging, smacking. I can't do pegging, I have trouble keeping shits in as it is.

Fucking buggy Bethesda games.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8102 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:55:55 AM »

Fallout 3 wasn't buggy, Fallout 3 New Vegas was.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8103 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:29:32 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 25, 2011, 04:55:55 AM

Fallout 3 wasn't buggy.

This is why Bethesda needs Obsidian more than other way around.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8104 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:36:17 AM »

I don't get it. Obsidian makes the buggy shit.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8105 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:54:21 AM »

Buggier shit, making Bethesda look good.

Oblivion · « **Reply #8106 on:** October 25, 2011, 06:55:45 AM »

Quote

You have been banned for the following reason:

You may not be 100% racist, but you are definitely 200% sexist.

Oh, come on.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8107 on:** October 25, 2011, 06:58:46 AM »

What did you do?

Oblivion · « **Reply #8108 on:** October 25, 2011, 06:59:43 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32088431&postcount=62

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8109 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:00:55 AM »

You got banned for that?

Kagari is such a cunt. Bet she hasn't had dick in ages.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #8110 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:01:05 AM »

lol should have stopped talking about Nintendo

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8111 on:** October 25, 2011, 08:50:50 AM »

Must be wiitards crying Vita = WiiU

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8112 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:31:50 AM »

Honestly, some look even visually worse than PS2 games, like Tales of Innocence R, and SE's games. Those are basically DS and PSP ~~complete remakes~~ ports. Some of the less impressive looking games include Little King's Story, Shinobido 2, Disgaea 3, Y's and Persona 4 Golden. Those are straight up PS2 efforts. So I don't think those claims are baseless, but they are ignoring first party titles and down-ports.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8113 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 25, 2011, 06:05:14 AM

Obsidian also knows how to make an interesting game. I wish they could keep their shit together a bit better, because their work is head and shoulders above both Bioware and Bethesda aside from the bugs and schedule issues. Sadly the bugs and the schedule issues are always going to plague them.

FO3 > FO:NV

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8114 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:56:15 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #8115 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:04:20 AM »

Himu, you really called Uncharted a mediocre game??? That game was fucking amazing when it came out! I DON'T KNOW YOU :'(

It's not as amazing now a few years later, but fucking shit was awesome-wowsome on release day.

Narag · « **Reply #8116 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:17:39 AM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8117 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:34:43 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8118 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:52:26 AM »

Quote from: Narag on October 25, 2011, 11:17:39 AM

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fuck

cool breeze · « **Reply #8119 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:57:19 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on October 25, 2011, 08:10:58 AM

Vita : there's a few people trying to convince themselves that the vita games look like Ps2 games. Boy are THEY in for a surprise!

pretty much every third party game does look like a PS2 game running at a higher resolution. the Sony games are sub-PS3, but still in that next gen range. and even some of the Sony games don't look too hot. but it's powerful enough to almost get there if someone put in the effort.

similarly, the 3DS ranges from N64 to sub-PS2 geometry w/shaders. better in some areas, worse in others. RE:R has nice lighting and effects, but it's blocky and muddy. nintendo's own games look worse than their gamecube/wii equals. but like how Vita has PS2 games running at a higher resolution, 3DS has dreamcast games running in 3D.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8120 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 25, 2011, 12:15:50 PM

I honestly feel that with the Vita we're reaching the point where the tech isn't going to be what holds back developers, rather the limited sales potential of the market.

Real talk gives me boners.

Broseidon · « **Reply #8121 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:34:46 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 25, 2011, 07:00:55 AM

You got banned for that?

Kagari is such a cunt. Bet she hasn't had dick in ages.

Her 'stache probably puts guys off.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8122 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:38:49 PM »

I dunno. I could go for a mustache ride

Mupepe · « **Reply #8123 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:49:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32123106&postcount=79

Jesus. This guy is fucking annoying in that thread.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8124 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 25, 2011, 12:49:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32123106&postcount=79

Jesus. This guy is fucking annoying in that thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32123106&postcount=52

This guy is way worse!

Mupepe · « **Reply #8125 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:05:23 PM »

FUCK YOU!

Fine. If you hate me so much I'll just stop posting I guess.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8126 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 25, 2011, 10:04:20 AM

Himu, you really called Uncharted a mediocre game??? That game was fucking amazing when it came out! I DON'T KNOW YOU :'(

It's not as amazing now a few years later, but fucking shit was awesome-wowsome on release day.

Uncharted 2 was very mediocre. All the gorgeous setpieces in the world couldn't make up for generic characters and cringe-worthy B-rate dialogue.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8127 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:33:03 PM »

Uncharted 2 bored me. I'm talking about the original. Himu said that 2 > 1 which I don't agree with.

cool breeze · « **Reply #8128 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:44:12 PM »

the love for the story and dialog is always confusing. like when people whine about an Uncharted movie straying from the source material, I thought it was a good idea. and little quirks in the game bother me. I hate it when Drake explains what's happening. I mean, all that stuff is good by game standards but it's not why I'll play the game. I don't think anyone gave a damn about that Uncharted comic.

The set pieces totally do make up for it. The story just sets up whatever context is needed to put Drake on a train. I'd be fine with screen wipes or a silent movie "suddenly..." replacing it all.

Himu · « **Reply #8129 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:48:13 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 25, 2011, 01:39:34 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 25, 2011, 10:04:20 AM
Himu, you really called Uncharted a mediocre game??? That game was fucking amazing when it came out! I DON'T KNOW YOU :'(

It's not as amazing now a few years later, but fucking shit was awesome-wowsome on release day.

It always paled in comparison to Gears. The gameplay has always been a full step down. I don't know about multiplayer; Gears 2 was incredibly flawed, so maybe the Uncharted series beat it there, but in single-player, there's no comparison.

That's not a bad thing (few games are as good as the Gears series), but it does make the "best series evaaarrr!!!!" fanboys kind of annoying.

this is also wrong.

uncharted 1 massacres gears on single player. gears of snore

Mupepe · « **Reply #8130 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:51:56 PM »

I haven't played gears of war 1 in years. But gears of war 2 was incredibly boring.

I've got no love for the dialogue or story in Uncharted. It's just a fun game. Neat locales with great graphics and a bunch of gameplay styles thrown together in a great manner. I love Uncharted.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8131 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:53:36 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on October 25, 2011, 09:47:23 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 25, 2011, 06:05:14 AM
Obsidian also knows how to make an interesting game. I wish they could keep their shit together a bit better, because their work is head and shoulders above both Bioware and Bethesda aside from the bugs and schedule issues. Sadly the bugs and the schedule issues are always going to plague them.

FO3 > FO:NV

Having played Fallout: New Vegas again, I'm finding myself agreeing with this. The clan system and dialog didn't stand out as much from 3 and I personally liked the single super mutant threat of 3 versus playing matchmaker for a bunch of clans in New Vegas.

Himu · « **Reply #8132 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:57:02 PM »

uncharted 2 has better gunplay, set pieces, theatrics (buildings crumbling while gameplay runs in real time for instance), more variety, better sense of adventure, more moments that are defined solely by exploration, better replay value (reward/point system), an awesome multiplayer mode, and better graphics.

uncharted 1 gets annoying. You go inside a cave that hasn't been explored in like 500 years and all of a sudden a bunch of dudes with guns come out and start shooting at you. Every fucking screen -- guys shooting at you. No sense of variety, it's always the same gun fight, different location.

That said I'll take both Uncharted games over any other third person shooter that isn't Vanquish/Shadows of the Damned. Uncharted is the only western third person shooter with smooth controls with an agile character that doesn't control like molasses that I can think of. Very Japanese-y.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8133 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:58:15 PM »

Uncharted might be the best 3D game since Mario 64 in terms of scope and revolutionizing basic shit. I'm no PS3tard but the game is probably the best case for games as art, too

UE2 is even better

Mupepe · « **Reply #8134 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:58:38 PM »

there you go again. with your Japanese worship shit. Very Japanesey!

I'VE PLAYED FINAL FANTASY MISTER! That's molasses!

Himu · « **Reply #8135 on:** October 25, 2011, 01:59:54 PM »

But it's true. Japanese games tend to have characters that are agile. I find that more fun than...whatever the fuck Gears is.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8136 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:01:50 PM »

I dunno. He doesn't look very agile to me.

Himu · « **Reply #8137 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:04:48 PM »

I'm talking about action games. Devil May Cry? Ninja Gaiden? That stuff is fast as shit.

And then compare it to the average western action game. Japanese got that fast/agile action on lock, especially if it's third person.

That said, western devs are getting better at third person combat, but that cover shit ain't helping matters. Cover is for homos.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8138 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:12:48 PM »

I dunno. Stuff like RDR and even Halo is really fast paced. I know it's not third person but watch a Halo tournament and shit is crazy there. I think Japanese people avoid it because it's too fast for them. I heard this Asian guy at a competition once say that he couldn't understand what was going on because it was too crazy. Japanese developers could probably learn a thing or two in that regard

Himu · « **Reply #8139 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:16:34 PM »

Japanese people tend to get motion sickness, hence the lack of first person games.

RDR is great, but it doesn't really scream fast to me but that's probably because it's based off of the GTAIV engine which is slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Mass Effect 2 is fast.

Saints Row games are fast.

Uncharted 1/2 are fast.

Fast characters and smooth controls aren't a problem with western first person shooters because we have MASTERED the fps. You can pick up any average fps and it'll control like butter. But third person games? When I see an in-game avatar, I like that guy to be as fast/agile as all possible.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8140 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:23:19 PM »

RDR is realistically fast! Oh shit, Mexican shooting at me let me hide behind here and reload AND THEN BAM! SHOOT THEM! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! oh shit, reload. Hide. And there's so many coming from different directions and you're all like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8141 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 25, 2011, 02:25:01 PM

mups, you're nuts, man. japanese gamers don't avoid Halo games because they're too fast. they avoid ALL fps for the same reason americans avoid jrpgs: they don't like them. go play in a tetris grand master tournament against a japanese player then come back and tell me they can't handle fast games.

Come on, Oscar, give the man a little leniency when he's trolling Himu.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8142 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:28:33 PM »

How canbyou not like fps?

Mupepe · « **Reply #8143 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:29:28 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 25, 2011, 02:27:37 PM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 25, 2011, 02:25:01 PM
mups, you're nuts, man. japanese gamers don't avoid Halo games because they're too fast. they avoid ALL fps for the same reason americans avoid jrpgs: they don't like them. go play in a tetris grand master tournament against a japanese player then come back and tell me they can't handle fast games.

Come on, Oscar, give the man a little leniency when he's trolling Himu.

I'm surprised the picture of Barrett didn't give it away

brob · « **Reply #8144 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:30:04 PM »

claiming halo was fast should have been enough of a red flag.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8145 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:33:20 PM »

Poor Himu. Oh well, he won't be shitting on anyone's chest now with that STD

Mupepe · « **Reply #8146 on:** October 25, 2011, 02:37:00 PM »

and I was really hoping Himu would respond to my RDR post so I could whip out the "Japanese games never get that intense. It's all just button mashing!"

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8147 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on October 25, 2011, 01:44:12 PM

the love for the story and dialog is always confusing. like when people whine about an Uncharted movie straying from the source material, I thought it was a good idea. and little quirks in the game bother me. I hate it when Drake explains what's happening. I mean, all that stuff is good by game standards but it's not why I'll play the game. I don't think anyone gave a damn about that Uncharted comic.

The set pieces totally do make up for it. The story just sets up whatever context is needed to put Drake on a train. I'd be fine with screen wipes or a silent movie "suddenly..." replacing it all.

I'm not easily wowed by graphics, but instead by the artistry behind them. And I think that setpieces need good context, rather than hamstrung dialogue churned through the Indiana Jonesanator Dialogue Maker 5000, to complete that artistry.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8148 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:58:06 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 25, 2011, 02:44:38 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 25, 2011, 01:57:02 PM
uncharted 1 gets annoying. You go inside a cave that hasn't been explored in like 500 years and all of a sudden a bunch of dudes with guns come out and start shooting at you. Every fucking screen -- guys shooting at you. No sense of variety, it's always the same gun fight, different location.

Exactly.

Gears 1 absolutely wrecked that shit. And Gears 2 wrecked Uncharted 2. Nothing in either Uncharted title could touch even the Berserker encounter from G1.

this is the biggest piece of shit post i've ever read on these forums and that my friend is a huge accomplishment to earn when you have people like malek who posted here for years.

archie4208 · « **Reply #8149 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:04:07 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449735

magus · « **Reply #8150 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:07:46 PM »

i don't get it

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8151 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:13:07 PM »

of course you don't

brob · « **Reply #8152 on:** October 25, 2011, 07:21:08 PM »

loving it.

Also loving the david jaffe eurogamer defense thread. mrpliskin saying only fans should review games and if costumers are burned it's their own fault for making a poor purchasing decision.

Doesn't mrpliskin work at sony in some capacity?

Narag · « **Reply #8153 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:14:17 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449746

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8154 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:14:23 PM »

Oh icecream-chan. $:-\$

Crushed · « **Reply #8155 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:31:46 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 25, 2011, 07:04:07 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449735

it was the best ot yet until he ruined it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8156 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on October 25, 2011, 10:31:46 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on October 25, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449735

it was the best ot yet until he ruined it

Still only one post. He obviously didn't get paid much for this one.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #8157 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:17:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449755

Somebody said something on the internet I don't like!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8158 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:31:46 PM »

Twitter give everyone a voice.

It's how you react to that voice that can cause problems.

Gamers complain cause they are pussies and can't/won't adapt.

They want to be spoon fed to inflate their ego. Any less and it's 'subpar'. feggits

Trent Dole · « **Reply #8159 on:** October 26, 2011, 01:13:35 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 26, 2011, 12:41:11 AM

Someone needs to make a joke OT for Twilight Princess.

And use that homeless guy flipping you off that we used for a bunch of ots for the banner.

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