The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[parallax]

Just saw this thread on Gaf I think even the most loyal nintards are beginning to realise that the Wii U is looking extremely lacking next year for third party games. So much for those Reggie promises.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503839

If I were Nintendo I'd run advertisements shaming the various publishers for not supporting Wii U.

 

Its sad that he's become an open joke character now.

Why is this sad? Jesus christ, shut the fuck up. It's just a forum. Some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is harping about WiiU. Big deal.

Do you have a stick up your ass today or something?

[Shaka Khan]

Why don't you guys ever find the real fuckups? Like Cheezmo fucking animals and jacking off ot them. All the people you guys ever talk about are mundane. Put some effort in to this at least.

Oh jeez, someone is saying women are crap. Wow, how interesting. If I was reading a fucking Oprah magazine.

*daps*

I've been saying this all year.

[Himu]

Oh jeez, someone is saying women are crap. Wow, how interesting. If I was reading a fucking Oprah magazine.

[Momo]

And stop talking about this fake "Usenet." No such thing exists.

We've had it good since the beginning of the internet with napster, torrents and megaupload taking all the heat, but eventually they were going to notice us

Does anyone on here like drinking port?

Yeah, second to merlot for me.

[king of the internet]

Does anyone on here like drinking port?

I like porter. Great beer.

[Steve Contra]

Does anyone on here like drinking port?

Yes.  Had an '83 last week that was quite nice.

[Himu]

Does anyone on here like drinking port?

I like porter. Great beer.

I think she's talking about wine ports.

[Shadow Mod]

if it's such a problem you could close the thread demi, you made this place too 

[TakingBackSunday]

so, expendable is a fucknut

[Shaka Khan]

That's not how Demi runs the place.

[Mr. Gundam]

Does anyone on here like drinking port?

I'm not a big fan of port, but I had a white one a while back that was really nice.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wasn't Evillore kind of fat like 6 years ago?

[Mupepe]

Why is anyone still in that thread?  It's the same shit said over and over again.  And it's like the same 10 posters saying this shit over and over again.

[TakingBackSunday]

Wasn't Evillore kind of fat like 6 years ago?

He WAS, that's the key word.  Dude got his shit together and got fit.

[Risible]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Can you believe that shit?  WTF is up with him?  I live in NY near NYC and I'm tempted to go to one of the GAF meetups and hang out with them just to make him uncomfortable being so close to a fat person .  Dude's got some serious issues with fat people...

[etiolate]

Someone posted in that thread about how people would like it if every person faced such treatment. If gay couple was marked down as "gay couple" or black family was marked down as "the blacks". I think it may have been Mercury Fred that made the post. Because it was him, I didn't reply, but my first thought was that would be great.

I can just imagine my bill. "Another white dude" "neckbeard" "Eats alone" "hipster trash" "Chandler Bing"

I think it would be great to see how people categorize others in order to maintain clairty in their job. Also, everyone would be able to see how others view them. You might get gay boy one day, but maybe the next day the waitress marks you as dandy. I would go to a place like that just to see all the awful names people would call me.

[TakingBackSunday]

dammit, I went two days before being forced to remember the webcancer that is Mercury Fred.  fuck you etiolate

[etiolate]

I'll mark that down on your bill "Forever Alone"

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

[nudemacusers]

That thread would be much more entertaining with real pic avatars. Imagine the shitslinging.

[Steve Youngblood]

That thread would be much more entertaining with real pic avatars. Imagine the shitslinging.

Why are you so interested in what I look like, macuser? Quit stalking me!

[nudemacusers]

That thread would be much more entertaining with real pic avatars. Imagine the shitslinging.

Why are you so interested in what I look like, macuser? Quit stalking me!

It takes longer without a face.

[etiolate]

If we see each other's faces then we'll all be nicer to each other! Fail proof plan!

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Can you believe that shit?  WTF is up with him?  I live in NY near NYC and I'm tempted to go to one of the GAF meetups and hang out with them just to make him uncomfortable being so close to a fat person .  Dude's got some serious issues with fat people...

Whereabouts? I'm from the island.

I'm cool with fat people too, I've got a slight rep on here for banging a few BBWs in my day 

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Can you believe that shit?  WTF is up with him?  I live in NY near NYC and I'm tempted to go to one of the GAF meetups and hang out with them just to make him uncomfortable being so close to a fat person .  Dude's got some serious issues with fat people...

It's the olimario effect, used to be a fat ass now shits on fat asses.

[demi]

I'm cool with fat people too. Just don't sit next to me or you'll be the one who is uncomfortable.

[TakingBackSunday]

had sex with a chub a couple months ago; was a ton of ton.  oddly enough it was also on a water bed.  so many moving parts

[Great Rumbler]

was a ton of ton.

[TakingBackSunday]

I wish I could admit that was on purpose

[Phoenix Dark]

 

NEWS FEED

[Shadow Mod]

I'm cool with fat people too. Just don't sit next to me or you'll be the one who is uncomfortable.

Hittin' on dem and stuffs.

[Phoenix Dark]

NEWS FEED

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only the best lines on The Bore are entered into the news feed - ie the News blurb in top right of the screen

[StealthFan]

Lore was 300+lbs at one point. That's more than kind of fat.

[FStop7]

Fit EviLore is a hundred times the person Fat EviLore is in every way but volume.

That's pretty twisted if it's truly what he thinks.

[demi]

Do you think Fat EviLore would have survived the Versaca Dam?

[Broseidon]

Sperglord Valnen shitting up another thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45372432

[Shadow Mod]

Sperglord Valnen shitting up another thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45372432

He's not the only one. Anyone who's ever done coke is apparently a junkie.

[parallax]

Fit EviLore is a hundred times the person Fat EviLore is in every way but volume.

That's pretty twisted if it's truly what he thinks.

That's not surprising the way he talks about fat people

[StealthFan]

I love how awkward Lore is away from a keyboard. All anecdotes or footage of the man shows that even money and fitness can't buy you a normal personality when you used to be a fat, shut-in piece of shit. Dude needs to make like Lowtax and get himself a mail order wife, leave the actual running of the site to some losers, have sex and sit in a 3,000 dollar computer chair.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45362510&postcount=1827

Heh, EviLore still bringing the heat in that thread.

Wow and he didn't ban him? I guess 'Lore really is mellowing out.

[thisismyusername]

Lore seems to be realizing that if you don't ban someone, you can bat them around a bit while the crowd cheers.  Which is exactly what he's doing right now.  Doesn't really look good on the guy, but hey, at least he isn't fat anymore!  WHY WON'T THE LADIES COME?!

True. But him not instantly banning someone for disagreeing with him in anger ("FUCK YOU EVILORE") is at least a step forward in his admining. Baby steps and all that.

[nudemacusers]

Sperglord Valnen shitting up another thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=45372432

Kids these days are so boring. Doug Stanhope was right.

[brawndolicious]

Someone posted in that thread about how people would like it if every person faced such treatment. If gay couple was marked down as "gay couple" or black family was marked down as "the blacks". I think it may have been Mercury Fred that made the post. Because it was him, I didn't reply, but my first thought was that would be great.

I can just imagine my bill. "Another white dude" "neckbeard" "Eats alone" "hipster trash" "Chandler Bing"

I think it would be great to see how people categorize others in order to maintain clairty in their job. Also, everyone would be able to see how others view them. You might get gay boy one day, but maybe the next day the waitress marks you as dandy. I would go to a place like that just to see all the awful names people would call me.

They'll most likely categorize you based on how much they think you'll tip. Just label everybody as ghetto->bling to avoid assumptions of racial/aesthetic stereotyping.

Lore seems to be realizing that if you don't ban someone, you can bat them around a bit while the crowd cheers.  Which is exactly what he's doing right now.  Doesn't really look good on the guy, but hey, at least he isn't fat anymore!  WHY WON'T THE LADIES COME?!

In a way, he interacts with fat people on the internet in the same way that he interacts with girls in bars.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Why is that fat chick thread still going?  GAF sometimes doesn't know how to move on.  Reminds me of the Michael Jackson death thread that was always on the first page for about three months after he died.  It turned into this creepy weird circle jerk when everyone else had moved on.

[Steve Youngblood]

Surprisingly, though, one guy still managed to get banned in there.

[Shadow Mod]

Surprisingly, though, one guy still managed to get banned in there.

Kapura makes it a habit to be the most fucked up person in a thread I've noticed but his shit really took the cake.

[FStop7]

I'd post a Bill Hicks quote in the drug thread but I doubt most there have the first clue who he was.

[StealthFan]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

[TakingBackSunday]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

THANK YOU.

[nudemacusers]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

Don't forget tool fans

But hicks isn't bad, just placed too highly due to premature death.

[Momo]

I'd post a Bill Hicks quote in the drug thread but I doubt most there have the first clue who he was.

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do

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[Momo]

People who complain about Tool fans are lucky. Just means they have no idea how awful Earshot fans are.


I like both bands but try and avoid gatherings of fans.

[Tasty]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

Wait, are we talking about Louis CK now?

[fistfulofmetal]

andrex i want to cave your face in with a rock

[Phoenix Dark]

andrex i want to cave your face in with a rock

No need to rush to rash actions, he'll come around. Just wait a decade, at which point a CK video will finally load on Andrex's WiiU and he'll recognize what we knew long ago.

[Broseidon]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

[Momo]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

This.

[Steve Youngblood]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

I think if you sat down and watched an entire special, you'd laugh. However, I won't discount that the internet -- Eggman in particular -- has probably ruined any potential for you. He's funny, but he'll never be as funny as people have led you to believe.

[etiolate]

Louis is good.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45377026&postcount=169

Does anyone know if this guy's not a native english speaker? If I ask and he's not then I'll be an ass.