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A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

  StealthFan

I know of exactly one time when Hicks was funny. 

Louis CK isn't a revelatory comedian uncovering levels of comedy hitherto unknown or anything.  But he is a solid and competent stand-up. 

[nudemacusers]

I enjoy ck's show more than his standup, which is good also.

[parallax]

I've never really watched any louis stuff but the small clips of him I've seen aren't very funny. Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

I can understand eggman ruining him. He does that.

[Momo]

Eddie Izzard is coming here on my birthday, ultimate success.

[thisismyusername]

Louis is good.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45377026&postcount=169

Does anyone know if this guy's not a native english speaker? If I ask and he's not then I'll be an ass.

He's a native English speaker, as far as I recall. But Jesus, I can't even parse that post into an understandable sentence.

Louis CK is also funny, but I wouldn't put him on the pedestal that the internet as done.

And really:

Plus Eggman has ruined him forever for me.

[CajoleJuice]

Louis CK is fucking great and his show is the closest thing to cinema on TV.

[Phoenix Dark]

still haven't seen the final 3-4 eps of the latest season ffuuu

[CajoleJuice]

still haven't seen the final 3-4 eps of the latest season ffuuu

and they are the best episodes of the season

[FStop7]

A blisteringly unfunny comedian that edgy try-hards love?

Come on, blisteringly unfunny?  He was cynical in a way that comes off as overdone now but at the time he and George Carlin were the ones other comedians were patterning themselves after.    He was really good at pointing out the little hypocrisies that people build themselves up on.  The drugs thing being one of them.

[Shadow Mod]

Hicks seems more observational to me than funny I dunno.

[StealthFan]

I'm a tool fan . Even when I was stoned out of my ass back in high school and heard the track he was on I thought he was a complete twat.

This fucking nap weather. I love the clouds and rain but I decided I needed a nap and two hours later I am groggier than shit and confused. MEH.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm a tool fan . Even when I was stoned out of my ass back in high school and heard the track he was on I thought he was a complete twat.

This fucking nap weather. I love the clouds and rain but I decided I needed a nap and two hours later I am groggier than shit and confused. MEH.

Winter is basically slumber mode for me.

[Tasty]

Yesterday for me:

- Get home from afternoon dentists visit at 5pm
- Sleep because I had 4 hours of sleep the night before
- Wake up at 2am because I can't sleep a whole night if I fall asleep before 10pm cause my body's stupid
- Go back to sleep at 6am, just in time to get 2 hours of sleep before work and feel groggy as hell

I usually try to stay up until at least 10pm but then I get my second wind and end up staying up until like 3am every time. Like, right now (though it's 2am.)

[StealthFan]

Yeah I wish I could sleep whenever the fuck I wanted. My body doesn't have any of it and I wake up an hour later thinking I slept eight. Pisses me off.

[Momo]

People who complain about Tool fans are lucky.

What's wrong with Tool fans? 

I'm a Tool fan.

As am I, but we have to admit our brethren can be rather obnoxious when discussing Tool.

@slumbertalk Summer I sleep all day, the fucking sun is too hot.

[Fifstar]

I usually try to stay up until at least 10pm but then I get my second wind and end up staying up until like 3am every time. Like, right now (though it's 2am.)

Get off the pc/tv/android 1 hour before you go to bed and this will probably happen a lot less.

[StealthFan]

does anyone here have a poor enough diet/genetics to have acid reflux? That shit is awful.

[Risible]

Lore seems to be realizing that if you don't ban someone, you can bat them around a bit while the crowd cheers.  Which is exactly what he's doing right now.  Doesn't really look good on the guy, but hey, at least he isn't fat anymore!  WHY WON'T THE LADIES COME?!

I was amazed I didn't get banned.

I stopped replying to him after seeing the mental gymnastics he was doing trying to justify his opinions.  At the end of the day I'm a happily married man with three great kids and a great social life.  Evilore, I suspect, not so much .

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45382947&postcount=178


 

i lost it at "comic-con may be this generation's woodstock"

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45387847&postcount=306

This post made me rage, and I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I think the smug attitude of the neckbeard stroking his chin in victory was my tipping point.

[Momo]

why people care enough about bronies to write more than two sentences boggles my mind

[ToxicAdam]

There's nothing more eye-rolling than when people try to define generations of people in America. There is so much diversity among people (their thoughts, needs, actions) that it's ridiculous to pretend like you can put them all in one box.

 All you are doing is regurgitating media you have consumed over your lifetime and attempting to put it into a narrative. You don't know what baby boomers are like ... just what popular culture has told you.

why people care enough about bronies to write more than two sentences boggles my mind

They are the new 'fegs'.

Political correctness can't change humanity. That negative energy just gets channeled into a new group to hate.

[Shaka Khan]

i lost it at "comic-con may be this generation's woodstock"

[Risible]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45387847&postcount=306

This post made me rage, and I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I think the smug attitude of the neckbeard stroking his chin in victory was my tipping point.

How about you buy some cheaper coffee instead of your hazlenut bulllshit and save that money to buy your mom a nice present you basement dweller.

[demi]

Risible you're so feisty. You're above these silly antics.

[FStop7]

does anyone here have a poor enough diet/genetics to have acid reflux? That shit is awful.

Yup. I "beat" it about a year ago by changing up what I ate and by not eating less than an hour or two before going to bed.

People who are passionate bronies or bronie haters are fucked up.  It's a small group of people who get wound up over a cartoon.  It's not a cultural phenomenon.

[Tasty]

"I regret convincing my mom two buy two of these to resell. She kept telling me it wouldn't be worth it (and she knows nothing about games) and she was right. Never defy your mother. Worst thing is I was gonna use most of the money to buy her something really nice for Xmas, but now I gotta get her a cheap 'sentimental' gift."

I didn't get rich off scalping consoles what will I ever do boo hoo :'( *sips an $8 latte*

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm pretty sure heavy is just a troll.

[Phoenix Dark]

So he saw the bomba from a mile away and still bought one to scalp? Lol

Outside of that his post is on point. No one cares about the WiiU. Nintendo will get the base excited with a 3DS port of Mario Kart soon enough but everyone else sees through this shit. They should have learned from the 3DS launch that software sells hardware.

[thisismyusername]

Personally, I find it funny that someone bought the console to scalp when the hype train basically derailed a minute after it left the announcement station.

Anyone that bought it thinking it was going to be another Wii situation where they could make money off idiots that wanted a sub-standard console only have themselves to blame when they got stuck with said sub-standard console.

So he saw the bomba from a mile away and still bought one to scalp? Lol

And this as well. He has to be trolling or he's a complete moron.

Outside of that his post is on point. No one cares about the WiiU. Nintendo will get the base excited with a 3DS port of Mario Kart soon enough but everyone else sees through this shit. They should have learned from the 3DS launch that software sells hardware.

Well, yes and no: Software does bring sells to the hardware but services/features also do. Reason why I went with the Vita over the 3DS? Online connectivity isn't a joke. 3DS and WiiU's online is awful and still not "ready for primetime."

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Until Ace Attorney 5 happens, but hopefully Capcom ports that elsewhere like they're apparently doing Resident Evil: Revelations.

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[Steve Youngblood]

People who are passionate bronies or bronie haters are fucked up.  It's a small group of people who get wound up over a cartoon.  It's not a cultural phenomenon.

I think it's a poorly-disguised attempt to bring pedophilia and/or furry fandom into the mainstream, and I don't support that shit at all. I'm all about freedom of expression, but that doesn't extend to the freedom to fap to underage horses and brag about it. No sir.

As opposed to appropriately-aged horses?

[Mr. Gundam]

I think the Brony thing and the fans are just a wee bit crazy, but it's nothing new. There have been other fads like it in the past, but now with the internet, it's been magnified.

[Momo]

What is the horse age of consent?

Off hand I'd say 3 years old.

[Phoenix Dark]

What is the horse age of consent?

Off hand I'd say 3 years old.

[nudemacusers]

What is the horse age of consent?

Off hand I'd say 3 years old.

I always ask "do you object to me putting my penis on you?" they give the same answer every time.

[Steve Youngblood]

What is the horse age of consent?

Off hand I'd say 3 years old.

I always ask "do you object to me putting my penis on you?" they give the same answer every time.

'Neigh' means 'no', macuser.

[Verdigris Murder]

Neigh always means yes.

[Verdigris Murder]

Great minds aylungblood.

[Verdigris Murder]

Mine was more rapish though.

[Great Rumbler]

Hey, I mean, I like watching some pretty embarrassing stuff [i.e. anything from Japan], but I don't try to hold it up as some monumental achievement that everyone should experience because it will TOTALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND MAYBE TEACH YOU SOME IMPORTANT LESSONS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND WHATEVER.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503998

Dude has a heart attack at a holiday party while doing the Gangnam Style dance. Second reply is a pun:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45392493&postcount=3

Dumbshit thread. About 80% of the first page is people quoting the pun and saying "9/10" or posting a thumbs up gif. Of course no one talks about atherosclerosis and what causes it, and how to avoid a similar fate, which some of those guys will most certainly experience.

I don't know. I'm of two minds on stuff like this. On the one hand, I agree with you because I abhor the trend of trying to be witty and clever by forcing a pithy pun into an early reply of every news story. But on the other, it's not as though there's much discussion to be had anyway. Ignoring that awful joke for a second, what discussion is there to be had outside of "sucks that he died, rest in peace"?

[nudemacusers]

What is the horse age of consent?

Off hand I'd say 3 years old.

I always ask "do you object to me putting my penis on you?" they give the same answer every time.

'Neigh' means 'no', macuser.

Of course, this is why I word my questions carefully.

[Steve Youngblood]

What is the horse age of consent?

Off hand I'd say 3 years old.

I always ask "do you object to me putting my penis on you?" they give the same answer every time.

'Neigh' means 'no', macuser.

Of course, this is why I word my questions carefully.

Fuck! I need more sleep.

[Kabouter]

See a cardiologist regularly once you're over 30, do everything you can to maintain cardiovascular health, etc.

If this guy had had a stress test done earlier this year, they might have caught his condition, and maybe he could have had a stent put in or something.

Some specific examples?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503998

Dude has a heart attack at a holiday party while doing the Gangnam Style dance. Second reply is a pun:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45392493&postcount=3

Dumbshit thread. About 80% of the first page is people quoting the pun and saying "9/10" or posting a thumbs up gif. Of course no one talks about atherosclerosis and what causes it, and how to avoid a similar fate, which some of those guys will most certainly experience.

It's definitely a scary symptom, especially because you could have it for years without knowing. Exercise bros, and oatmeal

[nudemacusers]

The only time puns and lulz are bad is when you get pages of gif reactions. Except boozeronys holocaust joke. That was incredible.

[Mr. Gundam]

Hey, I mean, I like watching some pretty embarrassing stuff [i.e. anything from Japan], but I don't try to hold it up as some monumental achievement that everyone should experience because it will TOTALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND MAYBE TEACH YOU SOME IMPORTANT LESSONS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND WHATEVER.

Gundam will change your life man. I learned about building relationships and becoming a man. I never would've been able to do it without the power of the mobile suit. I'm a proud Newtypey.

[nudemacusers]

Hey, I mean, I like watching some pretty embarrassing stuff [i.e. anything from Japan], but I don't try to hold it up as some monumental achievement that everyone should experience because it will TOTALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND MAYBE TEACH YOU SOME IMPORTANT LESSONS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND WHATEVER.

Gundam will change your life man. I learned about building relationships and becoming a man. I never would've been able to do it without the power of the mobile suit. I'm a proud Newtypey.

I've never watched gundam, but I want to now. This is inspirational stuff.

[ToxicAdam]

. But on the other, it's not as though there's much discussion to be had anyway. Ignoring that awful joke for a second, what discussion is there to be had outside of "sucks that he died, rest in peace"?

Easy.

"Too bad he didn't have access to free health care, this could have all been avoided ... oh wait."

Now you have a thread.

[Mr. Gundam]

Hey, I mean, I like watching some pretty embarrassing stuff [i.e. anything from Japan], but I don't try to hold it up as some monumental achievement that everyone should experience because it will TOTALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND MAYBE TEACH YOU SOME IMPORTANT LESSONS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND WHATEVER.

Gundam will change your life man. I learned about building relationships and becoming a man. I never would've been able to do it without the power of the mobile suit. I'm a proud Newtypey.

I've never watched gundam, but I want to now. This is inspirational stuff.

You totally should. Dating women and having sex with them is nothing. Getting a job and paying bills doesn't help with developing an adult sense of responsibility. It's all about the robots.

NEWTYPE IS MAGIC

[Joe Molotov]

. But on the other, it's not as though there's much discussion to be had anyway. Ignoring that awful joke for a second, what discussion is there to be had outside of "sucks that he died, rest in peace"?

Easy.

"Too bad he didn't have access to free health care, this could have all been avoided ... oh wait."

Now you have a thread.

Stolen.

[ToxicAdam]

I left out the part where you use a couple alts to vociferiously agree/disagree with the statement.

[Steve Youngblood]

Stolen.

Way to derail the thread. Either complement the pun or get the fuck out.

[headwalk]

See a cardiologist regularly once you're over 30, do everything you can to maintain cardiovascular health, etc.

If this guy had had a stress test done earlier this year, they might have caught his condition, and maybe he could have had a stent put in or something.

go drink some water, health special fellow. i live life by the seat of my size 36's.

[Polyh3dron]

Fucking Gahiggidy, is that guy even for real anymore?

I always thought he was one of the permabanned posters of old like Demi and Doombringer, always heard people talk about him but hadn't seen him ever post actually until this Wii U launch.

[Himu]

I wouldn't want to live forever. Go suck on a fuck, taco aka awesome-o

[TakingBackSunday]

I wouldn't want to live forever; I'd eventually get bored.  I'd probably want to off myself, and I feel like many people would feel that way once they've reached a point in their life.

[Great Rumbler]

[Barry Egan]

sounds like someone's got death anxiety.  :'(

[Flannel Boy]

#1 is fucking idiotic. Future generations don't exist yet and will not exist unless they are created. They have no rights.

They may not have any rights themselves, but their potential parents think that they have reproductive rights. Combine these "rights" with man's horniness, stupidity, and inability to use or afford birth-control, their existence is all but guaranteed.

As for the topic, I hate life and yet I'd want the potential to live 1,000 years.