Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 934829 times)

bork · « **Reply #10980 on:** September 21, 2020, 09:49:26 PM »

Quote from: Stro on September 21, 2020, 09:46:53 PM

She can wear whatever she wants you fuck

bork · « **Reply #10981 on:** September 21, 2020, 09:59:17 PM »

Raw Underground is a breath of fresh air after all that stinky crap.

bork · « **Reply #10982 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:08:28 PM »

Seth Rollins is out saying Rey is not Dominik's father. Are we seriously getting this shit AGAIN?

OH SWERVE

Now it's the same shit with his daughter instead.

bork · « **Reply #10983 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:11:05 PM »

This is all just to show that Aalyah Mysterio checked on Murphy last week or whatever.

FAMILY TENSION

Please let this shit stop.

bork · « **Reply #10984 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Stro on September 21, 2020, 10:14:49 PM

What? Vince is cucking Rey AGAIN?

It looked like it, but instead turned out to be Seth's DEVIOUS PLAN to make his daughter turn her back on the family.

bork · « **Reply #10985 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:25:16 PM »

I'm paraphrasing, but the best part was Rey looking into the camera and effectively saying the WWE PG version of "not this shit again."

bork · « **Reply #10986 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:28:37 PM »

And it continues.

Aalyah's acting skills

bork · « **Reply #10987 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:29:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/DakotaFuqua77/status/1308231498458423304
https://twitter.com/ringsidenews_/status/1308229023445721088

bork · « **Reply #10988 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:31:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1308228503003779074

bork · « **Reply #10989 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:32:12 PM »

bork · « **Reply #10990 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:48:47 PM »

The Retribution team members' names are "Slapjack, T-Bar, and Mace."

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1308237172168851456

bork · « **Reply #10991 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:54:17 PM »

Dio Maddin is Mace

Dominik Dijakovic is T-Bar

King just said "T-Bar stands for 'That boy ain't right."

Dunno who Slapjack is. When he tagged in, King audibly laughed when Tom said his name.

bork · « **Reply #10992 on:** September 21, 2020, 10:59:38 PM »

Can't believe that shit was the main event.

Retribution

It says a lot when the show ignores all this crap and closes with Randy Orton giving Drew an RKO.

Tripon · « **Reply #10993 on:** September 21, 2020, 11:50:47 PM »

Quote from: bork on September 21, 2020, 10:54:17 PM

Dio Maddin is Mace

Dominik Dijakovic is T-Bar

King just said "T-Bar stands for 'That boy ain't right."

Dunno who Slapjack is. When he tagged in, King audibly laughed when Tom said his name.

Slapjack is Shane Thorne. He was on RAW earlier this year!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #10994 on:** September 23, 2020, 07:39:19 AM »

Quote from: bork on September 21, 2020, 10:54:17 PM

Dio Maddin is Mace

Dominik Dijakovic is T-Bar

King just said "T-Bar stands for 'That boy ain't right."

Dunno who Slapjack is. When he tagged in, King audibly laughed when Tom said his name.

You know a gimmick is good when the announcers are actively shitting on and laughing at it.

bork · « **Reply #10995 on:** September 23, 2020, 02:05:42 PM »

"Lou Albany"

bork · « **Reply #10996 on:** September 23, 2020, 05:22:26 PM »

R.I.P. Road Warrior Animal.

bork · « **Reply #10997 on:** September 24, 2020, 05:39:35 PM »

NXT had another 'rona outbreak and apparently some WWE people got it too.

bork · « **Reply #10998 on:** September 24, 2020, 06:14:31 PM »

Clash Of Champions is this Sunday? Still haven't gotten to Payback yet.

bork · « **Reply #10999 on:** September 24, 2020, 06:19:01 PM »

Who is this? Comments seem to favor Bo Dallas.

bork · « **Reply #11000 on:** September 24, 2020, 08:18:23 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11001 on:** September 26, 2020, 10:22:28 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11002 on:** September 26, 2020, 10:46:11 PM »

Quote

T-Bar of RETRIBUTION hit back at CM Punk on Twitter saying the following:

Quote
You mock my brother SLAPJACK because you are a coward like every current and former @WWE Superstar. You tease leading RETRIBUTION but we will not follow you to failure like your New Nexus. We will destroy this place piece by piece, including you if you ever show up.

bork · « **Reply #11003 on:** September 27, 2020, 07:12:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/TBARRetribution/status/1310210161152327680

bork · « **Reply #11004 on:** September 27, 2020, 07:40:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/1309798149347778560
https://twitter.com/TBARRetribution/status/1309850857333235712

Yeah, but it's still not working, T-Bar.

bork · « **Reply #11005 on:** September 27, 2020, 07:48:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/TBARRetribution/status/1309722682473275395

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11006 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:29:40 PM »

No they signed a contract to be paid to destroy the company paying them to destroy it. It makes perfect sense in wrestling logic.

Also had the misfortune of watching part of Contest of Champions. Sami Zayn handcuffed Jeff Hardy to a ladder via the giant hole in his earlobe.

bork · « **Reply #11007 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:42:05 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on September 27, 2020, 08:29:40 PM

Also had the misfortune of watching part of Contest of Champions. Sami Zayn handcuffed Jeff Hardy to a ladder via the giant hole in his earlobe.

WTF?

I have it on but missed a lot of it. Just found out that Nia Jax, Shayna Bazler, and Nikki Cross weren't cleared to wrestle, so instead they just seem to have canceled the tag match and Asuka ran out to face Bayley, only for it to be a quick DQ.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11008 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:47:02 PM »

Quote from: bork on September 27, 2020, 08:42:05 PM

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on September 27, 2020, 08:29:40 PM
Also had the misfortune of watching part of Contest of Champions. Sami Zayn handcuffed Jeff Hardy to a ladder via the giant hole in his earlobe.

WTF?

I have it on but missed a lot of it. Just found out that Nia Jax, Shayna Bazler, and Nikki Cross weren't cleared to wrestle, so instead they just seem to have canceled the tag match and Asuka ran out to face Bayley, only for it to be a quick DQ.

Yeah, the Asuka thing was stupid even for wrestling.

I hope I explained it well enough: Handcuffs, one cuff attached to the ladder, the other locked through the piercing hole in Jeff Hardy's ear.

bork · « **Reply #11009 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on September 27, 2020, 08:47:02 PM

Quote from: bork on September 27, 2020, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on September 27, 2020, 08:29:40 PM
Also had the misfortune of watching part of Contest of Champions. Sami Zayn handcuffed Jeff Hardy to a ladder via the giant hole in his earlobe.

WTF?

I have it on but missed a lot of it. Just found out that Nia Jax, Shayna Bazler, and Nikki Cross weren't cleared to wrestle, so instead they just seem to have canceled the tag match and Asuka ran out to face Bayley, only for it to be a quick DQ.

Yeah, the Asuka thing was stupid even for wrestling.

I hope I explained it well enough: Handcuffs, one cuff attached to the ladder, the other locked through the piercing hole in Jeff Hardy's ear.

Yeah, that sounds...

Maybe I'll go back and look real quick.

bork · « **Reply #11010 on:** September 27, 2020, 08:56:20 PM »

Yup...shouldn't have done that.

bork · « **Reply #11011 on:** September 27, 2020, 09:10:06 PM »

It's nice to see Big Show and Christian pop up in this Drew/Randy match- otherwise wouldn't care at all about what's going on.

bork · « **Reply #11012 on:** September 27, 2020, 09:15:14 PM »

HBK!

...Orton is still winning this, isn't he?

bork · « **Reply #11013 on:** September 27, 2020, 09:19:28 PM »

Oh, OK. Drew retains.

bork · « **Reply #11014 on:** September 27, 2020, 11:22:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1310376497228771329

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11015 on:** September 28, 2020, 09:02:45 AM »

Quote from: bork on September 27, 2020, 11:22:06 PM

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1310376497228771329

So WWE is going to draft Retribution to destroy it?

Which show is going to get Sugar Shane's crappy fight club?

BIONIC · « **Reply #11016 on:** September 28, 2020, 09:28:57 AM »

Quote from: Stro on September 26, 2020, 10:25:45 PM

Kurt Angle is a mutant

Kurt’s face in that thumbnail should be an emote

bork · « **Reply #11017 on:** October 01, 2020, 09:06:17 AM »

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1311475149473017856

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11018 on:** October 01, 2020, 01:01:03 PM »

Dudes a goof who belongs with the mud show gang and the play rasslers

bork · « **Reply #11019 on:** October 04, 2020, 09:43:40 PM »

The "mystery" night-vision Terminator-biker and former returning NXT champ from the vignettes is...Ember Moon.

Odd timing to show have her come out, following Toni Storm who announced she's coming back too.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11020 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:25:42 PM »

how skippable was the take over?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11021 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 05, 2020, 03:25:42 PM

how skippable was the take over?

All the matches were completely serviceable (some were even quite good!) but none of them really had a reason to exist. Right now nothing in NXT has any stank on it, feud wise.

Also KOR and Balor might have destroyed themselves for no good reason in front of like 50 "fans" and a 2nd rate Thunderdome, so that's good. I guess Ridge Holland is your next NXT champ?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11022 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:45:33 PM »

Some really tall British dude that showed up and tossed Adam Cole's carcass ringside after the main event last night

dkdk · « **Reply #11023 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:20:47 PM »

it isnt often that lana isnt the most attractive woman in the ring but mandy

i'll never get used to this streaming wall background shit though

bork · « **Reply #11024 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:59:49 PM »

It appears that Mustafa Ali was secret Retribution member all along and is their leader?

Is this Vince trying to bring that hacker gimmick back and tie it together with this crap? Will Ali get a new, stupid ring name too? Or will this be forgotten about with the draft starting this Friday? My money's on the latter!

bork · « **Reply #11025 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:28:39 AM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1313308015118954502

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11026 on:** October 07, 2020, 01:00:37 AM »

Of course an arab is the leader of the anteefuh tarist group.

bork · « **Reply #11027 on:** October 07, 2020, 07:34:00 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on October 07, 2020, 01:00:37 AM

Of course an arab is the leader of the anteefuh tarist group.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11028 on:** October 09, 2020, 05:07:57 AM »

The Retribution is part of the WWE draft.

https://www.wwe.com/article/wwe-draft-2020-rules-superstar-pools

Has anyone attempted to explain why any show/executive/whoever is drafting the draft would choose for its brand a group hellbent on destroying the WWE?

bork · « **Reply #11029 on:** October 09, 2020, 07:23:51 AM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on October 09, 2020, 05:07:57 AM

Has anyone attempted to explain why any show/executive/whoever is drafting the draft would choose for its brand a group hellbent on destroying the WWE?

Do they ever explain *anything*?

bork · « **Reply #11030 on:** October 09, 2020, 07:24:37 AM »

Apparently nobody from NXT is part of the draft?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11031 on:** October 09, 2020, 07:26:35 AM »

lol who cares don’t people show up on both shows anyway now

bork · « **Reply #11032 on:** October 09, 2020, 07:31:30 AM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 09, 2020, 07:26:35 AM

lol who cares don’t people show up on both shows anyway now

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11033 on:** October 09, 2020, 11:22:30 AM »

he looks well in that pic

BIONIC · « **Reply #11034 on:** October 09, 2020, 01:19:16 PM »

Fucking carnies

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11035 on:** October 09, 2020, 01:49:58 PM »

Berto's been a mess for years.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11036 on:** October 09, 2020, 05:51:43 PM »

Just watching war games 98 aka the best war games

Is sting the only wrestler to ever get off the gas unprompted

bork · « **Reply #11037 on:** October 09, 2020, 08:14:14 PM »

WWE draft has started

With HUGE CHANGES LIKE

RAW SELECTS RAW CHAMPION DREW

SMACKDOWN SELECTS SMACKDOWN CHAMPION ROMAN

RAW SELECTS RAW CHAMPION ASUKA

But hey, Seth goes to Smackdown now. Please, please, PLEASE tell me the Mysterio family does NOT.

bork · « **Reply #11038 on:** October 09, 2020, 08:16:09 PM »

Entire Raw faction The Hurt Business faction...drafted to Raw.

HUGE CHANGES.

bork · « **Reply #11039 on:** October 09, 2020, 08:17:35 PM »

Seth: "I never have to take a look at [the Mysterio family's] disgusting faces ever again."

They're getting sent to SD, too, aren't they?

News:

Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 934829 times)