Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 937676 times)

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11221 on:** December 10, 2020, 01:05:32 AM »

The chicoms

team filler · « **Reply #11222 on:** December 10, 2020, 02:16:25 AM »

https://twitter.com/RuinYourDayNow/status/1336386397259747328

El Babua · « **Reply #11223 on:** December 11, 2020, 12:53:00 PM »

NXT became CZW so gradually, we didn't even notice.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11224 on:** December 11, 2020, 01:27:29 PM »

This warms the cockles of my cold, coal-black heart:

https://twitter.com/LanaWWE/status/1337214094353584128

bork · « **Reply #11225 on:** December 20, 2020, 07:42:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1340818674836500481

bork · « **Reply #11226 on:** December 20, 2020, 07:43:22 PM »

Miz cashed in during the TLC match and lost.

Raw ratings are in the shitter so am guessing this is part of a move to "clean things up."

bork · « **Reply #11227 on:** December 20, 2020, 08:37:55 PM »

Lana's weird push seems to have been killed. They pulled her from her TLC tag team championship match with Asuka and replaced her with a returning Charlotte Flair.

So how long until she takes the women's championship belt off Asuka?

Quote from: Stro on December 20, 2020, 08:26:12 PM

Who is that swinging the chair

John Morrison.

bork · « **Reply #11228 on:** December 20, 2020, 08:50:30 PM »

Asuka and Charlotte won the belts. Barely any focus on Asuka; camera was all over Charlotte and cut to Ric in the back.

bork · « **Reply #11229 on:** December 20, 2020, 08:51:33 PM »

This 2020/2021 commercial

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11230 on:** December 20, 2020, 09:05:43 PM »

Quote from: bork on December 20, 2020, 08:51:33 PM

This 2020/2021 commercial

2021 is going to be better for the politicians who get to jump the line for Covid vaccines. Saw Lizzie Warren instabragging about getting her shot before ICU nurses and cancer patients.

Meanwhile, Charlotte Flair had some work done on her face, right?

bork · « **Reply #11231 on:** December 20, 2020, 09:42:05 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on December 20, 2020, 09:05:43 PM

Meanwhile, Charlotte Flair had some work done on her face, right?

Either the face and/or her boobs again.

bork · « **Reply #11232 on:** December 27, 2020, 08:40:35 AM »

R.I.P. :'(. He passed away from lung disease.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11233 on:** December 28, 2020, 01:45:53 PM »

Not sure if it merits discussion, but Jim "Jimquisition" Sterling proclaimed WWE Battlegrounds one of the top 10 worst games for 2020.

Does WWE have moments of silence for alumni who died while working for a rival operation?

EDIT: I just thought of something: Luke Harper/Brodie Lee once openly mocked Vince McMahon in a TV skit. I wonder if this will influence the treatment he receives (or doesn't receive) on Raw.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11234 on:** December 28, 2020, 04:57:42 PM »

The Bruce Mitchell allegations are funny cos the obvious 2+2 was that he’s had whatever illness it was he had for a long long time, cuz for the last few years he was always out injured on and off

dkdk · « **Reply #11235 on:** December 28, 2020, 08:31:27 PM »

they only did an "in loving memory of" card before the theme started

how can they call keith lee's finisher the spirit bomb lol

Tripon · « **Reply #11236 on:** December 28, 2020, 08:36:02 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on December 28, 2020, 08:31:27 PM

they only did an "in loving memory of" card before the theme started

how can they call keith lee's finisher the spirit bomb lol

Drew also quoted Luke Gallows/Brodie Lee's twitter catch phrase. "It's Monday, you know that means."

Keith Lee's a huge anime fan, and I wouldn't be surprised if Spirit Bomb isn't actually trademarked for wrestling.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11237 on:** December 29, 2020, 07:05:40 AM »

Looks like the fed are going all in on hee haw and Randy Orton is a serial killer now

Is Vince secretly dying and wants to take the whole company down with him?

bork · « **Reply #11238 on:** December 29, 2020, 07:28:23 AM »

Quote from: dkdk on December 28, 2020, 08:31:27 PM

how can they call keith lee's finisher the spirit bomb lol

Did I hear them call Riddle's finisher "final flash?"

bork · « **Reply #11239 on:** January 04, 2021, 11:13:12 PM »

GOLDBERG IS BACK TO HAVE A TWO MINUTE MATCH WITH DREW AT THE RUMBLE!

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11240 on:** January 05, 2021, 01:32:56 AM »

I’ll have to watch it now

BIONIC · « **Reply #11241 on:** January 05, 2021, 01:44:47 AM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 05, 2021, 01:32:56 AM

I’ll have to watch it now

Fixed.

bork · « **Reply #11242 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:07:18 AM »

Here you go.

bork · « **Reply #11243 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:07:50 AM »

There was also this shit that opened the show.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11244 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:10:47 AM »

i meant the rumble

i'd sworn off modern wrestling now that its all full on gaga and now big billy berg pulls me back in

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11245 on:** January 05, 2021, 07:36:19 AM »

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11246 on:** January 07, 2021, 12:37:09 AM »

I watched a chunk of New Year's Evil and some of it was amusing. Austin Powers took a groin shot from a rocket shot by Shotzi Blackheart's tank. Rhea Ripley stuffed Dakota Kai into a locker.

Oh, and Xia Li lumped up a scrub. Those weeks of torture and mental/physical abuse really paid off.

EDIT: Austin Theory. Also, guy took TWO groin shots.

dkdk · « **Reply #11247 on:** January 18, 2021, 08:10:03 PM »

Randy out here looking like El Viper w/ this mask on

bork · « **Reply #11248 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:38:44 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11249 on:** January 19, 2021, 07:44:50 AM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11250 on:** January 19, 2021, 07:55:43 AM »

is the crispy critter from canyon creek still dead?

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11251 on:** January 19, 2021, 01:00:19 PM »

You know what was worse than Alexa's Playground and Asuka getting skairt because the lights went out in the arena for the 300th time?

Nothing, ever.

(Maybe Gillberg and fake Drew McIntyre.)

team filler · « **Reply #11252 on:** January 24, 2021, 03:10:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1353413508164177921

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11253 on:** January 26, 2021, 03:37:25 AM »

WWE network is being folded into Peacock streaming service.

The deal is you get the network plus Peacock plus or extra or whatever for $9.99 per month. You can get WWE network alone for $5 through Peacock.

The network won't be offered as a standalone product on the WWE site after March.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/25/media/peacock-wwe-network-trnd/index.html

bork · « **Reply #11254 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:29:29 AM »

It looks like the $5 tier version will include ads. But hey, same price for the full version so whatever. If they don't roll me over automatically, that might be it for me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11255 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:27:14 AM »

There will be some sort of auto rollover

Honestly, I had been thinking of cancelling my subscription, but getting peacock plus with ads and the dub dub eee network for $5 is a deal. Ads don't really bother me, it's whatever. $5 a month for NXT and takeovers is more than worth it alone, plus I usually delude myself into giving a shit about the main roster between Rumble and Mania, thinking maybe one day they'll do something interesting again

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11256 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:59:44 AM »

oh my fucking god what is this fucking dog shit

randy orton doing a simon weston gimmick

alexa bliss can change clothes by magic

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11257 on:** January 26, 2021, 12:02:28 PM »

vince is making billion dollar deals while rapidly going senile

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11258 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:33:50 AM »

hyped to watch what may be my final wwe ppv ever tonight

bork · « **Reply #11259 on:** January 31, 2021, 01:30:19 PM »

Don't care about anything but the Rumble matches. Assuming that the women's rumble will be on last since since most, if not all, the women involved in other matches look to be pulling double-duty.

-The first two entrants in the men's rumble are Orton and Edge.

-Natalya is #30 in the women's rumble. She also appears to have spoiled one of the entrants. This was quickly deleted off her Instagram:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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dkdk · « **Reply #11260 on:** January 31, 2021, 01:37:42 PM »

Natty should have her on as a guest for that show she does w/ her sister

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11261 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:28:58 PM »

Who's gonna win the gents rumble or who are the favs? I genuinely have no idea who's even been pushed these days other than Randy orton

At least with the girls I know they're pushing Bianca Bel Air hard and Rhea Ripley is due a call up so there's two big contenders

spoiler (click to show/hide)

so watch Charlotte win

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11262 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:31:49 PM »

There was some rumor from "a highly placed backstage source" that one proposal for the men's rumble finish was incredibly stupid, so I imagine whatever that is will probably happen. Maybe Otis again?

Bianca is probably the favorite for the women's and she and Sasha would have a banger of a match but like... then what? I have never been less interested in their "creative direction" if you can even call it that. This isn't a wrasslin promotion, it's a company that exists to sell merch and ad buys.

bork · « **Reply #11263 on:** January 31, 2021, 02:35:18 PM »

Guessing Charlotte wins because they're clearly building towards her facing Asuka (and putting the spotlight entirely on Charlotte already) and becoming champ again. Then she can feud with Lacey Evans.

Would prefer it be Bianca or Rhea winning it. Maybe they'll go in another direction and have Ric cause Charlotte to get eliminated or something.

No idea with the men's rumble. Maybe it's a returning Fiend, but he'd feud with Orton do that doesn't make sense. Gonna lol if it's HHH. Gonna stop watching if it's Seth.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11264 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:30:39 PM »

Orton has already won it like 3 times him winning would be the ultimate wet fart

Also expect them to be the worst rumbles possibly ever now pat patterson isn't around to book them anymore

bork · « **Reply #11265 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:48:43 PM »

Just saw one fan theory that would qualify as a "dumb finish." Goldberg beats Drew and gets the title. Drew is then a surprise Rumble entrant and wins again so he can get his title back at Mania.

PLZ NO

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11266 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:15:39 PM »

This ppv is gonna be so shit

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11267 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:12:02 PM »

Putting the one thing I wanna watch on first before I fall asleep, God bless you Vince

bork · « **Reply #11268 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:22:55 PM »

Quote from: bork on January 31, 2021, 03:48:43 PM

Just saw one fan theory that would qualify as a "dumb finish." Goldberg beats Drew and gets the title. Drew is then a surprise Rumble entrant and wins again so he can get his title back at Mania.

PLZ NO

It wasn't this

bork · « **Reply #11269 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:48:10 PM »

Finally time for one of the two rumbles.

bork · « **Reply #11270 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:53:43 PM »

Bayley shaved "Cole" into the back of her head??

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11271 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:03:07 PM »

They're a couple

bork · « **Reply #11272 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:03:44 PM »

Wait-- the women's tag title match was on the kick-off show? LOL.

With Nia and Shayna as the new champs, I think Charlotte is definitely winning this.

dkdk · « **Reply #11273 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:09:23 PM »

wow WWE got the 8K cams out

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11274 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:03:51 PM »

There was an amusing bit in the women's Rumble where Naomi and Bianca missed a cue or something for one of Naomi's elaborate return to the ring stunts. So they repeated the same sequence of moves two minutes later. Byron Saxton foolishly called attention to it.

EDIT: Pete Rosenberg won the 24-7 title. John Layfeld said, "This could be the worst event in wrestling history."

bork · « **Reply #11275 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:17:11 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on January 31, 2021, 08:03:07 PM

They're a couple

Say what??

bork · « **Reply #11276 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:17:42 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on January 31, 2021, 09:03:51 PM

There was an amusing bit in the women's Rumble where Naomi and Bianca missed a cue or something for one of Naomi's elaborate return to the ring stunts. So they repeated the same sequence of moves two minutes later. Byron Saxton foolishly called attention to it.

EDIT: Pete Rosenberg won the 24-7 title. John Layfeld said, "This could be the worst event in wrestling history."

Corey with "David Arquette has finally been redeemed!"

bork · « **Reply #11277 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:26:08 PM »

Updated Men's Rumble list

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Randy Orton
Edge
AJ Styles
Big E
Daniel Bryan
Sheamus
Jeff Hardy
Bobby Lashley
Jey Uso
Cesaro
The Miz
John Morrison
Otis
Sami Zayn
Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler
Mustafa Ali
Dominik Mysterio
Rey Mysterio
Baron Corbin
Braun Strowman
Ricochet
Elias
Riddle
Xavier Woods

We got five unknown slots.

bork · « **Reply #11278 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:39:36 PM »

Oh shit- what if the "dumb finish" being rumored is K.O. entering the Rumble and winning to get another match with Reigns?

bork · « **Reply #11279 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:46:16 PM »

Looking like the finish is going to be Orton coming back in after having done nothing and winning it?

News:

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