* Meanwhile at The White House *
"Donald! There's an environmental disaster brewing in Brazil. Jair must stop illegal Amazon logging before we can no longer save the Trump Doral from a flood.... I would send Rudy but..."
"Don't worry Jared. I'll call that Bolsodrunko and get him to stop. He loves me. We're like the Blues Brothers but better"
"Jayhere? Jayhere? Can you hear me? How's the wife, you still cheating? .... I'm sorry honey, don't cry. he still loves you probably.... put your husband on the phone now please"
"Look you have to stop logging amazons I understand they might be a 7 or an 8 but really it's bad for the environment. I enjoyed Wonder Woman a lot too but Jared says you really need to stop before something bad happens. We can't let Bezos of the Fake News Amazon Post get away with it, Ok?"
"Mr. Trump? this is Mr Bolsonaro housekeeper, I am very sorry, Mr Bolsonaro just fell down flight of stairs with glass of whiskey and really badly hurt"
"Don't worry about it Corona! BYE!"