https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1446738508249542657"Sorry lads, we ain't got no lorries and drivers to carry the troops to our subs down under but we will help you *squints eyes* #BuirdBackBettel "
"The EU implores all sides to resolve their differences peacefully and environmentally friendly. We stand with the people of Taiwan #StandWithTaiwan. Does anyone have any gas for our ride home?"
"Russia respects the sovereignty of China and Taiwan which can only be preserved with the latest S-400 missile delivery system, a friendly naval base and a 100 year Gazprom pay up front retainer for all your energy needs."
"We will swiftly torpedo any boats carrying unvaxxed Taiwanese refugees mate, Hail Pfizer"
"Look, here's the deal Jack. There's was this waitress over there and I'm not putting grounds in her boots"
"'Sir, Xi is going to take tie wang'. I said WHO? Didn't I see her first? Why does he get to take her right? So much for socialism. 'Tie wang is a country Sir'. They probably just made that whole thing up to lure us out to tell you the truth"