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xDollsbeepx

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Is cn doing reruns or something or is this a case of dvr abuse?

Reruns of the same shit all day. I don't usually let the kids watch tv or play Autismcraft all day but I'm feeling lazy as hell today.

No other channels? No fox kids or nickledeon shows on during the day anymore?

Fox kids doesn't exist anymore, last I checked.

Disney Channel is all bad tween shows that my son wouldn't watch. The Hub is My Little Pony shit. Nick is bad tween shows and shit tier cartoons. It's not a great time out there for kids shows that aren't ass.

Dickie Dee

  • It's not the band I hate, it's their fans.
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Sorry to bring that up out of the blue, it just stuck with me and I didn't even know him. Not trying to be a grief vulture.

It's just fucked to think that, without prior notice, a wrench might get thrown into out bodies gears.
___

nudemacusers

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You didn't have to say it.
eh it's not like he died from a dick in the ear or getting porked by a donkey
if I go out like this I want everyone to know. everyone.gif
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Himu

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Damn.

This is a time for reflection.

We must appreciate we grew up during a cartoon revolution. We really had it good.
IYKYK

Himu

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This isn't some super secret information that only the chosen few should know. Generally when someone you know dies, you'd like to know how they died.

Sure. It's an awful way to go. :( I was hoping he didn't suffer, but...:(
IYKYK

nudemacusers

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You didn't have to say it.
eh it's not like he died from a dick in the ear or getting porked by a donkey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Without a doubt the way Broseidon is going to go out.
the greatest L washington state has ever taken.
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Rufus

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Damn.

This is a time for reflection.

We must appreciate we grew up during a cartoon revolution. We really had it good.
Unintentionally hilarious post.
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Intentional?
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Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
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My Godparent's nephew died of a brain aneurysm last month. Out of the blue.

He was living at home and his parent's were away travelling and somehow signals got crossed and they and everyone else just thought he was home sick or they were just playing phone tag with him. They came home a week and a half after it happened and noticed the smell as soon as they stepped in the door...

Sheesh, that's awful.

SpeedStats

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This isn't some super secret information that only the chosen few should know. Generally when someone you know dies, you'd like to know how they died.

Sure. It's an awful way to go. :( I was hoping he didn't suffer, but...:(

Yeah.  Ruptured blood vessels in the body in general are fairly common, and they usually aren't fatal (including smaller ones in your lungs).  It's more along the lines of where they are, the cause, and which vessels are affected.  Everything works together in your body and if something isn't right in one part, it can affect others in different ways.  fwiw, this is a circumstance which is rare and sudden.

Even if what happened is a rare situation, best advice I can give is to go exercise at least an hour a day and eat six smaller portions throughout the day so you keep digesting stuff.  See a doctor every few years to get bloodwork done.  Don't smoke.  Drink 'til your drunk but don't do it often.  Have safe sex.  If you feel like you're having issues with stress or your mental health, talk to someone about it, meditate/yoga, or get a referral for a mental health professional because that can definitely affect your physical health in the long-term.  Basically, doing everything in moderation will help if you want to avoid some things which may affect you long-term. 


benjipwns

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The worst mod is the one who banned me for a week for not "contributing to discussion" I'll show them not contributing to discussion and then some!

The best mod is the one who would have made that ban the longest.

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And Steve Youngblood.  :-*
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Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
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The worst mod is the one who banned me for a week for not "contributing to discussion" I'll show them not contributing to discussion and then some!

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Quote. Orwell.

SpeedStats

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Tasty Meat, explain this. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=870683

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I've been thinking about this lately. You see, Pokémon are probably more than really funny-looking monsters that happen to look like some kind of real life animal or a mythological creature. Or some inanimate object that happens to be living (up to a certain degree).

Their behaviour these days are very human-like when you think about it, or in case of Mystery Dungeon, exactly. Hmm...

Makes me wonder if Pokémon qualify to be people.

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According to a book found in the Canalave Library in Sinnoh, it would seem Pokemon and Humans at the very least share a common ancestor, most likely Mew. Humans and Pokemon used to get married.

 :what

Also,  :nsfw , and NSFL:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124477562&postcount=50
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124496660&postcount=121

Actually, no.  Don't explain this.

Himu

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That reminds me i need to catch up on MLP.

Fuck, there's something else I talked to Hito about. :stahp
IYKYK

Yulwei

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Tasty Meat, explain this. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=870683

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I've been thinking about this lately. You see, Pokémon are probably more than really funny-looking monsters that happen to look like some kind of real life animal or a mythological creature. Or some inanimate object that happens to be living (up to a certain degree).

Their behaviour these days are very human-like when you think about it, or in case of Mystery Dungeon, exactly. Hmm...

Makes me wonder if Pokémon qualify to be people.

Quote
According to a book found in the Canalave Library in Sinnoh, it would seem Pokemon and Humans at the very least share a common ancestor, most likely Mew. Humans and Pokemon used to get married.

 :what

Also,  :nsfw , and NSFL:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124477562&postcount=50
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124496660&postcount=121

Actually, no.  Don't explain this.

pokemon autists disgust me

Tasty

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Tasty Meat, explain this. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=870683

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I've been thinking about this lately. You see, Pokémon are probably more than really funny-looking monsters that happen to look like some kind of real life animal or a mythological creature. Or some inanimate object that happens to be living (up to a certain degree).

Their behaviour these days are very human-like when you think about it, or in case of Mystery Dungeon, exactly. Hmm...

Makes me wonder if Pokémon qualify to be people.

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According to a book found in the Canalave Library in Sinnoh, it would seem Pokemon and Humans at the very least share a common ancestor, most likely Mew. Humans and Pokemon used to get married.

 :what

The marriage thing is false.

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http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sinnoh_myths

There once were Pokémon that
became very close to humans.
There once were humans and Pokémon
that ate together at the same table.
It was a time when there existed no
differences to distinguish the two.

In the literal translation of Sinnoh Folk Story 3, the myth originally referred to Pokémon and people marrying each other.

"No differences" is metaphorical, it basically describes some kind of past utopian society where Pokemon and humans were equals.

This is like when people misquote the Bible to prove a point, except that this time it's furries.

As to the question, it depends on what is meant by "people." I think Mewtwo, Meowth, etc. prove they can be just as sentient as people. But they're not "people" in the sense that they not homo sapiens. And obviously, whatever genetic trait that allows them to be caught in Pokeballs isn't present in humans.

Also,  :nsfw , and NSFL:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124477562&postcount=50
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124496660&postcount=121

Actually, no.  Don't explain this.

If I were a mod (:teehee) both of these people would be banned, fwiw.

I remember having strong words with posters in the first two Pokemon Community threads (the ones I made) about ecchi shit and duckroll gave me hell about "scaring people" and "acting like a mod."

After that I pretty much dropped out of that community altogether.

Phoenix Dark

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My Godparent's nephew died of a brain aneurysm last month. Out of the blue.

He was living at home and his parent's were away travelling and somehow signals got crossed and they and everyone else just thought he was home sick or they were just playing phone tag with him. They came home a week and a half after it happened and noticed the smell as soon as they stepped in the door...

My uncle died of one a couple years ago. He had it for awhile before knowing. He was a pilot and got fired from his job because his voice was slurring, and the company thought he was drinking. Later he found out about the aneurysm after a check up, but doctors couldn't do anything about it due to it being so close to the brain stem. After a few years they decided to try surgery. I saw him the day before, he was in good spirits, but couldn't talk so he would draw stuff on a little sharpie board. He drew a hamburger on it and we agreed we'd go get one after the surgery. He seemed very confident and calm.

Next day I got a text saying the surgery went well, he was awake, everything was good. 30 minutes later I got a text that he had passed. Apparently he woke up fine, rested a bit, then they checked his vitals. The doctor was testing his eye coordination by having him track a pen back and forth...and after a few seconds his eyes just went blank.

That shit is scary.
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Yulwei

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If I were a mod (:teehee) both of these people would be banned, fwiw.

I remember having strong words with posters in the first two Pokemon Community threads (the ones I made) about ecchi shit and duckroll gave me hell about "scaring people" and "acting like a mod."

After that I pretty much dropped out of that community altogether.

Serious?  :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871154

GAF meets visual design, version #7,821

Tasty

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If I were a mod (:teehee) both of these people would be banned, fwiw.

I remember having strong words with posters in the first two Pokemon Community threads (the ones I made) about ecchi shit and duckroll gave me hell about "scaring people" and "acting like a mod."

After that I pretty much dropped out of that community altogether.

Serious?  :lol

Looked up the PM's and "gave me hell" isn't accurate, I have to apologize about that one. We had a rather civil discussion about it, but the key takeaway for me was this:

Quote from: duckroll
Ideally, when it comes to general rules for what is not welcome in a Community thread, it would always be a community decision. Unless something is against our ToS in general, there is no reason to make certain groups feel alienated or excluded simply because one person does not like that sort of discussion or sharing. The only "sheriffs" in any given thread should be actual moderators - not the person who made the OP, or any other self appointed members who think they know better than others.

They obviously didn't like me telling them to knock it off, so community rule overrode my own guidelines as thread creator. For what it's worth, I mostly just ignored shit until I got PM'd by two different people saying they were uncomfortable with some of the content being posted. Then I got more involved, and then I got PM'd by duckroll.

And then I left.

The current community thread features fanart of a child Pokemon player character's huge ass front and center, so you can see the direction things went.

SpeedStats

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What have I done?  :-\ 

If I were a mod (:teehee) both of these people would be banned, fwiw.

I remember having strong words with posters in the first two Pokemon Community threads (the ones I made) about ecchi shit and duckroll gave me hell about "scaring people" and "acting like a mod."

After that I pretty much dropped out of that community altogether.

...though, I didn't realize Pokemon had its own mythology, so thanks for at least clarifying the text on that marriage thing.

You could alternatively move those posts to the fan art shock and awe thread.  Ecchi shit about Pokemon, huh?  Not enough kobeyucks in the world for that.

Every fanbase has some weird shit, I guess.

Himu

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rofl @ the pokemon just staring at loli-chan's ass
IYKYK

Isn't Pokemon where most of that crazy inflation fetish stuff comes from?

Tasty

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Each region generally has its own legends and mythos involving that gen's legendary Pokemon. There are some outliers though, like the Abyssal Ruins.

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Listen to King's words.
Primes lead to truth.
King is brave.
King never loses hope.
King is kind.
King has a dream.
King is adventurous.
King accepts all.
Have the heart of King.
Here we praise King.
King's light shines.
King moves his people.
King acts with love.
King fought hatred.
Go on, brave king.

Life is gratitude.
Eating is receiving life.
Good or evil isn't all.
Do not be barbaric.
One must not waste.
All is precious.
Wars create tears.
Shine if agreed.

King talks to all beings.
Saved all from waves.
King is hope for all.
Think act with love.
Act strong if agreed.

King defeated ③ alone.
④ joined King in a day.
King called ⑤ beings.
King is hope and future.
The great King ⑥.

It's utterly inconsequential but still a neat thing to discover.

Broseidon

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pokemon is shit
bent

Himu

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just realized that poke-san is doing dat ass face.
IYKYK

Tasty

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SpeedStats

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just realized that poke-san is doing dat ass face.

 :rofl

That pic is gold.


"ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた
ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいた

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dammit, Oscar.

Ugh.

『 けっこんした 』

StealthFan

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nah pokemon is shit. I grow immediately suspicious of adults that discuss Pokemon in earnest. In my experience many turn out to have pedophile tendencies.
reckt

Tasty

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god help me for what i am about to do

actually, andy, the marriage thing isn't false.  it was buffed out in the english translation for obvious squick reasons, but in japanese, it says clear as day:

"ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた
ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいた
むかしは ひとも ポケモンも おなじだったから ふつうのことだった"

which means:

"People used to marry Pokemon
Pokemon used to marry people
In older times, because people and Pokemon were the same, this was a normal thing"

brb shooting self

You should have shot yourself before posting this. You always have to be right on the internet, don't you? :'(

Well anyways, it's just a legend.

Tasty

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Which Pokemon do you fap to most often, Andrex?

Ditto. I get off on the idea that it takes it from every species with a smile.

Atramental

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nah pokemon is shit. I grow immediately suspicious of adults that discuss Pokemon in earnest. In my experience many turn out to have pedophile tendencies.
Stealthfan-sama, surely you jest!


I'm pretty sure that among any random cross section of mid twenties internet dudes, not being into Pokemon on at least a nostalgic level is way weirder than being into Pokemon.

Himu

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It's kinda funny how cautious parents pick Nintendo gaming as the 'right option' for their children based on a clean image and largely PG - PG13 content but think about it this way, would you rather have a child that's irreparably inured to graphic violence and murder, obscene sexual content, graphic language using...

Or a Pokemon fan?

(Image removed from quote.)

i dunno. i was a pokemon fan from 98-00. then again i was 12-14 years old in this time period.
IYKYK

StealthFan

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I was into pokemon for about five minutes back around that period too, Himu. I even rented a Gameboy Color for a day to play it. I was 11 then tho...
reckt

SpeedStats

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I played Pokemon from grade 4 until grade 6 and read some of the manga, but that's it.  There was a point during my undergrad 7 years ago where people who used to be into Pokemon when they were kids were playing the DS games because having a DS was mainstream at my school. 

Tried playing Pokemon X last year but dropped it.  It's not really my thing.

recursivelyenumerable

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The marriage thing is false.

Quote
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sinnoh_myths

There once were Pokémon that
became very close to humans.
There once were humans and Pokémon
that ate together at the same table.
It was a time when there existed no
differences to distinguish the two.

In the literal translation of Sinnoh Folk Story 3, the myth originally referred to Pokémon and people marrying each other.

"No differences" is metaphorical, it basically describes some kind of past utopian society where Pokemon and humans were equals.

This is like when people misquote the Bible to prove a point, except that this time it's furries.

As to the question, it depends on what is meant by "people." I think Mewtwo, Meowth, etc. prove they can be just as sentient as people. But they're not "people" in the sense that they not homo sapiens. And obviously, whatever genetic trait that allows them to be caught in Pokeballs isn't present in humans.

god help me for what i am about to do

actually, andy, the marriage thing isn't false.  it was buffed out in the english translation for obvious squick reasons, but in japanese, it says clear as day:

"ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた
ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいた
むかしは ひとも ポケモンも おなじだったから ふつうのことだった"

which means:

"People used to marry Pokemon
Pokemon used to marry people
In older times, because people and Pokemon were the same, this was a normal thing"

brb shooting self

wait, so is humanity like the 152nd or 552nd or whatever it is now Pokémon species, like humanity is the 18th or whatever Angel in Evangelion? whoa.

anyway FF Legend / SaGa >>> Pokémon
QED

Himu

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I fucking loved pokemon then. then one day in spring 2000, i was watching the anime one saturday morning and went

:yeshrug fuck it this is gay, and turned it to mtv

:yeshrug true story
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Himu

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IYKYK

Atramental

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nah pokemon is shit. I grow immediately suspicious of adults that discuss Pokemon in earnest. In my experience many turn out to have pedophile tendencies.

i feel that way about gamers in general.  it's a disgusting hobby that ought to be kept shamefully hidden, not spoken of in civilized company.
That's how I separate myself from the developers at my job.

They'll be over in their corner sperging out about League of Legends or whatever and I'll be talking to my fellow women co-workers about wine, food, aesthetics/design, and exotic cultures.  I mean sure, everyone thinks I'm gay but I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality not to care. :fabulous

Yulwei

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rofl atra

SpeedStats

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I think I stopped playing Pokemon because I got FF9, a Dreamcast, Skies of Arcadia, and Power Stone, and dedicated more time to those.

Tasty

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I'm not gonna lie, Pokemon probably appeals to me because I have very light semi-spergy thinking and tendencies. But then again I'm 22 years old, have no college debt (cuz I dropped out like a baller) and am gainfully employed so I must be doing something right.

Himu

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FF9 :lawd. 2000 was so good for gaming. by ps2 i was like, pokemon? wut that? Nobody got no time for that when you've got  a ps2 or dreamcast.
IYKYK

If it weren't for Pokemon it'd be Digimon trending for almost two decades. Fuck that.

Himu

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digimon cartoon was legit 1000000000x better than pokemon's and i'll fight anyone who disagrees.
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Yulwei

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Digimon anime was my shit. I watched all of them

lmao digimon was and forever will be scrapping the bottom of the barrel for leftover Pokeswag

It's our digidestiny to digivolve into digibest friends so that we can overcome our digidoom

nudemacusers

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nah pokemon is shit. I grow immediately suspicious of adults that discuss Pokemon in earnest. In my experience many turn out to have pedophile tendencies.

i feel that way about gamers in general.  it's a disgusting hobby that ought to be kept shamefully hidden, not spoken of in civilized company.
That's how I separate myself from the developers at my job.

They'll be over in their corner sperging out about League of Legends or whatever and I'll be talking to my fellow women co-workers about wine, food, aesthetics/design, and exotic cultures.  I mean sure, everyone thinks I'm gay but I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality not to care. :fabulous
careful with this plan of attack, I was on a trip with a friend who I hadn't seen much of since college and during a deep alcohol conversation it was revealed that apparently everyone thought I was a gay robot in college  :lol >:( :'(
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Himu

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pickles starting this war in 2014?!

naawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
IYKYK

Himu

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the games were like the only good thing about Pokemon, full stop. It's true. :obama
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nudemacusers

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debate sincerely the quality of toy-pushing babbysfirstanimufeggit ____-mon tv brehs
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Himu

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well you're the parent. you'll be having this discussion with them in oh, 6-8 years assuming Nintendo doesn't DIE before then. :teehee
IYKYK

nudemacusers

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well you're the parent. you'll be having this discussion with them in oh, 6-8 years assuming Nintendo doesn't DIE before then. :teehee
he already watches pokemon :fbm

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Every generation, I get a bit further into the competitive scene, but usually quit out of boredom.  X/Y was the closest I've gotten since one of my tenants is a huge Pokemon guy, but even then I stopped.  Might try again with the upcoming gen 3 remakes. 

Himu

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well you're the parent. you'll be having this discussion with them in oh, 6-8 years assuming Nintendo doesn't DIE before then. :teehee
he already watches pokemon :fbm

Digimon is being rebooted. So he'll get to watch that too! then you can have this debate with him in real life!
IYKYK

Tasty

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YGO had a great anime. Everything came together in the last season in a way that distinctly reminded me of Sailor Moon. Shit got dark pretty quick and the payoff was easily worth the previous four seasons.

Pokemon anime isn't good. It's a marketing vehicle, and a successful one at that.

The games are great if you go full Poketard. Lots of depth.

718 Species x 179 Hold Items x 617 Moves x 25 Natures x 6 Stats (255 EV's each, up to 31 IV points each)

Multiply that by six for a full team and throw on double/triple battles, and it's quite the fun time.

nudemacusers

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well you're the parent. you'll be having this discussion with them in oh, 6-8 years assuming Nintendo doesn't DIE before then. :teehee
he already watches pokemon :fbm

Digimon is being rebooted. So he'll get to watch that too! then you can have this debate with him in real life like a 90's kid!
here is how any debate will go. I drop my x-men animated series, Batman TAS, swat cats, eek the cat, animaniacs and freakazoid cards. he loses.

and no i'm not gonna go back and rewatch any of that shit for an objective appraisal. I did that with bobby's world and part of my soul cried.
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Himu

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well you're the parent. you'll be having this discussion with them in oh, 6-8 years assuming Nintendo doesn't DIE before then. :teehee
he already watches pokemon :fbm

Digimon is being rebooted. So he'll get to watch that too! then you can have this debate with him in real life like a 90's kid!
here is how any debate will go. I drop my x-men animated series, Batman TAS, swat cats, eek the cat, animaniacs and freakazoid cards. he loses.

and no i'm not gonna go back and rewatch any of that shit for an objective appraisal. I did that with bobby's world and part of my soul cried.

All of those are great dude. Except Bobby's World.
IYKYK