Author Topic: It's 20XX and people are mad online about Star War! (Read 557442 times)

daemon · « **Reply #3960 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:05:04 PM »

They fly now!

/Cries in jet clonetrooper

Nintex · « **Reply #3961 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:13:59 PM »

very cool

Tasty · « **Reply #3962 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:30:17 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on November 25, 2019, 05:00:32 PM

https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1199021463942160384

anyone read the leak?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3963 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:31:30 PM »

Don't lie, you rehearsed the script to where you and your Grindr date light-saber fight with your erections while you both spout lines from the leaked script.

Nintex · « **Reply #3964 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:45:57 PM »

Daisy left the script under her bed. Silly girl.

Kylo: "The Emperor I can sense him..."

*lightsaber battle*

Stormtrooper: "I guess we really are the last of us"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3965 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:52:21 PM »

Quote from: daemon on November 25, 2019, 06:05:04 PM

They fly now!

/Cries in jet clonetrooper

NOW THIS IS JETPACKING

Nintex · « **Reply #3966 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:53:07 PM »

HE SURE IS PACKING JETS!

How much are we betting this is sort of a 'running joke' in the film and one or two silly looking aliens will jetpack across the screen way too many times.

Kara · « **Reply #3967 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:14:46 PM »

Quote from: daemon on November 25, 2019, 06:05:04 PM

They fly now!

/Cries in jet clonetrooper

Or Imperial Super Commando.

Occam · « **Reply #3968 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on November 25, 2019, 05:00:32 PM

https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1199021463942160384

anyone read the leak?

Disney got it back before it was sold. It's not available online.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3969 on:** November 25, 2019, 08:09:43 PM »

"They fly now"
Shalt thou say but only one
Twice, shalt thou not say said line
Three times is flat out.

team filler · « **Reply #3970 on:** November 25, 2019, 09:24:08 PM »

George: They fly now.
Jerry: They fly now?
Kramer: *zip hand motion* Oh, they’re flyin, Jerry

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3971 on:** November 25, 2019, 09:48:41 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 25, 2019, 09:24:08 PM

George: They fly now.
Jerry: They fly now?
Kramer: *zip hand motion* Oh, they’re flyin, Jerry

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1199093898779348993

team filler · « **Reply #3972 on:** November 25, 2019, 10:14:36 PM »

whole franchise trash outside of mandalorians

bluemax · « **Reply #3973 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:25:31 PM »

I watched the first episode of the Mandalorian finally.

It's... fucking bad. I mean there's some cool visuals I guess for a tv show, but the writing makes no fucking sense.

team filler · « **Reply #3974 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:27:37 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3975 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:45:38 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 25, 2019, 10:14:36 PM

whole franchise trash outside of mandalorians

And KotOR/KotOR2 (depending on your poison), and Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast/Jedi Academy, and Republic Commando.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3976 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Stro on November 25, 2019, 09:47:56 PM

I read about the guy who played Jar Jar getting so much hate (much of it racism based) from Star War nerds that he was in a deep depression and nearly killed himself multiple times.

You can only kill yourself once.

daemon · « **Reply #3977 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:50:53 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2019, 11:47:16 PM

Quote from: Stro on November 25, 2019, 09:47:56 PM
I read about the guy who played Jar Jar getting so much hate (much of it racism based) from Star War nerds that he was in a deep depression and nearly killed himself multiple times.

You can only kill yourself once.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

daemon · « **Reply #3978 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:53:38 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on November 25, 2019, 11:25:31 PM

I watched the first episode of the Mandalorian finally.

It's... fucking bad. I mean there's some cool visuals I guess for a tv show, but the writing makes no fucking sense.

I know right. I also watched 10 minutes of a New Hope and i'm like: how did we get from spaceships and cool lasers to a farmer in a sandy planet? That shit makes no sense.

Momo · « **Reply #3979 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:57:30 PM »

I've resolved my impasse with the helmet thing by inventing a head cannon where this specific mandelorian clan has a thing about keeping helmets on cause it's their thing and it doesnt have anything to do with mandalorians overall.

daemon · « **Reply #3980 on:** November 26, 2019, 12:00:04 AM »

"Sequel fanboys cant hurt you, they're not real"

Sequel fanboys:

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3981 on:** November 26, 2019, 12:31:41 AM »

This is not okay.

chronovore · « **Reply #3982 on:** November 26, 2019, 02:30:48 AM »

Quote from: Esch on November 25, 2019, 10:31:54 PM

https://twitter.com/emanuelmaiberg/status/1199087429333983232

I'm also noticing that The Clone Wars animated series (not REBELS) displays nearly all its shading with black, without any kind bounce lighting, rim lighting, etc. It's oddly flat and unattractive. Which trips me out, because I actually enjoy the painterly textured look they're using min most other cases.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3983 on:** November 26, 2019, 02:47:06 AM »

Quote from: Esch on November 25, 2019, 10:31:54 PM

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/1199091775014686720

Ghoul · « **Reply #3984 on:** November 26, 2019, 10:13:42 AM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3985 on:** November 26, 2019, 10:23:37 AM »

Quote from: daemon on November 26, 2019, 12:00:04 AM

Sequel fanboys:

(Image removed from quote.)

I await the Baby Yoda going back to Yoda-Japan arc of Star Wars.

Tasty · « **Reply #3986 on:** November 26, 2019, 10:32:10 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on November 26, 2019, 10:23:37 AM

Quote from: daemon on November 26, 2019, 12:00:04 AM
Sequel fanboys:

(Image removed from quote.)

I await the Baby Yoda going back to Yoda-Japan arc of Star Wars.

Shippo expy

daemon · « **Reply #3987 on:** November 26, 2019, 11:55:43 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on November 26, 2019, 10:13:42 AM

Occam · « **Reply #3988 on:** November 26, 2019, 04:15:57 PM »

That was so cringeworthy I had to turn it off after 30 seconds.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3989 on:** November 26, 2019, 04:17:29 PM »

So, a typical Jimmy Fallon clip?

TVC15 · « **Reply #3990 on:** November 26, 2019, 04:20:52 PM »

Herzog is the best Star Wars casting since the OT.

daemon · « **Reply #3991 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:39:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 26, 2019, 04:20:52 PM

Herzog is the best Star Wars casting since the OT.

That's a weird way to spell Ewan McGregor.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3992 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:45:07 PM »

I thought about calling him out. He deserves credit for carrying that prequel trilogy, but I can’t put him near the top since the movies and his character still fundamentally suck. It ain’t his fault, though. I hope he doesn’t hold it against me. He’s one of the best working today.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3993 on:** November 26, 2019, 09:39:02 PM »

Ewan and Liam both carried the prequels, tbh.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3994 on:** November 26, 2019, 09:55:19 PM »

Liam’s a snoozer in em

chronovore · « **Reply #3995 on:** November 26, 2019, 11:30:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 26, 2019, 09:55:19 PM

Liam’s a snoozer in em

Yeah, you can tell Liam had The Worst Direction Ever going against him in Ep.1. Horrible.

Momo · « **Reply #3996 on:** November 26, 2019, 11:45:48 PM »

episode one still had the best lightsaber fight in the live action stuff

Kara · « **Reply #3997 on:** November 27, 2019, 02:27:02 AM »

Quote from: Momo on November 25, 2019, 11:57:30 PM

I've resolved my impasse with the helmet thing by inventing a head cannon where this specific mandelorian clan has a thing about keeping helmets on cause it's their thing and it doesnt have anything to do with mandalorians overall.

The shows established that they're a very fragmented people, doesn't seem improbable.

I keep getting a Death Watch vibe from them myself.

daemon · « **Reply #3998 on:** November 27, 2019, 07:59:55 AM »

If Phantom Menace was directed by JJ

Momo · « **Reply #3999 on:** November 27, 2019, 08:04:00 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4000 on:** November 27, 2019, 08:57:14 PM »

The Mandalorian made me intrested in starwars again

kingv · « **Reply #4001 on:** November 28, 2019, 07:09:15 PM »

I’m watching the first episode of Mandalorian and it’s... ok?

I really don’t like the way it is filmed, something about it looks off and cheap.

It has that sort of Syfy movie quality where it looks like people in costumes standing around in sets rather than looking like what it’s supposed to look like. It’s surprisingly cheap-looking coompared to something like Game of Thrones or even the watchmen show.

team filler · « **Reply #4002 on:** November 28, 2019, 11:36:59 PM »

that's what star war always looked like

Don Rumata · « **Reply #4003 on:** November 29, 2019, 01:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Stro on November 29, 2019, 01:48:59 PM

I hope these ROS spoilers are real

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Palpatine is Rey's grandpa
Force ghost Han
Palpatine faces Rey in a gladiator coliseum with a star war raging above them, then steals the energy from Rey/Kylo's force bond to replenish himself for a lightsaber battle

The emperor being killed, the big death weapon being destroyed, a big galaxy wide celebration, ending with Rey making a lightsaber made out of Luke and Leia's and watching the twin suns on Tattoine
[close]

I refuse to believe any of this.

agrajag · « **Reply #4004 on:** November 29, 2019, 01:56:37 PM »

I don't care about the new Star Wars movie, I only care about baby Yoda.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4005 on:** November 29, 2019, 01:56:37 PM »

I want it to be true, but it doesn't sound like the kind of movie Abrams would make.

agrajag · « **Reply #4006 on:** November 29, 2019, 01:57:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1200400652670787584

team filler · « **Reply #4007 on:** November 29, 2019, 11:18:54 PM »

~~mandalorians~~ lil babby yoder's first big adventure series! ep4, filler episode

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #4008 on:** November 29, 2019, 11:22:42 PM »

Bah wrong thread, stupid

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4009 on:** November 29, 2019, 11:36:30 PM »

Reminded me of a good stargate episode.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #4010 on:** November 30, 2019, 12:18:03 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on November 29, 2019, 11:36:30 PM

Reminded me of a good stargate episode.

Don’t you besmirch SG1, nu-Star Wars could only hope to be as good as that.

Himu · « **Reply #4011 on:** November 30, 2019, 01:35:44 AM »

Quote from: filler on November 25, 2019, 09:24:08 PM

George: They fly now.
Jerry: They fly now?
Kramer: *zip hand motion* Oh, they’re flyin, Jerry

Momo · « **Reply #4012 on:** November 30, 2019, 04:34:35 AM »

Gina is so thick, squeeze me senpai

Don Rumata · « **Reply #4013 on:** November 30, 2019, 06:33:31 AM »

Quote from: Momo on November 30, 2019, 04:34:35 AM

Gina is so thick, squeeze me senpai

Did you watch Haywire? She can't act for shit, but that fight with Fassbender...

Nintex · « **Reply #4014 on:** November 30, 2019, 12:20:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1200244662092484608

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1200821792966938624

agrajag · « **Reply #4015 on:** November 30, 2019, 12:25:22 PM »

agree with filler ep4 was pure filler (lul), that barely advanced the plot at all.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #4016 on:** November 30, 2019, 01:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on November 30, 2019, 12:20:31 PM

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1200244662092484608

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1200821792966938624

Quote

“Episode 9 will be the conclusion of a story over 40 years in the making.”

Until they do another trilogy, 2 years from now.

Nintex · « **Reply #4017 on:** November 30, 2019, 01:56:17 PM »

"From the story that concluded 40 years ago"

*drumroll*

"Already described as the greatest event in cinematic history"

*pew pew*

"Starring Ryan Reynolds as Baby Yoda and Margot Robbie as Darth Lady and the return of Ewan McGregor as the clone of Obi-Wan Kenobi"

*bbbzzzt*

"The next chapter in the never ending Star Wars saga"

"Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi Clones

In theaters December 2021"

kingv · « **Reply #4018 on:** November 30, 2019, 02:10:01 PM »

its interesting that Star Wars is kind of the surest bet in the world, but Disney is still kind of boondoggling it.

Like the new movie will surely perform well, but at the same time they are kind of backing themselves into a corner where the only option seems to be to keep retelling the same story.

team filler · « **Reply #4019 on:** November 30, 2019, 02:15:04 PM »

babby jarjar

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Author Topic: It's 20XX and people are mad online about Star War! (Read 557442 times)