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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #180 on: August 06, 2018, 09:21:08 PM »
That's been proven false many times over, as Alex Jones has actually said funny things in his career

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« Reply #181 on: August 06, 2018, 09:53:09 PM »
tbh that's more believable than "Vince McMahon knows how to book a wrestling show in 2018" :jawalrus
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« Reply #182 on: August 06, 2018, 10:18:52 PM »
tbh Iíd rather watch a round of Steve Harveyís Family Feud than any Bill Hicks bit.
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Re: Conspiracy theories
« Reply #183 on: August 06, 2018, 10:29:01 PM »
Somehow these posts are the most ignorant things said in this thread, good jorb you guys
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« Reply #184 on: August 06, 2018, 10:33:48 PM »
I watched a few minutes of Alex Jones and I can kind see how he kept people thinking heís an entertainer and not serious.

Itís really fucking cornball. Like he is either just playing it up for the Rubes or he is actually having a psychotic break or on some serious drugs. It says a lot about how dumb Americans are to believe any of this shot. And not just because the content is insane, but because the delivery doesnít pass the sniff test.

IMO,  Sasha baron cohen characters are roughly the same level of being believable.

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« Reply #185 on: August 06, 2018, 10:34:55 PM »
Somehow these posts are the most ignorant things said in this thread, good jorb you guys

Bill Hicks never came close to touching this:

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« Reply #186 on: August 06, 2018, 10:47:01 PM »
Bill Hicks destroyed.
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« Reply #187 on: August 06, 2018, 10:50:29 PM »
I fucken hate Steve Harvey

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« Reply #189 on: August 06, 2018, 11:45:21 PM »
Have we not done "Stevie Wonder isn't blind?" in this thread?

Cause that's mine.

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« Reply #190 on: August 07, 2018, 12:05:58 AM »
Have we not done "Stevie Wonder isn't blind?" in this thread?

Cause that's mine.

We were discussing this yesterday during our outing to the Zodiac murder site at Lake Berryessa!
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« Reply #191 on: August 07, 2018, 02:56:55 AM »
My former Democrat union worker uncle got huge into Alex Jones because he's a racist and so hated Obama which made him "wake up and open his eyes" to the lieberal Democrap lies, which of course meant, finding the answers in conspiracy theory YouTube; and bought all the supplements and such, he used to watch InfoWars all day long like it was Fox News. I forget if he moved onto more hardcore stuff well before Trump or just moved over to Fox as they shifted into Alex's brand and vice versa.

I watched a few minutes of Alex Jones and I can kind see how he kept people thinking heís an entertainer and not serious.

Itís really fucking cornball. Like he is either just playing it up for the Rubes or he is actually having a psychotic break or on some serious drugs. It says a lot about how dumb Americans are to believe any of this shot. And not just because the content is insane, but because the delivery doesnít pass the sniff test.
Alex has changed, he used to be more straight conspiracy crap and his political angle was mostly the government is lying and secretly setting up a police state you gotta prep for it. It was after his divorce when he started to become more mainstream conservative talking about all politics and latched onto Trump and then he and Trump's fanbase sorta merged together.

His 9/11 truther stuff got him kicked off a large chunk of his original conservative radio network back in the day because he was attacking Bush constantly. Even his stuff like his homophobia or racism used to be more of it's part of government plot to take away your rights! It's shifted to a more mainstream "social studies warriors" and lieberals are to blame specifically.

It's obvious but the whole deep state take up by Hannity, etc. is to explain why Trump is "being thwarted" but Alex was already on the deep state stuff like any good fringe nut and for whatever reason hooked onto Trump is going to fight it bandwagon long before he even won. Hannity or Rush or whoever is using it now in a sort of backwards explanation from how Alex came to the same point.

I think InfoWars has had an internal fight and exodus where people who left wanted to get back to exposing THE TRUTH instead of sucking off Trump, like an inverse The Young Turks. Some of the anti-Q people are former InfoWars alums who didn't buy into Trump and especially not the Trump is a secret hero fighting the deep state narrative.

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« Reply #192 on: August 07, 2018, 03:03:34 AM »
Ron Paul's channel is kinda funny sometimes because Ron doesn't much like Trump and is too old to change his ways but most of his guests are all the same as Alex Jones, Q nutbags or Trump fans and Ron's trying to talk about the war profiteers or whatever and the guest is all like "the neocons are undermining Trump's 19th dimensional chess!" and Ron will kinda ignore them and vice versa until the segment ends.

And the comments are all like "can't believe Ron sold out, I used to like him, believe Q! Can't Stump The Trump!"

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« Reply #195 on: August 07, 2018, 07:01:33 AM »
alex jones is ruining this thread, can we ban him here too  :doge

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« Reply #196 on: August 07, 2018, 10:21:57 AM »
Pretty weak that they all banned him on the same day because none had the balls to be the 'first' and once they saw it was o.k. to ban him only Twitter kept him on. Even Pinterest has removed InfoWars.
In doing so it even looks like a coordinated effort thus giving more credibility to Alex's claims among his base about the MSM being controlled by his enemies.

The reason for banning him isn't entirely clear either. There was no change in content whatsoever.
I guess Facebook got spooked by the 20% stock drop and figured that this had something to do with it.

I'm against any sort of censorship and I won't be hypocritical by saying that censoring Alex Jones is a good thing.
It's scary when big corporations by committee decide what people are allowed to see.

Not to mention that they were happy to take in the advertising dollars that Jones generated on his channels and they freely ran his ads.
If they are against this sort of content they should ban all channels that call for violence. As it stands they're singling out InfoWars to please the hysterical left wing mob.
There's plenty of other content like this (sometimes even state sponsored).

Censorship is what happens when the government decides you can't say something. Facebook deciding what they'll let be posted is well within their rights as a private network service. You're free to not like it, and you can even post to FB that you disagree with their decision.

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« Reply #198 on: August 08, 2018, 04:43:21 PM »
The InfoWars app is now trending at #1 on the app store.




The Apple cult is drinking that InfoWars koolaid
The Madman launched that app 3 weeks ago.  :lol
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« Reply #207 on: August 17, 2018, 02:45:11 PM »


Ah, so she was sent from Venus to Earth by the Lord Sanat Kumara along with Stephen Hawking. I knew it couldn't have just been Stephen Hawking, there must be others.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45660.msg2444519#msg2444519


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« Reply #211 on: August 25, 2018, 10:55:56 AM »
Remember those veterans trying to save kids from sex predators and trafficking that had a stand-off with law enforcement?
https://twitter.com/McAfeeExecutive/status/1032843159158579201

Apparently one of them is the CEO of the McAfee Group. The group of McAfee Crypto companies.  :doge
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« Reply #212 on: August 25, 2018, 06:07:11 PM »
The Granddaddy of American Conspiracy Theorists

Decades before QAnon, false flags, ďcrisis actorsĒ and Alex Jones, there was Milton William Cooper. An exclusive excerpt from ĎPale Horse Riderí by Mark Jacobson

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/william-cooper-conspiracy-theory-711469/
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« Reply #213 on: August 25, 2018, 06:56:31 PM »
John McAfee has now openly joined the children cannibalism train.

Says infants are being devoured
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1033485395869290497
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« Reply #214 on: August 30, 2018, 01:43:08 PM »
Alex gets callers to ask him about the shemale porn on his phone
https://twitter.com/ArthurDayne1/status/1034883831701139456

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« Reply #215 on: September 04, 2018, 04:35:05 PM »


Alex Jones claims he's a secret agent, waiting to be activated by the Army to fight back against communism.
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« Reply #216 on: September 06, 2018, 03:20:39 AM »
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« Reply #217 on: September 06, 2018, 06:14:44 PM »

Twitter has banned Alex Jones and with that he has been 'deplatformed'.

Pretty wild to see such a coordinated censorship strike against an 'alternative' media platform.
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« Reply #221 on: September 08, 2018, 06:48:42 AM »
I have a different theory.

- Trump likes fighters
- Sarah Sanders wants to leave
- His son fucked the Fox News person he wanted to replace Sanders with so she can't take the job no more
- Trump and Jones talk occasionally and there's no better crusader against the mainstream media (hell, Jones invented it, Trump merely adopted it)
- Alex Jones media empire is fucked anyway because of the lawsuits
- Alex Jones will show Trump he can fight because suddenly he's trying to get the attention of the MSM
- He then tells his anti-government supporters that he has no choice but to take a job offer from Trump at the White House
- Jim Acosta gasps in horror as Sarah Sanders doesn't show for the next press briefing but Alex Jones does

As for the letter. Trump still wants Kelly gone but nothing seems to work. Same with Sessions.
And he can't really 'fire' them, they'd have to leave on their own accord. Which Kelly was supposed to do months ago.

So Trump has Kellyanne write an anono--nnmmous op-ed to the New York Times. He kinda gave away the hint himself because he can never keep his mouth shut
"The source a HE, is probably a SHE because that would make it harder to find her RIGHT?"

And Kelly from day one has been the daycare guy. So he's going to fall on this sword. Because either A) he wrote it, or B) they don't figure out who did but he's the Chief of Staff so it was his responsibility.
Letters being stolen doesn't look great on the resume of the guy who's supposed to take care of things.

So in comes Hope Hicks as new Chief of Staff who was recently spotted boarding Air Force 1 a couple of times to discuss new job offers within the Trump administration.
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« Reply #222 on: September 08, 2018, 06:54:54 AM »
It just pours out like that, doesn't it? :ryker

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« Reply #224 on: September 08, 2018, 10:21:43 AM »
Hence me posting it here instead of the outside link or trash thread.

They got gilded for it, too. :doge

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« Reply #228 on: September 09, 2018, 05:17:52 PM »
What if Q wrote the Qu'ran  :thinking
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« Reply #229 on: September 10, 2018, 12:20:17 AM »
My former Democrat union worker uncle got huge into Alex Jones because he's a racist and so hated Obama which made him "wake up and open his eyes" to the lieberal Democrap lies, which of course meant, finding the answers in conspiracy theory YouTube; and bought all the supplements and such, he used to watch InfoWars all day long like it was Fox News. I forget if he moved onto more hardcore stuff well before Trump or just moved over to Fox as they shifted into Alex's brand and vice versa.
So my cousin's son had a birthday this weekend, and went to his party and see family so on, and said uncle was there. You'd never guess.

Yep, Q is now his god. The snowball is coming! Enter the codes and you can see. The snowball has started.

Also, he has developed some strange theory that he doesn't need to have a drivers license, or license plate, or vehicle registration, because CONSTITUTION. He's also already received tickets for these, and a further charge for not paying said tickets that make a total for $3000. But because he hasn't received a bench warrant for not attending the court date, he assumes he's found a loophole in the system rather than bureaucratic "loopholes" in processing.

I looked into this and it linked back to some now defunct InfoWars videos along with a number of...well..less well funded similar sites in which the theory is based around that you don't have a right to drive, that yes, it's a privilege, BUT YOU DO HAVE A RIGHT TO TRAVEL. Why this exempts you from the restrictions placed on using the state's roads while using the state's roads none of them seem to be clear on, I'll have to see if I can find the InfoWars video as that would probably be fully sourced and complete.

Which in a fun coincidence also explains the non-masturbation parts of this amusing video, where the guy insists he's not driving the car, but instead traveling in it:


I had initially assumed the guy was just high or something. Turns out, he's an INFORMED CITIZEN. :american

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« Reply #231 on: September 11, 2018, 08:32:03 AM »
Isn't it supposed to be in east africa or something?

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« Reply #232 on: September 11, 2018, 10:19:02 AM »
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/09/blind-item-3_6.html?m=1

Seems things are almost over for Asia Argento. Her killing spree is coming to an end.
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« Reply #233 on: September 11, 2018, 06:50:57 PM »
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/09/blind-item-3_6.html?m=1

Seems things are almost over for Asia Argento. Her killing spree is coming to an end.

Blind item? Who follows this kind of thing in the 21st c?

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« Reply #234 on: September 11, 2018, 06:57:11 PM »
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/09/blind-item-3_6.html?m=1

Seems things are almost over for Asia Argento. Her killing spree is coming to an end.

Blind item? Who follows this kind of thing in the 21st c?

I never stopped. I donít even follow celebrity worship culture outside of what I contract through accidental osmosis, but I NEED to know hos close this Pete Davidson loser is to ODing on goofballs.

(PS. Itís not goofballs, itís crack!)
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« Reply #235 on: September 12, 2018, 03:50:20 AM »
Wait...THE Pete Davidson from SNL?


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