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https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1222258335342366721

Biden's winning strategy seems to be to tell everyone that asks a question to vote for somebody else.

Don't ask questions
Don't take a risk
Don't vote

Biden 2020 - No Malarkey

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #50168 on:** January 28, 2020, 05:56:47 PM »

So about Bloomer...

https://twitter.com/chrisjollyhale/status/1222257575250579458

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #50169 on:** January 28, 2020, 05:59:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 28, 2020, 05:54:32 PM

Biden 2020 - No Malarkey

Sad to say but

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1213686388073218048

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #50170 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:05:31 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 28, 2020, 05:56:47 PM

So about Bloomer...

https://twitter.com/chrisjollyhale/status/1222257575250579458

Lol wtf no

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50171 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:08:16 PM »

Meh I do that to dogs all the time.

Akala · « **Reply #50172 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:17:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/Ahmad_Masood94/status/1222242413353238529

Nintex · « **Reply #50173 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:23:16 PM »

All dat land

https://twitter.com/carlbildt/status/1222278825775706115

stufte · « **Reply #50174 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:24:51 PM »

And Florida has been obliterated from the face of the earth in that map, as it should be.

Occam · « **Reply #50175 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:30:48 PM »

McConnell tells Republican senators he does not have the votes to block witnesses
(WaPo)

Muhahaha.

Nintex · « **Reply #50176 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:33:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1222267596210343940

If Palestine doesn't sign then Jared is going to throw a temper tantrum.

Always insult the people you are negotiating with and tell them they've screwed up everything.
That's how you run a great business fella's and don't be wise guys and critics because President Trump is a great leader and he's positive.
That's it. LALALALALA I can't hear you and I'm off to play ~~Call of Duty~~ Make America Great Again.

Nintex · « **Reply #50177 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:42:56 PM »

https://twitter.com/Robillard/status/1222302783719821312

Akala · « **Reply #50178 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:48:23 PM »

Quote from: stufte on January 28, 2020, 06:24:51 PM

And Florida has been obliterated from the face of the earth in that map, as it should be.

I mean how else would they get us to agree with it?

Quote from: Nintex on January 28, 2020, 06:33:11 PM

If Palestine doesn't sign then Jared is going to throw a temper tantrum.

After all this time never really seeing him on camera or take questions, I am slightly upset Jared comes off more as a milquetoast asshole rather than the milquetoast jackass I expected. :'(

team filler · « **Reply #50179 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:03:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1222258335342366721

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #50180 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:15:44 PM »

man, this is just elder abuse

team filler · « **Reply #50181 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:20:09 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #50182 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:32:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1222224528065155072
why the FUCK does there need to be a fucking TUNNEL between the west bank and gaza? You don't want to have to see the Arabs you pushed out??

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50183 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:37:17 PM »

That's probably what trump was talking to elon tesla about.

Occam · « **Reply #50184 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:45:10 PM »

Came across this great quote by Salon politics writer Amanda Marcotte:

"the darker truth is that Republican voters, like Republican politicians, see clearly what Trump did — use the power of his office in an overt attempt to cheat in the 2020 election — and they love it. Like their leaders, Republican voters are feeling done with democracy and eager to follow Trump into a new world, where the majority of Americans who vote for Democrats are kept out of power, by any means necessary."
https://www.salon.com/2019/12/17/are-republicans-afraid-of-trump-hell-no-hes-destroying-democracy-and-they-love-it/

And that's the crux of the matter. I wish Democrats would understand this.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #50185 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:47:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 07:32:31 PM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1222224528065155072
why the FUCK does there need to be a fucking TUNNEL between the west bank and gaza? You don't want to have to see the Arabs you pushed out??

so you can collapse it on em

shosta · « **Reply #50186 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:48:21 PM »

Quote from: KissVibes on January 28, 2020, 07:46:09 PM

Why not just have them completely living underground? JK Rowling can write a fantasy book about it.

We can call it "Metropolis"

Tripon · « **Reply #50187 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:30:02 PM »

That map is fucked up. There's no fucking way a two state solution is going to work if that's all the territory Palestinians going to get.

shosta · « **Reply #50188 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:30:30 PM »

Why not? That's what our two state solution looked like.

Tripon · « **Reply #50189 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:37:54 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 08:30:30 PM

Why not? That's what our two state solution looked like.

Has it worked yet?

EightBitNate · « **Reply #50190 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:41:28 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 08:30:30 PM

Why not? That's what our two state solution looked like.

1967 borders (including Jerusalem) is what most Palestinians want.

shosta · « **Reply #50191 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:45:01 PM »

Quote from: KissVibes on January 28, 2020, 08:35:30 PM

Just put Palestine on a barge out in the Mediterranean Sea. Fuck it.

FACT CHECK: the gaza strip is currently under embargo and no passenger ships would be allowed to dock, let alone set sail with a diaspora of palestinians

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50192 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:45:03 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 08:30:30 PM

Why not? That's what our two state solution looked like.

North Dakota and South Dakota?

shosta · « **Reply #50193 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 28, 2020, 08:37:54 PM

Has it worked yet?

Quote from: EightBitNate on January 28, 2020, 08:41:28 PM

1967 borders (including Jerusalem) is what most Palestinians want.

tfw your joke about Native Americans isn't understood

EightBitNate · « **Reply #50194 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:49:24 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 08:45:35 PM

Quote from: Tripon on January 28, 2020, 08:37:54 PM
Has it worked yet?
Quote from: EightBitNate on January 28, 2020, 08:41:28 PM
1967 borders (including Jerusalem) is what most Palestinians want.
tfw your joke about Native Americans isn't understood

I thought the “our” meant you and one of your little political science classes

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50195 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:05:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/status/1222252716761677826

james · « **Reply #50196 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:11:52 PM »

Avert your eyes folks. We have a massacre

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1222230960487485441

shosta · « **Reply #50197 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:15:38 PM »

I forgot the viability threshold is so high for some states... so many of the candidates are polling at the just the right number to not get any delegates at all.

james · « **Reply #50198 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:18:08 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 09:15:38 PM

I forgot the viability threshold is so high for some states... so many of the candidates are polling at the just the right number to not get any delegates at all.

Is new Hampshire 13.1%?

Because that would be cool

james · « **Reply #50199 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:18:33 PM »

Also Benji, please make note that Deval has surged from 0 to 2

james · « **Reply #50200 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:19:12 PM »

Shosty are you registered in Nevada and are you on the bernie bus?

shosta · « **Reply #50201 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:21:05 PM »

Quote from: james on January 28, 2020, 09:18:08 PM

Is new Hampshire 13.1%?

Because that would be cool

It's 15%

Quote from: james on January 28, 2020, 09:19:12 PM

Shosty are you registered in Nevada and are you on the bernie bus?

I'm going to skip my saturday class and caucus head-to-toe in Bloomberg gear

Tripon · « **Reply #50202 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:22:12 PM »

Isn't it 15% for every state?

james · « **Reply #50203 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:23:14 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 09:21:05 PM

Quote from: james on January 28, 2020, 09:18:08 PM
Is new Hampshire 13.1%?

Because that would be cool
It's 15%

Quote from: james on January 28, 2020, 09:19:12 PM
Shosty are you registered in Nevada and are you on the bernie bus?
I'm going to skip my saturday class and caucus head-to-toe in Bloomberg gear

Yes but for bernie right?

shosta · « **Reply #50204 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 28, 2020, 09:22:12 PM

Isn't it 15% for every state?

oh, I guess it is

Quote from: james on January 28, 2020, 09:23:14 PM

Yes but for bernie right?

If my candidate (Mayor Michael Bloomberg) does not survive the first round of the Nevada caucus, I will withold my vote and leave.

james · « **Reply #50205 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:25:59 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 28, 2020, 09:22:12 PM

Isn't it 15% for every state?

Bernie winning the nomination with the largest amount of delegates on record because the centrists won't drop out and all split the vote would be the best thing to ever happen to humanity

shosta · « **Reply #50206 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:26:32 PM »

It would justify more trump comparisons

james · « **Reply #50207 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:28:19 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 28, 2020, 09:24:29 PM

Quote from: Tripon on January 28, 2020, 09:22:12 PM
Isn't it 15% for every state?
oh, I guess it is

Quote from: james on January 28, 2020, 09:23:14 PM
Yes but for bernie right?
If my candidate (Mayor Michael Bloomberg) does not survive the first round of the Nevada caucus, I will withold my vote and leave.

Listen here you little shit. You will caucus for Bernie Sanders. I know where your live andi know where you vote. If I don't see you standing in the bernie section I will find you and I will find your family and I will fly you all on a helicopter into the side of the mountain. Is that what you want you little bitch? You and everybody you love dead?