It doesn't matter if the president pardons himself. The president is not subject to normal laws. It's up to Congress to determine if he's guilty of a crime and can be removed from office.
"Now that the President is pardoned Jake..."
"But Mr. Giuliani, this is outrageous how can you look at yourself in the mirror when you represent this man"
"Now that the President is pardoned Jake... he could walk in here and shoot you. He could shoot Comey or Mueller. He could do any of that and get away with it.
To be perfectly honest Jake, his lawyers including myself really let him down so he didn't really see any other option because he feels he is innocent"
"Ted Please, I beg you try and get this man out of office. Vote for impeachment for the sake of this country that we both love"
"Well Jake, where were the Democrats and CNN when Barrack Obama ruled by executive order? When he choose to bypass Congress to socialize healthcare and not listen to the will of the American People?"
"But clearly this is not the same..."
"It is the same Jake, except President Trump is making America Great Again and not Socialist"
*10 years later*
"A 3rd term or even a 4th term for President Trump. Your thoughts on this senator Cruz."
"Well you do know that FDR had three terms and we were at war just like we are now so no I don't think President Trump running for a 3rd or 4th term is that crazy"
"BUT WE HADN'T DECLARED WAR OURSELVES WITH FUCKING DENMARK FOR SERVING THE WRONG BURGERS AT A STATE DINNER TED"
"Well when Barrack Obama..."