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Tasty

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10380 on: May 27, 2019, 08:43:08 PM »

Kara

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« Reply #10381 on: May 27, 2019, 11:18:49 PM »
tfw the fellas dunk on you with relevant gifs for being cliched and terminally normie. :fbm

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When we were apart I would sometimes stare at the heavens under which we both resided and wonder if she'd looked at those same stars earlier in the day from her place N time zones in the future. Then I'd wonder how she was feeling at the time, unable to even estimate an answer to the question given our cordial, pleasant, but ultimately estranged dynamic.

I told her this when we were in bed together and she said that that was really sweet but that she had never looked skyward, the stars over a megacity too indistinct to bother. Should this plan immanentize there would be a certain ironic fulfillment of my past musings.
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toku

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« Reply #10382 on: May 27, 2019, 11:34:42 PM »
tfw the fellas dunk on you with relevant gifs for being cliched and terminally normie. :fbm

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When we were apart I would sometimes stare at the heavens under which we both resided and wonder if she'd looked at those same stars earlier in the day from her place N time zones in the future. Then I'd wonder how she was feeling at the time, unable to even estimate an answer to the question given our cordial, pleasant, but ultimately estranged dynamic.

I told her this when we were in bed together and she said that that was really sweet but that she had never looked skyward, the stars over a megacity too indistinct to bother. Should this plan immanentize there would be a certain ironic fulfillment of my past musings.
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Some people see stars in the sky, some see them in others.

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BikeJesus

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10383 on: May 28, 2019, 12:45:04 AM »
Hooked up with a chick last night. She started giving me a handjob with coconut oil as lube and then finished me off in her mouth.

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brawndolicious

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10384 on: May 28, 2019, 01:22:22 AM »
Maybe you're attracted to masculine behaviorisms?

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« Reply #10385 on: May 28, 2019, 01:24:28 AM »
Dick time

Kara

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« Reply #10386 on: May 28, 2019, 02:39:29 AM »
Pfft like any normie got your wicked tongue. If I was that girl I'd be :noah every time you finish a sentence :heartbeat

The Boreans who've met me irl can attest to the fact that I'm a much better writer than I am a speaker, but thanks. :-*

terminally normie. :fbm
are we sure that's what we call getting drunk and passing out in the office watching goblin slayer

FACT CHECK: It was the original Berserk anime. :bolo

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« Reply #10387 on: May 28, 2019, 03:35:09 AM »
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now
I call it one more reason to never trust stost!
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« Reply #10388 on: May 28, 2019, 09:29:41 AM »
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now
We already know you're a cool young dude.

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« Reply #10389 on: May 28, 2019, 11:08:19 AM »
After she says yes to Kara, The Church's 'Under the Milky Way' will slowly fade in and we'll get a montage of their possible future. A fitting conclusion to this lost John Hughes film

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« Reply #10390 on: May 28, 2019, 05:57:20 PM »
Well, I got broken up with on Monday.

I can say this time that it wasn’t anything I did. Since we got back together in March, I treated her very well. Unfortunately she suffers from recurring bouts of crippling depression. During the two weeks leading up to the breakup, she didn’t want to do anything, and she cancelled plans with other friends as well. On Monday she said that she didn’t want to be with anyone right now because she wasn’t capable of really being there. I told her I was fine to take it easy for awhile while she dealt with this, and she said that wouldn’t be fair to me. While I think I should be the judge of what is or isn’t fair to me, or what I am or am not willing to put up with, I didn’t keep arguing.

It sucks. When it was good, it was really good. I did truly love this girl. She’s one of the cleverest and kindest people I’ve known. Also one of the most talented people I’ve met (professional caliber songwriter and a good pianist). It’s really a shame.

Yes, I am aware that parts of this seem like the classic “It’s not you, it’s me,” routine, but after talking with a couple other people who are privy to the situation, I really don’t think that’s the case.

I just hope she can get through this, with or without me in her life. She doesn’t deserve to feel this way. I’ve had more than my share of struggles with crippling depression, and it’s really the worst. Hopefully she can get some help and have a happy life.
I know this sucks. But having dealt with people like that I can say that sometimes if you don't leave they'll blame you for their depression. If not directly, indirectly. They tend to be flighty thinking that it's their circumstances that make them depressed and not themselves. It seems she's wise enough to know the difference, but staying when you're unwanted might just make you another thing she blames.

I'll admit I do have a friend that stuck it through and eventually married the woman that did something like this to him. But I wouldn't recommend it. Even now he's gotta deal with it and while I can tell he loves her, I can also tell he's exhausted. It's trite to say "It's for the best" but in this case, it might be.
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10391 on: May 28, 2019, 06:22:26 PM »
It sucks not having a huge penis.
Ok so.. obviously only speaking for myself, but I don’t like it too big. My ex (Russian) was a cervix destroyer and sex was difficult and not fun because I ended up bleeding every time. I don’t mean to try to sound like a saint or anything, this is just my personal experience. But girls have different length of vagina so idk man, depends on the girl.
This is basically what my GF has said. She said a really big one would be too painful and probably miss the spot. She has said the sex is great, but I’m still worried which I know is my insecurities coming out. But I don’t really know to turn those off 100%. But I know if I don’t they are bound to push someone away.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10392 on: May 28, 2019, 08:14:02 PM »
Stop watching porn it’s obviously fucking up your head
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10393 on: May 28, 2019, 08:17:31 PM »
I for sure agree I’ve watched and watch too much porn. I also don’t really know how to stop watching it either. I tried to block most of the sites I visit , but my router’s parental controls don’t seem to work.

chronovore

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10394 on: May 28, 2019, 08:26:39 PM »
what do you call it when you check up on a bunch of the women you dated or had serious romantic feelings for and one third of them identify as trans men now

"Gender dysphoriphilia"

toku

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10395 on: May 28, 2019, 09:17:34 PM »
I for sure agree I’ve watched and watch too much porn. I also don’t really know how to stop watching it either. I tried to block most of the sites I visit , but my router’s parental controls don’t seem to work.

You have to replace a habit or mannerism with something else. Most of us don't have the kind of willpower it takes to just stop a long standing habit etc cold turkey.

toku

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« Reply #10396 on: May 28, 2019, 10:52:19 PM »
Just fuck like a porn star.

His dick isn't big enough. Please, pay attention in class Riotous!

Oblivion

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« Reply #10397 on: May 28, 2019, 10:53:30 PM »
Stop watching porn it’s obviously fucking up your head

don't listen to this man
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10398 on: May 28, 2019, 10:56:37 PM »
Just fuck like a porn star.
Well it’s funny you say this because well when try some positions that are obviously porn influenced and they don’t seem to work right away. I instantly think it’s because I don’t have a big dick and that effects my mental image. I mean a lot of this is mental after all.

toku

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« Reply #10399 on: May 28, 2019, 10:59:34 PM »
You're on the right path RahX, just stay on it. Be kind to yourself.

Kara

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« Reply #10400 on: May 29, 2019, 12:23:47 AM »
After she says yes to Kara, The Church's 'Under the Milky Way' will slowly fade in and we'll get a montage of their possible future. A fitting conclusion to this lost John Hughes film

"How easy it is to flee from retribution, yet how impossible it is to outrun shame." :fbm

Kara

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« Reply #10401 on: May 29, 2019, 12:24:28 AM »
@Rahx, with the very large caveat that swathes (if not most) of it was made without full consent, if you're trying to taper off your pornography consumption / assuage pornography-induced performance anxieties, I would point you in the direction of homemade and (some) amateur stuff. Not only will you see how bad most everyone is at having sex, but occasionally you'll see people who actually have feelings for one another depicted.

Please note that amateur is oftentimes a specious label and you should avoid anything under it starring performers who eventually became fully-fledged stars.

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« Reply #10402 on: May 29, 2019, 04:17:55 PM »
well since it's out there, how big do you think your cock is? measure it. we've all done it. is it photogenic? i know i try my hardest to make my dick look bigger than it is, that's the power of photography
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10403 on: May 29, 2019, 04:47:36 PM »
Didn’t work for ProJared.

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« Reply #10404 on: May 29, 2019, 04:48:18 PM »
kara and da raidags getting a ring in the same season  :jawalrus :lawd
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« Reply #10405 on: May 29, 2019, 07:49:07 PM »
Stop watching porn it’s obviously fucking up your head
Actually in retrospect what you need to do is watch anime monster stuff that way a) you don’t develop size dysphoria issues since no man can compete with a ten foot three headed articulated tentacle cock and b) your threshold for eroticism will be so utterly warped no sentient being on earth could hope to sate your desires thus you will have evolved beyond the embarrassing need for human companionship.
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toku

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« Reply #10406 on: May 29, 2019, 07:53:21 PM »
cat girls will be real one day  :'(

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10407 on: May 29, 2019, 07:58:50 PM »
Terran cat girls :donot

Extraterrestrial cat girls  :larry

Extraterrestrial girl cats  :whew

Extraterrestrial girl cats who after a lengthy seduction reveal their true form to be nothing more than an oiled, writhing mass of silken creamy flesh, hungry mouths with forked serpentine tongues and sopping wet labia-tipped tentacles.
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toku

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« Reply #10408 on: May 29, 2019, 08:02:25 PM »
If she can't stick one or all of her serpentine bifurcated tongues down your throat while her mass takes you in is it really love? Love should be all encompassing, like god's.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #10409 on: May 29, 2019, 08:12:00 PM »


:rash
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toku

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« Reply #10410 on: May 29, 2019, 08:25:10 PM »
I have not watched Batman Beyond.



skullstorm

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« Reply #10412 on: May 30, 2019, 10:48:28 AM »
She should just poop on his chest, everyone's happy

brawndolicious

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« Reply #10413 on: May 30, 2019, 12:37:50 PM »
Maybe the poop was so large that he feels like the beta in the relationship?

They could add poop size as a filter on okcupid, for the type of guy who wants a girl with less education, less height, etc.

Nintex

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« Reply #10414 on: May 30, 2019, 12:57:29 PM »
She should say: "Ok, but you must eat the poop if I'm right to make up for your false accusation"

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skullstorm

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« Reply #10415 on: May 30, 2019, 01:22:34 PM »
Maybe the poop was so large that he feels like the beta in the relationship?

So the girl is Randy and the dude is Bono :thinking

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« Reply #10416 on: May 31, 2019, 12:38:34 PM »
the 18 year old cashier i would flirt with every friday is now pretty famous

Brehvolution

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« Reply #10417 on: May 31, 2019, 12:41:36 PM »
Lorde?
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« Reply #10418 on: May 31, 2019, 12:44:03 PM »
kali uchis

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #10419 on: May 31, 2019, 03:15:14 PM »
kali uchis

Whaaaaat

The digital age is wild
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Raist

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« Reply #10420 on: May 31, 2019, 05:05:28 PM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.


BikeJesus

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« Reply #10421 on: May 31, 2019, 05:26:23 PM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.

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« Reply #10422 on: May 31, 2019, 07:09:36 PM »
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« Reply #10423 on: May 31, 2019, 11:53:53 PM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.

Someone probably tipped her off about the hog that she'd be dealing with.

Well she experienced it between her thighs two nights ago. An hour after sex she decided to suck me off. Thought I might have trouble coming again so soon, but her neck game is on point and I just squeezed her tits until I exploded.

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10424 on: June 01, 2019, 04:40:07 AM »
You committed the thought crime of not understanding generalities though.

Atramental

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« Reply #10425 on: June 01, 2019, 11:09:11 AM »
Made out with a 19 y/o girl (that I’ve met before) who used a fake ID to get into a BDSM show/festival that I was at last night while I was on some molly.  :doge

Also I crashed at [redacted]’s house and I am currently sharing a bed with her gay best friend.  :doge

A bunch of other shit happened as well but I’m trying to ease my headache.

But my god, it was like whore island last night.

Also, the leather pants were a hit again. Of course.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10426 on: June 01, 2019, 11:17:14 AM »
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag
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Atramental

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« Reply #10427 on: June 01, 2019, 11:18:27 AM »
Sinning is my new business and business is good.  :rash

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #10428 on: June 01, 2019, 11:46:26 AM »
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn
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« Reply #10429 on: June 01, 2019, 11:59:15 AM »
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn

You're tellin me, I watched some baseball and played vidya. #OldManFridayNights :maf

BikeJesus

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« Reply #10430 on: June 01, 2019, 01:06:39 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

Moved on to other women. The other chick has too much baggage and things got weird. She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest, and I can't be bothered with someone who refuses to listen and assumes the worst despite months of nothing but good times and respect. I think she was looking for an excuse to push me away. I don't have time for games so I just ended it. A week later this new chick asked me out at my work.

I'm good at my job and very open with the guests. Yesterday a cutie asian girl asked me for my number when I was out doing bike repairs in the park. Maybe I'll do more work on her bike, maybe I'll get to dip my hog in her. You never know.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10431 on: June 01, 2019, 03:06:16 PM »
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag

Canonically that only happens if he looks back, which it doesn’t look like is on his agenda at all.

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« Reply #10432 on: June 02, 2019, 07:16:02 AM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

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« Reply #10433 on: June 02, 2019, 10:03:21 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

I guess I wasn't. No big deal, though. Fucked the new girl up the ass last night.

Edit: Well I went back to the previous chicks place tonight and nailed her. Now I'm fucked.
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« Reply #10434 on: June 03, 2019, 01:12:57 PM »
Gonna need some TLDR breakdowns. Is Atra dating femAtra yet? Is Rahx still dry dicked?  :doge

Feels good being in a relationship, even the rocky parts aren't terrible. Bless up. Wish I had more free time to chill here with my brehs.
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Atramental

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« Reply #10435 on: June 03, 2019, 01:54:22 PM »
@PD I’m at work right now so I can’t really post a full summary but let’s just say I’m finally expressing my :supergay side after suppressing it for years out of fear that I would get exiled by my conservative religious parents.

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« Reply #10436 on: June 03, 2019, 08:07:58 PM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
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« Reply #10437 on: June 03, 2019, 08:08:49 PM »
Now I realize what he was up to wanting to compare cock pics!

Atramental

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« Reply #10438 on: June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

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« Reply #10439 on: June 03, 2019, 08:31:59 PM »